Dragon Crown Adventure

When I woke up, one again I'm in place that I don't know. I walk around the small village that I'm a part of, and I overhear some adventures. Its good place, I'm always up for some adventure & exploration. I call out my PokeDogs and go on another adventure. Dungeon crawling, exploring new towns, cities, forests, deserts, and etc. Was really fun, I learned a few tricks for using a bow. However I did manage to find a spear, for when I need to defend against opponents that get too close, and there's not enough room to maneuver. Like fighting in a cave, or underground. One thing I noticed was how great all the food looks. When I'm not bursting with energy, and when I can sit still for a minute at an inn. The food was, mmm delicious as it looked. It was heavenly, and when it came to payment. I always wanted a lower price for something, and I'll barter for it. Despite losing more money than it would've been worth, the extra money will go to helping out the serving wrench; I think.

We travelled all over the place in Hydia, and man was it fun. I could never sleep, because I wanted to see more! The loss of sleep, didn't really mattered, I take a few naps over the day to make up for it. Plus I had my pokedogs at my side. They protect me from all sorts of mishaps. The creatures in Hydia are pretty cool, but most they seem a bit... pervy looking. Mermaids having pornstar boobs, harpies having perfect thighs, everything seemed to be... exaggerated. I was tempted to help these poor Witches, I see time from time. Their boobs are so massive, you almost want to grab them and hold them up for her, so that her spine doesn't break.
While I didn't follow the fashion back on Earth. However my female family members back on Earth had the issue of too much. They would always wear sports bra. So with some help from some Dwarf bros that I bump into every so often; I helped make a functional sports bra. My only guess is that it's supposed to strap the girls down so they don't bounce up so much. So it wasn't that hard of a concept. What was hard was making them. We finally had to settle on "corsete for thy bossoms". Which instead of making your waist thin, it's for the boobs.

I think that my parents would've been proud. However the project was a complete wash. The idea never took hold for more than a season. The Dwarves never did get concept in first place. I guess that's what happens when your women look exactly like the men. It was amazing how much time flew by, as my time here grew a close. I said my goodbyes to everyone in the Elf village, and the Dwarf bros (or sis). Then I woke up in my Warehouse, with the "CYOA DEVICE" beeping, another Jump complete. At this time the device renamed itself, "JUMPCHAIN DEVICE" it also listed all the “Jumps" that were completed.
As I wondered what the fuck happened, a note pops up giving the list of changes to the device. There was 1 time use "Return" icon flashing, and not wishing to return to any jump right now I ignored it. What was really interesting was these two pods that appear on screen, and the message "Delivered". Sure enough there was two giant pods, and user manual for them told me of their usage to store people that normally wouldn't be allowed to join you. I guess that's fine & dandy, but I have no need for them right now, & set them to a corner. I look back at the "JumpChain Device" and looks to see where I'll end up next.