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- >The day of your reckoning in Equestria
- >Wake up
- >Morning routine.exe
- >Shit brick, singular. You need less fiber in your diet.
- >Burn your nips in the shower. Burnt nips aren't your fetish, thankfully Rapistshy hasn't tried that yet.
- >Shave perfectly. Literally. You're surprised that something didn't go wrong. But you won't voice any surprise, that'd be asking for it.
- >Head downstairs for something with less fiber than oats.
- >Find nothing but oats.
- >Have some oats, hunger is not a friend who's visits you enjoy.
- >After cleaning up, retire to couch of sitting, for a bonus of +25 to optimism.
- >You're still under 0, but at least you're better off than before.
- >Hear a knock at the door.
- I WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE!
- >No response from the other side of the door, but you're hit with a faint smell… Onions?
- >+10 to arousal
- >You shake off your stupor, and rise to see what could be the source of the smell.
- >You open the door, and are struck by a wave of the same smell, as well as the sight of Fluttershy, and a figure too[spoiler] shreksually [/spoiler] appealing to describe.
- >"Hello Anonymous, i-is Shrek your fetish?
- >He's wearing a facial expression that says: "I wish i was at the swamp, taking a huge ogre shit"
- >You swallow hard, She can't be allowed to win! But it's Shrek!
- >He lets out a belch, and in that glorious moment, your choice is made.
- >You jizz in your pants, and collapse to your hands and knees, beginning to weep.
- >Fluttershy doesn't know how to react, Shrek seems unfazed.
- >Suddenly, you feel a weight on your shoulder.
- >You look up, and it's his. He's looking at you with [spoiler] shreksual [/spoiler] excitement.
- >"That'll do [spoiler] Donkey, [/spoiler] that'll do."
- >He hoists you onto his shoulder, and in a moment, the two of you are back at his swamp, in his bedroom.
- >*The scene fades to black, but the sounds of ecstasy are audible*
- >When it's all [spoiler] ogre, [/spoiler]you lie upon his bed, with a ruined ass, and a warmth in your belly.
- >Today was a weird day. Made better by the fact that you were never…
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- [spoiler]>Later, Shrek chases you out of the swamp yelling "Stay Outta Mah Swamp!" [/spoiler]
- End
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