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Why Druddigon should be Ubers by TROP

May 4th, 2014
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  1. 21:14 socuteboss 1. it hits too hard
  2. 21:14 socuteboss 2. it rapes all teams now that web exists
  3. 21:14 socuteboss 3. it fits on everything
  4. 21:14 socuteboss 4. because av only other druddigon can ohko druddigon
  5. 21:14 socuteboss 5. it has 10 million sets
  6. 21:14 socuteboss 6. adding druddigon makes your team 100x better
  7. 21:14 socuteboss 7. when it trick room it rapes offense without even trying because lol dragon
  8. 21:14 socuteboss 8. it rapes more defensive shit with a life orb set
  9. 21:14 socuteboss 9. only cresselia can stop it
  10. 21:14 socuteboss 10. it is ugly as fuck
  11. 21:14 socuteboss 11. it killed my grandma
  12. 21:14 socuteboss 12. it is the only reason pathetic mons like togetic are viable
  13. 21:14 socuteboss 13. It makes cinccino a liability
  14. 21:14 socuteboss 14. it makes bronzong a liability because it can't do what it should be doing
  15. 21:14 socuteboss 15.makes hail teams useless because fire punch ohkoes all of them
  16. 21:14 socuteboss 16. it is as strong as reshiram with physical attacks and that is uber so drudd should too
  17. 21:14 socuteboss 17. it gets rough skin and it isnt a shark
  18. 21:14 socuteboss 18. it gets glare and it isnt a snake
  19. 21:14 socuteboss 19. it is lucifer in pokemn form
  20. 21:14 socuteboss 20. the bible mentions a dragon during the apocalypse and because druddigon it is ugly as fuck that dragon is drudd
  21. 21:15 socuteboss 21. it makes rain team a liability because impossible to ohko
  22. 21:15 socuteboss 22. it makes sun team a liability because impossible to ohko
  23. 21:16 socuteboss 23. blue is a terrible color for a dragon
  24. 21:17 socuteboss 24. game freak regrets creating druddigon and that is why it should be banned
  25. 21:17 socuteboss 25. a red face means it killed a fuckton of things and that is bad for a kids game like this
  26. 21:18 socuteboss 26. it gets gunk shot meaning it eats shit
  27. 21:18 socuteboss 27. iris used it and i hate iris
  28. 21:18 socuteboss 28. its shiny is puke green
  29. 21:20 socuteboss 29. because it can run adamant it is stronger than garchomp
  30. 21:20 socuteboss 30. because of sticky web its only problem is gone
  31. 21:20 socuteboss 31. it can ohko rhyperior
  32. 21:21 socuteboss 32. it said no to panda
  33. 21:21 socuteboss 33. it has wings
  34. 21:21 socuteboss 34. the guy who made it is a plagiarist
  35. 21:21 socuteboss 35. proof
  36. 21:22 socuteboss 36. it has the cry of a dying squirrel
  37. 21:22 socuteboss 37. it is not a real american mon
  38. 21:23 socuteboss 38. trashkoo said he liked druddigon once
  39. 21:23 socuteboss 39. it gets stealth rock for no reason
  40. 21:23 socuteboss 40. it crit kenny 5 times in a row
  41. 21:24 socuteboss 41. druddigon is the reason waldo is hiding
  42. 21:24 socuteboss 42. druddigon is why bigfoot is hiding
  43. 21:24 socuteboss 43. fairies only made it 100x more broken
  44. 21:25 socuteboss 44. it gets priority for no reason
  45. 21:25 socuteboss 45. it looks angry as fuck
  46. 21:26 socuteboss 46. it is a manlet
  47. 21:26 socuteboss 47. gamefaqs likes it
  48. 21:26 socuteboss 48. it breeds with meganium
  49. 21:27 socuteboss 49. http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2dhct8k&s=6#.U2bo1CiQ8iI
  50. 21:27 socuteboss 50. it stole its color from deoxys
