AC/MT Birthday sentiments

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 AC began espering MT
AC: O< Happy ba+hing day I +hink. )
MT: It is yes!
MT: So much to do, so much to do.
MT: I'm quite -excited-.
MT: I had forgotten about it until now.
MT: But how are you?
AC: O< Glad I gu3ss3d i+ righ+, ba+hing day, you humans sur3 hav3 w3ird lingo. )
AC: O< I'm fin3, 3v3ry+hing's normal. )
MT: Well it's a birthday, technically.
AC: O< Oh, wha+? )
MT: A Birthday! The day you were well... Birthed.
AC: O< My fri3nd had h3r wriggling day y3s+3rday, +h3 day sh3 wriggl3d ou+ of h3r pupa+3d s+a+3. I 3xplain3d +his +o on3 of you righ+? )
MT: In as much detail as would be Proper, yes.
MT: And Lily followed up with a few more details.
AC: O< I hav3 grown +o find h3r v3ry amusing, sh3 is qui+3 +h3 3x+r3mis+. )
AC: O< Bu+ +h3n you ar3 som3wha+ +o. )
MT: An extremist?
MT: I cannot say I understand.
MT: A Proper Lady is Moderate and Refined in all her tastes.
AC: O< I am +rying +o m3n+ion your "radical spor+s" in a way +ha+ do3s no+ al3r+ your Aun+ guardian. )
MT: Oh, there is no need to be subtle here.
MT: My Auntie does not know how to use a computer.
MT: And er...
AC: O< And also allud3 +o +h3 gif+s I may or may no+ hav3 +o s3ndifica+3 +o you. )
MT: I do indeed practice those things.
MT: But they are Quite Improper.
MT: I practice them for reasons of
MT: er
MT: Reasons.
MT: Oh? Gifts. You shouldn't have.
MT: :)
AC: O< Y3s, +his is your +ac+ical cov3rag3 of n3c3ssary a+hl3+ic +raining. )
AC: O< And you migh+ find +h3s3 h3lpful +o your cov3r+ a+hl3+icism )
AC: O< I'm s3nding +h3 packag3 now, wh3r3 do you wan+ i+. )
AC: O< On +h3 roof mayb3? )
MT: Oh dear...
MT: The roof would be safest.
MT: Hopefully I'll have a spare moment to get there!
MT: So much to do today.
AC: O< Bu+ I wan+ +o know wha+ you +hink of i+ now, can I s3nd i+ dir3c+ly. )
AC: O< You can op3n i+ and hid3 i+ 3asily. )
AC: O< +h3y ar3,lik3 I said, cov3r+ 3nough. )
MT: Very well then.
MT: Send it here, and I will vanish it into my closest when I can.
MT: Oh~
MT: And thank you so much.
AC: O< I+ should app3ar in your room som3wh3r3 in 5 s3conds. )
AC: O< I+ is my du+y +o b3 a good fri3nd +o you and 3v3ryon3 3ls3, as your sup3rvisor, and s3nding good gif+s p3r+in3n+ +o cul+ural holidays is par+ of +ha+ du+y. )
AC: O< Did you g3+ i+? )
AC: O< I+ should b3 a +3al r3c+angular prism. )
MT: I do believe this is it.
MT: Oh heavens
MT: I'm excited!
AC: O< Op3n i+ and +3ll m3 wha+ you +hink! )
MT: I'm looking at them now!
MT: I'm not sure what I'm looking at.
AC: O< +hos3 ar3 g3nuin3 dragon hid3 fing3rl3ss glov3s. )
AC: O< And a pair of s33mingly prop3r and "fashionabl3" h33ls )
MT: Oh heavens. You have dragons? Actual dragons.
MT: They are quite lovely, yes!
AC: O< Y3ah dragons ar3 so 3x+r3m3ly r3al. )
AC: O< +h3y'r3 sor+ of hard +o d3al wi+h +hough. )
MT: I would imagine!
MT: Oh good heavens, there are actual dragons.
MT: This...
MT: Does Lily know?
AC: O< I don'+ r3m3mb3r, mayb3 I m3n+ion3d i+. )
AC: O< Ar3 dragons r3ally +ha+ big of a d3al. )
MT: Well, I'm sure it's nothing to be concerned with.
MT: No no! Just a Passing Fancy.
MT: They're very lovely, both of them.
MT: Why seemingly Proper?
AC: O< I +hink you'll b3 mor3 impr3ss3d wi+h my o+h3r gif+ if you pr3ss +h3 insid3 of +h3 archway. )
MT: What would that do...
MT: Are those.
MT: Oh my
AC: O< For wh3n you n33d +o b3 a+hl3+ic and s+ylish. )
MT: Oh this is going to be Incredibly Dangerous and Extreme.
MT: I love it!
MT: I mean.
AC: O< I figur3d my fri3nds skill wi+h dual 3ngin33ring would b3 a p3rf3c+ fi+ for you. )
MT: Were I to ever need to be such things.
