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Adventures of Dantero and Company - Part 4

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  1. [2:27:30 PM EDT] Nitro: Planning for the future while it's 15 days to the end of the world.
  2. [2:27:51 PM EDT] IBLiS: yeah
  3. [2:27:52 PM EDT] IBLiS: /right/
  4. [2:28:09 PM EDT] IBLiS: dante gets a very special phonecall
  5. [2:28:10 PM EDT] IBLiS: "hi"
  6. [2:28:12 PM EDT] IBLiS: "uh yes hi"
  7. [2:28:14 PM EDT] IBLiS: 'can you"
  8. [2:28:16 PM EDT] IBLiS: "can you maybe"
  9. [2:28:21 PM EDT] IBLiS: "stop 2012 from happening"
  10. [2:28:25 PM EDT] IBLiS: "that would be great thanks bye"
  11. [2:28:29 PM EDT] Nitro: "..."
  12. [2:28:31 PM EDT] * IBLiS CLICK
  13. [2:28:37 PM EDT] Nitro: "do i get pai-- dAMN IT"
  14. [2:29:16 PM EDT] IBLiS: "christ, didn't even gimme a /name/"
  15. [2:31:10 PM EDT] Nitro: "how'm i supposed t'live after 2012 if y'won't pay me t'keep th'world from gettin' blown t'smithereens? no point in that."
  16. [2:32:24 PM EDT] Nitro: Math what
  17. [2:32:26 PM EDT] Nitro: Math no
  18. [2:32:32 PM EDT] Nitro: Math that's not even /proportional/
  19. [2:33:00 PM EDT] Nitro: They gave me AB = 13 and CD = 18 but AB is like 1/3 of CD
  20. [2:37:03 PM EDT] IBLiS: "might as well throw me on an stranded island with nothin' but a tree n' some fuckin' /rocks/ n' expect me t'build up some kinda /empire/ outta it"
  21. [2:37:55 PM EDT] Nitro: (Dante, let me tell you about Minecraft,,,,)
  22. [2:38:06 PM EDT] IBLiS: "sheesh, /people/ these days. can't even understand th'economy, m' tellin' ya"
  23. [2:38:07 PM EDT] IBLiS: "..."
  24. [2:38:14 PM EDT] IBLiS: "whatre you even /talkin/ bout old man"
  25. [2:38:41 PM EDT] IBLiS: "is it time tfinally throw you in an old home now or"
  26. [2:38:50 PM EDT] IBLiS: (i'm just imagining dante playing civilization as a kid)
  27. [2:38:57 PM EDT] IBLiS: (and he /always/ gets the tiny ass island)
  28. [2:39:11 PM EDT] Nitro: (hahaha, perfect)
  29. [2:39:16 PM EDT] IBLiS: (and he is just)
  30. [2:39:20 PM EDT] IBLiS: (yknow what this is)
  31. [2:39:29 PM EDT] IBLiS: (/yknow/ /what/ /this/ /is/)
  32. [2:39:31 PM EDT] IBLiS: (/communism/)
  33. [2:39:43 PM EDT] IBLiS: (fuckin communism!)
  34. [2:40:02 PM EDT] IBLiS: ((vergil helpfully points out that is not, in fact, communism))
  35. [2:40:10 PM EDT] IBLiS: ((and he should stop using that word if he's not going to use it correctly))
  36. [2:40:27 PM EDT] IBLiS: ((even /if/ he picked stalin))
  37. [2:40:59 PM EDT] IBLiS: ((because that doesn't give him the right to cry COMMUNISM every time something run awr--))
  38. [2:41:07 PM EDT] IBLiS: (JUST SHUT UP N PLAY THGAME ALREADY!)
  39. [2:42:08 PM EDT] Nitro: "'s /communism/, kid. y'don't jus' stop payin' people when ev'ryone's survival depends on it. they ain't even contributin' anythin' t'keepin' th'world from endin'. jus' want me t'do all th'work for 'em."
  40. [2:42:22 PM EDT] IBLiS: (whattya waitin for? y'FUNERAL?)
  41. [2:42:23 PM EDT] Nitro: "an' where's our money gonna come from when i save th'world again, huh?"
  42. [2:42:30 PM EDT] IBLiS: hahaha wow
  43. [2:42:31 PM EDT] IBLiS: that is
  44. [2:42:33 PM EDT] IBLiS: beautiful
  45. [2:42:47 PM EDT] IBLiS: "...dad."
