You slipped!
You slipped!
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "The entire eastern half."
You slipped!
You check yourself for injuries.
	  My chest is OK.
	  My head is OK.
	  My left arm is OK.
	  My right arm is bruised.
	  My right leg is OK.
	  My left leg is bruised.
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "Line up at escape and wait calmly for evacuation."
You have nothing to drop in your hand.
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "Damian Sommer has signed up as Botanist."
You apply the bruise pack on yourself.
You apply the bruise pack on yourself.
OOC: Draquila: whoever was asking about the t-comms supplies: they're by atmos, off the main hallway, under a yellow door.
Willy Raiden [Security] says, "I blame the warden."
You slipped!
Willy Raiden says, "YO."
Willy Raiden asks, "DID YOU SHOOT THAT SPIDER?"
Michael Name [Security] says, "No..prints."
You open the emergency oxygen tank valve.
D'mello Reezy [145.9] asks, "hello?"
D'mello Reezy [145.9] says, "oh"
OOC: Shredfaster: i havent played this game i like 2 years
Michael Name says, "Warden."
Wandering Bob [Security] asks, "blame me for what?"
Wandering Bob asks, "blame me for what?"
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "On my cameras again. Eating the locker room."
Willy Raiden says, "Did you."
Wandering Bob asks, "yes?"
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "Timothy Roberts has signed up as Geneticist."
Michael Name asks, "Did you kill my pet?"
Willy Raiden says, "Shoot the spider."
Michael Name puts the forensic scanner into the security backpack.
OOC: Shredfaster: i dont remember how to do shit
Wandering Bob asks, "you have a pet spider?"
Willy Raiden asks, "Did you shoot the spider or no?"
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "Micah Linton has signed up as Station Engineer."
OOC: Cirtaboy: What's wrong with sybil? It's been down for hours now
Michael Name says, "Yes. Sergeant Araneus."
Wandering Bob says, "yes. I wasn't aware that they were anything other than hostile"
Willy Raiden fires the taser gun!
Wandering Bob is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Your armor softens the blow!
Willy Raiden is trying to put handcuffs on Wandering Bob!
Michael Name says, "YOU FUCK"
Willy Raiden says, "Nope."
Wandering Bob says, "it is a SPIDER you moron"
Willy Raiden says, "It's his pet."
You attempt to remove the handcuffs. (This will take around 1 minutes and you need to stand still.)
Willy Raiden tries to remove Wandering Bob's security hardsuit.
Willy Raiden tries to remove Wandering Bob's taser gun.
Willy Raiden tries to remove Wandering Bob's security hardsuit helmet.
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: Secret plan to revive basil
Willy Raiden tries to remove Wandering Bob's combat shotgun.
Michael Name says, "it's my pet, you fuck."
D'mello Reezy [145.9] says, "you look"
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: hopefully it means death of aryom
Willy Raiden tries to remove Wandering Bob's HUDSunglasses.
Michael Name says, "I'll throw him in the gulag."
Michael Name says, "Think long and hard about killing my pet."
Timothy Roberts [145.9] asks, "How the fuck does singularity get lost 13 minutes into the round?"
Willy Raiden has grabbed Wandering Bob passively!
Michael Straub [145.9] says, "It was lost much earlier"
Willy Raiden blinds Wandering Bob with the flash!
D'mello Reezy [145.9] says, "what does that mean"
Willy Raiden has grabbed Wandering Bob aggressively (now hands)!
Friend HardDrive [145.9] states, "7 minutes remaining until shuttle can be called."
OOC: Cirtaboy: What the difference (besides the map) between Sybil and basil?
Andrew Longstrum [145.9] asks, "shuttle call?"
Friend HardDrive [145.9] states, "Recommended red alert."
Willy Raiden tries to remove Wandering Bob's PDA-Wandering Bob (Warden).
PM to-Admins: wily raiden is putting me in permabrig for killing a spider, even though I explained to him that I didn't even know spiders could be nonhostile
Willy Raiden tries to remove Wandering Bob's security belt.
Friend Computer [145.9] states, "I've lost track of the singularity, as it ate a lot of cameras."
Willy Raiden tries to remove Wandering Bob's warden's jumpsuit.
Willy Raiden tries to remove Wandering Bob's black gloves.
Willy Raiden tries to remove Wandering Bob's jackboots.
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: the one is alive and the other is dead
Willy Raiden tries to remove Wandering Bob's security radio headset.
Willy Raiden tries to remove Wandering Bob's security gas mask.
OOC: Cirtaboy: Ha!
Willy Raiden says, "Get the uniform."
Willy Raiden says, "I'll buckle him in."
Michael Name says, "I'll grab him a proper jumpsuit."
Current Admins:
	Bluespace is a GameAdmin
	Antonkr is a GameAdmin

