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  1. 2017-08-20 17:24:37 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches for the door handle, as he proceeds to lean inside, popping the hood open.
  2. 2017-08-20 17:24:53 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches for a pair of black latex gloves, proceeding to slip them on his hands, as he pushes
  3. 2017-08-20 17:25:17 ★ -the vehicle back a little more on the lift, before turning the button right, lifting it - ((Timothy Pickett))
  4. 2017-08-20 17:25:22 ★ -about half way into the air. ((Timothy Pickett))
  5. 2017-08-20 17:26:16 [English] Timothy Pickett says: Wait up with the engine.
  6. 2017-08-20 17:26:21 [English] Timothy Pickett says: Gotta take the wheels off first.
  7. 2017-08-20 17:26:57 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches under the bridge, pumping the jack up to the subframe, thus lifting the -
  8. 2017-08-20 17:27:12 ★ -front wheels off of the lift platform, allowing them to hang freely in the air. ((Timothy Pickett))
  9. 2017-08-20 17:27:40 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches for the tool chest, reaching inside to grab onto an impact wrench, proceeding to-
  10. 2017-08-20 17:27:54 ★ -hook it up to the compressor line, whirring it twice to make sure it works, as he - ((Timothy Pickett))
  11. 2017-08-20 17:28:18 ★ -leans back over, and takes a 19 mm lug nut bit, subsequently leaning down to provide the - ((Timothy Pickett))
  12. 2017-08-20 17:28:34 ★ -nuts with some ugga-dugga's to loosen them up, prior to taking off the wheel. ((Timothy Pickett))
  13. 2017-08-20 17:29:05 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches down the wheel, laying it down horizontally, as he walks around, slapping Emilio on
  14. 2017-08-20 17:29:15 ★ -the head with the air line accidentally, as he leans down on the other side. ((Timothy Pickett))
  15. 2017-08-20 17:30:14 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches the bit onto the first lug nut, proceeding to whir the impact wrench yet again,-
  16. 2017-08-20 17:30:19 ★ -taking the left front wheel off. ((Timothy Pickett))
  17. 2017-08-20 17:32:00 ★ Timothy Pickett plants the wheel down on the floor, proceeding to roll the tool chest closer by, leaning up
  18. 2017-08-20 17:32:22 ★ -to take a 12 mm spanner, as he grabs onto a LED light, leaning inside the wheelbay to - ((Timothy Pickett))
  19. 2017-08-20 17:32:45 ★ -glance at the back of the caliper, attaching the spanner as he reaches down to provide- ((Timothy Pickett))
  20. 2017-08-20 17:33:02 ★ -a counter clockwise movement, loosening the bolt holding the caliper onto the hub. ((Timothy Pickett))
  21. 2017-08-20 17:33:23 ★ Timothy Pickett slides the caliper off of the hub, leaning it onto the shock to hand, as he uses a flathead
  22. 2017-08-20 17:33:38 ★ -to clip between the current disk and brake pads, dropping them out of the holder. ((Timothy Pickett))
  23. 2017-08-20 17:34:39 ★ Timothy Pickett picks up the old pads, as he throws them to the side, leaning back to take a -
  24. 2017-08-20 17:35:18 ★ -wrench along with 13 mm hex bit, as he proceeds to push down in order to create a counter- ((Timothy Pickett))
  25. 2017-08-20 17:36:24 ★ -clockwise motion yet again, sliding the holder from the steering knuckle, as he - ((Timothy Pickett))
  26. 2017-08-20 17:36:30 ★ -plants it down and reaches for the brake kit box. ((Timothy Pickett))
  27. 2017-08-20 17:36:34 * Timothy Pickett shows everyone an EBC® Stage 5 Super Street Dimpled and Slotted Brake Kit. *