  46. [2:42:56 PM EDT] IBLiS: "do have /any/ idea what ytalkin bout right now?"
  47. [2:42:58 PM EDT] IBLiS: "any idea at all?"
  48. [2:43:15 PM EDT] IBLiS: "cuz right now ysound like ybelong in the /homeless/ shelter"
  49. [2:43:23 PM EDT] IBLiS: "standin on some /box/ n preachin bout the end times"
  50. [2:43:25 PM EDT] Nitro: "hey. who's paid th'bills f'all y'dirty diapers over th'years?"
  51. [2:43:42 PM EDT] IBLiS: "yeah but"
  52. [2:43:47 PM EDT] IBLiS: "that doesnt make yany less /wrong/"
  53. [2:43:49 PM EDT] IBLiS: "n"
  54. [2:43:50 PM EDT] IBLiS: "stupid"
  55. [2:43:54 PM EDT] Nitro: "n' all th'babysitter's table legs."
  56. [2:44:14 PM EDT] IBLiS: "(shut up those were all accidents okay)"
  57. [2:45:15 PM EDT] Nitro: "y'think i ain't learned anythin' 'bout money? /you/ try takin' care of a li'l terror an' not learn jus' how much dough y'gotta rake in. i could be a fuckin' billionaire."
  58. [2:45:15 PM EDT] IBLiS: "b-but that aint got /nothin/ tdo with thfact that /you/ apparently dont know what the word /communism/ means"
  59. [2:45:17 PM EDT] IBLiS: "like"
  60. [2:45:18 PM EDT] IBLiS: "at all"
  61. [2:45:28 PM EDT] IBLiS: "jesus christ dad go read a /book/ sometime"
  62. [2:45:43 PM EDT] IBLiS: "...if yeven /can/ that is"
  63. [2:46:07 PM EDT] IBLiS: (nero berating dante on his word usage reminds me of)
  64. [2:46:08 PM EDT] Nitro: "if y'so smart, y'li'l brat, what's it called? /capitalism/? i ain't gettin' paid shit."
  65. [2:46:09 PM EDT] IBLiS: (tiny vergil)
  66. [2:46:14 PM EDT] IBLiS: (like uncle like nephew)
  67. [2:46:22 PM EDT] Nitro: (c'8)
  68. [2:46:22 PM EDT] IBLiS: ( ;u; )
  69. [2:46:41 PM EDT] IBLiS: "its not /anythin/"
  70. [2:46:58 PM EDT] IBLiS: "its just people bein stupid n not understandin how basic /business/ works"
  71. [2:47:09 PM EDT] Nitro: "that's even /worse/!"
  72. [2:47:12 PM EDT] IBLiS: "probably some tin foil hat hidin out in his basement"
  73. [2:47:18 PM EDT] IBLiS: "full of"
  74. [2:47:19 PM EDT] Nitro: "y'can't feed kids on gratitude."
  75. [2:47:20 PM EDT] IBLiS: "i dunno"
  76. [2:47:21 PM EDT] IBLiS: "beans"
  77. [2:47:36 PM EDT] Nitro: "he could've at least offered me th'beans."
  78. [2:47:55 PM EDT] Nitro: "y'like beans, kid? we could live in th'post-doomsday world on beans."
  79. [2:48:06 PM EDT] IBLiS: "yeah /right/"
  80. [2:48:11 PM EDT] IBLiS: "likes that ever gonna happen"
  81. [2:48:20 PM EDT] IBLiS: "didnt yalready debunk that"
  82. [2:48:29 PM EDT] Nitro: "not accordin' t'that guy."
  83. [2:48:34 PM EDT] IBLiS: "or have all those shitty syfy movies n history channel specials finally made ya believer"
  84. [2:49:16 PM EDT] Nitro: "oh, yeah. 'course. c'mon, li'l brat, go get some paper bags t'put over our heads an' we'll try t'outlast it."
  85. [2:52:37 PM EDT] IBLiS: "yeah"
  86. [2:52:38 PM EDT] IBLiS: "/sure/"
  87. [2:53:31 PM EDT] IBLiS: "well hide out in the cooler safe n sound while thmayan sun god just"
  88. [2:53:34 PM EDT] IBLiS: "fuckin"
  89. [2:53:44 PM EDT] IBLiS: "floats down n burns everyone t a crisp"
  90. [2:54:05 PM EDT] IBLiS: (dave's most popular theory)
  91. [2:54:08 PM EDT] IBLiS: (;y)
  92. [2:54:23 PM EDT] IBLiS: (he's got a few of them knocking around the hallways)
  93. [2:55:11 PM EDT] Nitro: "'course. i'll bring plenty of food an' schoolwork t'keep y'entertained."
