Cooking, Wing-gasms, Tag, and Massages

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[20:00] <Faerzen[aberrant]> ((it's not a bot))
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[20:01] <Nick_Varnegs> oh
[20:01] <Faerzen[aberrant]> ((kiwi is terrible at that))
[20:01] <Nick_Varnegs> ((i have a pastebin open too))
[20:01] <Faerzen[aberrant]> ((let's hope DC'ing isn't as much of a problem this time around :(
[20:02] <Nick_Varnegs> (( :c))
[20:02] == Faerzen[aberrant] has changed nick to Faerzen_Norstov
[20:03]  * Nick_Varnegs opens the door to the backyard
[20:03] <Faerzen_Norstov> <Nick sees Faerzen gliding and flying back and forth between what appears to be a large wooden box in a tree and the roof of his house>
[20:03] <Nick_Varnegs> ...
[20:04]  * Nick_Varnegs watches is silence as faerzen trains his wings
[20:04] <Nick_Varnegs> *in
[20:04]  * Faerzen_Norstov looks down upon hearing the back door open
[20:04] <Faerzen_Norstov> Oh, hello, Nick!
[20:04] <Faerzen_Norstov> How is the soup coming along?
[20:04] <Nick_Varnegs> hi faerzen
[20:04] <Nick_Varnegs> its almost ready
[20:04] <Faerzen_Norstov> Excellent!
[20:05] <Faerzen_Norstov> I apologize for not helping...... I got rather lost in thought looking at the sky
[20:05] <Faerzen_Norstov> Were you able to get the cookalizer figured out okay?
[20:05] <Nick_Varnegs> want to come inside? you can practice wing stuff later :)
[20:05] <Nick_Varnegs> i may help you if thee wants
[20:05] <Nick_Varnegs> i got the hang of it
[20:06] <Nick_Varnegs> most technology is quite easy to figure out if you watch closely the labels
[20:06]  * Faerzen_Norstov glides down off of the roof, landing near the back garden
[20:06] <Nick_Varnegs> here come inside!
[20:06] <Faerzen_Norstov> Says the person who got assaulted by a shower not too long ago! ;)
[20:07] <Nick_Varnegs> hey!
[20:07] <Nick_Varnegs> it was not my fault
[20:07] <Nick_Varnegs> it just sort of attacked me suddenly!
[20:07] <Faerzen_Norstov> You go ahead and keep telling yourself that.
[20:07] <Faerzen_Norstov> I am pretty sure you accidentally hit the control panel on the wall.
[20:07] <Faerzen_Norstov> It does tend to blend in with the rest of the tiles.
[20:07] <Nick_Varnegs> but it did!... its not that i dont mind the results but...
[20:08] <Nick_Varnegs> ah c'mon! why would i set a shower to such an arbitrarily high number!
[20:08]  * Nick_Varnegs signals faerzen to enter the house
[20:09] <Faerzen_Norstov> Maybe your stray elbow had different thoughts
[20:09]  * Faerzen_Norstov walks towards the back door
[20:09] <Nick_Varnegs> i'll sternly talk to my elbows about their betrayal later
[20:10] <Nick_Varnegs> <as you enter, the smell of vegetables, condiments and... well... food. fills the air>
[20:10] <Faerzen_Norstov> Oooh, that smells delicious!
[20:11]  * Nick_Varnegs smiles "thanks, i sort of improvised just a little"
[20:11] <Nick_Varnegs> i must say you have quite the exotic spices in here!
[20:11] <Nick_Varnegs> or maybe its just... well... time and stuff
[20:12]  * Nick_Varnegs goes to the kitchen and turns off the cookalizer by putting the spinny thing in the null part
[20:13] <Faerzen_Norstov> Oh yes, my father's spice rack is always nice. :)
[20:13] <Faerzen_Norstov> He used to use it all of the time to cook dishes from his travels, but now that he's gone it doesn't see much action....
[20:13] <Nick_Varnegs> oh :-/
[20:14]  * Nick_Varnegs begins opening and closing cabinets looking for something
[20:14] <Faerzen_Norstov> Are you..... looking for something?
[20:14] <Nick_Varnegs> uhhh.... not to bother much but... where do i serve this?
[20:15] <Faerzen_Norstov> Oh, there are bowls over here.
[20:15]  * Faerzen_Norstov walks over to a set of cabinets near the dining table
[20:15]  * Faerzen_Norstov pulls out two bowls and hands them to Nick
[20:15] <Nick_Varnegs> thanks faerzen :)
[20:15] <Nick_Varnegs> alright... how much do you want?
[20:17] <Nick_Varnegs> ((internet?))
[20:17] <Faerzen_Norstov> Well, I was asleep for quite some time since I effectively had two dream-sleeps
[20:17] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> <you are good<
[20:17] <Faerzen_Norstov> So fill the bowl up to the top!
[20:17] <Faerzen_Norstov> I'm sure it will be delicious. Nothing my mother usually cooks smells like this.
[20:18] <Faerzen_Norstov> Which spices did you use?
[20:18] <Nick_Varnegs> im quite sure i used some pepper... bean sprouts and sprayed just a tad bit of other things
[20:19] <Nick_Varnegs> <AT i dont care what you think, this stew is delicious>
[20:19] <Faerzen_Norstov> ((Roo made it IRL so it is))
[20:19]  * Faerzen_Norstov sniffs pot
[20:19] <Faerzen_Norstov> Is that.... coriander?
[20:19] <Nick_Varnegs> i have no idea
[20:19] <Nick_Varnegs> spices were for the rich
[20:19] <Faerzen_Norstov> Hahaha, well I look forward to enjoying it!
[20:19] <Nick_Varnegs> we can eat that right?
[20:20] <Faerzen_Norstov> Of course!
[20:20] <Faerzen_Norstov> Everything in this rack is fully intended for human consumption. :)
[20:20] <Faerzen_Norstov> Except for those cinnamon stick and those cardamom pods
[20:20] <Faerzen_Norstov> You just soak those. Don't actually eat them!
[20:20]  * Nick_Varnegs takes a big spoon and serves faerzen a plate full of veggies, soup and a potato
[20:20] <Nick_Varnegs> ohhhh
[20:21] <Nick_Varnegs> ((i actually added coriander in the irl version of this))
[20:21] <Nick_Varnegs> here you go faerzen :)
[20:21] <Faerzen_Norstov> ((wooooooah))
[20:21] <Faerzen_Norstov> Excellent!
[20:21]  * Nick_Varnegs hands faerzen a nice full bowl of vegetable stew
[20:22]  * Faerzen_Norstov takes the bowl and excitedly hops over to the table to sit down
[20:22] <Faerzen_Norstov> Let me get us some eating spoons
[20:22]  * Nick_Varnegs serves himself a bowl-full of stew
[20:22]  * Faerzen_Norstov pulls some out of the drawer above where the bowls were
[20:23]  * Nick_Varnegs slowly carries his bowl to the table  and takes the seat in front of faerzen
[20:23]  * Faerzen_Norstov sets the other spoon down at the chair opposite the one he sat in
[20:24] <Faerzen_Norstov> Well, shall we?
[20:24] <Nick_Varnegs> after you sir
[20:25]  * Faerzen_Norstov smiles
[20:25]  * Nick_Varnegs smiles back
[20:25] <Faerzen_Norstov> You have no idea how nice it is to hear someone actually call me sir
[20:25] <Faerzen_Norstov> I really am getting quite tired of this "madame" nonsense
[20:26]  * Faerzen_Norstov eats a huge spoonful of soup
[20:26] <Nick_Varnegs> i wonder why this game is so pent up in classifiying you as a woman
[20:26] <Nick_Varnegs> <its delicious>
[20:26]  * Nick_Varnegs takes a spoonfull of soup too
[20:26]  * Faerzen_Norstov shrugs with his mouth full
[20:27]  * Faerzen_Norstov eyes light up, and he points at the soup and then gives a big thumbs up
[20:27]  * Faerzen_Norstov finally swallows
[20:27] <Faerzen_Norstov> This is delicious!
[20:27]  * Nick_Varnegs makes a small celebration
[20:27] <Faerzen_Norstov> I hope you enjoy your adventure into the land of spices
[20:27] <Nick_Varnegs> thanks!
[20:28] <Faerzen_Norstov> I suppose now that I think about it, having such ready access to spices is something to be thankful for
[20:28] <Nick_Varnegs> hurray for the future
[20:28]  * Nick_Varnegs keeps eating
[20:29] <Nick_Varnegs> so tell me, why do YOU think this game thinks you are a girl?
[20:30]  * Faerzen_Norstov laughs, trying not to spray soup everywhere
[20:30]  * Faerzen_Norstov manages to swallow before laughing in earnest
[20:30]  * Nick_Varnegs cant hold back a small laught at faerzen's expression
[20:30] <Faerzen_Norstov> I have no idea!
