Fluffy Pony Pizza

> Watching the big game with some friends and fluffy pony
> Fluffy pony doesn't understand the rules
> She thinks the winner is the team that can hug the football the most
> She still cheers when your team scores, mainly because everyone else in the room cheers, and she wants to join in
> Your friend Dave offers to cook pizza for half time
> Fluffy pony asks to help
> Shoo her away, tell her she knows she's not allowed in the kitchen
> Eat pizza; it tastes really good
> Tell Dave you love his pizza, that you think it's the best thing ever
> Don't see the crestfallen look in fluffy pony's eyes
> A couple of days later, get home from work
> Apartment filled with smoke, horrible burning smell in the air
> Call for fluffy pony
> No answer
> What the hell did she do this time?
> Open windows, let smoke clear
> Open oven
> Find remains of fluffy pony inside
> Lying on her back, covered in what appears to be marinara sauce and a block of cheese
> She just wanted to be pizza so you'd love her more