  94. [2:55:20 PM EDT] Nitro: "gotta have an education t'rebuild civilization."
  95. [2:55:46 PM EDT] IBLiS: ".../what/ schoolwork"
  96. [2:55:54 PM EDT] IBLiS: "the school would be a smolderin crater in the ground ygoddamn ignoramus"
  97. [2:55:59 PM EDT] IBLiS: "ynot suggestin /youd/ teach me are ya"
  98. [2:56:12 PM EDT] IBLiS: "cause im pretty sure im at least a /thousand/ times smarter than ya"
  99. [2:56:37 PM EDT] Nitro: "'m sure i can talk t' y'teachers in advance. get a few extra textbooks or whatever th'shit they're givin' ya t'work out of."
  100. [2:57:02 PM EDT] Nitro: "might even take a couple of y'pretty teachers with us. gotta.../rebuild/ civilization."
  101. [2:57:58 PM EDT] IBLiS: "i--"
  102. [2:58:00 PM EDT] IBLiS: "/no/"
  103. [2:58:03 PM EDT] IBLiS: "/WHY/"
  104. [2:58:06 PM EDT] IBLiS: "for fucks sakes why"
  105. [2:58:20 PM EDT] IBLiS: "why you gotta hit on every single one of my teachers"
  106. [2:58:23 PM EDT] IBLiS: "/every/"
  107. [2:58:25 PM EDT] IBLiS: "/single/"
  108. [2:58:26 PM EDT] IBLiS: "/one/"
  109. [2:59:13 PM EDT] IBLiS: "it makes me wanna crawl into the sewer n just /die/"
  110. [2:59:18 PM EDT] Nitro: "hey, not my fault y'got a lot of nice-lookin' teachers. better'n what i got stuck with."
  111. [2:59:19 PM EDT] IBLiS: "maybe get eaten by one of those monster bugs"
  112. [2:59:40 PM EDT] IBLiS: "is /that/ what ywant"
  113. [2:59:43 PM EDT] IBLiS: "is /that/ it"
  114. [2:59:49 PM EDT] Nitro: "an' what about you? any girls y'like, kid? y'gonna grow up one day too. an' i expect ya t'carry on my legacy. biblically."
  115. [2:59:55 PM EDT] * PurpleKoopa ms frizzle's always down for taking chances, making mistakes, and getting messy ;D
  116. [3:00:05 PM EDT] Nitro: "or guys, really, but that ain't really effective f'rebuildin' civilization."
  117. [3:00:14 PM EDT] Nitro: "maybe both."
  118. [3:00:15 PM EDT] IBLiS: "wOULD Y/STOP/ IT"
  119. [3:00:17 PM EDT] IBLiS: "I SWEAR TGOD--"
  120. [3:00:27 PM EDT] * IBLiS And then someone got punched.
  121. [3:00:37 PM EDT] * Nitro Laughter --
  122. [3:00:38 PM EDT] * IBLiS /Lightly/.
  123. [3:00:46 PM EDT] * IBLiS That arm is no lightweight B[
  124. [3:01:08 PM EDT] * Nitro Ok, yeah, it hurts but not that much.
  125. [3:01:11 PM EDT] * Nitro Also
  126. [3:01:19 PM EDT] * Nitro Ooh, Ms. Frizzle. ;y
  127. [3:01:43 PM EDT] Nitro: "c'mon, kid, it ain't that big of a deal."
  128. [3:01:48 PM EDT] Nitro: "'s /nature/."
  129. [3:02:49 PM EDT] IBLiS: "if i told ya once ive told ya a /million/ fuckin times"
  130. [3:02:59 PM EDT] IBLiS: "i dont wanna talk bout it!"
  131. [3:03:05 PM EDT] IBLiS: "s just"
  132. [3:03:09 PM EDT] IBLiS: "/weird/"
  133. [3:03:11 PM EDT] IBLiS: "okay?"
  134. [3:04:15 PM EDT] Nitro: "if y'say so. but don't cry 'bout it when i say y'english teacher's reeeal easy on th'eyes."
  135. [3:05:12 PM EDT] IBLiS: "i--"
  136. [3:05:15 PM EDT] IBLiS: "hES FORTY--"
  137. [3:05:21 PM EDT] Nitro: "so?"