[20:30] <Faerzen_Norstov> I've never thought of myself as particularly feminine before.
[20:31] <Faerzen_Norstov> It all started with GCS calling me "miss" one time, and then everything went downhill from there
[20:31] <Nick_Varnegs> oh.
[20:31] <Nick_Varnegs> sabath itself seems to be quite obstinated in giving you dresses
[20:31] <Nick_Varnegs> DANGEROUS dresses
[20:32] <Faerzen_Norstov> Yes, not to mention the female dream self
[20:32] <Nick_Varnegs> well... yeah
[20:33]  * Nick_Varnegs continues with his soup
[20:33] <Nick_Varnegs> so.. how was your life before entering?
[20:33]  * Faerzen_Norstov swallows soup
[20:33] <Faerzen_Norstov> Pretty uneventful
[20:34] <Faerzen_Norstov> Well, now that I think about it, everything seems uneventful compared to this twisted game
[20:34] <Faerzen_Norstov> I rather forgot for a moment we had a life before this
[20:34] <Nick_Varnegs> oh...
[20:35] <Faerzen_Norstov> I don't really know what to say? It was quite ordinary?
[20:35] <Faerzen_Norstov> I went to school, I worked in my workshop, I did my homework
[20:35] <Nick_Varnegs> go on
[20:35] <Nick_Varnegs> this is all interesting to me
[20:35] <Faerzen_Norstov> There was always the big NorwayNet/Faucet rivalry that spiced things up from time to time
[20:36] <Faerzen_Norstov> I originally thought that was what had spawned this game, but it appears as though that was false
[20:36] <Faerzen_Norstov> My mom worked at the local university in the computer science department
[20:37]  * Nick_Varnegs stabs the potato floating in soup with the spoon and takes a chunk of it to his mouth
[20:37] <Faerzen_Norstov> In the weeks leading up to the game she always spent long hours at work
[20:37] <Faerzen_Norstov> I never really inquired what the late nights were for, but she seemed to be enjoying her job
[20:38] <Nick_Varnegs> im sure she was
[20:38] <Nick_Varnegs> :)
[20:38] <Faerzen_Norstov> I wish I knew where she was now :(
[20:38] <Faerzen_Norstov> I have no idea where she could have gone!
[20:38] <Nick_Varnegs> ((gimme a minute, i got to change a lightbulb in my room that just stopped working))
[20:39] <Faerzen_Norstov> The sphinx sealed the way below, and last I checked, she didn't have a pair of wings to fly away.
[20:40] <Nick_Varnegs> ((im back))
[20:40] <Nick_Varnegs> hmmm....
[20:40]  * Nick_Varnegs gives a thoughfull stare into his bowl
[20:41] <Nick_Varnegs> ...
[20:41] <Nick_Varnegs> im quite sure she must be SOMEWHERE in here...
[20:42] <Nick_Varnegs> what if the sphynx closed after her passing trough it?
[20:42] <Faerzen_Norstov> Unless she somehow discovered an alternate means of transportation, the only other possibility I can think of is kidnapping
[20:42] <Faerzen_Norstov> Oh, that is actually an idea.
[20:42] <Faerzen_Norstov> I presumed she hadn't gone down there because I explored while she was still asleep and it was full of monsters
[20:43] <Nick_Varnegs> you never know with your.... parents or tutors
[20:43] <Nick_Varnegs> i found lopez inside a sealed dungeon of volcanic glass remember?
[20:43] <Faerzen_Norstov> I suppose that's true.......
[20:43] <Nick_Varnegs> <you see nick's eyes lose focus and him freezing in place for a few seconds>
[20:43] <Faerzen_Norstov> This game does terrible and strange things sometimes
[20:44]  * Faerzen_Norstov reaches across the table and puts his hand on Nick's shoulder
[20:44] <Faerzen_Norstov> We'll set things straight and defeat the game that caused all of this
[20:44]  * Nick_Varnegs 's eyes gain focus once again
[20:44] <Nick_Varnegs> its... okay faerzen
[20:44] <Nick_Varnegs> :)
[20:45] <Faerzen_Norstov> So I've been doing a lot of talking lately, as per usual
[20:45] <Faerzen_Norstov> But I still don't know very much about what it was like to live in the Middle Ages!
[20:45] <Faerzen_Norstov> Other than library fires, that is
[20:46] <Nick_Varnegs> just a question
[20:46] <Nick_Varnegs> WHO STOLE MY FAVORITE CLOAK?!
[20:46] <Nick_Varnegs> franchseco buyed that thing for me!
[20:46] <Faerzen_Norstov> Your favorite cloak?
[20:46] <Faerzen_Norstov> ((is this something Faerzen knows about IG?))
[20:46] <Nick_Varnegs> it was stolen during the fire
[20:47] <Nick_Varnegs> ((not really))
[20:47] <Faerzen_Norstov> That is quite unfortunate
[20:47] <Faerzen_Norstov> :(
[20:47] <Nick_Varnegs> oh :c
[20:47] <Faerzen_Norstov> I must say, your current cloak is most excellent!
[20:48] <Nick_Varnegs> why thanks! it was made with one of franchesco's shields
[20:48]  * Nick_Varnegs gazes at the soup and takes a spoonfull and begins gazing at the ceiling
[20:48] <Nick_Varnegs> so... my life huh?
[20:49] <Nick_Varnegs> for many years it was... wake up... help franchesco in the forge... sleep... occasionally go to the market
[20:50] <Nick_Varnegs> then it was... wake up, make sure no one stole from you, go to the library to work... occassionally sell your art... try to not to get mugged... go to sleep
[20:50] <Faerzen_Norstov> Crime was that much of a problem?
[20:50] <Faerzen_Norstov> :(
[20:51]  * Nick_Varnegs points to the big scar in his cheek
[20:51] <Nick_Varnegs> crime has always been a problem
[20:51]  * Faerzen_Norstov takes a slight intake of breath
[20:51] <Nick_Varnegs> neither awake nor asleep i found much refreshment from my monotonous life... i found solace in drawing and i grew somewhat paranoid after some time
[20:52] <Nick_Varnegs> but i kept on, lopez was there too, and his work also helped us progress trough life
[20:52] <Nick_Varnegs> but i never went on a good mood near the old man
[20:53] <Nick_Varnegs> he got drunk on many occasions and liked to bring wenches which he.... well, you know... in the adjacent rooms
[20:54] <Faerzen_Norstov> Was alcohol a common thing where you were from?
[20:54] <Nick_Varnegs> mead, beer, wine
[20:54] <Nick_Varnegs> there wasn't much to choose from, and im sure im missing a lot of them
[20:54] <Nick_Varnegs> but it was there
[20:55] <Nick_Varnegs> i never got the habit of drinking
[20:55] <Faerzen_Norstov> Mead and fruit wines were quite popular where I was from
[20:55] <Faerzen_Norstov> I was never allowed to :(
[20:55] <Nick_Varnegs> interesting
[20:55] <Nick_Varnegs> trust me, you arent missing much
[20:55] <Faerzen_Norstov> It was actually illegal in most countries for children below a certain age to consume alcohol
[20:56] <Nick_Varnegs> its rather... bitter to say least
[20:56]  * Nick_Varnegs begins laughting
[20:56] <Nick_Varnegs> hahahaha.... oh dear... how times have changed
[20:56] <Nick_Varnegs> wanna know something interesting? i should be married by my age
[20:57] <Faerzen_Norstov> Most people where I'm from don't marry until several years out of university, around age 25
[20:57] <Faerzen_Norstov> Do you want to know something interesting?
[20:57] <Nick_Varnegs> sure
[20:58] <Faerzen_Norstov> About 5-10 years back from my point of view, a large corporation from a continent across the ocean nobody in your land had even heard of yet declared war on the companies here, and there was a devastating conflict through electronic games.
[20:58] <Faerzen_Norstov> Not something you would probably even dream of in your time!
[20:59] <Faerzen_Norstov> Thinking about it, even to me it sounds rather ridiculous
[20:59] <Nick_Varnegs> not really
[20:59] <Nick_Varnegs> it sounds... plausible for the big... corporations? is that some equivalent to a kingdom or a product sourced by a guild? to fight amongst themselves
[21:00] <Faerzen_Norstov> Not even necessarily that
[21:00] <Faerzen_Norstov> More like......
[21:00] <Faerzen_Norstov> Imagine a stand to buy food at
[21:00] <Faerzen_Norstov> But then that stand has multiple stands around the city
[21:00] <Nick_Varnegs> ok
[21:00] <Faerzen_Norstov> and then they have many more stands in the adjacent city
[21:00] <Faerzen_Norstov> And more all over the country
[21:01] <Faerzen_Norstov> A great economic powerhouse, but with absolutely no technical political power
[21:01] <Faerzen_Norstov> Which is why it was so unusual for them to declare war.
