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- - Pidgeot slapped Erika's shit with Gustspam
- - Aggravating tree-cutting process
- - Drowzee learned Confusion
- - WE GOT EEVEE
- This is bad because:
- We had five slots already filled, meaning that one more pokemon is guaranteed into the party (otherwise we'd have to withdraw it from the PC and risk releasing pokemon, primarily Pidgeot) and we need a pokemon that can learn HM05 Surf which is REQUIRED to complete the game.
- Luckily for us, at Silph Co. they hand out a free Lapras, which can do this. So we should probably save this slot for Lapras, right?
- Then this giant abomination clusterfuck of furfags and trolls show up and decide it's a great idea to get Eevee.
- B-but it can evolve into Vaporeon!
- Enjoy wasting money to TRY to pick out the right stone at the Department Store, the likelihood of getting a Water Stone is laughably low. Also, we needed money to get a drink to bribe the Guard, which of course the stream was smart enough to do AFTER trying to get a Water Stone.
- Lapras is an easy, riskless solution. And it becomes more necessary when we fail to buy a Water Stone.
- Things bought: 3 Pokedolls (all wasted), Fire Stone
- Yeah, great plan.
- Oh, and we also managed to not waste all our money and get some drinks. Guard was bribed.
- NOW: We're trying to get rid of Eevee (some furshits are trying to get rid of Jay Leno) through the Daycare. Google a map, you'll know that we're back in ledge hell.
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