The weird mind of Willpower

Willpower: http://www.lolbrary.com/content/482/yes-please-stfu-25482.png
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: I don't have a greasy chicken sandwich, so HA!
Willpower: ...OR DO YOU?!
Willpower: *Sandwichception*
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: I don... *looks left* OH GOD I DO
Willpower: HIS NAME IS BOB
Willpower: YOU WILL TREAT HIM WITH CARE
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: me: hey. bob: I don't like you *leaves* me: NO! BOB, DON'T LEAVE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: Bob left :(
Willpower: ...
Willpower: Sure.
Willpower: You didn't...EAT HIM
Willpower: DOD YOU?!
Willpower: DID
Willpower: DOD
Willpower: MILKD DODS
Willpower: dsGZDEH
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: He sprouted legs and walked awa
Willpower: Oh, yea
Willpower: He does taht sometimes
Willpower: Just make sure he doe- NOO
Willpower: HE GOT HIT BY A CARRR\
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: Not my problem now. :3
Willpower: ;_;
Willpower: HE HAD A FAMILY
Willpower: TWO TATER TOTS AND A SALAD
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: He went to my friend's house. He was keeping an eye on him
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: his fault :3
Willpower: AND NOW HE'S DEAAAD ;_:
Willpower: OH I'M COMING FOR YOUR FRIEND
Willpower: HE IS GOING DOWN
Willpower: TO TATER TOWN
Willpower: AND DIE
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: Hold on. you don't need to do that.
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: *leaves room*
Willpower: :L
Willpower: *Waits patiently*
Willpower: *locks door*
Willpower: *unlocks door*
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: *comes back in with a bloody shotgun*
Willpower: *wakls aroud*
Willpower: Oh coo
Willpower: You killed a homeless man?
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!! took care of it
Willpower: OH GOD
Willpower: I WAS KIDDING
Willpower: OH NOOO
Willpower: HE HAD A FAMILY TOO
Willpower: TWO TATER TOTS AND A SALAD...
Willpower: SANDWICH'S WIFE WAS CHEATING
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: Dude, I only needed to soften my jelly donuts
Willpower: BUT STILL
Willpower: ;_;
Willpower: THOSE POOR DONUTS
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: these were pre-dead donuts
Willpower: Oh, that's okay then
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: I only sent my friend a threatening note. That's all
Willpower: Oh :/
Willpower: IMA KILL THAT BASTARD
Willpower: *Takes shotgun*
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: Wait
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: brb
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: *leaves*
Willpower: :I
Willpower: *Waits patiently*
Willpower: *Locks door*
Willpower: *unlocks door*
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: *you hear sniper shots outside*
Willpower: *Paces around*
Willpower: WHUH AS DAT D:
Willpower: A TARP?!
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: *comes back in with a sniper rifle*
Willpower: Oh god
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: Mesa did it :)
Willpower: D...DID YOU KILL HIM?!
Willpower: D:
Willpower: I WASN'T REALLY GOING TO KILL HIM
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: No, I was just on the firing range down the street
Willpower: Oh, okay
Willpower: BUT I WILL KILL THAT BASTARD
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: I just punched him in the balls thats  all
Willpower: GIMMIE DAT SNOIPAH
Willpower: HE'S GOIN DAWN
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: *throws sniper in fire*
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: nope
Willpower: I STILL HAVE THE BLOODY SHOTGUN >:D
Willpower: *Leaves the room*
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: *throws shotgun in the fire*
Willpower: *Fake shotgun*
Willpower: *or something*
Willpower: *Comes back into the room*
Willpower: Hay :D
Willpower: I uh
Willpower: MURDERED
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!! gives an unamused glare
Willpower: What? I only killed a FEW donuts :/
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: Chris won't be happy with this...
Willpower: I'll kill HIM TOO >:D
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: Look behind you
Willpower: THEN HE REAALLLYYY ON'T BE HAPPY
Willpower: Oh hai
Willpower: Uh
Willpower: ..