[21:01]  * Nick_Varnegs scratches his head and nods
[21:01] <Nick_Varnegs> i get it now
[21:02] <Faerzen_Norstov> What sort of work did you do at the library?
[21:02] <Faerzen_Norstov> Were you able to use it somewhat for your own personal education?
[21:02] <Nick_Varnegs> i learnt most of what i know from there
[21:02] <Faerzen_Norstov> I am quite unfamiliar with the educational systems of your time, other than they were relatively lacking.
[21:02] <Nick_Varnegs> i helped ms.arreyel organizing books
[21:03] <Nick_Varnegs> she was a kind... but strict lady with a passion for books
[21:03] <Nick_Varnegs> in a secret room of the library she kept those tomes banned by churches and other powers
[21:04] <Nick_Varnegs> and you are right, my education, as rather lacking as it may be by today's standards was quite advanced by my time
[21:04] <Faerzen_Norstov> Working at that library was a great opportunity then!
[21:04] <Faerzen_Norstov> Were you ever able to see the contents of that room?
[21:05] <Nick_Varnegs> i did but once! ms arreyel showed me a couple days before everything started
[21:05] <Nick_Varnegs> there were multiple books about science, and the stars
[21:05] <Nick_Varnegs> books banned for their nefarious purposes
[21:05] <Nick_Varnegs> books of all kinds
[21:06] <Nick_Varnegs> ... franchesco liked to read too... he had these weird texts of glossy paper that he said he got from caravans
[21:06] <Faerzen_Norstov> It saddens me to hear of how the sciences were shunned
[21:06] <Nick_Varnegs> me too
[21:06] <Faerzen_Norstov> But much of that astrology nonsense wasn't actually science at all
[21:07] <Nick_Varnegs> well....
[21:07] <Faerzen_Norstov> What sort of texts did he obtain?
[21:07] <Nick_Varnegs> i have no idea, i was little at the time
[21:08] <Nick_Varnegs> dad was a rather odd fellow... a smith, he didn't drink by normal cups of lead, but instead made his own of iron and blowed glass... he washed them every once in a while with alcohol
[21:08] <Nick_Varnegs> they told me many times dad was crazy... but he was good
[21:10] <Nick_Varnegs> he boiled water before using it normally... he said he was rather preocuppied of getting sick
[21:10] <Faerzen_Norstov> It sounds like he was, from what you've told me of him
[21:10] <Nick_Varnegs> i wonder what that was about
[21:10] <Faerzen_Norstov> Well, boiling water in your time was a *very* good thing to do!
[21:10] <Nick_Varnegs> really?
[21:10] <Faerzen_Norstov> It sounds like he was a very smart man, despite what people may have thought of him
[21:10] <Nick_Varnegs> :)
[21:11] <Faerzen_Norstov> Many forms of sickness and disease are caused by very, very small organisms, nowhere near visible to the naked eye
[21:11] <Faerzen_Norstov> Boiling water usually kills any of them present in the water, making it safer to drink
[21:11] <Nick_Varnegs> once again, you have to give me a course on science one day
[21:12] <Faerzen_Norstov> :)
[21:13] <Nick_Varnegs> he teached me to read, to write and to use this unwildly weapon called glaive... he made me one after i set my specibus to it by accident
[21:13]  * Nick_Varnegs decaptchalogues his glaive
[21:13] <Nick_Varnegs> i must say i have grown quite fond of all he has taught me
[21:13] <Faerzen_Norstov> It sounds like he was also a great teacher
[21:14] <Faerzen_Norstov> You have definitely learned from him well!
[21:14] <Nick_Varnegs> :)
[21:14]  * Nick_Varnegs stares into his now empty bowl
[21:14] <Nick_Varnegs> i wonder what happened to him...
[21:15]  * Nick_Varnegs puts the glaive against the table
[21:15] <Faerzen_Norstov> What do you mean?
[21:15] <Faerzen_Norstov> I don't mean to pry into painful memories
[21:16] <Faerzen_Norstov> But you make it sounds as though something unknown occurred
[21:16] <Nick_Varnegs> <you notice nick's eyes lose focus once again>
[21:16] <Nick_Varnegs> he sort of... dissapeared one day...
[21:16] <Nick_Varnegs> they told me he was killed...
[21:16] <Faerzen_Norstov> Disappeared?
[21:16] <Faerzen_Norstov> I'm sorry to hear that :(
[21:17] <Faerzen_Norstov> I shouldn't have asked, don't worry about it
[21:17]  * Nick_Varnegs closes his eyes for a moment
[21:17] <Nick_Varnegs> dad, are you coming back anytime soon? i hope the king rewards you for your works...
[21:18] <Nick_Varnegs> you are the best smith there is, im sure he can and will give thou quite a hefty amount of coins
[21:19] <Nick_Varnegs> i just want you to come back safe...
[21:19]  * Nick_Varnegs opens his eyes
[21:19] <Nick_Varnegs> w-want some more soup?
[21:20] <Nick_Varnegs> faerzen?
[21:21] <Faerzen_Norstov> <you see Faerzen standing next to you holding out a bowl of soup>
[21:22]  * Faerzen_Norstov puts his other hand on Nick's shoulder and sets the half-full bowl down in front of Nick
[21:22] <Nick_Varnegs> ill... serve more
[21:22] <Faerzen_Norstov> No, I shall take care of it, don't move an inch :)
[21:22]  * Faerzen_Norstov returns to the kitchen to fill up his own bowl now that Nick's is taken care of
[21:22] <Nick_Varnegs> ... how... how long was i...
[21:23]  * Faerzen_Norstov returns with a half-bowl of soup
[21:23]  * Nick_Varnegs puts the glaive back down in his card
[21:24] <Nick_Varnegs> thanks faerzen :)
[21:24]  * Nick_Varnegs takes the bowl with both hands
[21:24] <Nick_Varnegs> im sorry for being so rude but i need to chug down something other than food
[21:24] <Faerzen_Norstov> I put the leftovers in the refirgeratifier, so we can eat it whenever
[21:25]  * Nick_Varnegs gulps the whole bowl in a swift movement
[21:25] <Nick_Varnegs> once again... sorry
[21:25]  * Faerzen_Norstov laughs
[21:25] <Faerzen_Norstov> Don't worry about it!
[21:25] <Faerzen_Norstov> My mother isn't here to sarcastically chastise us on manners
[21:25] <Faerzen_Norstov> So have at it ;)
[21:26] <Nick_Varnegs> :D
[21:27]  * Nick_Varnegs looks around with a calm face
[21:28] <Nick_Varnegs> so... are you trying to make your wings stronger?
[21:28] <Faerzen_Norstov> Well, I was, yes
[21:28] <Faerzen_Norstov> I am still trying to get used to this.
[21:28] <Faerzen_Norstov> The muscles were very fragile when they first...... grew.
[21:29] <Nick_Varnegs> hmmm... mind if i see again?
[21:29] <Faerzen_Norstov> ...sure.
[21:29]  * Nick_Varnegs raises from his chair and goes behind faerzen
[21:29] <Faerzen_Norstov> I'll simply finish my soup here while you look.
[21:29] <Nick_Varnegs> me puts his hand in the space between faerzen's wings ((on his back))
[21:30]  * Faerzen_Norstov shivers slightly
[21:31] <Nick_Varnegs> still sensible i see...
[21:31] <Nick_Varnegs> would you mind moving them a little? im not an expert on whatever this field is called but i want to see something
[21:31]  * Faerzen_Norstov swallows mouthful of soup
[21:31] <Faerzen_Norstov> Y-Yes, I should say they are
[21:31]  * Faerzen_Norstov shivers as Nick moves his hand
[21:32] <Faerzen_Norstov> W-What would you like me to do?
[21:32] <Nick_Varnegs> just a gentle flapping movement, as if you were going to take flight
[21:33]  * Faerzen_Norstov scoots chair back from table
[21:33] <Faerzen_Norstov> Here, let me get some room first
[21:33]  * Faerzen_Norstov begins gently flapping his wings, careful not to knock anything over
[21:34]  * Nick_Varnegs slowly moves his hand trough faerzen's back, feeling every muscle and nerve moving and flexing
[21:35]  * Nick_Varnegs slowly beggins feeling up into faerzen's wings, making his way to the more feathered parts
[21:35] <Nick_Varnegs> interesting....
[21:36]  * Faerzen_Norstov shudders as Nick moves his hand across his back
[21:36]  * Faerzen_Norstov blushes slightly and his wing movements become less fluid
[21:36] <Faerzen_Norstov> W-What is intriguing?