  138. [3:05:22 PM EDT] * IBLiS Dad pls.
  139. [3:05:24 PM EDT] * IBLiS Pls dad.
  140. [3:05:26 PM EDT] Nitro: "don't be agist, kid."
  141. [3:05:31 PM EDT] * IBLiS He is just gonna.
  142. [3:05:36 PM EDT] * IBLiS Bury his hands in his face.
  143. [3:05:37 PM EDT] * IBLiS Yeah that's good.
  144. [3:05:47 PM EDT] * Nitro Pat pat pat.
  145. [3:06:09 PM EDT] IBLiS: "i swear tgod ill do it"
  146. [3:06:12 PM EDT] IBLiS: "i dont care if lobster king aint real"
  147. [3:06:34 PM EDT] IBLiS: "ill throw myself into thsewers n smack dab into his meaty claws"
  148. [3:06:55 PM EDT] * IBLiS Because every city needs an urban legend.
  149. [3:06:56 PM EDT] * IBLiS Some have ghosts.
  150. [3:07:02 PM EDT] * IBLiS Others have alligators in the sewer.
  151. [3:07:09 PM EDT] * IBLiS And others still have beings entirely out of this world.
  152. [3:07:14 PM EDT] * IBLiS Capulet City has a giant fucking lobster.
  153. [3:07:38 PM EDT] * Nitro Dante met it once -- it turned out to be a spectacularly grouchy yet remarkably fatherly crab.
  154. [3:07:40 PM EDT] * PurpleKoopa OH YEAH, THE LOBSTER KING. HE'S A GOOD COUSIN OF MINE. (V)imi(V)
  155. [3:07:46 PM EDT] * Nitro (hA)
  156. [3:08:22 PM EDT] * IBLiS Did the fatherly lobster take care of all the little lobster babies that escaped from the seafood resturaunts.
  157. [3:08:26 PM EDT] * IBLiS Did Dante vow to never eat seafood again.
  158. [3:08:34 PM EDT] * IBLiS A harrowing promise for any New Englander to make.
  159. [3:08:44 PM EDT] Nitro: "y'/know/ i told y'he ain't that bad. probably would give ya room n' board f'nothin' but th'chance t'pinch y'little cheeks."
  160. [3:08:51 PM EDT] * Nitro Said cheeks are promptly pinched.
  161. [3:09:09 PM EDT] * Nitro The story about meeting the Lobster King is probably total bullshit but one can never know.
  162. [3:09:24 PM EDT] * IBLiS /SMACK/
  163. [3:09:37 PM EDT] IBLiS: "oh /no/ ydont!"
  164. [3:09:41 PM EDT] IBLiS: "i aint fallin fthat one again!"
  165. [3:09:45 PM EDT] IBLiS: "i dont care what ysay"
  166. [3:10:09 PM EDT] IBLiS: "i dont even care if ybring back some /massive/ lobster claw fone of ystupid trophies"
  167. [3:10:15 PM EDT] IBLiS: "lobster king /aint/ /real/"
  168. [3:10:38 PM EDT] Nitro: "'m sure he'd be real upset by that pre..."
  169. [3:10:40 PM EDT] * Nitro Cough.
  170. [3:10:43 PM EDT] Nitro: "presumption."
  171. [3:10:52 PM EDT] IBLiS: "only total wibblers like john believe in that stuff anyway"
  172. [3:11:02 PM EDT] * IBLiS One time, he even suggsted that they took a trip into the sewers.
  173. [3:12:08 PM EDT] * IBLiS "come on guys! it'll be our raddest ghostbusting adventure yet!"
  174. [3:12:15 PM EDT] * IBLiS "...unless you're too chiiiiiicken."
  175. [3:12:18 PM EDT] * IBLiS "bawk bawk :B"
  176. [3:12:25 PM EDT] * IBLiS It wasn't a fun time.
  177. [3:12:31 PM EDT] * IBLiS Turns out sewers are /really/ fucking cramped.
  178. [3:13:06 PM EDT] * IBLiS Nero stil didn't know, to this very day, whether or not that was one of Egbert's patented Master Pranker Pranks (TM).
  179. [3:13:44 PM EDT] IBLiS: "..."
  180. [3:13:45 PM EDT] IBLiS: "oh wow"
  181. [3:13:51 PM EDT] IBLiS: "m real proud of ya old man"
  182. [3:13:56 PM EDT] IBLiS: "whered ylearn that one from?"
