Traffic Problems
To anyone who may concern,

I'm writing because I'm stuck in a traffic jam right now and I have nothing better to do. In this e-mail I will complain about all the traffic jams in the city, so brace yourself. I'm VERY annoyed because the amount of cars stuck in the jam is uneven. This drives my inner perfectionist crazy. If you scroll down to the bottom of this very long and pointless email, you'll see a photo attached. That's the traffic jam. I took that picture from the car I'm in right now.

I think I know what caused the jam. Probably the car that just got T-Boned by my dad. I'm still going to blame it on the city, though. So for the sake of this email let's say that it could've been the terrible light management or the bumpy roads that force people to go slowly. To change this, we need to replace my dad with a better driver or get someone that can actually manage the traffic lights. Or build new roads. And make Mexico pay for them.

Situation needs to change because I dislike waiting. That's pretty much it, who cares about others. Make it go viral, make me famous.

Dolores Trumpet