[21:36]  * Nick_Varnegs slowly removes his hands and puts his ear between both wings
[21:37]  * Faerzen_Norstov jumps slightly at the tickling sensation of Nick's hair and briefly freezes
[21:37]  * Faerzen_Norstov continues slowly moving his wings
[21:38] <Nick_Varnegs> really interesting...
[21:38] <Nick_Varnegs> now... im sorry about this... but in a scale of 1 to 10... how sensible is this?
[21:38]  * Nick_Varnegs runs his finger through the bone that connects faerzen's wing to his back
[21:39]  * Faerzen_Norstov shakes quite visible again
[21:39] <Faerzen_Norstov> V--
[21:39]  * Faerzen_Norstov swallows
[21:39]  * Nick_Varnegs applies some small pressure to a possible joint near the base of the wing
[21:39] <Faerzen_Norstov> Very.
[21:39] <Faerzen_Norstov> It's almost li--Ahhhhhh!
[21:40]  * Faerzen_Norstov intakes a sharp breath
[21:40]  * Nick_Varnegs stops appliying pressure
[21:41] <Nick_Varnegs> your heart... i can feel it beating
[21:41] <Nick_Varnegs> on every inch of your wings
[21:41] <Nick_Varnegs> faintly... but its there
[21:42] <Faerzen_Norstov> W-Well.....
[21:42] <Faerzen_Norstov> T-That's g--
[21:42]  * Faerzen_Norstov swallows again
[21:42] <Faerzen_Norstov> good, isn't it?
[21:43] <Nick_Varnegs> its good... it means your wings are alive... and connected to the system that makes blood flow trough you
[21:43] <Nick_Varnegs> you look visibly shaken...
[21:43] <Nick_Varnegs> too much right?
[21:43] <Faerzen_Norstov> N-No.....
[21:43] <Faerzen_Norstov> It a-actually felt quite pleasant
[21:43]  * Nick_Varnegs slowly presses his index finger on the base of the wings once again
[21:43] <Nick_Varnegs> really?
[21:43] <Faerzen_Norstov> It's j-just so new, those nerves haven't been used much y--Ahhhh!
[21:44] <Nick_Varnegs> how so?... please describe it to me
[21:44]  * Faerzen_Norstov 's wings quiver
[21:44]  * Faerzen_Norstov blushes heavily
[21:44] <Faerzen_Norstov> Ummmmmm.....
[21:45] <Faerzen_Norstov> I-I don't really know how......
[21:45] <Faerzen_Norstov> It's......
[21:45]  * Nick_Varnegs slowly begins running his fingers trough the wings
[21:45]  * Faerzen_Norstov shuts his eyes and takes a couple breaths, enjoying the feeling
[21:45] <Nick_Varnegs> just tell me if you want me to stop
[21:45] <Faerzen_Norstov> very pleasing
[21:46] <Faerzen_Norstov> Almost like....
[21:46] <Faerzen_Norstov> You know when you scratch an itch?
[21:46] <Nick_Varnegs> that itch you cannot ever reach?
[21:46] <Faerzen_Norstov> That very nice feeling that kind of just makes you want to sigh with relief and curl into a ball of happy mush?
[21:46] <Faerzen_Norstov> Yeah
[21:46]  * Faerzen_Norstov hums softly
[21:47] <Faerzen_Norstov> Mmmm
[21:47] <Faerzen_Norstov> That doesn't do it justice, but......
[21:47] <Faerzen_Norstov> Yeah, I'll leave it at that
[21:47]  * Nick_Varnegs keeps his hand and ear pressed into faerzen's back... running his fingers and caressing the feathers
[21:49]  * Nick_Varnegs places his other hand on faerzen's chest, to feel his heart
[21:49]  * Faerzen_Norstov sighs again
[21:49]  * Faerzen_Norstov 's pulse is quite elevated
[21:50]  * Nick_Varnegs sort of realizes what he is doing
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[21:51] <Nick_Varnegs> <you can feel nick's face radiating warmth, he is blushing heavily>
[21:51]  * Faerzen_Norstov continues sitting there with his eyes shut, a relaxed smile on his face
[21:51]  * Nick_Varnegs applies just slightly more pressure to his movements, feeling every detail of the wings
[21:52]  * Faerzen_Norstov begins extending his wings towards their maximum span, as if stretching them
[21:53]  * Nick_Varnegs separates his head from faerzens back and begins running his hand trough the gap between both wings
[21:55]  * Nick_Varnegs removes his other hand from faerzen's heart and runs it trought the other wing
[21:55]  * Faerzen_Norstov lets out a long breath, leaning forward and putting his head on his arms, which are crossed on the tabletop
[21:56]  * Nick_Varnegs can feel faerzen's heartbeat on every part of the wings, running both his hands on the bases of both wings
[21:58]  * Nick_Varnegs applies slight pressure to his fingers, as if they were walking around the surface of faerzen's back and wings
[21:58]  * Faerzen_Norstov shifts his weight, moving his feet to a more comfortable position under the chair
[21:58]  * Faerzen_Norstov and his wings suddenly freeze
[21:58] <Faerzen_Norstov> Oh! Ummm, Nick?
[21:59]  * Nick_Varnegs looks confused
[21:59] <Faerzen_Norstov> Uh..... sorry, but could you... hold off for a moment?
[21:59]  * Nick_Varnegs removes his hands from both wings
[21:59] <Nick_Varnegs> sure
[21:59] <Faerzen_Norstov> I just realized it's.... uhhhh getting a bit much
[21:59] <Faerzen_Norstov> It is very relaxing, but I just realized I'm.......
[21:59]  * Nick_Varnegs is blushing heavily
[21:59]  * Faerzen_Norstov abruptly stands up, turning away from Nick
[21:59] <Faerzen_Norstov> Illberightbackbye
[21:59] <Nick_Varnegs> wait...
[21:59] <Nick_Varnegs> oh.
[22:00]  * Faerzen_Norstov wraps his wings around himself and bolts up the staircase
[22:00] <Faerzen_Norstov> <Faerzen seemed to be blushing horribly>
[22:00]  * Nick_Varnegs says to himself "did we just..."
[22:01]  * Nick_Varnegs keeps muttering to himself "that was... something... QUITE something"
[22:01]  * Faerzen_Norstov comes back down the stairs after about a minute
[22:02] <Faerzen_Norstov> Wow, Nick, I...... can hardly walk right now....
[22:02] <Faerzen_Norstov> You.....
[22:02]  * Faerzen_Norstov lets out a long breath
[22:02] <Nick_Varnegs> <you can see nick stumbling over his words>
[22:02] <Faerzen_Norstov> could be quite the masseuse
[22:03] <Nick_Varnegs> ...ill... ill keep that in mind
[22:03] <Faerzen_Norstov> Is.... something wrong?
[22:03] <Nick_Varnegs> no?
[22:03]  * Faerzen_Norstov plops down in his armchair by the Eva-fireplace
[22:03] <Nick_Varnegs> im not sure
[22:04]  * Faerzen_Norstov looks perplexed, but doesn't have enough energy to turn around and look at Nick
[22:04] <Faerzen_Norstov> What does that mean?
[22:04] <Nick_Varnegs> did... i... sort of.... nevermind
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[22:05] <Nick_Varnegs> its just that....
[22:05] <Nick_Varnegs> ...how the fuck do i say this in a delicate manner?!...
[22:05]  * Faerzen_Norstov blushes again, happy his head is hidden by the armchair
[22:06] <Faerzen_Norstov> Uhhh.....
[22:06] <Nick_Varnegs> ok... lets say... stuff happened
[22:06] <Faerzen_Norstov> Don't worry about it.
[22:06] <Faerzen_Norstov> Just don't worry about it.
[22:06] <Faerzen_Norstov> You are wonderful at giving massages.... and that is that.
[22:06] <Nick_Varnegs> i... ok
[22:07] <Nick_Varnegs> lets leave it at that
[22:08] <Faerzen_Norstov> Eva, show us Vøringfossen
[22:08] <Faerzen_Norstov> <you see this http://www.world-of-waterfalls.com/images/Voringsfossen_031L.jpg appear on the wall above the "fireplace">
[22:09] <Nick_Varnegs> thats... beautiful
[22:09]  * Faerzen_Norstov lets out a satisfied sigh
[22:09] <Faerzen_Norstov> Yeah, this place is beautiful
[22:09] <Nick_Varnegs> is that were you lived?
[22:09] <Faerzen_Norstov> It was about an hour from my house by airmobile
[22:10] <Faerzen_Norstov> It was my favorite location to go to relax
[22:11] <Nick_Varnegs> i would have loved to see it
[22:11] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> <Makeout point>
[22:11] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> <Confirmed>
[22:11] <Faerzen_Norstov> Well, that's why it's here
[22:11]  * Faerzen_Norstov gestures to the wall showing the waterfall
[22:11] <Nick_Varnegs> <you notice nick still looks quite... flustered>
[22:11] <Nick_Varnegs> yeah....
