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- >Ah, nothing better than starting the day with some pancakes.
- >You leave Sugarcube Corner and look around, but are suddenly tackled by a cerulean coloured Pegasus.
- "Hi Dash, what are we playing?" you say, laying on the floor, with Dash on top of your chest.
- >"HIDE ME ANON!" she pleas, frantically.
- >Something tells you this wasn't a game she was playing. Probably the fear in her magenta eyes.
- "Why?" you ask her.
- >Dash looks around nervously, and her suddenly go wide.
- >"They're after me!" she says with a quivering voice, pointing to the other side of the road.
- >There, Applejack stands, with a sign in her hoof.
- >"Celestia Hates Fags", it reads.
- >Holy fuck what a cunt.
- >You grab Rainbow Dash and get up to your feet.
- "This shit is unacceptable. Come with me, we'll talk to her."
- >Dash struggles against your grip.
- >"N-No Anon, you don't understand-"
- "Oh I understand alright. I can't believe this shit."
- >Dash tries to hold herself onto the ground and any object you pass as you walk towards Applejack, but without success.
- >Applejack noticed the two of you, and turns towards you.
- >"Oh heya Anon, and hi... Rainbow Dash."
- >She squints her eyes together while saying the last two words.
- >You breath in harshly and plop Dash down next to you.
- >Rainbow Dash tries to run away, but you hold her by her tail.
- "Care to explain what the fuck this is about."
- >"Ah'm not sure what you mean, Anon, I am just proclaiming the word of Celestia."
- "What the fuck, she's your friend!"
- >"That's why Ah care for her, Anon! Ah care for her well-being and-"
- "Wow. Just wow. Being a homosexual isn't an illness, you know. You fucking disgust me."
- >Dash and Applejack both look at you with a puzzled expression.
- >"Ah wutnow?" Applejack asks.
- "You discriminate Rainbow Dash because of her sexual preference, but honestly I don't see how what she rubs her genitals against should concern you in any way."
- >Dash clears her throat.
- >"A-Anon, I'm not a lesb-"
- "No Dash, stop lying to yourself just so you fit into this sick society of open bigotry."
- >Applejack puts a hoof to your chest.
- >"Uh, Anon, just hold on fer a minute, I think there may be a misunderstanding here"
- >You raise an eyebrow.
- "Uh-huh, about what?"
- >She points a hoof to her sign.
- >"This means 'fag' as in... cigarettes. It's an anti-smoking campaign."
- >Your jaw hits the fucking floor.
- "Wait, and why does-"
- >"How the fuck do you think I got this voice in the first place?" Dash stops you.
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