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The day of your reckoning

Mar 23rd, 2013
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  1. >The day of your reckoning in Equestria
  2. >Wake up
  3. >Morning routine.exe
  4. >Shit brick, singular. You need less fiber in your diet.
  5. >Burn your nips in the shower. Burnt nips aren't your fetish, thankfully Rapistshy hasn't tried that yet.
  6. >Shave perfectly. Literally. You're surprised that something didn't go wrong. But you won't voice any surprise, that'd be asking for it.
  7. >Head downstairs for something with less fiber than oats.
  8. >Find nothing but oats.
  9. >Have some oats, hunger is not a friend who's visits you enjoy.
  10. >After cleaning up, retire to couch of sitting, for a bonus of +25 to optimism.
  11. >You're still under 0, but at least you're better off than before.
  12. >Hear a knock at the door.
  13. I WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE!
  14. >No response from the other side of the door, but you're hit with a faint smell… Onions?
  15. >+10 to arousal
  16. >You shake off your stupor, and rise to see what could be the source of the smell.
  17. >You open the door, and are struck by a wave of the same smell, as well as the sight of Fluttershy, and a figure too[spoiler] shreksually [/spoiler] appealing to describe.
  18. >"Hello Anonymous, i-is Shrek your fetish?
  19. >He's wearing a facial expression that says: "I wish i was at the swamp, taking a huge ogre shit"
  20. >You swallow hard, She can't be allowed to win! But it's Shrek!
  21. >He lets out a belch, and in that glorious moment, your choice is made.
  22. >You jizz in your pants, and collapse to your hands and knees, beginning to weep.
  23. >Fluttershy doesn't know how to react, Shrek seems unfazed.
  24. >Suddenly, you feel a weight on your shoulder.
  25. >You look up, and it's his. He's looking at you with [spoiler] shreksual [/spoiler] excitement.
  26. >"That'll do [spoiler] Donkey, [/spoiler] that'll do."
  27. >He hoists you onto his shoulder, and in a moment, the two of you are back at his swamp, in his bedroom.
  28. >*The scene fades to black, but the sounds of ecstasy are audible*
  29. >When it's all [spoiler] ogre, [/spoiler]you lie upon his bed, with a ruined ass, and a warmth in your belly.
  30. >Today was a weird day. Made better by the fact that you were never…
  31. >Fucking Fluttershy
  32. [spoiler]>Later, Shrek chases you out of the swamp yelling "Stay Outta Mah Swamp!" [/spoiler]
  33. End
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