[22:12] <Nick_Varnegs> ... so...
[22:12] <Nick_Varnegs> weren't we... going to practice that flying thing?
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[22:13] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> <Awwww>
[22:13]  * Faerzen_Norstov slowly pulls himself out of the soft embrace of the armchair back
[22:13]  * Faerzen_Norstov turns to Nick
[22:13] <Faerzen_Norstov> Oh, yes, I suppose we were
[22:13] <Faerzen_Norstov> Hmmmmmmm
[22:14]  * Nick_Varnegs looks even more flustered
[22:15] <Faerzen_Norstov> What's wrong?
[22:15] <Faerzen_Norstov> Did you change your mind on the flying thing?
[22:15] <Faerzen_Norstov> Here, let's go!
[22:15] <Faerzen_Norstov> It'll be fun!
[22:15]  * Faerzen_Norstov gets up out of armchair and hops over next to Nick, putting his arm around Nick's shoulders
[22:15]  * Faerzen_Norstov begins pulling Nick toward the back workshop door
[22:15] <Nick_Varnegs> ._.
[22:16]  * Nick_Varnegs is pulled against its will into the workshop
[22:16] <Faerzen_Norstov> Nick, I am quite literally pulling you out the door at the moment
[22:16] <Faerzen_Norstov> Come on!
[22:16] <Faerzen_Norstov> Is something wrong?
[22:17] <Nick_Varnegs> errr.... ill be upfront about it
[22:17] <Nick_Varnegs> body stuff
[22:17] <Faerzen_Norstov> Oh, are your wings not feeling up to it?
[22:17] <Faerzen_Norstov> I didn't think that was possible, given how they're.... spectral and all
[22:17] <RWB> <you blew it>
[22:17] <Nick_Varnegs> n-no... itsjustthatisortof
[22:18] <Faerzen_Norstov> But okay, if you don't want to go flying we don't have to
[22:18] <Nick_Varnegs> lets.... lets go
[22:18] <Faerzen_Norstov> Oh?
[22:18] <Faerzen_Norstov> Make up your mind Nick!
[22:18]  * Faerzen_Norstov releases Nick's shoulder
[22:18]  * Faerzen_Norstov stands facing Nick
[22:19] <Faerzen_Norstov> What would you like to do
[22:19] <Faerzen_Norstov> I'm not pushing you either way
[22:19] <Faerzen_Norstov> Okay, just tell me. None of these stumbling confusion games
[22:19] <Faerzen_Norstov> Whatever you want to do is fine
[22:20] <Nick_Varnegs> ....
[22:20] <Nick_Varnegs> <you can see nick shaking>
[22:20] <Faerzen_Norstov> Okay, Nick, it's not that hard
[22:20] <Faerzen_Norstov> Inside or outside
[22:20] <Faerzen_Norstov> Only two choices
[22:20] <Nick_Varnegs> lets say... in a nice delicate way... that that massage was quite something for me too
[22:21] <Nick_Varnegs> and that we should keep with the flying stuff now
[22:21] <Faerzen_Norstov> Well, I should say it was something!
[22:21] <Faerzen_Norstov> Something is a pretty all-encompassing word, and you certainly seemed quite engrossed in my feathers
[22:22] <Faerzen_Norstov> You basically just stood there moving your hands back and forth.
[22:22] <Faerzen_Norstov> Okay, but outside it is?
[22:22] <Faerzen_Norstov> You don't seem terribly excited about anything at the moment.
[22:22] <Nick_Varnegs> y-yes...?
[22:23]  * Faerzen_Norstov looks down over his glasses at Nick
[22:23] <Faerzen_Norstov> ?
[22:23] <Faerzen_Norstov> That was not a very firm answer, Nick
[22:23] <Nick_Varnegs> why is this so fucking hard....
[22:24] <Nick_Varnegs> lets just go outside ok?
[22:24] <Faerzen_Norstov> Okay!
[22:24]  * Faerzen_Norstov grabs Nick's hand and pulls him outside
[22:24]  * Nick_Varnegs is pulled outside
[22:25]  * Nick_Varnegs decaptchalogues his mask
[22:25]  * Faerzen_Norstov looks up at the vibrant orange, red, and yellow sky, sighing in content
[22:25] <Faerzen_Norstov> It's so beautiful out here!
[22:25] <Nick_Varnegs> yes it is
[22:25] <Nick_Varnegs> its a nice combination
[22:26] <Nick_Varnegs> instead of my purplish pink sky
[22:26] <Faerzen_Norstov> Okay, so where do we start? I simply climbed up this ladder earlier, but surely there's an easier way to get up using our wings.
[22:26] <Faerzen_Norstov> I don't know if my wings are strong enough for that yet
[22:26]  * Nick_Varnegs puts on the mask
[22:26]  * Nick_Varnegs closes his eyes for a second
[22:26] <Nick_Varnegs> trust me they are
[22:26] <Nick_Varnegs> alright... start with a gentle movement first
[22:27]  * Faerzen_Norstov raises an eyebrow
[22:27] <Nick_Varnegs> and pick up speed from there
[22:27] <Faerzen_Norstov> Oh?
[22:27] <Faerzen_Norstov> I tried hovering earlier, but that takes significantly more power than gliding
[22:27] <Nick_Varnegs> look... i know mine are not the same but...
[22:28] <Nick_Varnegs> remember when you outstretched your wings?
[22:28] <Faerzen_Norstov> Yes, that felt wonderful!
[22:28] <Nick_Varnegs> they were hard as solid steel... now, do that moveme-
[22:28]  * Nick_Varnegs stumbles over his words again
[22:28] <Nick_Varnegs> do... that thing.
[22:28]  * Faerzen_Norstov smirks and raises an eyebrow at Nick
[22:29] <Faerzen_Norstov> Okay, I'll do my best
[22:29] <Nick_Varnegs> im sure you will
[22:29]  * Faerzen_Norstov tries hovering again now that he's had some practice with his wings
[22:30] <Nick_Varnegs> alright... ample movements faerzen
[22:30] <Nick_Varnegs> you stretch them and then you pull them towards you
[22:31] <Nick_Varnegs> making sure to do it in a rather slow movement
[22:31] <Faerzen_Norstov> But if I stretch them out too far, I'll fall!
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[22:31] <Faerzen_Norstov> I don't know if my wing muscles are strong enough for such a wide stroke, but I'll give it a go
[22:31] <Faerzen_Norstov> If I hurt myself, I blame you!
[22:32]  * Faerzen_Norstov extends wings further in his flaps in an attempt to gain more leverage to move himself upwards
[22:32] <Nick_Varnegs> nononon, you got to keep the pace, maintain the movement swift and elegant
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[22:32] <`DICE> If I don't belong in this channel type 'leave'.
[22:32] <`DICE> Use 'join #<channelname>' to move me to another channel. Use 'roll <die>' to roll.
[22:32] <Nick_Varnegs> you stretch them out, and pull them in again
[22:32] <Nick_Varnegs> in... and out... in... and out
[22:32] <Nick_Varnegs> keep the rythmn
[22:33]  * Faerzen_Norstov begins ascending
[22:33] <Faerzen_Norstov> I... *huff* I.... think it's working!
[22:33] <Nick_Varnegs> yes! that's it! keep it up!
[22:33] <Nick_Varnegs> you almost got it!
[22:33] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> *Thwacking sound of beating wings fills the air*
[22:33]  * Faerzen_Norstov approaches the roof of his room on top of his house
[22:33] <Faerzen_Norstov> Almost.... there!
[22:34]  * Faerzen_Norstov plops down on the roof
[22:34] <Faerzen_Norstov> Yesss!
[22:34] <Faerzen_Norstov> Whew, that was quite a workout!
[22:34] <Nick_Varnegs> that was... perfect!
[22:34] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> Faerzen is filled with a profound sense of satisfaction
[22:34] <Faerzen_Norstov> I must say I have your massage to thank for getting these wings ready to go!
[22:35] <Nick_Varnegs> ehhh..... dont mention it
[22:35] <Faerzen_Norstov> Are you going to come here and join me up top?
[22:35] <Nick_Varnegs> ;)
[22:35] <Faerzen_Norstov> How... do you move your wings?
[22:35] <Nick_Varnegs> ill.. try, i dont want to seem unable to fly after all that
[22:35]  * Nick_Varnegs summons his wings
[22:35] <Faerzen_Norstov> They don't seem to be physical body parts
[22:35] <Nick_Varnegs> for me... its a movement with my mind
[22:36] <Nick_Varnegs> i picture every piece... every singular feather and i give it movement
[22:36] <Faerzen_Norstov> That sounds difficult.
