Random Potion Roll for PTA

1-5: Funny things happen.
6-7: Roll or find a Pokemon Generator for a (non-legendary)Pokemon; you gain a cosmetic feature from it.
8: You can now summon enough slightly dirty, not-at-all tasty cookies to feed one person for a day. Daily, Trainer Action.
9: There's a party in your stomach. Take 5 unreducable HP damage.
10-15: Your hair changes colour.
15-20: Your hair lengthens.
20-25: Your hair falls off.
26-28: You gain a new skin colour.
29-33: You begin to get things you never asked for when buying stuff.
34-37: Your throat is on fire. Everything in a cone in front of you, including yourself, recieve 1d20+5 Fire damage.
38-40: You learn Splash.
41: You gain the power of doubt.
42: You learn Hyper Beam. After calculating damage, reduce final damage by 100%.
43-48: You gain divine knowledge of the task at hand.
49: You begin spitting out rocks. A roll of 15-20 on an extra d20 makes it painted rocks.
50: You see forever. My God.
51-55: Reroll twice and combine the potion effects. If any of those two rolls hit this, just reroll the dice.
56-60: Aphrodisiac.
61-63: You gain Jump 50 for 1d4+6 seconds.
64-70: You are late to 1d20 appointments. This is not reversible in any way.
70-75: You now hate everything and everyone for 1d4+1 hours.
76-80: You grow a large, lush beard and have to speak as loudly as possible in every situation for 1d4+1 days.
81-90: You smell of fresh pine.
91-94: You become the best at piano. You must, before the night is over, find a piano and play us a song, tonight. Anyone who hears your song is reminded of the best time they ever had, even if they're amnesiacs. Amnesiacs get cured of amnesia
95-100: Funny things happen.

1-5 AND 95-100:
Roll a 1d100.
1-80 is a Bad Effect.
81-100 is a Good Effect.

After that, it's the GM's choice.