Rarity and the Magic Dress

Rarity and the Magic Dress.
>Rarity never thought she would come face to face with a magic dress.
>She stays up in her room, sorting her astronomical amount of clothes. Humming the same tune from the other story to herself.
>Goes through her boot collection, goes through her blouse collection, her pants collection, her skirt collection, her other boot collection, her high heels collection...
>Starts to make a mess in her room. Clothes lay everywhere on the floor like grass on the great plains.
>But as Rarity goes through her dress collection, she notices something strange about one of the dresses she tossed on top of the other clothes.
>It glistens in the morning sun, being in the path of the rays of light coming through the window.
>The thing catches Rarity's attention, drawing her over and prompting her to pick it up.
>It's a beautiful white and gold dress, a dress that Rarity does not remember buying.
>She automatically worries that it may belong to someone else.
>With a flick of her wrist, she tosses it onto the bed and plans to put it in lost and found when she goes shopping for more clothes later on this afternoon.
>Eventually goes back to her dress collection after thinking too hard about it.
>...
>Something's wrong.
>Rarity double and triple checks her collection for a certain black and blue dress she specifically remembers buying.
>It's nowhere to be found.
>Rarity looks back to the white and gold dress on the bed.
>It's pretty obvious what happened; she must have accidentally taken one of Sweetie Belle's dresses while Sweetie accidentally took hers.
>No big deal, she'll just ask Sweetie to check the collection she has in her room.
>All she has to do is wait for Sweetie to get home.
>That shouldn't take too long.
>The hours go by, and it's around noon. Rarity is finally nearing the end of her inspection of her massive wardrobe.
>She makes a list on a slip of paper, listing all of the new items she wants to find while spending the rest of the day at the mall buying clothes until it closes.
>Rarity gets her purse and takes the dress on the bed with her to see from the mall records if she had bought it from there.
>But before she does this, she pays a visit to Sweetie's room.
>Sweetie Belle answers to the knock on her door. "Come in!"
>Rarity enters the room, and sees Sweetie Belle on the computer with the lights off.
>Besides the dim computer screen, the only light source is from the hallway right behind Rarity.
>"Sweetie, I have a question. Is this dress yours?"
>She holds it up in front of her sister.
>Sweetie takes a long look at the black and blue dress.
>"I remember that you said that you liked to wear white and gold, and I happen to be missing my black and blue dress from my room."
>Sweetie makes the most confused face, seeing Rarity holding the very dress she said she's missing in her hands.
>But she's too impatient to address this matter right now. "That doesn't look like mine. And black and blue aren't my colors anyway." She gives a lazy answer and waits for her sister to say okay and leave.
>"That's... sort of what I thought." Rarity wonders to herself. "I imagine you wouldn't take a black and blue dress up to your room anyway. Oh well, thanks anyway."
>"No prob, sis."
>"By the way, I'm heading to the mall, would you like me to bring you back some ice cream?"
>Sweetie Belle silently groans.
>"Uh, no thanks. Mom said I'm not supposed to have too many sweets until my cavities are gone."
>Rarity sighs. "Oh! Right, I completely forgot about that."
>Sweetie actually lied. She already knows that Rarity would buy the ice cream and then carry it around for three more hours while she buys clothes.
>She'd then return home with a fresh bowl of forgotten ice cream soup at room temperature for Sweetie Belle to promptly pour down the kitchen sink.
>Rarity goes to her car and backs out of the driveway, making sure there is enough money in her wallet to buy anything she needs.
>There's like, 2,000 dollars in there.
>Rarity goes back in and gets another 1,500 just in case a new clothing trend is in.
>She then drives over to the mall.
>Enters the front doors and immediately can't choose where she wants to go first. There are just so many things for her to choose from.
>She goes to the shoe section first.
>...
>An hour and a half later, Rarity rolls her cart around the aisles. The cart is heavy and jam-packed with newly bought items.
>Rarity has the white and gold dress on the outer rim to take to customer service.
>She goes there.
>"Ah! Miss Rarity! Glad to see you back... again." Greets the clerk.
>"Oh you know me, darling. Always a regular here." She pulls the dress up to the counter. "I have a couple of questions about this dress."
>Rarity asks the clerk to check the receipts again and again, but the dress apparently wasn't sold at the mall at all.
>There is no solution from addressing the clerk about this either, and Rarity walks away with her confused eyes on the dress.
>She goes around the mall buying more new clothes. Seeking out every sale she can find.
>Rarity soon enters a dimly lit store.
>She winks at the cool guys wearing their leather jackets and sunglasses in here. Generously giving them her attention.
>But she looks down the the mystery dress on the rim of the cart and gasps.
>It's black and blue now!
>Rarity picks it up and recognizes the design; it's the dress she had been missing.
>How in the world did it change colors?
>She finishes shopping and hauls her large collection of newly bought clothes home.
>The back bumper of the car screeches on the road as she drives; the lid of the trunk can hardly handle this.
>Rarity pulls in to her driveway, and the combined masses of the clothes in her trunk and the clothes in her closet are near eachother enough to start gravitating together.
>The densities of the clothes clusters pull the closet door off the hinges and Rarity's car into the air.
>They crash together, combining their mass into one hyper-dense ball of fabric.
>It collapses into itself under its own weight and contracts into a singularity.
>The Rarity singularity.
>It forms a supermassive black hole that swallows the entire solar system.
End.