EVERYBODY LOVES INSTRUMENTS. THEY MAKE SOUNDS WHAT YOUR EARS CAN ABSORB TO BLOCK OUT THE GOVERNMENT'S LIES. SO IT'S RIGHTFUL THAT WE GIVE THEM A TOP 10 SO WE KNWO THE TOP 10 TOP 10 INSTRUMENTS IN OUR INSTRUMENT TOP 10 LIST. WACKY ZANY TRANSITION

NUMBER 10 - STEEL DRUMS
STEEL DRUMS ARE THE ONLY GOOD INSTRUMENT. THEY WERE INVENTED IN 1956 BY FAMOUS ROCKSTAR "SOULJA FATHER", BUT ONLY CAME INTO THE LIGHT OF DAY WHEN HIS SON, "SOULJA BOY", USED THEM IN HIS SMASH HIT SONG "ALL STAR". THE STEEL DRUM HAS A WONDERFUL BEACH FEEL, LIKE YOU'RE SUNBATHING AND LISTENING TO MUSIC ON HOLIDAY WHEN SUDDENLY SOME KIDS RUN OVER YOUR FEET BECAUSE THEY DON'T LOOK WHERE THEY'RE GOING.

NUMBER 9 - SNOOP DOG
SNOOP DOG IS A VOCALIST WELL KNOWN FOR HIS SONGS ABOUT LOVE AND WAYS TO LIVE WITHOUT NEEDING DRUGS. HIS VOICE IS HEAVENLY SYRUP TO ALL EARS AND AS SUCH HE EARNS NUMBER 9 ON THE LIST. SNOOP DOG WAS FIRST DISCOVERED IN A CAVE DURING THE COLD WAR, WHERE HE WAS TAKEN INTO RUSSIA TO BE RESEARCHED ON. SCIENTISTS FOUND THAT HIS BEAUTIFUL TUNES COULD NUMB THE MINDS OF LISTENERS AND SO HE WAS RELEASED INTO THE AMERICA AS A SECRET WEAPON TO HELP RUSSIA'S EFFORTS.

NUMBER 7 - TOWEL
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NUMBER 8 - GANGNAM STYLE
GANGNAM STYLE WAS RELEASED IN 2010 UNDER THE NAME "GANGNAM STYLE" BY FAMOUS ARTIST, NESS. IT WAS HIS FIRST BIG HIT IN THE INDUSTRY AFTER HIS LAST ALBUM "DEMON DAYS" FLOPPED AND IT WAS MET WITH CRITICAL ACCLAIM. IT IS CURRENTLY THE MOST VIEWED VIDEO ON YOUTUBE WITH AN ASTOUNDING 17 VIEWS, NARROWLY BEATING EPICMINECRAFTPVPGOD68 WITH HIS FAMOUS VIDEO "BEATING UP NOOBS ON HYPIXEL"

NUMBER 6 - GUITAR
THERE ARE LIKE 5 MILLION GUITARS AND EVERY SINGLE ONE HURTS MY FINGERS AND SOUNDS DIFFERENT. SOME GUITARS SOUND BAD AND OTHERS SOUND GOOD. THERE ARE SO MANY THAT THE UNIVERSITY OF CAMBRIDGE IN LONDON IS ACTUALLY DEDICATED TO EQUIPPING CHILDREN WITH THEIR OWN GUITAR AND SENDING THEM OUT INTO THE WORLD TO DISCOVER ALL THE GUITARS THEY CAN SO THEY CAN RECORD THE GUITAR'S DATA FOR POSTERITY AND RESEARCH. MY FAVOURITE GUITAR IS THE 9 STRING ONE THE GUY WHO MADE DOOM 2016'S SOUNDTRACK USES. THIS ISN'T A JOKE I ACTUALLY LOVE THAT SOUNDTRACK.

NUMBER 5 - BEEP BOOPS
8 BIT MUSIC WAS INVENTED BY UNDERTALE, A GAME CREATED BY FAMOUS GAME DESIGNER "MTH" AKA TRIPLE-Q AKA BOTANICSAGE AKA KEN ASHCORP AKA VARGSKELETHOR. 8 BIT MUSIC IS SO GOOD THAT IT IS BANNED IN 17 COUNTRIES DUE TO HEALTH RISKS. AND THAT'S WHY THEY EARN NUMBER 5 ON THIS LIST

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NUMBER 3 - TRUMPET
THE TRUMPET IS THE BEST INSTRUMENT CONCEIVED BY HUMAN MAN AND / OR WOMAN. IT HAS A SOUND RANGE SO LARGE THAT THE WHITE HOUSE IS ACTUALLY BUILT UPON A NATURALLY FORMING 1OCTAVE:1METER LANDMASS CONVERSION OF IT. THE TRUMPET IS FAMOUS FOR MANY THINGS SUCH AS: BEING USED TO LEAD A MUTANT ARMY, SAVING THE WORLD FROM CYBORG NAZIS AND CURING WORLD PEACE IN 1861.

NUMBER 2 - SLAP BASS
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