  28. 2017-08-20 17:36:56 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches down towards the kit, using his flathead to cut through the security tape, opening-
  29. 2017-08-20 17:37:09 ★ -awide, as he peeks inside, sorting through the parts, as he takes the new pad holder, and- ((Timothy Pickett))
  30. 2017-08-20 17:37:30 ★ -bolts, taking some white grease, as he holds the bolts away from him and squirts some - ((Timothy Pickett))
  31. 2017-08-20 17:37:48 ★ -grease over the wire of the bolts, before sliding the hodler in place, and twisting the - ((Timothy Pickett))
  32. 2017-08-20 17:38:01 ★ -bolt into the rubber holder until it hits the wire, picking up the wrench. ((Timothy Pickett))
  33. 2017-08-20 17:38:18 ★ Timothy Pickett uses a clockwise motion to do one of the bolts about halfway, before then the other, -
  34. 2017-08-20 17:38:31 ★ -tightening the top one first, and then the bottom one, before taking a small torque wrench, ((Timothy Pickett))
  35. 2017-08-20 17:38:54 ★ -taking his Samsung phone, as he Googles the right amount of torque, twisting on the handle ((Timothy Pickett))
  36. 2017-08-20 17:39:08 ★ -to set such amount, as he then wrenches both bolts until the wrench clicks. ((Timothy Pickett))
  37. 2017-08-20 17:39:12 ★ CLICK - CLICK. ((Timothy Pickett))
  38. 2017-08-20 17:39:28 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches down towards the wheel, setting it up vertically whilst bent over, rolling it away -
  39. 2017-08-20 17:39:48 ★ -from the Trans Am, laying it down next to the tyre machine. ((Timothy Pickett))
  40. 2017-08-20 17:40:46 ★ Timothy Pickett takes the left front wheel, and rolls it away in the same way, leaving it next tothe right -
  41. 2017-08-20 17:41:37 ★ -front wheel near the tyre machine, as he grabs onto a tire valve tool, twisting counter-- ((Timothy Pickett))
  42. 2017-08-20 17:41:49 ★ -clockwise to remove the valves from the tire, thus deflating them. ((Timothy Pickett))
  43. 2017-08-20 17:44:09 ★ Timothy Pickett leans down and sets one of the tyres up straight, as he rolls it between the machine, -
  44. 2017-08-20 17:44:27 ★ -aligning the clamp on the outside of the tyre, pressing a pedal to press the tyre off of th ((Timothy Pickett))
  45. 2017-08-20 17:46:00 ★ -the side of the alloy rim. He then proceeds to rotate it and do it again, thus loosening - ((Timothy Pickett))
  46. 2017-08-20 17:46:17 ★ -one side of the tire solely. He rolls the tyre out of the machine, revolves it around by - ((Timothy Pickett))
  47. 2017-08-20 17:46:31 ★ -180 degrees and then rolls it back in, using the clamp to detach the tyre from the rim - ((Timothy Pickett))
  48. 2017-08-20 17:46:43 ★ -again, as he picks it up afterwards, planting it on the machine, using another pedal to - ((Timothy Pickett))
  49. 2017-08-20 17:47:01 ★ -clamp the rim onto the machine, as he hits the very first pedal in the line to - ((Timothy Pickett))
  50. 2017-08-20 17:48:15 ★ -make the swing arm come overhead, adjusting to the rim, as he proceeds to - ((Timothy Pickett))
  51. 2017-08-20 17:48:44 ★ -hit the lock lever, which is accompanied by some "tss" of compressed air let out. ((Timothy Pickett))
  52. 2017-08-20 17:49:00 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches down for the second rim, rolling it into the machine, as he uses the third pedal to
  53. 2017-08-20 17:49:18 ★ -activate the band breaker, after aligning the clamp between the rim and the rubber compound ((Timothy Pickett))