You are buckled in to the chair by Willy Raiden.
OOC: Cirtaboy: Wow, the engineers must be incompetent as fuck
Michael Name has thrown the warden's jumpsuit.
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: Yeah
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: that's another idfference
Willy Raiden has thrown the security gas mask.
Wandering Bob says, "Dude. I didn't even know that spiders could be pets"
Willy Raiden has thrown the black gloves.
Willy Raiden has thrown the seclite.
Willy Raiden has thrown the jackboots.
Willy Raiden has thrown the security radio headset.
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: actually they are incompetent on both servers
You attempt to unbuckle yourself. (This will take around one minute and you need to stay still.)
OOC: 0R0B0T0: sybil has worst engineeers #datruth
OOC: Vagak: I've seen better engies on yogstation.
OOC: 0R0B0T0: shut your whoremouth you liar
OOC: Cirtaboy: I have only played for 3 days, and even I know how to work the engineering since day one
Michael Name tries to put the orange shoes on Wandering Bob.
Michael Name says, "Grab me cuffs"
Michael Name tries to put the orange jumpsuit on Wandering Bob.
Michael Name tries to remove Wandering Bob's orange shoes.
Michael Name tries to remove Wandering Bob's orange shoes.
OOC: Shredfaster: is it arrow keys to move
OOC: 0R0B0T0: its alt+f4
Michael Name tries to put the orange shoes on Wandering Bob.
Willy Raiden tries to put the handcuffs on Michael Name.
You successfully unbuckle yourself.
You unbuckle yourself from the chair.
OOC: Cirtaboy: I've never played yogsstation, how is it? I tried joining it once but the UI was so awful that I closed it down in an instant
Michael Name puts the handcuffs into the security backpack.
Wandering Bob asks, "You're insane, you realize that?"
OOC: 0R0B0T0: yogstation has literally the same UI as tg
Willy Raiden says, "Pets are important business."
OOC: Cirtaboy: Oh sorry, I meant goon
Michael Name tries to put Prisoner #13-004 on Wandering Bob.
Willy Raiden buckles in!
OOC: IyaerP: yogstation has shitmins
Michael Name says, "4000 points."
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: yogstation is probably terrible
Michael Name buckles in!
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: but dont quote me on that
OOC: 0R0B0T0: yog is were incompetence is norm
OOC: HITHISISFRONK: Yog is awful.
Michael Name unbuckled !
Wandering Bob (as Prisoner #13-004) says, "Seriously, I never even knew that spiders could be anything but hostile"
Wandering Bob (as Prisoner #13-004) says, "I saw one in the brig. I killed it."
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: On /tg/ incompetence is pretty average
OOC: DrPillzRedux: if you want something different just go play goon, literally only other server differing from tg
OOC: Cirtaboy: Oh wait, I think i've heard about yogs now. Isn't it that place with the 13 yo admins?
Willy Raiden says, "Ignorance of hte law is not exemption of the law."
OOC: 0R0B0T0: nobody knows how to fight a fukkin malf ai on yog
Wandering Bob (as Prisoner #13-004) screams!
Willy Raiden puts the pepperspray into the security backpack.
Wandering Bob (as Prisoner #13-004) says, "You're being insubordinate psychopaths"
Michael Name says, "You killed my pet"
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: yogscast primary audience IS kids
OOC: Cirtaboy: Well duh, there isn't any youtube guide stupid ;)
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: so
OOC: 0R0B0T0: they have a 14 year old admin, he is actually one of the best ironically
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: age doesn't decide everything
OOC: 0R0B0T0: >implying yogstation has anything to do with the autismcast
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: but generally underaged have worse internet skills
OOC: 0R0B0T0: fukkin scrubs
OOC: Cirtaboy: Well actually it does, it decides your maturity
OOC: Hishan: as a rule yes, there are always exceptions
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: well there are always manchildren
PM to-Admins: Willy Raiden and Michael Name just permabrigged me for killing a spider in the brig, they said it was their pet. They wouldn't even listen when I said that I didn't know spiders could be nonhostile.
You need help taking these off!
OOC: Hishan: id rather thave a mature 14 y/o admin tha a fucking manchild admin
You need help taking these off!
You need help taking these off!
You need help taking these off!
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: admins have to be a lot more than just mature
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: I mean, ideally
OOC: Zelacks: maturity is illrelevant of age, honestly
You have accumulated 0 out of the 4000 points you need for freedom.
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: it's not
OOC: 0R0B0T0: no it isnt, people who say that need to slap themselves
You are unable to equip that.
OOC: Cirtaboy: Oh god, imagine having that redhaired dwarf-wannabe dude from yogscast as admin, screaming with his high-pitched voice for you to stop transforming everyone into hulks. Or letting the singularity go rampart
You are unable to equip that.
OOC: Zelacks: well I mean sure
OOC: HITHISISFRONK: Except it generally follows that an older person will be more mature than a younger person. In general.
You are unable to equip that.
You need a suit before you can attach this medical blanket.
You are unable to equip that.
You are unable to equip that.
OOC: Zelacks: most 13 year olds are terrible and unbareable
OOC: DrPillzRedux: Yeah no, go out in the real world and you'll see that's wrong
OOC: Zelacks: that is true
Current Admins:
	Bluespace is a GameAdmin
	Antonkr is a GameAdmin

