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Tsarroman

Fetish-shy, Murder

May 6th, 2012
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  1. >Wake up
  2. >Feeling shitty
  3. >Go to kitchen for breakfast
  4. >Knockknockknock
  5. >Let's get this over with
  6. >Open door, fluttershy is bound in very tight chains
  7. >Slam door in her face before she says anything
  8. >Shit needs to stop
  9. >Iiiiiiiiiiiiideeeeeaaaaaaaaa!
  10. >Go down to Rarity's and ask for a mannequin's head and a wig, telling her you want to experiment with hair styles
  11. >Stop over at Sugarcube corner next for some corn syrup and dark red food colouring.
  12. >Go home and get supplies ready, painting mannequin's head to look realistic before glueing on the wig and stuffing a sponge in the neck
  13. >mix up the corn syrup and food colouring before setting aside an apron and a meat cleaver beside your bed.
  14.  
  15. >Get up early next day, put on apron and splatter the red corn syrup over it. smear it on the cleaver and a little on your face for good measure
  16. >dip the mannequin's neck in the mixture, dripping nicely
  17. >as if on cue, the door bell rings
  18.  
  19. >fluttershy looks like an 80's glam metal rocker, hoping to have finally found Anon's fetish
  20. >Door opens sharply to reveal the object of her desires covered in blood holding a severed pony's head by the mane
  21. "What is it, Fluttershy? Can't you see I'm busy?"
  22. >OH SWEET CELESTIA
  23. >runs as hard as hard as her little hooves can carry her straight to her house, where she doesn't emerge for weeks
  24. >"s..so that was his fetish..."
  25. > the next morning
  26. > I wake up
  27. > all's quiet
  28. > open my bedroom door, there's a body of who appears to be Roseluck
  29. > there's a note
  30. > "Dear anon, thanks for finally showing me your true fetish! Love, Fluttershy"
  31. oh dear god
  32. > pick up the body
  33. > carry it out to the river
  34. > tie a stone to it and drop it in
  35. > go home
  36. > fluttershy wielding a bloody knife
  37. > "did I do good anon?"
  38. Fluttershy, you killed a pony!
  39. > "I know, is it getting you aroused?"
  40. > she gives me bedroom eyes and looks down to my crotch
  41. > "You know, at first I couldn't bring myself to accept it. When I saw you do that, I went home a cried myself to sleep. My Anon was a killer. But when I woke up in the morning, I decided that I would do anything for you, even kill.
  42. > touching, but also extremely creepy
  43. Fluttershy, you have to calm down now. Put down the knife.
  44. > She looks as though she's been shot through the chest
  45. > "Wait.....are you telling me this isn't your fetish?"
  46. No Fluttershy, I just did it to scare you off. I never thought that it'd go this far.
  47. > "B-but I.......I killed a pony"
  48. > she starts to tear up
  49. > she puts her head in her hooves and sobs
  50. > I go to sit next to her
  51. > I take the knife from her, and set it down gently
  52. Don't worry fluttershy, I won't tell anybody
  53. > "you probably think I'm some sort of freak"
  54. > a little late for that sister
  55. Fluttershy, you did it out of love. I know that, and it's quite touching really
  56. > She looks to me
  57. > her eyes are full of tears
  58. > "Will you ever like me anon?"
  59. Fluttershy, whatever you do, don't stop believing. Hold onto that feeling.
  60. > she hugs me
  61. > "Anyway you want it, that's the way you need it."
  62. > I give her the hug back
  63. I got rid of the body, don't worry. You just go home, I'll clean up.
  64. > That little psychopath runs home
  65. > The wheel in the sky keeps on turning
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