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The "No Rape Allowed" club

This club is for all Humans or MG's, and it's purpose is to provide a refuge for those who don't want to rape or be raped. There are no pre-requisites other than swearing to keep rape and all rape-related activities outside of the clubroom.

Roster:
4 anons
2 bonnet tipper Lizard Girls
1 bonnet tipper Centaur
A quiet and shy Oomukade that mostly just plays on her 3DS
A Dormouse who just sleepwalks around and gives people drinks
A Lich that just reads books and manga lewd manga
A tomboy/delinquent Salamander that was forced to join because something something school something something parents
A Gazer, I'm sorry, a Chuuni Gazer who thinks everyone is her minions and likes reading comic books. Darkseid influenced her chuuni. Salamander hates her guts because she reminds her of her chuuni phase way back when.
Valerie and lego anubis are active members and build all their stuff here because it's the only place where they can find some peace and quiet.
Junko participates as well, but she just sleeps in assorted places and occasionally makes really tripping drawings.
Kunoichi who is pretending to be a TOTALLY NORMAL human girl.
>A Dhampir who everyone mistakes is a guy (Salamander has some awkward times with her)
>A Dragon who mostly shows up because she wants to abandon the royal snooty life and just relax
>A Medusa who is tsundere for Anon but doesn't want to admit it, even though EVERYONE CAN SEE IT
A Wurm who's there because, well, no one actually knows why she's there. she just shows up and has fun
Manny the Manticore, who would do her best to disguise herself as a dude


Kunochi Gets found out and kicked out.
Shows up the next day wearing a wig, new clothes, fake contacts, and changes her speech pattern.
An endless cycle of her getting found out and kicked out happens.
One day an actual human girl joins up but everyone thinks she's the Kunoichi.
shes not. The Kunoichi is hiding in the ceiling tiles.


>Rape club and Men's club challenge each other to a duel
>A month long boxing competition with both sides hacking at each other
>Most fights just devolve into a huge mosh pit of MG's versus toned HB's.
>winner gets to have his/her way with loser.
>Mg's go for rape, but men usually humiliate the loser, by shaving their heads, making them wear ridiculously over fancy clothing, give humiliating speeches, or let the paintball club have their way with them.
> "No rape allowed" clubs from both schools also "compete", but they mostly just play land games and sleep through the competition in a shared room.


>Wurm always seems happy 24/7, even when no one is doing anything at the end of the day she says she had fun with everyone
>Turns super serious when something bad happens, or when there's an issue or drama, even dropping some knowledge and psychology lingo
>Surprisingly, the Lich gets along with her

>tfw she's the one who makes a breakthrough with the Salamander who has issues with her parents
>Reducing her to tears by simply telling her "It's not your fault."

They don't look it, but Wurms are good companions.


>An episode where everyone discovers the Wurm's secret talent
>The salamander, because delinquent, starts making a psychology service, even rivaling the schools guidance counselor
>The rest of the club, who were apprehensive about it in the beginning, start to like it a bit since they were making money
>Even though the Salamander is rolling and bathing in the gold, the Wurm seems to be downcast
>"Oh cheer up squirt, we're making plenty of cash here! we're rivaling Dr. Phil with all this cash money."
>The Wurm looks at her with a saddened expression
>"But I'm not having any fun."
Cue the rest of the group seeing the error of their ways, everyone refunding everyone their money, to the protests of the Salamander, and everyone learning the value of friendship


 Anonymous  01/04/15(Sun)15:41:44 No.12873361 ▶>>12873368 >>12873389 >>12873407 >>12873417
>>12873354
Christ, you guys are creaming your pants at the thought of being raped aren't you.

Imma found my own club, called the "people who don't get raped in this room club", and we're gonna have beer, hookers(jk) and no sexual assault cases.