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- >Be eating dinner, not thinking about fluffy ponies.
- >Suddenly see fluffy pony in your yard.
- >Sees you through sliding glass door.
- >Fluffy pony presses against glass, staring at you miserably.
- >"New fwend? Fwuffy hungwy! Give foodies?"
- >Ugh. What to do.
- >Ignore it? When has that ever worked?
- >"Hewo? New fwiend? Fwuffy hungwy! Tummy is ouchies. Pwease, nummies? Fwuffy wan' nummies!"
- >Oh god...
- >Just keep eating. Don't look at it.
- >Fluffy pony clambers hooves onto glass.
- >Scratches and bangs.
- >"Hewp fwuffy! Pwease? Fwuffy hungwy! Fwuffy--"
- >The glass door shatters.
- >"Lowd noise scawry!"
- >"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
- >Storm up from table.
- >Fluffy pony's already cutting hooves stumbling over glass.
- >"Owie! Hewp! Fwuffy hoovies huwt! Owie!"
- >Snatch up fluffy pony. Bits of glass in her hooves.
- >"New fwiend? Hewp fwuffy, hoovies have boo-boos."
- >Carry her to basement.
- >"New home? Daddy, fwuffy hungwy!"
- >"I AM NOT YOUR DADDY, AND YOU DO NOT LIVE HERE!"
- >Throw her in old dog cage.
- >"You're going to the pound tomorrow, you little rodent."
- >"No wodent! Good fwuffy! Pwease, tummy huwt! Hoovies huwt!"
- >Shut door behind you, leave her in dark basement overnight.
- >Goddamn fluffy ponies.
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