Deadmeat Chronicles: Play Time

>You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
>You have been taken in by a two legged monster that covers herself in stinky water.
>They made you do bad poopies on yourself and then punished YOU for it.
>And now they have let you go.
>You have seen the door and was going to run for it but right now the light brown alicorn fluffy is hanging on your neck.
>”Pwincess Pwincess wub new fwen!”
>She yells to the stinky water monster, “Mommeh! Wha new fwen name?”
>You look at her, “Am Deadmeat.”
>The woman looks down, “Oh he is Sir William Reginald baby.”
>You get indignant, “Nu! Deadmeat am Deadmeat!”
>The light brown alicorn giggles at you, “Nu bad fwuffy, mommeh gif new fwen nuu name.”
>She sets in front of you, “When mommeh gif new name fwuffy go by new name, yoo Siw Wiwwam Wiginooo noa.”
>”Nu! Deadmeat am-“
>She runs away from you.
>”Whewe fwuffy go?” You say as you follow.
>She runs to a bunch of miniature vehicles.
>You recognize them as the road monsters that the two legged monsters ride in.
>But these are small, smaller than you.
>There are giggling fluffies pushing them around.
>They look up and see Princess Princess and start to jump happily, “Yay! Smawty pway wif fwuffy!”
>Then they see you walk up behind her.
>They all stop jumping and one turns and runs crying begging not to be hurt.
>One fluffy lays down and exposes its belly to you, “Pwease nuu hewt fwuffy!”
>Princess Princess looks indignant, “Yoo bad fwuffies! Pway wif new fwen! Dis Siw Wiwwam Weggienad.”
>”Am Deadmeat!” You say stomping.
>The other fluffies back away as you walk into the little car area.
>Princess Princess bounds next to you, “Yay! Pway wif toys!”
>You look around, “Yoo mean dese?”
>”Wes bad fwuffy. Yoo pway wif dese toys, smawty wet Siw Wiwwam Begigeee pway wif toys cause am gud smawty!”
>She is smiling at you wagging her tail.
>”Deadmeat nuu wan pway wif toys ! Deadmeat wan go way!”
>She giggles, “Why bad fwuffy wan go? Mommeh have efewy ting hewe and haf wall to keep munstas way.”
>You snort, “Deadmeat nuu cawe! Deadmeat wan go! Nu wan pway wif toys!”
>You top off your comment by pushing one of these stupid toys!
>It rolled!
>You look in amazement as it coast along the floor.
>You run up to it and push it again.
>It rolls again!
>You bound up to it and start pushing this amazing machine.
>Soon you are pushing the toy car all around the room.
>You get lost in pushing the car.
>As you push it along the light brown alicorn steps in your path and stops you.
>”Why yoo get in Deadmeat way?” You demand.
>”Siwwy  fwuffy, dey mo toys!” She points to blocks and balls.
>You walk over to the blocks and push some around.
>You then swat at a ball and watch it roll.
>You start to prance about pushing all these wonderful thing in the room.
>You find yourself giggling.
>Princess Princess runs beside you, “Yay! New fwen happy! Am gud smawty fo Siw Wiwwam Rewewnot!”
>A ball flies up hitting Princess Princess in the side knocking her down.
>”Owie! Why baww hit Pwincess Pwincess!”
>Alexander runs up, “Awexandeh baww! Yoo nuu pway wif it!”
>He looks at you and sticks his toungue out, “Stinky fwuffy!”
>You puff your cheeks and face him.
>He runs off pushing his ball.
>You are about to chase when Princess Princess stands back up and gets in your way.
>She giggles at you, “Awexandeh dummy fwuffy. Awexandeh seem to hewt Pwincess pwincess a wat by mistake.”
>”Deadmeat gif owchies!” You try to get around her.
>She grabs your neck and hugs, “Siwwy Siw Wiwwam Bwegibweg! It pway time, we haf fun now!”
>She lets go and starts to push you from the side turning you away from the light blue unicorn.
>She pushes you to a little slide.
>”Come new fwen! We pway!” She says running up a ramp to the top.
>She wiggles her back sides slightly before stepping off and sliding down her belly into foam squares.
