Netherworld Team in-game ending "translation"

The Netherworld at night.

The moon's power has reached even the Netherworld.
Even now, the overflowing jubilation in the Netherworld resembles
that of the living humans.

Indeed, the real moon has returned to Gensokyo.
Its power is even remarkably different than the supposedly dead
papier-mache moon's.

The moon until now has been - ah, how shall I say it - vulgar somehow...

The images of memories about the moon from long ago are reflected
in the night sky.

In the meantime, I'll treat you to more of Yuyuko's Reminiscings
About The Moon, but the present feels so thin.

A new power is pouring into tonight's moon from the heavens.
It's not very nostalgic, but then again, it's reassuring.

The power of madness had been rising to the point of overflowing.
That's probably why the true full moon is being invoked.

Starting from tonight, the night of the full moon,
the moon can be seen directly. I warned Youmu about that, too.

Because the moon is always...

and to everyone...

an enemy.

--

Eirin   "So, what is it?
        Is something the matter?  Why did you summon me so suddenly?"

Yuyuko  "Come on, don't get your knickers in a twist.
        First of all, drink a gulp of tea."

Eirin   "Eh?  Ah...  Then I will have some."

Yuyuko  "Gelsemium. The tea of elegance."

Eirin   "Oeghhh! Damn it, this is a deadly poison!"

Yuyuko  "Oh my, you really are pretty knowledgeable."

Eirin   "I know the ins and outs of medicine.
        In exchange, poisons and drugs won't work on me.
        Trying to poison me is futile."

Yuyuko  "Guess it can't be helped.
        Of course, I didn't use all of my power~
        I wonder if I should give it to Youmu."

Eirin   "No, hold on.  What are you trying to do by killing me?"

Yuyuko  "Actually, my problem is the same as Youmu's.
        In yesterday's battle I looked at the full moon too much,
        and now my eyes hurt.
        I couldn't think of anyone else but you who could cure it."

Eirin   "Oh, my, that's bad indeed.
        However, I can't do anything about the moon's power.
        ...Err, anyways, I was going to say...
        Why were you trying to kill me?"

Yuyuko  "Because you're handy. I thought you might be useful at home."

Eirin   "??"

Yuyuko  "Hey, where is this place?"

Eirin   "The Netherworld."

Eirin   "... No, no.  It will be troublesome if you kill me like that.
        Even I have things that I still have to do no matter what.
        Oh, all right.  I'll lend you my medical services any time.
        It's not like you're going to die when you're already
        in the Netherworld, though..."

Yuyuko  "I'm looking forward to dying~.
        Besides, once you die, you can't die again.  Eternal youth, huh?"

Eirin   "You may say that, but your maid is listening to you.
        You sure talk a lot for someone who just sits around and is cared for."

Youmu   "Oh, the holy spirits!"

Eirin   "The holy spirits?"

Yuyuko  "I'm not talking about the dead - I'm seeing the soul
         of a living person."

Youmu   "Furthermore, it's red and long."

Eirin   "Oh, really. It has incredibly red eyes.
        It's the eyes of a rabbit. They're very sensitive,
        and attuned to the moon."

Eirin   "Crimson eyes, eyes of madness. I can't leave this alone,
        and I might not return."

Yuyuko  "Actually, you don't really have to return.
        Well, in that case, Youmu doesn't have to go mad to clean the garden."

Youmu   "When I close my eyes, I can see the spirits.~"

Eirin   "Well, then, let's try a little therapy before making any medicine.
        We can't even see the moon directly right now."

Yuyuko  "That's amazing. It's like a physician's practice in a little village.
        Won't you work in my home after all?"

Eirin   "I still don't want to die.
        Besides, I will be preparing the medicine with the Princess's power.

        It's a shame, but I can't leave it to the Netherworld's hands."

Yuyuko  "Is the medicine by any chance..."

Yuyuko  "No!!!  My natural enemy~"

Youmu   "Lady Yuyuko?  What's the matter?
        To think that someone could exist who dislikes Lady Yuyuko...
        I think she is very nice."

Eirin   "Okay, let's fix that red eye."

Yuyuko  "Oh, Youmu, you can't drink any of that tea.
         It's too high class for you."

Youmu   "Eh?"

Eirin   "Our treatments are different."

--

Yuyuko can manipulate a person's death.

And so the ghosts that Yuyuko holds in her hands achieve Nirvana,
and the Netherworld becomes lively.

But no matter how you look at it, the seemingly-invincible Yuyuko
has one natural enemy.
The immortal humans created by the Hourai Elixir.

If you ask why, it's because of the remaining souls Yuyuko
holds in her hands.

If every human hated death and sought the elixir of immortality,
then the concept of death would vanish from humanity.
And if no humans ever died...

Then no new ghosts would come to the Netherworld.

Humans can't get there without dying.
And no matter how superior Yuyuko's methods are,
the medicine of Hourai will always exist...