mouse squeeks, "Squeek?"
OOC: DrPillzRedux: too many neets in here
OOC: Zelacks: wow rood
You push the wall but nothing happens!
OOC: Hishan: in general, yes, but there are exceptions. IE: mature younger people and fucking sheltered adults who act like 4 year olds
OOC: 0R0B0T0: the difference between a 20 year old and a 16 year old is fucking big and if you cant understand that go step on lego
OOC: DrPillzRedux: ^never goes outside
OOC: HITHISISFRONK: I'm not a neet, nerd. I used to work manual labor. Maybe you've just got observation bias.
OOC: DrPillzRedux: I worked retail and I work as an EMT right now.
Prison Ofitser beeps, "Engaging patrol mode."
OOC: DrPillzRedux: I know the shit
OOC: Cirtaboy: The difference is very easy to spot yourself, just look into the internet forum posts you made when you were younger, I guarantee you, you will cringe into oblivion.
OOC: Zelacks: Cirtaboy, you are 100% correct
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: yup
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: I mean older people have more experience, period
PM to-Admins: Are you guys even here?
Priority Announcement


The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

SINGULO IS LOOSER THAN MY MOTHER'S ASSHOLE


OOC: DrPillzRedux: i have more experience fukkn yer mum
OOC: 0R0B0T0: lmao drpillz arent you that guy who does nothing but erp, and you tellin people they never see daylight
OOC: Cirtaboy: oh god that announcement, made me lol
OOC: DrPillzRedux: I've never erp'd
OOC: Fluffynuts: Fuck this space time
OOC: DrPillzRedux: get shit on
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Antonkr: Sorry about that. Was away. Looking into.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: is icky okay on basil
OOC: 0R0B0T0: yes
 This is a safety pickaxe. It is a bulky item.
A pickaxe designed to be only effective at digging rock and ore, very ineffective as a weapon.
OOC: Shredfaster: is there a known bug where you cant move or am i just retarded
OOC: Shredfaster: tried the arrow keys and the wasd hotkey thing
OOC: Draquila: check if your sprite is floating
You start picking.
OOC: Zelacks: throw something
You finish cutting into the rock.
You start picking.
OOC: 0R0B0T0: shred, it has to do with the arrivalsshuttle being snowflakey or some shit, I aint no coder just throw osmething
You finish cutting into the rock.
You start picking.
You finish cutting into the rock.
You start picking.
You start picking.
OOC: Zswords: Rembemer: all PDA's have a pen inside of them
You start picking.
You finish cutting into the rock.
You finish cutting into the rock.
You start picking.
You finish cutting into the rock.
You finish cutting into the rock.
OOC: 0R0B0T0: if you spawn in the arrivalsshuttle and gravity is down you wont float
OOC: DrPillzRedux: remember: all pens are meteor pens
Wandering Bob has been ineffectively hit in the chest with the safety pickaxe by Wandering Bob!
OOC: Hishan: stupid question, but is the electronic AI voice a player controlled thing?
You start picking.
You start picking.
You finish cutting into the rock.
OOC: 0R0B0T0: yes
You finish cutting into the rock.
OOC: Draquila: yes
OOC: 0R0B0T0: like shit, wot
OOC: Hishan: ok then second question, how does one control it? is  the command in the AI control tab?
OOC: Cirtaboy: Yeaaah, good job, APC destroyed, mission accompliced!
OOC: Shredfaster: omgosh thanks guys
OOC: Draquila: it's in the AI UI
OOC: Cirtaboy: That one always gets me
OOC: Hishan: thank you kindly
OOC: Draquila: it only has certain words though
OOC: DrPillzRedux: It's called VOX and it used to use the old Half Life 1 announcement voice which was infinitely better.
OOC: Draquila: like you can use it to say ASS BLAST USA YOU ARE ABORTIONS but not CHANGELING IN BRIG
OOC: DrPillzRedux: but at least it's there
OOC: HITHISISFRONK: The old vox was better.
OOC: HITHISISFRONK: Like 900000% better.
OOC: Cirtaboy: Fucking lag
OOC: DrPillzRedux: goon AI's used to have vox but they made it admin only and changed the voice to a robotic british male
OOC: 0R0B0T0: meh, they both kinda suck
OOC: Hishan: why would i want to say "ling in brig" when I COULD say "ass blast usa", the system seems  perfect
OOC: Draquila: i wish i'd heard old vox. i love the HL voice
OOC: DrPillzRedux: I think the old vox simulator is still up
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
OOC: Fluffynuts: Still couldn't find Tcomms.
OOC: Draquila: tcomms is on the AI sat
The mouse has been attacked with the safety pickaxe by Wandering Bob!
The mouse has been attacked with the safety pickaxe by Wandering Bob!
OOC: Fluffynuts: What? So I have to pass the turrets for tcomms gear?
The mouse has been attacked with the safety pickaxe by Wandering Bob!
The mouse has been attacked with the safety pickaxe by Wandering Bob!
OOC: Draquila: tcomms supplies are near atmos
  Squeek!
OOC: DrPillzRedux: here's the old VOX https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgsGis8-uZA&feature=youtu.be
OOC: Draquila: off the main hallway, behind a yellow door
Wandering Bob has been attacked in the chest with the fork by Wandering Bob!
Wandering Bob has thrown the fork.
Wandering Bob has thrown the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
OOC: Heywood Yablome: whats with sybil? is it coming back up any time soon?
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the safety pickaxe.
Priority Announcement


