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- >Wake up
- >Feeling shitty
- >Go to kitchen for breakfast
- >Knockknockknock
- >Let's get this over with
- >Open door, fluttershy is bound in very tight chains
- >Slam door in her face before she says anything
- >Shit needs to stop
- >Iiiiiiiiiiiiideeeeeaaaaaaaaa!
- >Go down to Rarity's and ask for a mannequin's head and a wig, telling her you want to experiment with hair styles
- >Stop over at Sugarcube corner next for some corn syrup and dark red food colouring.
- >Go home and get supplies ready, painting mannequin's head to look realistic before glueing on the wig and stuffing a sponge in the neck
- >mix up the corn syrup and food colouring before setting aside an apron and a meat cleaver beside your bed.
- >Get up early next day, put on apron and splatter the red corn syrup over it. smear it on the cleaver and a little on your face for good measure
- >dip the mannequin's neck in the mixture, dripping nicely
- >as if on cue, the door bell rings
- >fluttershy looks like an 80's glam metal rocker, hoping to have finally found Anon's fetish
- >Door opens sharply to reveal the object of her desires covered in blood holding a severed pony's head by the mane
- "What is it, Fluttershy? Can't you see I'm busy?"
- >OH SWEET CELESTIA
- >runs as hard as hard as her little hooves can carry her straight to her house, where she doesn't emerge for weeks
- >"s..so that was his fetish..."
- > the next morning
- > I wake up
- > all's quiet
- > open my bedroom door, there's a body of who appears to be Roseluck
- > there's a note
- > "Dear anon, thanks for finally showing me your true fetish! Love, Fluttershy"
- oh dear god
- > pick up the body
- > carry it out to the river
- > tie a stone to it and drop it in
- > go home
- > fluttershy wielding a bloody knife
- > "did I do good anon?"
- Fluttershy, you killed a pony!
- > "I know, is it getting you aroused?"
- > she gives me bedroom eyes and looks down to my crotch
- > "You know, at first I couldn't bring myself to accept it. When I saw you do that, I went home a cried myself to sleep. My Anon was a killer. But when I woke up in the morning, I decided that I would do anything for you, even kill.
- > touching, but also extremely creepy
- Fluttershy, you have to calm down now. Put down the knife.
- > She looks as though she's been shot through the chest
- > "Wait.....are you telling me this isn't your fetish?"
- No Fluttershy, I just did it to scare you off. I never thought that it'd go this far.
- > "B-but I.......I killed a pony"
- > she starts to tear up
- > she puts her head in her hooves and sobs
- > I go to sit next to her
- > I take the knife from her, and set it down gently
- Don't worry fluttershy, I won't tell anybody
- > "you probably think I'm some sort of freak"
- > a little late for that sister
- Fluttershy, you did it out of love. I know that, and it's quite touching really
- > She looks to me
- > her eyes are full of tears
- > "Will you ever like me anon?"
- Fluttershy, whatever you do, don't stop believing. Hold onto that feeling.
- > she hugs me
- > "Anyway you want it, that's the way you need it."
- > I give her the hug back
- I got rid of the body, don't worry. You just go home, I'll clean up.
- > That little psychopath runs home
- > The wheel in the sky keeps on turning
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