[22:36] <Nick_Varnegs> but on an on on itself... its the same movement
[22:36] <Faerzen_Norstov> I suppose that makes sense
[22:37] <Nick_Varnegs> when your mind is a tangled mess its rather easy to conjure up complications in itself
[22:37] <Faerzen_Norstov> What are you waiting for?
[22:37] <Faerzen_Norstov> You're still standing down there, Nick.
[22:37]  * Nick_Varnegs attempts to fly up to faerzen
[22:37]  * Nick_Varnegs is too flustered to actually fly in a decent way
[22:37] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> roll to get yourself up there
[22:37] <`DICE> ATtheorytime[Huelicopter] rolled to get yourself up there error: malformed expression
[22:37] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> (Athletics)
[22:38] <Nick_Varnegs> roll 1d20+3 ((gave it 3 points if im remembering correctly))
[22:38] <`DICE> Nick_Varnegs rolled 1d20+3 ((gave it 3 points if im remembering correctly)) [ 1d20=6 ]{9}
[22:38] <Faerzen_Norstov> ((niiiiice ;) ))
[22:38] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> Nick shakily stutters his way to the roof, but he just can't get it up
[22:39] <Nick_Varnegs> nope... its just not happening
[22:39] <Faerzen_Norstov> ((it's +2, btw))
[22:39] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> It being his body of course
[22:39] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> Nick starts dropping limply
[22:39] <Nick_Varnegs> ((at!))
[22:39] <Faerzen_Norstov> ((lololol))
[22:39] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> *drooping
[22:39] <Faerzen_Norstov> ((I would expect nothing less))
[22:40] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> His wings start giving out
[22:40] <Nick_Varnegs> i swear this never happens
[22:40] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> Faerzen better help get them back up there
[22:40] <Faerzen_Norstov> You said you use your mind to move your wings?
[22:40] <Nick_Varnegs> its rather hard to maintain flight when you are as... ehem.
[22:40] <Faerzen_Norstov> You seem rather preoccupied at the moment.
[22:40] <Faerzen_Norstov> Perhaps that is why you are having trouble?
[22:41] <Nick_Varnegs> its rather hard maintaining my concentration
[22:41]  * Faerzen_Norstov stretches his wings while sitting on the edge of the roof to prevent cramps
[22:41] <Faerzen_Norstov> Well yes, that is precisely what I just said, Nick.
[22:41] <Nick_Varnegs> its not preocupattion of any kind
[22:42] <Faerzen_Norstov> Oh?
[22:42]  * Nick_Varnegs attempts to fly up but barely manages to even summon his wings
[22:42] <Nick_Varnegs> for fuck's sake this is ridiculous
[22:42]  * Faerzen_Norstov smirks
[22:43] <Faerzen_Norstov> Yes, I must say you're giving quite the show from up here!
[22:43] <Nick_Varnegs> why thank you! its basically your fault that i can even muster words at the moment!
[22:43] <Faerzen_Norstov> MY fault?
[22:44] <Faerzen_Norstov> All I'm doing is sitting here!
[22:44] <Nick_Varnegs> well....
[22:44]  * Faerzen_Norstov stretches wings again
[22:44] <Nick_Varnegs> to be more especific
[22:44] <Nick_Varnegs> its MY fault for doing stuff
[22:44] <Faerzen_Norstov> Nick, you're doing it again
[22:44] <Faerzen_Norstov> You are making no sense
[22:45] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> *Nick's eyes are drawn to Faerzen's beautiful outstretched wings*
[22:45] <Nick_Varnegs> i never make sense but that's not the point
[22:45] <Nick_Varnegs> its just that....
[22:46]  * Nick_Varnegs keeps stretching the word "that"
[22:46] <Faerzen_Norstov> Okay, Nick, the sense you are making has been a strictly decreasing function of time this afternoon
[22:46] <Faerzen_Norstov> I fear where this is headed
[22:46] <Faerzen_Norstov> Am I to expect a bowl of oatmeal on the porch tomorrow?
[22:47] <Nick_Varnegs> i think my sense of mind stopped making sense after a ceirtain moment
[22:47]  * Nick_Varnegs 's eyes glow a hint of yellow
[22:47]  * Nick_Varnegs attempts to fly once again
[22:47] <Nick_Varnegs> roll 1d20+2 athletics
[22:47] <`DICE> Nick_Varnegs rolled 1d20+2 athletics [ 1d20=17 ]{19}
[22:48] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> Nick gets it up.... So to speak
[22:48]  * Nick_Varnegs jumps and in a swift movement of wings reaches the roof
[22:48] <Faerzen_Norstov> Aha, finally!
[22:48] <Nick_Varnegs> you said something?
[22:48] <Faerzen_Norstov> Well, I said many things
[22:48] <Nick_Varnegs> ok look... its hard... to express this whole dilemma
[22:49] <Faerzen_Norstov> Is that so?
[22:49] <Nick_Varnegs> and i know you have been secretly taunting me for it
[22:49] <Nick_Varnegs> or atleast suspect it
[22:49] <Faerzen_Norstov> What are you talking about?
[22:49] <Nick_Varnegs> but...
[22:49] <Nick_Varnegs> i think you know what im talking about
[22:50]  * Faerzen_Norstov raises a single questioning eyebrow
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[22:51] <Nick_Varnegs> ...i liked massaguing your back
[22:51] <Nick_Varnegs> that's the simplest way i can say it
[22:51] <Nick_Varnegs> there was just something...
[22:52]  * Faerzen_Norstov looks at Nick over his glasses again
[22:52] <Faerzen_Norstov> ....yes?
[22:52] <Nick_Varnegs> there was just something... that made my blood rush when i was caressing your wings... i felt... alive during those moments... more than i had ever felt
[22:53] <Faerzen_Norstov> Ever?
[22:53] <Nick_Varnegs> im not sure how to describe it
[22:54] <Nick_Varnegs> recicling your words... it was like scratching an itch
[22:54] <Faerzen_Norstov> Are you saying you've been itching to feel my wings like that?
[22:55] <Nick_Varnegs> err....
[22:55] <Nick_Varnegs> i.
[22:55] <Nick_Varnegs> <you can see nick's wings dissapearing once again>
[22:56] <Faerzen_Norstov> Okay.....
[22:56] <Faerzen_Norstov> I'll take that as a yes.
[22:56] <Nick_Varnegs> ...
[22:57]  * Nick_Varnegs awkwardly aproaches faerzen and captchalogues his mask once again
[22:57] <Nick_Varnegs> im such a fucking creep
[22:57]  * Faerzen_Norstov stands up
[22:57] <Faerzen_Norstov> ?
[22:58] <Nick_Varnegs> just.... GODFUCKING DAMMIT IM NOT GOOD FOR THIS THINGS
[22:58]  * Nick_Varnegs grabs faerzen's head and pulls him in for a kiss
[22:58]  * Faerzen_Norstov falls backwards off the edge of the roof before Nick can grab him
[22:58]  * Faerzen_Norstov laughs brightly
[22:58] <Faerzen_Norstov> You'll have to catch me first!
[22:59] <Nick_Varnegs> god FUCKING... DAMMIT!
[22:59]  * Faerzen_Norstov glides around the back yard, coming to rest atop the treehouse
[22:59]  * Nick_Varnegs re-summons his wings
[22:59]  * Nick_Varnegs attempts once again to do the attempt to fly up to faerzen
[22:59] <Nick_Varnegs> ((should i roll again?))
[23:00] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> <Yeah>
[23:00] <Nick_Varnegs> roll 1d20+2
[23:00] <`DICE> Nick_Varnegs rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=18 ]{20}
[23:00] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> <You do it>
[23:00]  * Nick_Varnegs tacklepounces faerzen
[23:01]  * Faerzen_Norstov leaps off the treehouse as Nick approaches, and dives down, gliding over the garden into the front yard
[23:02]  * Nick_Varnegs dives down in a swift movement
[23:02]  * Faerzen_Norstov leaps out from around the corner of the front of the house as Nick passes by
[23:02] <Faerzen_Norstov> roll for grapple 1d20-1
[23:02] <`DICE> Faerzen_Norstov rolled for grapple 1d20-1 error: malformed expression
[23:02] <Faerzen_Norstov> roll 1d20-1 for grapple
[23:02] <`DICE> Faerzen_Norstov rolled 1d20-1 for grapple [ 1d20=6 ]{5}
[23:02] <Faerzen_Norstov> ((lol))
[23:03] <Nick_Varnegs> no you are not!