  183. [3:12:41 PM EDT] * PurpleKoopa OHHHH NO. NO ONE DISMEMBERS MY BUDDY L-KING FOR THE SAKE OF IMPRESSING THEIR SPAWN. DON'T MAKE ME BUST OUT OF THE /ME ZONE TO BRING BACK A SHINY RED COAT FOR MY WALK-IN CLOSET.
  184. [3:14:34 PM EDT] IBLiS: "a /calander/?"
  185. [3:15:57 PM EDT] * Nitro 'm pretty sure nobody could get past his claws t'dismember him, crabby patty.
  186. [3:16:02 PM EDT] * Nitro ...krabby patty.
  187. [3:16:45 PM EDT] * IBLiS are you admittin that theres a monster out there ycant beat to smithereens
  188. [3:16:47 PM EDT] * Nitro ...why would a tv show imply that th'owner's servin' patties made of other citizens of wherever th'hell they live?
  189. [3:16:48 PM EDT] * IBLiS am i hearin this right
  190. [3:17:05 PM EDT] * IBLiS oh lordy hallelujah what a glorious day this is
  191. [3:17:20 PM EDT] * IBLiS thday my old man finally got off his goddamn high horse
  192. [3:17:40 PM EDT] * Nitro hey, didn't say /i/ couldn't. jus' nobody else. an' i /wouldn/'/t/. dude's a nice guy.
  193. [3:18:00 PM EDT] * IBLiS dudes also totally fuckin /fake/
  194. [3:18:02 PM EDT] * IBLiS so yeah
  195. [3:18:06 PM EDT] * IBLiS probably a nice guy
  196. [3:18:09 PM EDT] * IBLiS yknow
  197. [3:18:10 PM EDT] * Nitro y'fuckin' unbeliever.
  198. [3:18:17 PM EDT] * IBLiS fan imaginary friend
  199. [3:18:27 PM EDT] * IBLiS (ps arent you gettin too old for those)
  200. [3:18:49 PM EDT] Nitro: "what, y'think i haven't picked up a couple words over th'years? i know people who're /real/ big on words."
  201. [3:18:55 PM EDT] Nitro: "real verbose, y'might say."
  202. [3:19:11 PM EDT] Nitro: "they kinda rub off on ya, after a while."
  203. [3:19:35 PM EDT] IBLiS: "people? more like /person/"
  204. [3:19:37 PM EDT] IBLiS: "n no"
  205. [3:19:40 PM EDT] IBLiS: "he dont count"
  206. [3:20:01 PM EDT] Nitro: "/don/'/t/?"
  207. [3:20:11 PM EDT] * IBLiS ...
  208. [3:20:13 PM EDT] * IBLiS /sigh/
  209. [3:20:16 PM EDT] IBLiS: "/doesnt/"
  210. [3:20:39 PM EDT] * Nitro also brb maybe
  211. [3:20:48 PM EDT] IBLiS: (you know this must be an au timeline when nero owns up to a mistake like that)
  212. [3:26:58 PM EDT] Nitro: (to be fair he just was pulling Dante's leg about words)
  213. [3:26:59 PM EDT] Nitro: (so)
  214. [3:27:26 PM EDT] Nitro: "too distracted lookin' at y'english teacher's pretty face t'catch that bit, huh? it's alright. i understand."
  215. [3:27:27 PM EDT] Ellis: nice football skills there, nitbro
  216. [3:27:50 PM EDT] IBLiS: "!"
  217. [3:27:52 PM EDT] IBLiS: "ugh"
  218. [3:27:54 PM EDT] IBLiS: "/no/"
  219. [3:27:58 PM EDT] Nitro: (football)
  220. [3:27:58 PM EDT] IBLiS: "its just"
  221. [3:28:03 PM EDT] IBLiS: "force of habit okay"
  222. [3:28:06 PM EDT] Nitro: (??)
  223. [3:28:13 PM EDT] Nitro: "/sure/ it is."
  224. [3:28:19 PM EDT] IBLiS: "n i blame /you/ fit"
  225. [3:28:21 PM EDT] IBLiS: "all of it"
  226. [3:28:25 PM EDT] Nitro: (fit)
  227. [3:28:50 PM EDT] IBLiS: "every single bad habit ive ever had all leads back t/you/"
  228. [3:29:03 PM EDT] Nitro: "hey, 's not like y'/had/ t'talk like me."