  54. 2017-08-20 17:49:21 ★ -of the tyre. ((Timothy Pickett))
  55. 2017-08-20 17:49:36 ★ Timothy Pickett rotates the tyre a couple of times to loosen the tyre on one side completely, before rolling
  56. 2017-08-20 17:50:00 ★ -it out of the machine, turning it 180 degrees, before rolling it back in, popping the tyre ((Timothy Pickett))
  57. 2017-08-20 17:50:19 ★ -off the inner rim of the alloy rim compeltely, leaving it to sit inbetween the clamp and - ((Timothy Pickett))
  58. 2017-08-20 17:50:27 ★ -machine in upright position, as he grabs onto the tyre iron. ((Timothy Pickett))
  59. 2017-08-20 17:50:49 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches for the tyre iron, as he slides it between the rubber and the swing arm of the -
  60. 2017-08-20 17:51:10 ★ -machine, hitting the fourth pedal to start spinning the machine against the tire iron, - ((Timothy Pickett))
  61. 2017-08-20 17:51:17 ★ -rolling the upper wall of the rubber off of the rim. ((Timothy Pickett))
  62. 2017-08-20 17:51:37 ★ Timothy Pickett pulls the rim upwards, squeezing the tire iron below the lower wall and levering it over the
  63. 2017-08-20 17:51:58 ★ -swing arm again, as he rotates the wheel once more, completely taking the tire off. He'd - ((Timothy Pickett))
  64. 2017-08-20 17:52:15 ★ -push the first pedal to make the swing arm return to it's position, throwing the old tyre - ((Timothy Pickett))
  65. 2017-08-20 17:52:25 ★ -in a random position. ((Timothy Pickett))
  66. 2017-08-20 17:52:45 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches for the stack of Goodyear F1 tyres, taking one of the rubber tyres, as he sets it on
  67. 2017-08-20 17:53:26 ★ -the rim, taking the brush, rolling it through the tyre grease to spread some onto the brush ((Timothy Pickett))
  68. 2017-08-20 17:53:46 ★ -itself before swiping it along the inner rims of the rubber tyre thoroughly, greasing it in ((Timothy Pickett))
  69. 2017-08-20 17:54:06 ★ -before picking up the tyre and dropping the bursh back in the bucket, giving it a thorough- ((Timothy Pickett))
  70. 2017-08-20 17:54:23 ★ -push to land the bottom rim over the rim, leaving only the bottom wall to be mounted. ((Timothy Pickett))
  71. 2017-08-20 17:54:44 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches for the tire iron, bringing the swing arm back overhead, as he slides the tire iron
  72. 2017-08-20 17:55:15 ★ -at about 90 degrees, pushing down to make sure the tyre gets rolled onto the rim- ((Timothy Pickett))
  73. 2017-08-20 17:55:32 ★ -do instead of the other direction whilst spinning the rim through pushing the pedal down. ((Timothy Pickett))
  74. 2017-08-20 17:56:21 ★ The rim rolls around as the tyre slowly rolls around the upper rim. ((Timothy Pickett))
  75. 2017-08-20 17:56:40 ★ Timothy Pickett removes the tyre iron and rolls the swing arm back, unclamping it too, as he takes the air -
  76. 2017-08-20 17:57:20 ★ -line and hooks it up to the valve, squeezing a single pedal on the side of the machine, as ((Timothy Pickett))
  77. 2017-08-20 17:57:31 ★ -it starts to fill with air, filling it to about 40 PSI. ((Timothy Pickett))
  78. 2017-08-20 17:57:54 ★ Timothy Pickett takes the line off after filling to 40 PSI, taking a cap, as he twists it over the valve, -
  79. 2017-08-20 17:58:09 ★ -rolling the tyre to the side, as he leans it against the wall. ((Timothy Pickett))
  80. 2017-08-20 18:18:02 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches for the second tyre, releasing it from the clamp, as he places it on the machine.