>You tentatively walk up the ramp and look down.
>You hear giggling behind you and feel yourself get pushed from behind by two hooves.
>You try to back pedal but only fall backwards and slide down with your feet kicking in the air.
>You land softly in the foam squares.
>You jump up just as Princess Princess falls in next to you.
>”Swide fun! Smawty make sure aww fwuffy haf fun!”
>She starts to push you again.
>You back pedal again as the enthusiastic smiling alicorn pushes you.
>You back into something firm and stop.
>Princess Princess starts to jump happily around, “Now fwuffies pway wif mommeh!”
>You turn around and freeze, the stinky two legged monster is right in front of you.
>You jump back and puff your cheeks, “Wun! Munsta!”
>The fluffies nearby look around scared, “Munsta! Whewe munsta!”
>None of the fluffies listen to you, in fact most ignore you and try to jump on this monster giggling.
>The others when they don’t see a monster go back to rubbing on the stinky monster.
>Princess Princess is jumping around her, “Mommeh! Mommeh! Mommeh! Pwincess Pwincess sow new fwen awound mommeh!”
>You look around but you don’t see which fluffy Princess Princess is talking to.
>The woman is preoccupied with all the fluffies trying to hug her and play with her.
>You start to back away glancing for a place to run to.
>The woman looks down at you with a warm smile on her face.
>”Do you like your new home Sir William Reginald?”
>You don’t answer, you just puff your cheeks.
>You want to make sparklies but this thing on your horn is stopping it.
>”Aren’t you glad to have me as a new mommy?” She says smiling down at you starting to reach in her purse.
>You shake your hoof angrily at her, ”Yoo nuu Deadmeat mommeh! Deadmeat mommeh-“
*Squirt*
>She sprays some stinky water on you.
>Your mouth was open.
>You start gagging and tearing up.
>You fall back coughing, “Why…cough cough… spway Deadmea- *bleh!*… wif stinky wa wa?”
>She sets beck with the perfume in hand, “Fluffies just love my perfume and it makes them smell so much better!”
>”Who else wants to smell pretty for mommy?”
>The other fluffies start to clamber around her excitedly, “Fwuffy wan smeww pwetty!”
>You get on your belly and try to crawl away from this monster.
>You are shaking your head trying to shake off the stench.
>You hear the squirts behind you and can smell the horrid odor filling air.
>When you are far enough away you stand up.
>You look for an escape kicking yourself for getting distracted.
>You see the door to the hallway.
>You start to head for it when you are hugged around your neck.
>”Yay! New fwen!”
>You turn around and see a male unicorn hugging you.
>”Andwew wub make new fwen!”
>He sits in front of you smiling and wagging his tail.
>”Wha new fwen wan pway?”
>You look back at the door to the hall, “Deadmeat nuu wan pway, Deadmeat wan go way!”
>He cuts you off and stats to jump happily, “Nuu go way siwwy! It pway time!”
>He runs between you and the toys excitedly, “We pway bwocks! We… we pway baww! We pway!... pway…”
>His suddenly stops and his face contorts, “Andwew nee go poopies!”
>He turns and tucks his tail under his belly and starts a slow waddle to the white gravel.
>You look past him to the white gravel, “But dat where fwuffy wive… dat nuu poopie pwace.”
>He does a little dance trying with all his might to keep his rump pinched as he continues to move to the white gravel.
>”Andwew mus make witteh box…. Nuu wan make bad poopies…”
>You watch as he makes his slow trek and stomp in frustration.
>Why are these two legged monsters forcing fluffies to make bad poopies?
>You look around, “Deadmeat fin pwace fo good poopies!”
>Andrew slowly truddles ahead and climbs into the litter box.
>You try to tell him to stop when he raises his tail and gets a satisfied look on his face as a stream of poop sprays out into the white gravel.
>”Ahhhhhh…. Andwew feew betteh now….” He steps forward and kicks some white gravel back before he jumps out of the box.
>You walk up and step up on the side looking in at the pile of poop spread out in the gravel.
>”De meanie munstas put Deadmeat in poopie!”
>The box whirrs to life and starts to move.