  229. [3:29:18 PM EDT] IBLiS: "no"
  230. [3:29:33 PM EDT] IBLiS: "specially not when we live /tgether/"
  231. [3:29:34 PM EDT] IBLiS: "or yknow"
  232. [3:29:43 PM EDT] IBLiS: "thpart where i lived my /entire/ /life/ under yshadow"
  233. [3:30:03 PM EDT] IBLiS: "other than that"
  234. [3:30:06 PM EDT] IBLiS: "no"
  235. [3:30:08 PM EDT] IBLiS: "no i didnt"
  236. [3:30:14 PM EDT] IBLiS: "cause thats just /crazy/ /talk/"
  237. [3:31:07 PM EDT] Nitro: "hey, i did my damnedest. put y'in daycare and got y'around other people much as i could. y'had other people t'look up to."
  238. [3:31:23 PM EDT] Nitro: "jus' admit it. y'old man's more awesome than any of'm an' that's why y'didn't."
  239. [3:31:46 PM EDT] IBLiS: "oh yeah"
  240. [3:31:47 PM EDT] IBLiS: "/sure/"
  241. [3:31:52 PM EDT] IBLiS: "course thats it"
  242. [3:32:23 PM EDT] IBLiS: "cept i think ymissin just one lil thing"
  243. [3:32:30 PM EDT] IBLiS: "/i/ /didnt/ /live/ /with/ /em/"
  244. [3:32:42 PM EDT] * IBLiS And Unka Gerbil only visited some of the time.
  245. [3:32:44 PM EDT] * IBLiS Most of the time.
  246. [3:32:47 PM EDT] * IBLiS ...
  247. [3:32:54 PM EDT] * IBLiS M-maybe almost all of the time.
  248. [3:33:00 PM EDT] * IBLiS But he sTILL DIDN'T LIVE WITH HIM.
  249. [3:33:08 PM EDT] Funkmaster G: SPORTS)
  250. [3:34:02 PM EDT] Nitro: "give me a break. y'uncle practically lived here n' /he/ was th'one who convinced y' t'use sentences at all."
  251. [3:34:13 PM EDT] Nitro: "frankly 'm not sure why y'don't sound exactly like /him/."
  252. [3:34:18 PM EDT] * Hatchworth yay uncle gerbil
  253. [3:35:07 PM EDT] * Nitro yes Uncle Gerbil is great c8
  254. [3:35:27 PM EDT] IBLiS: "well"
  255. [3:35:29 PM EDT] IBLiS: "i"
  256. [3:35:31 PM EDT] IBLiS: "/i/"
  257. [3:35:34 PM EDT] * IBLiS /Shit/.
  258. [3:35:49 PM EDT] * IBLiS Goddamnit old man, why you gotta go and prove yourself to be /smart/ and shit all the time.
  259. [3:35:54 PM EDT] * Nitro Your dad'll just be over here. Grinning like a loon.
  260. [3:36:17 PM EDT] IBLiS: "...well at least i talk better than /you/"
  261. [3:36:58 PM EDT] IBLiS: "thman who seems deadset on compressin the entire english language tone goddamn word n a few /thousand/ apostrophes"
  262. [3:37:39 PM EDT] Nitro: (oh I read that as "tone goddamn word" instead of "to one goddamn word")
  263. [3:37:47 PM EDT] Nitro: (and I was like)
  264. [3:37:49 PM EDT] Nitro: (wh)
  265. [3:39:47 PM EDT] Nitro: "y'uncle would beg t'differ. prob'ly would say somethin' 'bout syncopy an' shit an' how y'talk exactly like i do n' he doesn't get why."
  266. [3:40:17 PM EDT] Hatchworth: http://christmascorp.tumblr.com/post/37349638855/apollosglare-clusterbeatboxer
  267. [3:40:33 PM EDT] Nitro: "'cept he'd be /wrong/."
  268. [3:40:38 PM EDT] * Hatchworth vergil's disappointed he taught you beTTER THEN THIS
  269. [3:40:42 PM EDT] Nitro: "y'don't talk exactly like me."
  270. [3:40:58 PM EDT] Nitro: "y'have yet t'perfect th'art. gotta just let it fuckin' flow."
  271. [3:41:14 PM EDT] IBLiS: "see! yadmittin it! /no/ /one/ talks as b-"
  272. [3:41:20 PM EDT] IBLiS: "..."