[23:03] <Faerzen_Norstov> ((so gud))
[23:03] <Nick_Varnegs> roll for counter grapple
[23:03] <`DICE> Nick_Varnegs rolled for counter grapple error: malformed expression
[23:03] <Nick_Varnegs> roll 1d20
[23:03] <`DICE> Nick_Varnegs rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=16 ]{16}
[23:03] <Faerzen_Norstov> ((my grapple completely missed))
[23:03] <Faerzen_Norstov> ((I didn't even grab you))
[23:03] <Faerzen_Norstov> ((so you don't need to counter))
[23:03] <Nick_Varnegs> ((i grappled YOU))
[23:03] <Faerzen_Norstov> ((Faerzen basically dove out from around the corner trying to grab you and just wiffed as you flew by))
[23:04] <Faerzen_Norstov> ((oh))
[23:04] <Faerzen_Norstov> ((jokes))
[23:04] <Faerzen_Norstov> ((that misses too))
[23:04] <Nick_Varnegs> ((wait what?))
[23:04] <Faerzen_Norstov> ((AC 17, dude))
[23:04] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> <Nick grapples Faerzen>
[23:04] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> <STR check, not against AC>
[23:05] <Nick_Varnegs> ((at really wants this to happen doesn't he?))
[23:05] <Faerzen_Norstov> ((I thought you had to roll to hit, and then you contested strengths))
[23:05] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> <HOWEVER>
[23:05] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> <Dress is deactivated at this stage>
[23:05] <Faerzen_Norstov> ((that's what you said in skype earlier today too))
[23:05] <Faerzen_Norstov> ((and anion and wabit))
[23:05] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> <No, It is STR vs Athletics or DEX>
[23:06] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> <No roll to hit>
[23:06] <Faerzen_Norstov> ((that's not what you guys said earlier, but okay ;) ))
[23:06] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> <I'm your DM and that is how I am playing it>
[23:06] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> Roll 1d4 Dress
[23:06] <`DICE> ATtheorytime[Huelicopter] rolled 1d4 Dress [ 1d4=3 ]{3}
[23:06] <Nick_Varnegs> ((did i grapple or not?))
[23:06] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> <Yes>
[23:06] <Faerzen_Norstov> ((I mostly just wanted to see how badly you want this to happen))
[23:06] <Faerzen_Norstov> ((lel))
[23:06] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> <Get shocked sucka>
[23:06] <Nick_Varnegs> OH FUCK the dress
[23:07] <Nick_Varnegs> so... where were we faerzen?
[23:07] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> <Nick has taken like 20 damage from that Dress now>
[23:07] <Nick_Varnegs> ((yes))
[23:08] <Faerzen_Norstov> Let me see.....
[23:08] <Faerzen_Norstov> You were being awkward and confused
[23:08] <Faerzen_Norstov> That sounds about right.
[23:08] <Nick_Varnegs> and then i went in for a kiss?
[23:08]  * Faerzen_Norstov squirms in Nick's grip
[23:09] <Nick_Varnegs> and you flew around
[23:09] <Nick_Varnegs> ...and more stuff happened
[23:09] <Faerzen_Norstov> roll 1d20+4 acrobatics
[23:09] <`DICE> Faerzen_Norstov rolled 1d20+4 acrobatics [ 1d20=20 ]{24}
[23:10] <Nick_Varnegs> ah c'mon!
[23:10] <Faerzen_Norstov> ((damn straight))
[23:10]  * Faerzen_Norstov runs over the the bench in the front yard by the flowers
[23:11]  * Faerzen_Norstov plops down, with an exhausted exhale of breath
[23:11]  * Nick_Varnegs chases after faerzen
[23:11]  * Nick_Varnegs is breathing heavily too
[23:11]  * Faerzen_Norstov stretches wings and arms
[23:11] <Nick_Varnegs> so... you give up?
[23:12]  * Nick_Varnegs keeps breathing heavily
[23:12] <Faerzen_Norstov> That has me pretty beat!
[23:12] <Faerzen_Norstov> Oh, no, I don't give up.
[23:12] <Faerzen_Norstov> I'm just letting you win :)
[23:12]  * Nick_Varnegs aproaches faerzen
[23:13] <Faerzen_Norstov> Doesn't seem like you're having any problems anymore with flying, though!
[23:13] <Nick_Varnegs> a different sort of concentration was all i needed... ;)
[23:13] <Nick_Varnegs> now... where i was?
[23:13]  * Nick_Varnegs goes in for the kiss
[23:14]  * Faerzen_Norstov reciprocates
[23:14]  * Nick_Varnegs grabs ahold of faerzen's wings
[23:15] == ATtheorytime[Huelicopter] has changed nick to KE
[23:15]  * Faerzen_Norstov pulls back with a smile, patting the bench seat next to him
[23:15] <Faerzen_Norstov> Sit!
[23:15] <Faerzen_Norstov> :)
[23:16]  * Nick_Varnegs sits next to faerzen
[23:16] <Faerzen_Norstov> Feeling better now?
[23:16] <Nick_Varnegs> franqly id rather keep this on
[23:17] <Nick_Varnegs> but...
[23:18] <Faerzen_Norstov> ?
[23:18] <Nick_Varnegs> it depends on what you think... are you up to one of my massages?
[23:18] <Faerzen_Norstov> Another one? Right now?
[23:19] <KE> <Faerzen, remember to disable Armor ;)>
[23:19] <Nick_Varnegs> was one of them too much for you?
[23:19] <Faerzen_Norstov> I.... don't know if that's the best idea at the moment
[23:19]  * Faerzen_Norstov blushes slightly
[23:19] <Nick_Varnegs> are you... still sensible?
[23:20] <Faerzen_Norstov> I would imagine I still probably am
[23:20]  * Faerzen_Norstov reaches his hand behind his back to between his shoulder blades
[23:20]  * Nick_Varnegs smirks and raises an eyebrow
[23:20]  * Faerzen_Norstov sharply intakes breath
[23:21] <Faerzen_Norstov> Yes, that was... a correct assessment.
[23:22]  * Nick_Varnegs gives a faint laught
[23:22] <Nick_Varnegs> i really worked you out didn't i?
[23:22] <Faerzen_Norstov> I don't exercise terribly often!
[23:23] <Faerzen_Norstov> I run sometimes, but that mostly trains endurance, not the strength you need to support yourself on wings
[23:23]  * Nick_Varnegs thinks "endurance? it didn't seem like it"
[23:24] <Nick_Varnegs> so... what do you want to do?
[23:24] <Faerzen_Norstov> That is precisely what I was just about to say!
[23:24]  * Nick_Varnegs raises his eyebrows
[23:24] <Faerzen_Norstov> I know it may not seem like it, but there was a reason I did all that :)
[23:24] <Faerzen_Norstov> One, to test to see how my wings would respond in situations that would require quick action
[23:24] <Nick_Varnegs> oh.
[23:25] <Faerzen_Norstov> And two, to see how you are in terms of flying
[23:25] <Faerzen_Norstov> It seems as though both of those points are in order enough to move forwards :)
[23:25] <Faerzen_Norstov> We need to go exploring! :D
[23:25] <Nick_Varnegs> and to see me flailing around like an adorable doofus?
[23:25] <Nick_Varnegs> you forgot that one
[23:25] <Faerzen_Norstov> Well, that was a pleasant side effect, yes ;)
[23:26] <Nick_Varnegs> hehehehehe... i would love to go adventuring with you...
[23:26]  * Faerzen_Norstov gestures with his arms in a wide sweep
[23:26] <Faerzen_Norstov> Out there.....
[23:26] <Faerzen_Norstov> I have never been out there, but we will need to go exploring
[23:26] <Nick_Varnegs> would you mind if i take a cold shower first? i feel like i got worked out too
[23:26] <Nick_Varnegs> ((brb))
[23:27] <Faerzen_Norstov> I know not where it is hidden, but there is a key out there somewhere for a set of doors blocking my progress in this tower
[23:27] <Faerzen_Norstov> ((oh bb))
[23:30] <Nick_Varnegs>  ((im back))
[23:30] <Nick_Varnegs> doors?
[23:32] <Nick_Varnegs> mind if i see them?
[23:32] <Nick_Varnegs> after our short break of course?
[23:37] <Faerzen_Norstov> ((hi))
[23:37] <Faerzen_Norstov> ((im back))
[23:37] <Faerzen_Norstov> ((you said brb so I brb))
[23:38] <Faerzen_Norstov> I can show them to you if you wish
[23:38] <Faerzen_Norstov> They are really quite boring though, actually
[23:38] <Faerzen_Norstov> They are completely devoid of any intriguing features, other than a keyhole :(
[23:38] <Nick_Varnegs> eh...maybe later then
[23:39] <Nick_Varnegs> so... what do you say about the break?
[23:39] <Faerzen_Norstov> I think that sounds like a fine plan
[23:39] <Faerzen_Norstov> You said you want a cold shower?
[23:39] <Faerzen_Norstov> A *cold* one?
[23:39] <Nick_Varnegs> yes
[23:39] <Nick_Varnegs> and urgently
[23:39] <Faerzen_Norstov> Isn't it cool enough out here?
