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  1. [18:08] Poultry 1970's were the best decade
  2. [18:09] Poultry and the 60's
  3. [18:10] Poultry and somewhat the 80's
  4. [18:11] Poultry I hated the 90's though
  5. [18:11] Disaster_Flare I was born in the 90's though.
  6. [18:12] StarCraft You got to be kidding me.
  7. [18:12] StarCraft 90s is my favorite decade.
  8. [18:12] StarCraft Blaming the 90s because of stupid Genwunners and scandal?
  9. [18:12] Poultry No, because Freddy Mercury died
  10. [18:13] Disaster_Flare ....
  11. [18:13] Disaster_Flare That's just one misfortune.
  12. [18:13] StarCraft But the 70s had resigned President and oil crisis.
  13. [18:13] Disaster_Flare A whole lot of good things happened in the 90's, including kickass music.
  14. [18:13] StarCraft And Video games.
  15. [18:13] Poultry The 70's had Don McLean
  16. [18:14] Poultry The 60's had the biggest evolution of America
  17. [18:15] StarCraft Everybody revolted on America in the 60s dammit but yeah, good decade.
  18. [18:16] StarCraft 80s had Reagan.
  19. [18:16] StarCraft 90s had Pikachu.
  20. [18:16] Poultry The 80's had the fall off the USSR and the Cold War
  21. [18:17] StarCraft 2000s was pretty tame.
  22. [18:17] StarCraft 2010s is all about left shit.
  23. [18:17] StarCraft The fall actually took place in 1991...
  24. [18:18] Poultry I meant the start of the fall
  25. [18:18] Poultry With the Berlin Wall
  26. [18:18] StarCraft USSR finally collapsed in 1991 though.
  27. [18:18] Poultry the 00's is where America lost their pride...
  28. [18:18] Poultry With Bush
  29. [18:19] StarCraft Smash 4 used to be the only thing that stood against the liberal society.
  30. [18:19] StarCraft But then they nerfed Diddy Kong and Sheik so liberals could love it.
  31. [18:19] Poultry The 80's had the invention of the World Wide Web
  32. [18:20] StarCraft It got popularized in the late 90s.
  33. [18:21] StarCraft And the creation could date back to the 60s too.
  34. [18:22] StarCraft If DoctorPain99 was here, he could probably argue that the 80s and 90s were bad though.
  35. [18:22] StarCraft And maybe Timson too.
  36. [18:22] Timson no u
  37. [18:23] Poultry The 60's had the loss of America's innocence
  38. [18:23] Poultry with vietnam
  39. [18:23] StarCraft What I meant is that there was this one time where DoctorPain99 trashed the 80s and 90s for having Reagan and Pikachu.
  40. [18:24] Poultry JFK was assassinated
  41. [18:24] Timson [16:19] <StarCraft> Smash 4 used to be the only thing that stood against the liberal society.
  42. [18:24] Timson [16:20] <StarCraft> But then they nerfed Diddy Kong and Sheik so liberals could love it.
  43. [18:24] Timson um
  44. [18:24] Timson StarCraft did you bump your head somewhere
  45. [18:24] StarCraft Let's also not forget that 50s had Marilyn Monroe.
  46. [18:24] Timson also
  47. [18:25] Timson animal fries are overrated
  48. [18:25] Timson I had them the first time today, not impressed
  49. [18:25] Timson maybe westwood just doesn't make them well
  50. [18:25] StarCraft DoctorPain99 disliked Smash 4 and Smash 64.
  51. [18:26] StarCraft And then Darthrai made an April Fools joke about Immature genwunners who play Smash 4 instead of Melee.
  52. [18:27] Timson DoctorPain99 also has two 9s in his name
  53. [18:27] Timson DoctorPain99 dislikes illuminati jokes
  54. [18:27] Timson illuminati has 10 letters
  55. [18:27] Timson 10 + 9 + 9 = 28
  56. [18:28] Timson 28 / 2 = 14
  57. [18:28] Timson #smashwiki has 14 users on it at this moment. coincidence? I didn't think so
  58. [18:28] Disaster_Flare plays the X-Files theme
  59. [18:28] StarCraft And Smash 4 released on 2014
  60. [18:29] Disaster_Flare ^
  61. [18:29] Timson 2014 - 14 = 2000
  62. [18:29] |<-- Poultry has left irc.gamesurge.net (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  63. [18:29] Timson 2000
  64. [18:29] StarCraft And the fact that 2014 was the year when it was actually a good 2010s year for once.
  65. [18:29] Timson Mewtwo2000
  66. [18:29] Timson Mewtwo2000 makes Brawl mods
  67. [18:29] StarCraft Because republicans got senate as well.
  68. [18:29] Timson DekZek uses Brawl mods
  69. [18:30] Timson DekZek's dog is named Fred_
  70. [18:30] Timson Fred_ has 5 characters
  71. [18:30] Timson 2000 / 5 = 400
  72. [18:30] StarCraft Grab the first two digits of 2000.
  73. [18:31] Timson Fred_ has 1 underscore
  74. [18:31] Timson 400 + 1 = 401
  75. [18:31] Timson 4 0 1
  76. [18:31] Timson 4/1
  77. [18:31] StarCraft And combine them to be 20
  78. [18:31] Timson April Fools
  79. [18:31] Timson Smash Wiki April Fools
  80. [18:31] Timson Disaster_Flare and Serpent_King suffered in Smash Wiki April Fools
  81. [18:32] Timson But when is the last time you have seen Disaster_Flare and Serpent_King in the same room?
  82. [18:32] Serpent_King Right now
  83. [18:32] Serpent_King ?
  84. [18:32] Timson SHH
  85. [18:32] Serpent_King What are you getting at?
  86. [18:32] Timson Both of their names have underscores in them
  87. [18:32] Timson coincidence?
  88. [18:32] Timson maybe
  89. [18:33] =-= Serpent_King is now known as Pseudonym
  90. [18:33] Pseudonym
  91. [18:33] Timson but what does this have to do with DoctorPain99 being a part of the illuminati?
  92. [18:33] StarCraft He's trying to make an Illuminati joke.
  93. [18:33] Timson nothing
  94. [18:33] Timson I was just fooling you
  95. [18:33] Timson OH WAIT
  96. [18:33] Timson fooling
  97. [18:33] Disaster_Flare ^
  98. [18:33] Timson we are now back at April Fools
  99. [18:33] Disaster_Flare ^
  100. [18:33] Disaster_Flare ^
  101. [18:33] Disaster_Flare Oh crap sorry.
  102. [18:33] Disaster_Flare My thing borked.
  103. [18:34] StarCraft Disaster_Flare adding spice to the Illuminati joke huh?
  104. [18:34] Disaster_Flare brings cinnamon
  105. [18:34] StarCraft No fourth wall is no fourth wall.
  106. [18:35] Timson according to megatron1 22 new accounts were registered on april fools
  107. [18:35] Timson there are now 13 people on #smashwiki
  108. [18:35] Timson 22 - 13 = 9
  109. [18:35] Timson there it is again
  110. [18:35] Timson the number 9
  111. [18:35] StarCraft So yeah, the 90s was my favorite decade.
  112. [18:35] Timson that makes three 9s
  113. [18:35] Timson and when you turn the 9s around you get 666 which is the number of the devil so
  114. [18:35] Timson DoctorPain99 is illuminati CONFIRMED
  115. [18:36] StarCraft Four 9s damn.
  116. [18:37] Pseudonym len("DoctorPain")-1 is 9
  117. [18:37] StarCraft Kappa
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