[7/30/2016 11:55:25 PM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: so i spent the night at a 2 story resort with lazy nearby with a couple of friends
[7/30/2016 11:55:45 PM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: it was real nice, actually
[7/30/2016 11:55:46 PM] rice cooker god: !!!
[7/30/2016 11:56:15 PM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: but it started raining so we left a bit early and we were all hungry as fuck
[7/30/2016 11:56:32 PM] Hunter: is this vegas btw?
[7/30/2016 11:56:37 PM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: no
[7/30/2016 11:57:26 PM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: so my friend decides to order some delivery from this suspect as hell Mexican + pizza place
[7/30/2016 11:58:03 PM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: menu is really eerily nonspecific
[7/30/2016 11:58:12 PM] Hunter: oh boy
[7/30/2016 11:58:27 PM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: just names of food and prices. no quantity, indication of how much food we were getting with our money
[7/30/2016 11:58:46 PM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: so we ask what the largest pizza they have is
[7/30/2016 11:58:51 PM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: and it's 28 inches
[7/30/2016 11:58:54 PM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: like i said
[7/30/2016 11:58:57 PM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: we're all hungry as fuck
[7/30/2016 11:59:00 PM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: so we decide ok
[7/30/2016 11:59:05 PM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: 28 inch ppepperoni pizza
[7/30/2016 11:59:08 PM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: lets hecking go
[7/30/2016 11:59:25 PM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: we order some wings and a quesadilla too just cuz
[12:00:00 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: and then the person on the phone, who I'm told later is this like stutter as hell 15 yo girl who's probably the owner's daughter asks us what our address is
[12:00:47 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: "we're at the Hilton a couple of miles from you. the resort at the intersection of x and x street (i don't remember)"
[12:01:01 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: "ok, it'll be about 45 minutes"
[12:01:10 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: an hour and 30 minutes pass
[12:01:17 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: we decide to call and see what's up
[12:01:35 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: same stuttery girl picks up the phone
[12:01:58 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: "oh my god I'm really sorry. ok so the delivery driver is REALLY bad with directions and gets lost really easily. can you give us your address"
[12:02:04 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: our address
[12:02:05 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: hello
[12:02:19 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: we're the only landmark 10 miles away from u how hard can it be to find
[12:02:38 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: but we humor her
[12:02:45 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: and wait another 20 minutes
[12:03:05 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: and decide to call again because surely it cant take more than 20 to find something that's 3 miles from u right
[12:03:10 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: same girl picks up
[12:03:35 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: "oh my god i'm really sorry. so the driver is REALLY REALLY bad with directions. can we just meet you at the lobby"
[12:03:41 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: and it is like
[12:04:05 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: a half mile walk from our haus to the lobby
[12:04:17 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: i don't wanna walk a half mile in the rain bro
[12:04:22 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: ...but we do anyway
[12:04:30 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: because i'm hungry as fuck and i just want my pizza
[12:04:48 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: we get to the lobby and no one is fucking there
[12:04:54 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: so uh
[12:04:56 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: we call again
[12:05:05 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: "hey we're at the lobby where are you"
[12:05:37 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: and there's like some really muffled and urgent Spanish you can hear over the phone that apparently sounded like "turn back turn back they're there go back"
[12:05:52 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: and then they hang up without saying anything???
[12:05:55 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: so we wait another 10
[12:06:00 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: and this fucking taxi shows up
[12:06:19 AM] rice cooker god: Lol
[12:06:19 AM] Hunter: ahhhaha what
[12:06:28 AM] rice cooker god: Oh boy
[12:06:31 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: and this same 15 year old girl. whos cell number we now realize is the restaurant's company number
[12:06:40 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: comes out of the taxi
[12:06:42 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: and asks us
[12:06:47 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: "did you order a pizza"
[12:06:57 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: we don't even say anything man
[12:07:09 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: so the taxi driver also gets out
[12:07:19 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: pulls out said 28 inch pizza from the back seat
[12:07:24 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: it is stone cold btw
[12:07:33 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: and then pulls out the rest of the food from the trunk
[12:07:36 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: and it is
[12:07:38 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: SUSPICIOUSLY WARM
[12:07:49 AM] rice cooker god: Lol
[12:07:50 AM | Edited 12:07:53 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: and apparently all this costs 55
[12:07:59 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: which is a good deal
[12:08:04 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: but all things considered
[12:08:09 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: we waited like 3 hours for this shit
[12:08:20 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: so we ask for a discount
[12:08:23 AM] Hunter: lol
[12:08:26 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: down to like 35
[12:08:34 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: and we are bartered at
[12:08:36 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: for 40
[12:08:57 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: deadass she calls her mom, who is probably the co owner of this family Mexican + pizza place
[12:09:04 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: and we are cursed at loudly
[12:09:15 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: and flatly told that 40 is the lowest they will go
[12:09:18 AM] rice cooker god: Lol
[12:09:27 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: so okay
[12:09:28 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: 40
[12:09:46 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: and remember how i said it was raining
[12:09:57 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: so after they leave we start walking back and
[12:10:09 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: when i try opening the umbrella
[12:10:13 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: it fucking breaks
[12:10:16 AM] rice cooker god: LMAO
[12:10:29 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: so we have to drag all this fucking food
[12:10:31 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: in the rain
[12:10:34 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: 15 min walk
[12:10:36 AM] rice cooker god: man u got fuckin shit on
[12:10:39 AM] rice cooker god: Lel
[12:10:48 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: like, none of the food got wet but still
[12:10:54 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: so anyway like i said
[12:10:57 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: the pizza is cold
[12:11:00 AM] rice cooker god: Were the food at least goos
[12:11:01 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: the wings are edible at least
[12:11:03 AM] rice cooker god: Good
[12:11:04 AM] rice cooker god: Oh
[12:11:09 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: and the quesadilla
[12:11:11 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: oh man
[12:11:18 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: the fucking quesadilla
[12:11:32 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: so there's a bed of lettuce on top of the quesadilla when we open it
[12:11:42 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: and because it was sitting there for god knows how long
[12:11:48 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: it's soggy
[12:11:49 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: wilted
[12:11:53 AM] rice cooker god: Lel
[12:12:01 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: and the moisture seeps from the lettuce fo the top of the quesadilla
[12:12:08 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: so the entire top of it is soggy
[12:12:13 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: and then we take a part of it out
[12:12:23 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: and the entire bottom is SLATHERED in sour cream
[12:12:29 AM] Hunter: LOL WAT
[12:12:30 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: and as a result, that side is soggy and wet too
[12:12:38 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: we just throw that out man
[12:12:48 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: so we had wings and a 28 inch pizza
[12:12:56 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: and on top of that
[12:13:00 AM] 2 ton angel carved out of ice: i had to raid with you guys