  81. 2017-08-20 18:18:17 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches for the pedal with his foot, allowing the swing arm to come forth, and lean onto the
  82. 2017-08-20 18:18:36 ★ -rim with it's protective rubber, and then takes the tyre icon, slipping it inbetween the sw ((Timothy Pickett))
  83. 2017-08-20 18:26:43 ★ -inbetween the swing arm and the tyre, pressing the pedal to rotate it clockwise, - ((Timothy Pickett))
  84. 2017-08-20 18:27:03 ★ -as he slips the first wall off the rim. He uses his hands to pull the tyre up, and proceeds ((Timothy Pickett))
  85. 2017-08-20 18:27:39 ★ -to slip the tire iron below the lower wall, levering it over the swing arm and rotates- ((Timothy Pickett))
  86. 2017-08-20 18:29:08 ★ -again, and takes the tyre off completely./ ((Timothy Pickett))
  87. 2017-08-20 18:29:30 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches for the second Goodyear F1 tyre, lubing it up using tyre grease, as he pushes it-
  88. 2017-08-20 18:31:19 ★ -over the rim. He then uses the tyre iron to guide the other wall over the rim, before-= ((Timothy Pickett))
  89. 2017-08-20 18:31:36 ★ -removing the swing arm, as he uses the air line to push it up to 40 PSI. ((Timothy Pickett))
  90. 2017-08-20 18:32:19 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches for a cap, twisting it on the valve, as he rolls the tyre away towards the car, -
  91. 2017-08-20 18:32:27 ★ -returning shortly after to collect the first tyre as well. ((Timothy Pickett))
  92. 2017-08-20 18:32:45 ★ Timothy Pickett sets on tyre down near the right back, and one on the left back, depending on the rotation-
  93. 2017-08-20 18:32:48 ★ -marked on the tyres. ((Timothy Pickett))
  94. 2017-08-20 18:33:07 ★ Timothy Pickett reacehs for the impact wrench, guiding it onto the lug nuts, giving it a few ugga-dugga's to
  95. 2017-08-20 18:33:38 ★ -release the lug nuts. He'd proceed to take the rear right tyre off, swapping it for the - ((Timothy Pickett))
  96. 2017-08-20 18:34:00 ★ -rim with one of the new tyres, and uses the impact wrench to put it in place, using his - ((Timothy Pickett))
  97. 2017-08-20 18:34:26 ★ -cellphone to look up the right amount of lbs ft to secure the wheels on. ((Timothy Pickett))
  98. 2017-08-20 18:34:43 ★ Timothy Pickett turns the torque wrench until all 5 nuts click.
  99. 2017-08-20 18:34:51 ★ CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK. ((Timothy Pickett))
  100. 2017-08-20 18:35:21 ★ Timothy Pickett moves the old wheel along towards the tyre machine, removing the valve from the tyre to-
  101. 2017-08-20 18:37:39 ★ -deflate it, as he reaches for the left rear tyre, using the impact wrench to release the - ((Timothy Pickett))
  102. 2017-08-20 19:22:32 ★ -wheel from the rear left hub, slidinmg the new one in place to torque it in place. ((Timothy Pickett))
  103. 2017-08-20 19:22:44 ★ -CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK. ((Timothy Pickett))
  104. 2017-08-20 19:24:35 ★ The rear wheels are now replaced with new tyres. ((Timothy Pickett))
  105. 017-08-20 19:24:39 * Timothy Pickett puts a Goodyear Eagle F1 Tires inside the 1980 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am Turbo. *
  106. 2017-08-20 19:24:41 * Timothy Pickett puts a Goodyear Eagle F1 Tires inside the 1980 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am Turbo. *
  107. 2017-08-20 19:25:58 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches for the tyres, as he reaches for the valve tool, twisting counter-clockwise to defla
  108. 2017-08-20 19:26:15 ★ -deflate the tyres. He'd then grab onto one of the wheels, rolling it within the machine, - ((Timothy Pickett))
  109. 2017-08-20 19:31:33 ★ -aligning the clamp, as he pushes down the third pedal to pressure push the rubber - ((Timothy Pickett))
  110. 2017-08-20 19:36:30 ★ -off the rim, rotating a couple of times, proceeding to puysh the tire off completely- ((Timothy Pickett))
  111. 2017-08-20 19:50:45 ★ -as he rolls the tyre from the machine, spinning it 180 degrees, and then rolling it back, - ((Timothy Pickett))
  112. 2017-08-20 19:52:46 ★ -popping the other side off, as he plants the wheel on the machine. He then extracts the - ((Timothy Pickett))
  113. 2017-08-20 20:04:40 ★ -clamps to keep the wheel in place, as he then uses the tire iron to dismount the rubber tir ((Timothy Pickett))
  114. 2017-08-20 20:04:47 ★ -Tyre. ((Timothy Pickett))
  115. 2017-08-20 20:05:58 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches for the new Goodyear F1 tyre, as he proceeds to lube up the rubber, swinging the -
  116. 2017-08-20 20:07:04 ★ -tyre over the rim. He then uses the tire iron to set the second wall on the rim, using the ((Timothy Pickett))
  117. 2017-08-20 20:07:13 ★ -compressed air line to fill it to 40 PSI, before capping the valve. ((Timothy Pickett))
  118. 2017-08-20 20:07:22 [English] Timothy Pickett says: Emilio, heads up.
