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- >Be Anon
- >You've lived in Ponyville for years now
- >Befriended pretty much all the ponies worth befriending to some degree
- >Including the six mares you fell in love with initially
- >Life is good
- >Today, though, you're nursing a hangover
- >Spike had arranged a bachelor party yesterday for somepony whose name you struggle to remember
- >Whatever, probably not important
- >You feel miserable
- >Head's pounding
- >Guts're bubbling
- >You can hear the blood coursing through the veins of the very noisy birds outside
- >With a surprisingly soft 'pop', a note appears on your nightstand from the fucking Æther
- >You groan and grab it, giving it a cursory reading
- >Raise a sickened but curious eyebrow
- >You briefly remember what the Thing looked like in the movie
- >And there's your non-existent breakfast, rushing back up your throat
- >You vomit into a conveniently placed bucket
- >You've gotta thank past you for thinking of preparing that the night before
- >You drift off to sleep
- >Sort of
- >On the cusp of gliding into dreamland, you hear a knocking on the door
- >No-one's calling out to you
- >Got to be...your new companion.
- >Sweet Celestia, what sort of mess have you been swept into?
- >Well, not like you can do much.
- >And the note did say she would be nice to you, so...
- "It's open."
- >You manage to groan out
- >Your door opens briefly, then closes again
- >You can barely hear the sound of footsteps
- >Weird
- >Shouldn't it be louder?
- >Especially when you're this hungover
- >Eh
- >Can't be arsed to think too much about it
- "Upstairs."
- >You groan again
- >Now you do hear hoofbeats on the wooden stairs leading up to your room
- >And...humming?
- >The hoofbeats briefly stop outside your door
- >You hear several loud knocks on your bedroom door
- "C-come in..."
- >Ah fuck-a-doodle-doo
- >You showed weakness
- >Damnit
- >It's not like you wouldn't anyway, but you figure a firm hand would be the best way to handle the goddamn Thing
- >"I'm coming in now~" a sickly sweet, calm female voice says
- >The door opens, and you see an amber-colored earth pony mare with an off-white mane enter your room
- >You look at her for a few moments
- >She's gorgeous
- >You have trouble imagining this is the dread alien horror depicted in the movie
- >She smiles and tilts her head at you, looking satisfied
- >"Look all you want, it's free. Though I guess I should suggest taking a picture, those last longer" She says with a little smile
- >She approaches your bed, stopping a few feet away
- >"You're awful quiet, Anon" She says, sounding genuinely a bit worried
- "I know what you are."
- >She winces, and you see a tentacle briefly sprouting from her side, before quickly re-absorbing into her
- >Sweet lord jesus above
- >The note was right
- >You give her another look
- >She looks...
- >Hurt
- >Ashamed
- "Look...I woke up today and this appeared out of nowhere"
- >You hand her the note
- >She eagerly reads it, curiosity filling her golden eyes
- >You can practically hear her heart sinking
- >She sighs
- >"I-it's...true." She says, looking anywhere but at you
- >You raise an eyebrow
- "Do...do you have any idea where that note came from?"
- >She shakes her head
- >So far, you feel like she hasn't lied to you
- >Maybe she's just a good liar.
- "Well...Uh...so...shit. Questions, I guess?"
- >She dares glance at you, but still looks like she's trying to shrink away
- >"O-of course. What do you want to know?"
- >She seems cautiously optimistic
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