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たぶんそうじゃないかと思うんです
[Translation] That's probably not the case.
[Actual] That's probably the case.

宇宙人がＤＶＤ観てるのかもっ
[Translation] Maybe he's watching an alien DVD.
[Actual] Maybe the alien is watching a DVD.

過保護なやつはみんなそう言うんだよ
[Translation] But everyone says you are (overprotective).
[Actual] That's what all the overprotective people say.

せっかくの長所も余りある短所に埋没しているのが我が愚妹なのだった。
[Translation] My idiot-of-a-sister's strong point is too strong, and is turning into a bad point instead.
[Actual] Even though my sister actually has a strong point, it's buried by all of her weak points.

……核弾頭が爆発しても知らないからな
[Translation] ......But I don't know when the nuclear warhead will explode.
[Actual] ......If the nuclear warhead explodes, it's not my problem.