Salty Dogs Academy Ep. 4

>Day 4 at Salty Dogs Academy
>Bomb threat at the school so class is cancelled
>Everybody automatically assumes it's the resident dune coon Asscobra
>Meerkatz snickers to his group of drooling cronies "Heh... shoulda stacked mp/5"
>Glaston and Sprinklz are slinging shit filled dipes at each other on the playground
>Wambulance pulls up to the school in a lowrider with P-Diddy and T-Pain
>Rolls the window down and the smell of dank cush swathes over the school
>Wambulance says "Hey kids, wanna buy some candy blunts?"