The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.


You need help taking these off!
You need help taking these off!
You need help taking these off!
You need help taking these off!
OOC: DrPillzRedux: Found the old VOX simulator http://www.ss13.eu/petescorner/vox/
OOC: DrPillzRedux: still uses the old voice
You need help taking these off!
Priority Announcement


The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.


Wandering Bob has analyzed Wandering Bob's vitals.
Analyzing Results for Wandering Bob:
	 Overall Status: 94% healthy
Species: Human
	 Damage Specifics: 0-0-0-6
Key: Suffocation/Toxin/Burn/Brute
Body Temperature: 15.6504°C (60.1706°F)
Localized Damage, Burn/Brute:
	 Chest: 0-6
Subject bloodstream oxygen level normal | Subject bloodstream toxin level minimal | Subject burn injury status O.K | Subject brute-force injury status O.K
You apply the bruise pack on yourself.
You have to remove your mask first!
You put the dexalin pill into the oxygen deprivation first aid.
You need a jumpsuit before you can attach this breath mask.
You are unable to equip that.
The oxygen deprivation first aid is full, make some space.
You have nothing to drop in your hand.
You are unable to equip that.
You are unable to equip that.
You are unable to equip that.
You are unable to equip that.
You are unable to equip that.
You are unable to equip that.
You are unable to equip that.
You are unable to equip that.
You are unable to equip that.
You are unable to equip that.
You are unable to equip that.
The security camera has been hit by Wandering Bob with the fork.
The reinforced window has been hit by Wandering Bob with the fork.
The security camera has been hit by Wandering Bob with the fork.
The security camera has been hit by Wandering Bob with the fork.
The security camera has been hit by Wandering Bob with the fork.
The security camera has been hit by Wandering Bob with the fork.
The security camera has been hit by Wandering Bob with the fork.
The security camera has been hit by Wandering Bob with the fork.
You push the wall but nothing happens!
Friend Computer (Played by: Draquila)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Friend Computer's loyal minions were: Friend HardDrive (Played by: Vagak),
Friend Computer's disloyal minions were:
The traitors were:
SkipsPro was D'mello Reezy (died) (used 10 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Zephys Dargon, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Andrew Longstrum, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

LichLord95 was Makenna Vasilyev (died) (used 10 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Michael Straub, the Quartermaster. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

The code phrases were:  manly dwarf, cooing, transport.
The code responses were: charity, moonshine, fluttering.

Restarting in 25 seconds
OOC: Vagak: Wait, John Smith wasn't a traitor?
OOC: Draquila: d'mello were you john smith?
OOC: SkipsPro: no I was
OOC: SkipsPro: yeah
OOC: 0R0B0T0: lmao john smith be griffin
OOC: SkipsPro: I was john smith
OOC: SkipsPro: used the agent ID
OOC: Vagak: Oh
OOC: 0R0B0T0: oh right
OOC: Zswords: OH, I was an assassination target
OOC: Draquila: oh fuck, that's such an obvious disguise name