LNPP from thread 87

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Scootaloo"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and writers pass out mid-writing! Now for our main guest...SCOOTALOO!!!

"Hi Pinkie Pie."

>Is school out?

"Oh yeah, totally. Hearth's Warming is going to be awesome. I guess you wouldn't know the school schedule anymore since you stopped ringing the bell."

>That-'s right. I used to ring the bell there for 5 minutes.
Flashback [spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mytqLcvrTu0 [/spoiler]
>Good times.

"...aren't you going to end the show now?"

>Eh, this one is going to be a little longer. I want to give you a little company just in case. Your house seems a little empty.

"You've been to my house?"

>I even know where you sleep!

"...I'm getting stranger danger vibes."

>That came out differently in my head, but relax. Luna watches you sleep, so she probably knows too.

"...I'm leaving now."

>Wait, we were going to sing Silver Bells and-
Scootaloo wakes up. She hears a knock on her door and goes to answer it.

"...Rainbow Dash?"

'Hey squirt. Figured I'd drop by and give you my gift.'

"Best Hearth's Warming ever!"

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Sweetie Belle"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and I keep an eye on the thread! Now for our main guest...Sweetie Belle!!!

"Hiya Pinkie."

>Is a mare not entitled to a little spotlight? No, said my producer, it belongs to the canon characters. No, said the Lord of Chaos, because it will belong to whoever writers feel like giving to. No, said the Princess of the night, stop bothering me. I rejected those answers. Instead I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...Partyland!

Behind Pinkie, the black background changes revealing Partyland rising high into the sky.

"WOW!"

>That's right. Where even you can get the spotlight you deserve and the happiness you need. A great sustainable floating city!

"You mean like Cloudsdale?"

>Even better than Cloudsdale! All are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're pony, unicorn, donkey, cow, changeling, griffon, or minotaur. All of them can enter the gates. Feel free to ask for a job there if you need to. Have some coupons and some free tickets for admission to share. Tell your friends, Partyland is back!
Jingle plays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddGMpxVkzBU
>Every day's great at Partyland~!

Sweetie Belle wakes up and smiles
"Huh...that jingle is kind of catchy."

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Applebloom"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and we get down with the sickness! Now for our main guest...Applebloom!!!

"Hey everypony!"

>Applebloom...

"...Pinkie Pie?"

>Applebloom...

"....Pinkie Pie?"

>Applebloom.

"....Um Pinkie Pie?"

>That's the show, Appleboom!
Pinkie's desk explode causing Applebloom to wake up.

"O-oh...okay."

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[spoiler]So I learned an important lesson. That a nap at 4am will not be just a nap.[/spoiler]
Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"DT"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but lessons were learned! Now for our main guest...DIAMOND TIARA!!!

"Hi."

>Are you and your dad going to have fun during Hearth's Warming?!

"My dad's not...coming home. He's going to be busy."

>Aw...well, at least you're getting presents right?

"Oh a bunch! I can practically swim in it. In fact when I wake up, I will! ...just by myself."

>I have a great idea!
DT wakes up.

"Silver Spoon? What are you doing here?"

'Eh, I had a dream and felt like dropping by. Happy Hearth's Warming.'

In the distance.
>Oho ho ho...

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Silver Spoon"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but the spooks are real! Now for our main guest...SILVER SPOON!!!

"Hello."

>How did it go? Did she laugh?

"No, she thought it was dumb and said to stop hanging around you."

>WHAT!?!

"I thought it was a good pun."

>If at first you don't succeed try try again until she laughs! Be a determinator! That's the end of our show. Catch us next time when I give a gift to a kid.

Silver Spoon wakes up.
"...I'll think of something."

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Spike"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but the party doesn't stop! Now for our main guest...SPIKE!!!
Applause

"Hey hey hey."

Pinkie puts on a beard.
>Hi there little boy. What would you like for Hearth's Warming?

"...why are you wearing-"

>Doesn't the beard look good on me? Now answer.

"...I know, how about-"

>No.

"Why? I didn't even-"

>I know what it is and no. I'll feel like a pedophile. I'm not doing that. Well, that's the end of the show!

Spike wakes up.
"But my balls would be the envy of all."