>You jump back in shock, not only were you put in poop, you were put in the mouth of a monster!
>You quickly act, you yell “Munsta!” and turn and run.
>You run to the house plant and jump behind it.
>You puff your cheeks out and slowly look around the pot.
>Something is being pushed through the white gravel.
>A small door opens up and the thing seems to push something into the door.
>”Wha new fwen do?” You hear whispered behind you.
>You turn and see Andrew behind you looking over your shoulder.
>”Deadmeat hide fwom munsta.” You look back at the strange beast, “Why fwuffy go poopie in musta eatie pwace?
>Andrew looks past you, “Wha… witteh box?”
>You point at the litter box, “Dat munsta!”
>He giggles, “New fwen be siwwy, dat witteh box. Make gud poopie dere!”
>You watch in shock as another fluffy runs up to the beast and jumps into it.
>It hunkers down and lets out a stream off pee pee.
>He jumps out and goes running to a pile of balloons.
>The strange monster springs to life again.
>You get on your belly and crawl to the strange thing.
>Andrew crawls next to you, “Andwew pway cwawl game too!”
>You get close to the monster and sniff, “Deadmeat nuu smell poppies…. Whewe poopies go?
>You peek over the edge into the white gravel.
>The gravel is clean.
>Andrew looks in, “Witteh bawks take poopie way. Poopie in witteh bawks gud poopies!”
>Your jaw drops open at this marvel, “Dis poopie eating munsta…”
>”Ok my little children! Play time is over!” The stinky monster stands up clapping her hands.
>Andrew starts to run randomly, “Pway time ofer! Nee pway one mo time!”
>Princess Princess trots up to you smiling.
>”Did bad fwuffy Siw Wiwwam Regiwegi haf fun? Pwincess Pwincess am gud smawty! Aww fwuffy haf fun!”
>”Ok now, mommy is serious! Stop playing!” She waves her finger at the rambunctious fluffies around her.
>”Pwincess Pwincess gif bad fwuffy own toy soon.” She smiles warmly at you.
>”Ok, this is the last warning! Play time is over!” She is looking stern.
>Princess Princess looks at you sternly as well, “Now yoo get yoo bad fwuffy sowwies! Yoo nuu mo pway wif toys!”
>You look at Princess Princess confused.
>It seems now is the time you are not supposed to play.
>”Ok little ones, time to leave!”
>The man gets up and starts to shoo fluffies and pick up toys.
>Princess Princess jumps on you hugging your neck, “Pwincess Pwincess sowwy she be meanie to new fwen!”
>”Mommeh say smawty nee to be stwong so gif worstest sowwies smawty know.”
>”It over now, yoo gud fwuffy again Sir Wiwwam Goolimoo!”
>She turns and walks away. You shake your hoof at her, “Am Deadmeat!”
>You see all the fluffies gather around the stinky monster jumping on her and trying to hug her.
>You are by yourself.
>You steal yourself, you have been distracted enough, it is time to get out of here.
>You take off through the door into the hall.
>You look around, you remember being taken to the bath area so you run opposite of that.
>You charge down the hallway and into a large room.
>You look around seeing the windows and the door to the outside.
>You run to these opening to the outside and try to jump up to them.
>You cannot really get a hold to the sills and fall down.
>You run to in front of the door.
>You remember these things and know they open.
>You buck it a few times, it doesn’t budge.
>You stare at this magic wall that opens trying to figure out how to make it work.
>”Ok little ones! Keep up with mommy!”
>You hear giggling and laughter behind you.
>You turn and see the stinky monster coming your way with the throng of fluffies jumping around her feet.
>You look around and scramble for a place to hide.
>You run to the side of the room and shake your hoof angrily at the door.
>You then fall over and close your eyes.
>You hope the monster passes you by until you can figure out how to open the door.
>The woman walks into the room.
>You open an eye slightly as she walks to the door.
>She grabs the handle and opens it, “Ok everyone, let’s go outside!”
>Your heart skips a beat, you can’t believe what has happened.
>You jump up and run to the door.
>She doesn’t notice you run in from the side.
>You go through the door.
>You have made it.
>You are outside!