AC: O< Y3s, +o us3 on3 of your 3mo+ion fac3s, ;). )
MT: Of course!
MT: It is the most appropiate time for several Emotion Faces and Icons
MT: :D
MT: :)
MT: <3
MT: There we are! I think the spectrum of Friendly and Thankful emotions has been covered.
MT: Thank you so much!
AC: O< Woah, +ha+'s kind of forward of you. I m3an, sur3 w3'r3 fri3nds bu+ I'm kind of +ak3n in +h3 r3d d3par+m3n+. )
AC: O< Unl3ss [<3] m3ans som3+hing 3ls3 +o humans? )
MT: The red department?
AC: O< +h3 flush3d quadran+. )
MT: I haven't the faintest idea what you mean. I feel we may have run into a Cultural Misapprehension.
MT: It is simply a symbol of affection!
MT: Friendly Friend Affection.
AC: O< Ok ph3w, I didn'+ wan+ +o hav3 +o br3ak any roman+ically inclin3d h3ar+s. )
AC: O< +ha+ is no+ on my lis+ of d3sir3s and goals. )
MT: I'm somewhat confused, but I think I understand.
MT: Of course, I was not propisitioning, that would be abrupt.
MT: And Crass, just out of the blue.
AC: O< So, Fri3nd, wha+ ar3 you planning for +h3 r3s+ of your "bir+hday"? )
MT: I am making a thorough cleaning of my room currently.
MT: I am certain that my Auntie will come to inspect it soon.
MT: I can't have her dissapproving.
AC: O< Oh, b3++3r hid3 +h3 glov3s and swi+ch +h3 wh33l3d sho3s back in+o h33ls. )
MT: I am 16 today, a Proper Adult possibly ready to become a Proper Lady.
MT: I have just the place for them.
MT: And again.
MT: Thank you. They're lovely.
AC: O< Much appr3cia+ion, you'r3 so poli+3. )
AC: O< You'r3 16 sw33ps old!? )
MT: Er.
MT: 16 years old, yes!
AC: O< Wha+'s a y3ar, is +ha+ l3ss or som3+hing. )
MT: A year is... A year.
MT: It's one revolution of the sun.
AC: O< On3 sw33p is around 25 mon+hs. )
MT: Oh, well a year here would be only 12 months.
AC: O< Oh, so you'r3 no+ a grown adul+ living lik3 a child. )
AC: O< +ha+ would b3 cr33py and dis+urbing. )
MT: Oh no no. Though today is an excellent step towards becoming one!
MT: An adult. Not an adult living like a child.
AC: O< You ar3 3ag3r +o grow up +h3n. )
AC: O< Hold on l3+ m3 do +h3 ma+h on +his... )
AC: O< 25, 12, 16, 7.... )
AC: O< Hmm, you'r3 around +h3 sam3 +im3 ag3 as my clos3 fri3nd! I'm old3r +han h3r, so I gu3ss I'm old3r +han you. )
AC: O< D3p3nding on how fas+ you ag3 I gu3ss, is +h3 poin+ of human ma+uri+y and adul+hood a+ 16 y3ars? )
MT: So you see, nothing Inappropriate at all.
MT: And well, it's a little complicated.
AC: O< 3v3ry+hing sor+ of is. )
MT: That's a fair point.
MT: True Adulthood is still 2 years... 1 sweep? Away, at 18.
MT: But 16 is a very important Prepatory Age.
AC: O< Why is +ha+, do you hav3 physical +rials +o 3ndur3 now +o mak3 sur3 you s+ay aliv3? )
MT: Er.
MT: I rather hope not!
MT: Nothing of the sort. I suppose it's the age when one begins to learn the things one needs for adulthood that can't be told to a child.
AC: O< W3ll said. )
AC: O< I don'+ wan+ you off guard for an 3ncoun+3r wi+h your aun+, I b3++3r l3+ you g3+ +o i+. )
AC: O< If +h3r3 is som3 sor+ of +3s+ing ba++l3, I'm sur3 you can win! )
MT: Well, thank you!
AC: O< As long as you'r3 pr3par3d. )
MT: It's a lovely sentiment, even if I hope that there is no manner of brawling.
AC: O< I gu3ss +ha+ physical assaul+ is no+ so prop3r? )
MT: Not usually.
AC: O< Sor+ of an 3asy dividing lin3. )
MT: Though self defense is allowed, according to Lady Kensington's book.
AC: O< Any suck3r who com3s agains+ m3 is gonna g3+ s3lf d3f3ns3 s+abb3d righ+ in +h3 ch3s+. )
AC: O< I+'s only prop3r of m3. )
MT: So cool.
MT: I mean.
MT: Very Proper!
AC: O< Good luck, hav3 a good day. B3 car3ful wh3n you +ry ou+ your n3w gif+s. )
MT: I will.
AC: O< S33 ya. )
MT: And Best of Fortunes to you as well my good friend!
AC has ceased espering MT
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