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: *blast*
Willpower: He wants to use the keyboard I think
Willpower: :I
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: The keyboard is George
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: be nice to him
Willpower: PENISPENISPNEISNPEISNEISNPE
Willpower: Oh godammit
Willpower: I kicked him off >:L
Willpower: GET OUT OF MAH REWM
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: He wasn't nice to george. kill him
Willpower: MURDER
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: *waits*
Willpower: *Pulls hot shotgun out of fire*
Willpower: *Leaves room*
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: *paces*
Willpower: *Goes to donut fireing range*
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: *goes to window*
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: wtf is that guy doing shooting donuts?
Willpower: *Stares through same window slender style*
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: OH GOD
Willpower: Hay :F
Willpower: *stares
Willpower: Ey der wustup
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: Dun do dat man D:
Willpower: BUZT
Willpower: BUT
Willpower: BUT
Willpower: BUT I MUURDEERRRED
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: Go scare pewdiepie or nova or someone
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: I'm not scared of you
Willpower: :F
Willpower: I MOIDAH YOUS
Willpower: *Stabs through window*
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: *pulls out invisible shield*
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: haha! >:D
Willpower: D:
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: *pulls out minigun*
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: I came here to kick ass and kick ass, and I'm all out of kick ass >:)
Willpower: DUN DO IT MAN
Willpower: NOO
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: *shoots slenderman behind you*
Willpower: D:
Willpower: THAT WAS GEORHE THE KEYBOARD
Willpower: NOOOOOOOOOOOOGBUF
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: George is Slendy?
Willpower: It was his haloween costume ;_;
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: *slendy appears behind me*
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: oh, hi george
Willpower: "hay"
Willpower: *eats"
Willpower: D:
Willpower: OH GOD
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Willpower: RUN
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: *runs off at 100 mph*
Willpower: *Runs at 1 mile per week*
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: Mail delivery: Mail for WIllpower!
Willpower: Oh hay der
Willpower: Ahl take dat
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: *pulls out vacation card from New Jersey*
Willpower: Oh, new joiseh
Willpower: *Looks at card*
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: *wish you were here*
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: *surrounded by babes*
Willpower: *babies
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: nou
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: I have sent the Military to help fight off the pterodactyl in your area
Willpower: Pff
Willpower: It's my pet shilly
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: uh oh...
Willpower: I FEED HIM BABIES EVERY TUESDAY
Willpower: SO I'M ON MY WAY TO NEW JERSEY
Willpower: FOR MORE FOOD
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: There are no babies here. Heavy: Everyone is babies! Me: SHUT UP HEAVY!
Willpower: *Pet (Mr Sniggles) overhears*
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: Oh no... Heavy: NOT GOOD!
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: *heavy gets eaten by random zombie*
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! HEAVY!
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: D:
Willpower: Lel
Willpower: *heoavy ish ddeddddd*
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: Let's eat Lizards?
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: Lel?
Willpower: Yes
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: *Goes to Lizartorium*
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: *Eat's a komodo dragon*
Willpower: :c
Willpower: That was George's other costume..
Willpower: WAIT
Willpower: OH GOD
Willpower: NOOOO
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: It didn't taste electronic...
Willpower: ;_;
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: *Gets zapped*
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: OW
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: Okay, guess not
Willpower: Was it a sort of... thin dragon?
Willpower: Maybe...
Willpower: SLENDER
Willpower: D:
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: *getting chased by a komodo dragon motorcycle gang*
Willpower: LOOK AT ALL OF THE GEORGES!
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: *me and lizards stop and look*
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *all run to Hoboken*
Willpower: Hoboville*
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: OH GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY! (the lizard)
Willpower: :c
Willpower: HE'S DEAAAD
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: What will we tell pfs venom? D:
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: PEWDIEPIE IS GONNA FREAK WHEN HE SEES THIS
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: *freaks out at the thought*
Willpower: Bleh
Willpower: BLHEBLHEBLEH
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: OH GOD WILLPOWER'S A ZOMBIE
[FoG] KLMNEERUT HAYAHAYAHAYAH!!!: *runs away*
Willpower: GEYGEYGDEG