  51. 21:28 socuteboss 51. it ohkoes azumarill while other dragons not named zekrom cant
  52. 21:29 socuteboss 52. it is not trained in gorilla warfare
  53. 21:29 socuteboss 53. he killed mufasa
  54. 21:29 socuteboss 54. he killed han solo
  55. 21:30 socuteboss 55. cased cant innovate the meta if druddign exists
  56. 21:30 socuteboss 56. its movepool is too big
  57. 21:30 socuteboss 57. too bulky
  58. 21:31 socuteboss 58. it is not butter
  59. 21:31 socuteboss 59. it gets superpower for no reason
  60. 21:32 socuteboss 60. it is so ugly it ohkoes xerneas with outrage
  61. 21:32 socuteboss 61. it killed muh randomizer run once
  62. 21:33 socuteboss 62. it gets hone claws
  63. 21:33 socuteboss 63. it is a gen V mon and gen V is the worst
  64. 21:33 socuteboss 64. its model is ugly as fuck
  65. 21:33 socuteboss 65. its sprite is cancer
  66. 21:34 socuteboss 66. if you use simple obscure math druddigon total is 666
  67. 21:34 socuteboss 67. it can be female
  68. 21:35 socuteboss 68. it bypasses fairies without even trying
  69. 21:35 socuteboss 69. it can breed
  70. 21:35 socuteboss 70. it is heavy
  71. 21:36 socuteboss 71. It runs through the narrow tunnels formed by Excadrill and Onix. It uses its sharp claws to catch prey.
  72. 21:36 socuteboss 72. It races through narrow caves, using its sharp claws to catch prey. The skin on its face is harder than a rock.
  73. 21:37 socuteboss 73. It warms its body by absorbing sunlight with its wings. When its body temperature falls, it can no longer move.
  74. 21:37 socuteboss 74. its body temperature never fails
  75. 21:37 socuteboss 75. it appears in icy cave for no reason
  76. 21:38 socuteboss 76. its national pokedex number total is 9
  77. 21:38 socuteboss 77. 9 is the number of times vergil killed me
  78. 21:39 socuteboss 78. its japanese name sounds like crying
  79. 21:39 socuteboss 79. it makes little kids cry when they get t drayden/iris
  80. 21:39 socuteboss 80. clair is a bully and owns one
  81. 21:40 socuteboss 81. it hits hard as fuck with 60 sp.a
  82. 21:40 socuteboss 82. it gets a move named revenge
  83. 21:40 socuteboss 83. this means druddigon is actully dan
  84. 21:40 socuteboss 84. druddigon killed chris
  85. 21:41 socuteboss 85. it makes lilligant a liability
  86. 21:41 socuteboss 86. druddigon is ancient maya for aids
  87. 21:41 socuteboss 87. it is not one of the original 151 pokemon
  88. 21:42 socuteboss 88. my game crashed the first time i found one
  89. 21:42 socuteboss 89. it gets pursuit to guarantee something dying
  90. 21:42 socuteboss 90. He makes every effort to win the Battle Tournament. He is blunt, but he kind of likes helping others.
  91. 21:42 socuteboss 91. it was not designed by james turner
  92. 21:43 socuteboss 92. Druddigon shares its species name with Gabite. They are both known as the Cave Pokémon.
  93. 21:43 socuteboss 93. Given Druddigon's grotesque features and the rock-like qualities stated in its Pokédex entries, it seems to be based on a gargoyle. Its natural appearance also seems to resemble a European dragon.
  94. 21:43 socuteboss 94. it killed shrek
  95. 21:43 socuteboss 95. I dont like it
  96. 21:44 socuteboss 96. I think it is ugly
  97. 21:44 socuteboss 97. It raped me
  98. 21:44 socuteboss 98. it crit a steelix to death with fire punch
  99. 21:44 socuteboss 99. energ made it his/her avatar
  100. 21:44 socuteboss 100. ur a faget
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