  273. [3:41:25 PM EDT] IBLiS: ". . ."
  274. [3:41:33 PM EDT] Nitro: "s'okay. i don't blame y'."
  275. [3:41:34 PM EDT] IBLiS: "are ysuggestin i talk /worse/ than you?"
  276. [3:41:37 PM EDT] IBLiS: "really?"
  277. [3:41:40 PM EDT] IBLiS: "/really/?"
  278. [3:41:44 PM EDT] IBLiS: "fuckin"
  279. [3:41:45 PM EDT] IBLiS: "reALLY?"
  280. [3:42:13 PM EDT] Nitro: "i ain't /suggestin'/ anythin'. 'm /statin'/."
  281. [3:42:33 PM EDT] * IBLiS That's the exact same thing and you know it.
  282. [3:42:35 PM EDT] * IBLiS B<
  283. [3:42:39 PM EDT] * IBLiS >B<
  284. [3:43:07 PM EDT] Nitro: "y'don't have th'right /attitude/. 's kinda like music. y'just gotta go with th'beat n' flow. y'force it too much, kiddo."
  285. [3:43:17 PM EDT] Nitro: "i ain't blamin' y'for it. it ain't easy."
  286. [3:43:37 PM EDT] * Nitro Ohohoho, no it ain't. You want your uncle to lecture you about it?
  287. [3:45:36 PM EDT] IBLiS: "ugh"
  288. [3:45:41 PM EDT] IBLiS: "yso full of /bullshit"
  289. [3:45:45 PM EDT] IBLiS: "listen i"
  290. [3:45:46 PM EDT] IBLiS: "i--"
  291. [3:46:05 PM EDT] IBLiS: "I could talk just like every other Tom, Dick, and Harry in this goddamn city if I /wanted/ to."
  292. [3:46:09 PM EDT] IBLiS: "I just--"
  293. [3:46:14 PM EDT] IBLiS: "dont feel like it"
  294. [3:46:16 PM EDT] IBLiS: "thats all"
  295. [3:46:54 PM EDT] Nitro: "haha, i believe that, kid. but it doesn't change th'fact that y'choose t'talk like /me/."
  296. [3:47:10 PM EDT] Nitro: "'cause it's a pretty damn good way t'be."
  297. [3:47:11 PM EDT] IBLiS: (wow)
  298. [3:48:06 PM EDT] IBLiS: (it's amazing how much simply /capitalizing/ things can convey so much)
  299. [3:48:42 PM EDT] Nitro: (Thus why Homestuck characters have quirks and why it's honestly a great way to convey personality and attitude.)
  300. [3:49:12 PM EDT] IBLiS: "...whatever."
  301. [3:49:40 PM EDT] IBLiS: "this aint gettin my history homework done any faster"
  302. [3:49:40 PM EDT] IBLiS: "or at all"
  303. [3:50:04 PM EDT] Nitro: "what y'studyin'?"
  304. [3:50:12 PM EDT] IBLiS: "n i thought ywere /alll/ about me keepin up with the boring ass paperwork"
  305. [3:50:22 PM EDT] IBLiS: "yet here yare"
  306. [3:50:39 PM EDT] IBLiS: "pesterin me like some kind of moisquito"
  307. [3:50:40 PM EDT] IBLiS: "or"
  308. [3:50:41 PM EDT] IBLiS: "or"
  309. [3:50:47 PM EDT] IBLiS: "or some kind of /humminbird/"
  310. [3:50:54 PM EDT] IBLiS: (moisquito ---> hummingbird)
  311. [3:50:55 PM EDT] IBLiS: (nero i)
  312. [3:51:46 PM EDT] Nitro: ".../hummin'bird/?"
  313. [3:51:56 PM EDT] IBLiS: "..."
  314. [3:51:59 PM EDT] Nitro: "kid, 's hard t'get a hummin'bird t'hang around long enough t'/see/ 'em."
  315. [3:52:04 PM EDT] Nitro: "let alone get /bugged/ by 'em."
  316. [3:52:07 PM EDT] IBLiS: "it was the first thing that came tmind okay"
  317. [3:52:14 PM EDT] IBLiS: "like /you/ ever seen a humminbird anyway"
  318. [3:54:36 PM EDT] Nitro: "yeah, i've seen hummin'birds! plenty of'm. mostly ruby-throated hummin'birds up here, though."
  319. [3:54:46 PM EDT] * Nitro ...uh.
  320. [3:59:11 PM EDT] IBLiS: "..."
