The Complete works of IRC Shakespeare

1. Nothing in his IRC session became him like the leaving it; he disconnected as one that had been studied in his /quit to throw away the dearest thing he owned, as 't were a careless /action

2. The misconfig of venice: "In sooth, i know not why i timeout"

3.  What light through yonder window breaks? It is IRC, anonops is the sun

4.  I have no spur to prick the sides of my ident, but only vhost ambition, which o'erleaps itself and falls inside a banmask

5.  pathfinder was kicked from #anonops by BlitzenOFH [Though this be madness, yet there is method in't]

6.  Oldfags! Newfags! btards! Lend me your ears; I come to ban used_tampon, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones; So let it be with used_tampon. The noble Nato hath told you used_tampon was ambitious: If it were so, it was a grievous fault and grievously hath used_tampon answer'd it.

7.  (in response to kick) well, foul is fair and fair is foul

8.  Chelsius Caesar: "et tu, Lamo"?

9.  Away, you cut-purse rascal! You filthy bung, away!

10. By this wine, I'll thrust my knife in your mouldy chaps, an you play the saucy cuttle with me!

11. Away, you bottle-ale rascal!

12. Beware, the idlers of March

13. You basket-hilt juggler, you!

14. Cry NATO! and let slip the bans of war

15. to +b or not to +b | that is the /query

16. whether tis nobler in the status window to suffer the kicks and bans of outrageous opers

17. as he was valiant, i voiced him but, as he was ambitious, i z-lined him

18. To +b or not to +b; that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous stupidity, or to take arms against a sea of trolls,

19. IPs above all; to thine self be true [only]

20. neither a rager nor a troller be; for drama oft lose itself and friend and ragequits dull the edge of husbandy.

21. Some rise by Win, others by virtual box

22. When most I kick, then do mine eyes best see, For all the day they zline things unrespected; But when I /shun, in dreams they look on thee

23. our bans are traitors, and make us lose the chat we oft might have, by fearing to connect

24. THou sodden-witted lord! Thou has no more brain than I have in mine elbows! Go hang yourself, you naughty mocking uncle!

25. I hold the Channel but as a channel, Natiano.  A stage, where every idler must play an /action.  And mine a sad one

26. It hath been said of used_tampon that some report a sea-maid spawn'd him; some that he was begot between two sock-fishes. But it is certain that when he makes water his urine is congealed ice

27. if you kick us, do we not rejoin? if you ban us, do we not appeal? if you z-line us, do we not evade? And if you wrong us, shall we not <whine about it on another network/channel>

28. Full fathom five thy oppper lies; Of his bones are carbon made; Those are pearl scripts for his eyes: nothing of him that doth fade, but doth suffer a z-line Into something rich and strange Chan-Nymphos hourly ring his knell: /ping - /pong Hark! now i hear them /ping - /pong, shell

29. TUSH! TUSH! fear devs with bugs

30. If i be laggish, best beware my ping?

31. there's small choice in rotten opers

32. who banned in haste, and means to lift at leisure

33. servers come amiss, so netsplits come withal; and thereby hangs a connect

34. No content grows where is no pleasure ta'en

35. look like the innocent femanon, but be the neckbeard under 't

36. let us not burden our bandwidth with a heaviness that's gone as flies to wanton boys are we to the mods, they kick us for their sport

And Effexor added

<time> <+Effexor> BlitzenOFH: O, [thou art] as tedious as a tired horse, a railing wife, Worse than
                 a smoky house.