Hipster Anon (One shot)

>You are Anon professional hobo
No no that's already been done
>You are Fluttershy, Super sneak ninja
SHIT! That's been done too! you yell as you throw away your attempt at writing
>You are Anon legendary hipster
>You throw your scarf back around your neck and adjust your John Lennon like glasses
Guess I should go to Starbucks and get some frappe to clear my thoughts so I can write my fanfic
>And with that you take your acid washed pants with multiple holes and get on your way
>You take the back way having to go through the forest because the easy and main way is 'too mainstream'
>You arrive at the coffee shop and go to the counter to order
>"Ohhh hello Anon" Fluttershy says to you behind the counter
Fluttershy what are you doing here
>"I work here now"
Why would you wanna work at such a mainstream place like Starbucks
>"W-well I know your a regular here and I wanted to be closer to you" she says with a blush
R-regular. That word echos through your head
Dear Mighty Weasel (God and Celestia are too mainstream) I've become apart of Mainstream society. You say with a cold stare and monotone voice
>"A-are you okay" Fluttershy asks with concern
N-no Flutters. (Saying Fluttershy was too mainstream)
I HAVE TO BECOME LESS MAINSTREAM! You yell in the small coffee shop while everyp0ny looks at you
>You then look at Fluttershy who's looking at you in fear
Your coming home with me
>"W-what?" she says confused
ME.YOU.SEX.MY HOUSE
>"R-really" she says excitedly
No time to explain. you say picking her up and running out of the shop
>You arrive home and place her on your bed and begin kissing her
>You stop and look at her
>You can't be mainstream, you can't be mainstream. you say over and over in your head
Wait. SEX IS MAINSTREAM! you yell again
>The your brain gets an Idea
>You look at Fluttershy again
Are you ready
>"Y-yes"
Good. you say getting a bottle of lube
>Fluttershy eeps in excitement
>You whip out your shlong
>"It's b-beautiful" she says getting closer to it
>You immediately grab her arm hold it up put the lube in and start armpit fucking her
>"What the fuck" she says confused
I can't be mainstream. you say to her
>You continue to do this then look at her again
Are you still good to go
>"Well shit your barely doing anything"
Good
>You put on more lube  and move your dangly closer to her face
>She blushes and opens her mouth to accept your half hard member
>You move it out of the way and start to fuck her ears.
"Anon what the fuck!" She yells pushing you off her
I-i'm sorry I just can't be mainstream you say tackling her
>Once you finished in Fluttershy's ear you get up and put one your scarf and glasses and go make some tea. black tea, green tea is way too mainstream
>You look over to Fluttershy
I hope you enjoyed yourself
>"WHAT!" she yells hearing block from your load in her ear
Good, hearing is too mainstream anyways. you say sipping your tead and flipping your scarf over your neck
END