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- -- TenaciouslyAbstract [TA] started pestering LambientGrace [LA] --
- TenaciouslyAbstract
- Hello, Zyonne? Are you there, or off doing alien things?
- LambentGrace
- ▬ι════ﺤ I'm âctually BOTH here AND doing âlien things.
- My multitâsking skills âre unmâtched, Alex-humân
- TenaciouslyAbstract
- I guess everyone you do would technically count as "alien things". Do you have to always add human to my name, I don't call you Zyonne-Troll.
- LambentGrace
- Hm... Well. 'Alex' is âlreâdy â name no troll in their right mind would hâve, so.
- Congrâtulâtions
- Alex-humân. You have grâduâted to 'Alex'
- How does it feel?
- TenaciouslyAbstract
- I thank you for that. So what alien things are you doing?
- LambentGrace
- I wâs engâging in the complex Troll rituâl of 'Bâttle-Câvorting'
- TenaciouslyAbstract
- What's that?
- LambentGrace
- It is very complex, ând very foreign to your kind. Its not worth describing. Jsut know it wâs very intimidâting.
- It is âlso tiring, so I âm currently lying down in the grâss outside my hive.
- TenaciouslyAbstract
- Sounds nice.
- LambentGrace
- It is!
- I hâve music plâying from my screen device. It is quite pleâsânt.
- How âre your... humân things doing?
- TenaciouslyAbstract
- My human things are going well, I just woke up.
- LambentGrace
- Hm. I see. I hâve been up for a little while.
- I woke up before the sun hâd set- so I needed to wâit before I could go outside.
- TenaciouslyAbstract
- What were you doing then?
- LambentGrace
- Ehh. My usuâll âffâirs when not on â contrâct.
- Studying.
- And uhh.
- Other things.
- Of equâl importânce
- TenaciouslyAbstract
- what do you do again?
- LambentGrace
- I. Tended to my poison plânts. Prâcticed my use of ân insrument
- LambentGrace
- For the contrâcts?
- TenaciouslyAbstract
- yeah.
- LambentGrace
- Why- Im ân âssâsin of course! I will be one of the empress' greâtest!
- But uhh.
- For now
- I'm mostly just steâling things from troll's hives. And delivering them to other trolls.
- TenaciouslyAbstract
- At least your practicing stealth? or is stealth not really a thing for troll assassination?
- LambentGrace
- Heirlooms thât were tâken by them, things other thieves hâve stolen. Theres these two trolls who constântly hâving me take the sâme locket from the other, and vice versâ. Bâck ând forth.
- Of course steâlth is importânt.
- I'm not... the best ât it. I usuâlly just wait til they leâve.
- LambentGrace
- Sometimes if someone is hâving trouble with â wild lusus- they cân pây me to deâl with it.
- Thâts where I get most of the blood for my fâcepâint. Its kind of like âssâsinâting.
- TenaciouslyAbstract
- So, your an assassin, but your resume only consists of stealing thins, and the occasional giant parent monster?
- LambentGrace
- ...
- Whât hâve YOU done with your life lâtely, Alex humân?
- ← BWeezerd has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
- TenaciouslyAbstract
- We're back to that, huh... Well, I'm potentially the first person to contact alien life. that'd be pretty worthwhile if I decided to share that with the rest of humanity.
- Which, you sorta aare too, actually
- So there, something done with our lives for both of us.
- LambentGrace
- Hmm.
- Alright.
- Well. Is there ânything else on your mind then?
- Or cân i get bâck to the very importânt nothing I was doing.
- TenaciouslyAbstract
- Nothing really specific, so I guess I'll let you get back to your lying in the grass. Bye.
- LambentGrace
- Goodbye.
- TenaciouslyAbstract
- -- TenaciouslyAbstract [TA] ceased pestering LambentGrace [LG] --
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