  119. 2017-08-20 20:07:36 ★ Timothy Pickett walks past the Hellcat, aiming the tyre for Emilio as he gives it a roll his way.
  120. 2017-08-20 20:07:57 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches for the other tyre, pressing the rubber off the rim, as he then rotates the wheel a
  121. 2017-08-20 20:08:09 ★ -180 degrees, aligning the clamp and pushing the pedal down, as he then - ((Timothy Pickett))
  122. 2017-08-20 20:08:46 ★ -reaches down for it, lifting it on the machine and clamping it on there. ((Timothy Pickett))
  123. 2017-08-20 20:09:01 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches for the tyre icon, as he proceeds to slide out towards the tyre and hook it on there
  124. 2017-08-20 20:09:18 ★ -, spinning the machine and thus taking the tyre off of the rim, tossing the old rubber away ((Timothy Pickett))
  125. 2017-08-20 20:09:31 ★ -as he takes the final Goodyear F1 tyre, slinging it aorund the rim after lubing it up and - ((Timothy Pickett))
  126. 2017-08-20 20:09:55 ★ -using the tyre iron to push it down. He'd then use the air line to fill the tyre to 40 PSI, ((Timothy Pickett))
  127. 2017-08-20 20:10:04 ★ -putting a cap on the valve afterwards, as he rolls the tyre along with him. ((Timothy Pickett))
  128. 2017-08-20 20:10:22 ★ Timothy Pickett grabs onto the pads, putting some white grease onto them, as he slides them onto the holder
  129. 2017-08-20 20:10:37 ★ -in the correct way, taking the caliper from the strut, as he slides it over the - ((Timothy Pickett))
  130. 2017-08-20 20:10:46 ★ -pads and then bolts it in place with his 12 mm spanner. ((Timothy Pickett))
  131. 2017-08-20 20:10:58 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches for the wheel, setting it on the hub, as he takes the impact wrench and applies the
  132. 2017-08-20 20:11:17 ★ -wheel to the hub, sliding the lug nuts in the holes, as he twists them in by hand, then- ((Timothy Pickett))
  133. 2017-08-20 20:11:32 ★ -takes the torque wrench and puts it to torque. (120NM) ((Timothy Pickett))
  134. 2017-08-20 20:11:40 ★ CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK. ((Timothy Pickett))
  135. 2017-08-20 20:11:51 ★ Timothy Pickett takes the final tyre ,setting it against the wall, as he picks up the pads, puts some-
  136. 2017-08-20 20:12:06 ★ -grease on the ends, and slides it in the holder, afterwards putting the caliper over them- ((Timothy Pickett))
  137. 2017-08-20 20:12:12 ★ -and bolting it in place with the 12 mm spanner. ((Timothy Pickett))
  138. 2017-08-20 20:12:21 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches for the wheel, placing it on the hub as he supports it with his foot,-
  139. 2017-08-20 20:12:36 ★ -feeding the lug nuts to the holes, as he takes the impact wrench and applies the wheel, tor ((Timothy Pickett))
  140. 2017-08-20 20:12:45 ★ -torqueing it afterwards using the torque wrench to 120 NM. ((Timothy Pickett))
  141. 2017-08-20 20:12:51 ★ CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK. ((Timothy Pickett))
  142. 2017-08-20 20:13:18 * Timothy Pickett puts a EBC® Stage 5 Super Street Dimpled and Slotted Brake Kit inside the 1980 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am Tur
  143. 2017-08-20 20:13:18 bo. *
  144. 2017-08-20 20:13:21 * Timothy Pickett puts a Goodyear Eagle F1 Tires inside the 1980 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am Turbo. *
  145. 2017-08-20 20:13:23 * Timothy Pickett puts a Goodyear Eagle F1 Tires inside the 1980 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am Turbo. *
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