  321. [3:59:20 PM EDT] IBLiS: "/ruby/ /throated/ /humminbirds/"
  322. [3:59:27 PM EDT] IBLiS: "yknow them by /name/ dyou"
  323. [3:59:45 PM EDT] IBLiS: "tell me"
  324. [3:59:48 PM EDT] Nitro: "...they have bright red throats, okay? 's not hard t'remember."
  325. [4:00:24 PM EDT] IBLiS: "what /other/ fanciful bird names have you memorized in that pea brain of yous-"
  326. [4:00:25 PM EDT] IBLiS: "yours"
  327. [4:00:50 PM EDT] Nitro: "aw, c'mon, 's not /that/..."
  328. [4:00:52 PM EDT] * Nitro Sigh.
  329. [4:01:04 PM EDT] IBLiS: "no no"
  330. [4:01:11 PM EDT] IBLiS: "/go/ /on/"
  331. [4:01:20 PM EDT] IBLiS: "i am simply /enthralled/ by this shockin new revelation"
  332. [4:01:35 PM EDT] * IBLiS Hahaha, jesus. He was doing it. He was really doing it! He had his old man on the /ropes/!
  333. [4:01:51 PM EDT] * IBLiS This was a day he would come to love and cherish for ever and ever.
  334. [4:01:53 PM EDT] * IBLiS And /ever/.
  335. [4:02:05 PM EDT] Nitro: "...nah, no. i ain't doin' this. look, it's not a big deal."
  336. [4:02:07 PM EDT] Nitro: "i."
  337. [4:02:21 PM EDT] Nitro: "i used t'know someone who was really int' bird-watchin' an' shit, okay?"
  338. [4:04:14 PM EDT] IBLiS: "awwww"
  339. [4:04:29 PM EDT] IBLiS: "i didnt know ypaid so much attention to ygirlfriends dumb ho-"
  340. [4:04:36 PM EDT] * IBLiS Oh.
  341. [4:04:38 PM EDT] * IBLiS Wait.
  342. [4:04:40 PM EDT] * IBLiS That's right.
  343. [4:04:41 PM EDT] * Nitro Fr o w n.
  344. [4:04:45 PM EDT] * IBLiS She's not around anymore.
  345. [4:04:47 PM EDT] * IBLiS O h.
  346. [4:04:55 PM EDT] * IBLiS He forgets that, sometimes.
  347. [4:04:57 PM EDT] * IBLiS >:
  348. [4:05:20 PM EDT] IBLiS: "..."
  349. [4:05:21 PM EDT] * IBLiS So he just.
  350. [4:05:24 PM EDT] * IBLiS Stays silent.
  351. [4:05:43 PM EDT] * IBLiS He was trying to forget she was ever in their life in the first place.
  352. [4:07:41 PM EDT] * Nitro ...Aw, hell, kid.
  353. [4:07:57 PM EDT] Nitro: "...wasn't just her, anyway."
  354. [4:08:16 PM EDT] * Nitro He didn't really /want/ to talk about it but. It was better than everything collapsing into awkward silence.
  355. [4:09:55 PM EDT] Nitro: [it's]
  356. [4:09:58 PM EDT] Nitro: [it's settled]
  357. [4:10:03 PM EDT] Nitro: [everything we touch turns to feels]
  358. [4:14:08 PM EDT] IBLiS: "...who else then? was it one from those /parades/ of yidiots yjust seem t/love/ paradin round here like a goddamn rose bowl float."
  359. [4:14:21 PM EDT] * IBLiS grumble mumble "probably dont even remember their names" mumble /grumble/
  360. [4:14:26 PM EDT] * IBLiS Oh.
  361. [4:14:29 PM EDT] * IBLiS That's his.
  362. [4:14:32 PM EDT] * IBLiS Bitter look.
  363. [4:14:36 PM EDT] * IBLiS That is not a good look at all.
  364. [4:14:49 PM EDT] * IBLiS Why did he have to inherit his uncle's /sour/ attitude.
  365. [4:15:21 PM EDT] * Nitro Oh.
  366. [4:15:39 PM EDT] * Nitro Dante lets him have his moment and then sighs through his nose.
  367. [4:15:42 PM EDT] Nitro: "...was my dad."
  368. [4:16:59 PM EDT] * Nitro No frills to it, nothing fancy. He isn't sure how else to say it.
  369. [4:17:05 PM EDT] * Nitro Or why he said it, anyway.
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