So... I'm being asked to get involved in the Hannah Buttocks "drama".

All this petty cancer stems from a podcast I went on where I made a few jokes. What's transgressed because of that podcast, is actually embarrassingly sad and pathetic and puts me off collaborating in general. Especially considering I had very little to gain from going on it anyway.

I know this will make matters worse, which is why I said I wouldn't get involved. But it's pretty evident from a message she sent me, that Hannah wants me to say something and because she's now being doxxed and harassed in real life; it'd be somewhat immoral to say no and/or say nothing...

What's happening to her is pretty disgusting and it's utterly ridiculous that it's happened over something so minor. However, other than the sick freaks that are trying to fuck with her personal life, the truth is; she only has herself to blame.

So long story short...

I went on her podcast a while back and I just made a few jokes. They were clearly jokes and if you took anything I said seriously... I hope you get a brain haemorrhage because that's the only kind of activity your brain is ever likely to see.

Most people figured out I WAS just fucking with her a bit, including Hannah herself. All things considered, she responded fairly well to my trolling. What she didn't respond well to, were some of the insults she received after that episode aired. Which, in fairness were pretty tame, some spiteful...  but tame.

Most were in reference to her being an e-girl and being in love with me. The latter of which I also received (me in love with her, not me being in love with me, though I do get that one too) and I'm yet to give even a single fuck.

Maybe it was different for Hannah, because she did have a bit of a thing for me and that feeling was never really reciprocated anywhere other than in jest. Maybe it was unfair of me to do that, knowing she was a little bit enamoured with me. Like I'm not an idiot, I've known Hannah had a thing for me for a long time, before I even did the podcast in-fact. So maybe I should have discouraged it more, but I won't be whipping my back anytime soon just because I didn't. I never led her on, I just never led her... off.

However, in fairness, I did tell Hannah multiple times that I'm not interested in online e-fucking, it simply doesn't appeal to me in any way, shape or form. Now I could have just as easily of said... "I'm not interested in YOU", but that's a pretty harsh way to put it and besides which, the former is the full truth anyway. Had I not met Hannah online, perhaps circumstances would be different, but the fact remains... they're not and therefore I was never interested.

Hannah is fundamentally a good person, with a well tuned moral compass and a good sense of humour. Three very admirable qualities
that I look for first and foremost in not just a woman, but a fucking human. However she is naive to a fault, incredibly disconnected, easily trolled, easily baited and easily manipulated by those that would seek to manipulate her. She is unable to read people successfully and often places her trust in the wrong person.

I believe (though do not know) that these flaws in character would explain her fallout with Days. I do not believe that whatever
she said or did to Days was with any malicious intent. But due to the fact that she's completely unaware of what she's saying/doing to people and in turn what others are saying/doing to her... fallout was fucking inevitable. So while her intentions were accidental and innocent of ill will, she is still responsible for them and should own them. Days I'm sure will forgive her for it in time, in-fact I'd be somewhat surprised if she didn't.

This also explains why, even when I have made no genuine advances and have told her in so many words that; "I'm not interested in online e-fucking" on multiple occasions, that she could still possibly think I might be interested. What happens is... she gets a poor read, overthinks it, overreacts and then because she wears her emotions on her sleeve is devastated by the result.

So when she gets a tweet from someone calling her an e-slag, of course she can't help but fucking respond to it. And this is basic high school shit, you keep responding to these people, keep making tweets about it... of course it just encourages people to do it more. But she's so oblivious to basic fundamental shit like this, that all she does is dig herself a hole that gets deeper and deeper and deeper. Hence why Hannah's twitter is fucking littered with my name, to the point where it DOES actually look like she's obsessed with me. Because at that point, it's a fair enough fucking assumption to make.

Of course I, personally, know that she's not. She's just trying to do some damage control and failing miserably. Of course... 'damage control' is the nice way to put it and not the full story really. She IS a bit of an attention-seeker, most people on twitter are and make no mistake she fucking loved most of the extra attention she'd received by proxy.

Clearly she has not been able to handle the negative side-effects that ALWAYS come with that much sought after thing known as... attention. Because if you think there won't be, you're fucking deluded.

Now you can just be your typical consumer and not have to deal with that. But if you get even remotely popular... expect hate. Expect
nasty people saying and doing nasty things. Hannah wanted the attention and therefore has to be able to deal with the INEVITABLE negativity. Hannah has been unable to do that and has therefore handled the entire situation poorly. Making mountains of molehills wherever and whenever she thought necessary.

She thinks my tweet where I publicly said I wasn't interested in e-dating was throwing her under the bus. Except I've said as much
to her privately on multiple occasions. So apparently that one tweet (reply) I made is throwing her under the bus, when her entire timeline is mostly spent dragging mine through the mud. Don't get me wrong, I have not one fuck to give and I have never once felt the need to dissuade her from doing it... ever.

I probably ignored a good 95% of her tweets alone. Why would I respond to them if I a) knew it would only make matters worse and b) feed the fucking attention-seeking, which let's face it, is a big part of the story here.

Seems to me that when I do something for someone else, it often backfires. So I'm putting this down to a lesson learned,
I've been too generous with my time and have been neglecting my own channel. I've enjoyed being a part of other peoples' projects, but it's time to be more selfish and focus on my own.

I hope Hannah takes some time off and comes back to the internet, it's crazy to let a few losers dictate what you do with your life. As for Days and anyone else that was friends with Hannah, I hope they can learn forgiveness and make an effort to implement it.

As for me, my ideal woman is a cardboard cut-out Native-American with a mouth that operates via remote control. If you meet that criteria and ONLY if you do, then I might express a modicum of interest in blowing my beans up your fucking arse...

Cheers.