[23:40]  * Faerzen_Norstov looks worried
[23:40] <Nick_Varnegs> no its not
[23:40] <Faerzen_Norstov> Urgently? Is something the matter?
[23:40] <Faerzen_Norstov> Are you not feeling well or something?
[23:40]  * Faerzen_Norstov places his hand on Nick's forehead
[23:40] <Nick_Varnegs> ...my bodily temperature is high
[23:40] <Nick_Varnegs> and im used to cold water anyways
[23:40]  * Faerzen_Norstov slowly withdraws his hand
[23:41] <Faerzen_Norstov> Yes, I must agree with you there. You're burning up!
[23:41] <Nick_Varnegs> like a flame
[23:41] <Nick_Varnegs> now if you excuse me... i'll be back in a few
[23:42]  * Nick_Varnegs begins elegantly walking towards the house
[23:42]  * Faerzen_Norstov remains on the bench, looking at the sky
[23:42] <Faerzen_Norstov> Nick!
[23:42] <Nick_Varnegs> yes?
[23:42] <Faerzen_Norstov> I just remembered something
[23:43]  * Faerzen_Norstov turns around holding out his hand
[23:43]  * Nick_Varnegs turns towards faerzen
[23:43]  * Faerzen_Norstov decaptchalogues the yellow flower (N - NITROGEN)
[23:44] <Faerzen_Norstov> This is the flower I picked when we were talking earlier.
[23:44] <Faerzen_Norstov> I want to say thank you again :)
[23:44]  * Nick_Varnegs gives a faint smile and aproaches faerzen
[23:45] <Nick_Varnegs> yes? what do you think about that flower?
[23:46]  * Nick_Varnegs places a hand on faerzens shoulder and gives him a reassuring smile
[23:48] <Faerzen_Norstov> The stem is a little beat up from my nervous tics
[23:48] <Faerzen_Norstov> But the blossom on top is still beautiful despite that
[23:48] <Nick_Varnegs> :)
[23:48]  * Faerzen_Norstov reaches up and sticks in in the collar of Nick's sweater
[23:50]  * Nick_Varnegs carefully takes the flower and sketches it both in his regular book, as in his captchaloguing book
[23:50] <Nick_Varnegs> ill keep it forever faerzen
[23:50] <Nick_Varnegs> no matter what
[23:51] <Nick_Varnegs> ...
[23:52] == PuzzlingHistorian [PuzzlingHi@71-89-76-192.dhcp.bycy.mi.charter.com] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
[23:52] <Faerzen_Norstov> ((sorry my roommate bothered me about stuff))
[23:52] <Faerzen_Norstov> Hahaha, forever?
[23:53] <Faerzen_Norstov> I highly doubt it will last that long, but I appreciate the sentiment :)
[23:53] <Nick_Varnegs> in that case ill also keep the code!
[23:53] <Nick_Varnegs> so i can make a new one
[23:54] <Nick_Varnegs> this flower is staying with me faerzen ;)
[23:54] <Faerzen_Norstov> :)
[23:54] <Faerzen_Norstov> Okay, now go take your miserably freezing shower
[23:55]  * Nick_Varnegs enters the house and goes upstairs
[23:55]  * Nick_Varnegs takes a deep breath as he undresses himself and enters the shower
[23:56]  * Faerzen_Norstov waits until Nick is inside before getting up and following
[23:56]  * Faerzen_Norstov makes his way quietly up towards his room
[23:57]  * Nick_Varnegs is currently too occupied with his shower to hear anything
[23:57]  * Faerzen_Norstov pauses outside the bathroom to see if Nick is okay
[23:57]  * Faerzen_Norstov nods upon not hearing any terrible screams or blasts of water and heads upstairs to his room
[23:58] <KE> <aw>
[23:58] <Faerzen_Norstov> ==end?==
[23:58] <Nick_Varnegs> sure?
[23:58] <Nick_Varnegs> i dunno?
[23:58] <Nick_Varnegs> unless you wanna keep doing stuff this is okay for me
[23:59] <Faerzen_Norstov> I can continue if you want too
[23:59] <Faerzen_Norstov> I don't really have anything to do now, lel
[23:59] <Nick_Varnegs> do YOU want to keep roleplaying?
[23:59] <Nick_Varnegs> lel
[23:59] <Faerzen_Norstov> okay
[23:59] <Faerzen_Norstov> what kind of question is that?
[23:59] <Nick_Varnegs> i have no idea
[00:00] <Nick_Varnegs> i was just saying ill go if you go
[00:00] <Nick_Varnegs> ((back IC))
[00:01] <Faerzen_Norstov> ((okay, lol))
[00:01] <KE> Faerzen
[00:01]  * Nick_Varnegs thinks "you got to control yourself kid, this is ridiculous even for you, taking a cold ration of water just for getting a little steamy?"
[00:01] <KE> <Just get in the shower with him :P>
[00:01] <Faerzen_Norstov> <already did that last time :P>
[00:01] <Nick_Varnegs> ((fact: nick doesn't know what fapping is... he is litterally there in the cold water))
[00:02] <Nick_Varnegs> ((i wanted to... state that... for some awkward reason))
[00:02]  * Faerzen_Norstov strides over to his bed, gathering the sheets in a ball and grimacing and the blood and dirt smears
[00:02]  * Faerzen_Norstov makes his way downstairs to his mothers bedroom, standing outside the door to the bathroom
[00:03]  * Nick_Varnegs stays in the shower
[00:03]  * Faerzen_Norstov knocks on the door
[00:03] <Faerzen_Norstov> Nick?
[00:04] <Nick_Varnegs> ...
[00:04] <Nick_Varnegs> yes?
[00:04] <Faerzen_Norstov> I'm going to clean the dirt and blood off of these sheets, and I wanted to grab your clothes too since they're horribly dirty
[00:04] <Nick_Varnegs> just... go for it
[00:04] <Faerzen_Norstov> I don't want to wash anything else with your bloody jacket and sweater
[00:05] <Faerzen_Norstov> Did you want to hand them to me or...?
[00:05] <Faerzen_Norstov> I can go bring you a change of clothes too so you have something to wear :P
[00:05] <Nick_Varnegs> im sure they will be fine... just grab the codes in case of
[00:06] <Faerzen_Norstov> Where in the bathroom are there? I'll just dash in quickly and drab them.
[00:06] <Faerzen_Norstov> *are they
[00:06] <Nick_Varnegs> on the counter thing
[00:07] <Faerzen_Norstov> All right. I'm coming in, okay?
[00:07] <Nick_Varnegs> okay
[00:07] <KE> <Inb4 Faerzen sneak peek>
[00:07]  * Faerzen_Norstov opens door and quickly moves to the counter by the sink
[00:07] <Nick_Varnegs> <you see nick standing naked under the cold water, his head down and both his arms pressed against one of the walls of the shower>
[00:08]  * Faerzen_Norstov glances over to Nick
[00:08] <Faerzen_Norstov> The shower working okay this time?
[00:08]  * Faerzen_Norstov grabs clothes from the counter
[00:08] <Nick_Varnegs> yes it is... just what i needed to cool off
[00:08] <Faerzen_Norstov> Where.... is your jacket?
[00:08] <Nick_Varnegs> ...
[00:08] <Faerzen_Norstov> Oh, here it is
[00:08] <Nick_Varnegs> it should be there
[00:09] <Faerzen_Norstov> It fell on the floor
[00:09] <Nick_Varnegs> oh
[00:09]  * Faerzen_Norstov scoops up jacket
[00:09]  * Nick_Varnegs stops the water
[00:10] <Nick_Varnegs> that feels... much better
[00:10] <Faerzen_Norstov> Oh, are you done already?
[00:10]  * Faerzen_Norstov quickly leaves room
[00:10] <Faerzen_Norstov> Here, let me get you that change of clothes
[00:10]  * Nick_Varnegs exits the shower and dries himself up
[00:11]  * Faerzen_Norstov drops clothes off downstairs in the cleansing machine
[00:11]  * Nick_Varnegs exits the bathroom with a towel around his waist
[00:11]  * Faerzen_Norstov dashes upstairs to get a collared shirt, a pair of plaid pants, some boxer briefs, and a pair of clean socks
[00:12]  * Faerzen_Norstov returns to his mother's bedroom to see Nick
[00:12] <Faerzen_Norstov> Here you are!
[00:12] <Nick_Varnegs> here i am
[00:12] <Faerzen_Norstov> I figured a pair of shorts and a short sleeved shirt would help keep you cooler in the future
[00:12] <Faerzen_Norstov> So these will hopefully help.
[00:12]  * Faerzen_Norstov exits his mother's bedroom, shutting the door behind him
[00:13]  * Nick_Varnegs tries on the clothing
[00:26] <Nick_Varnegs> hey faerzen... im not so sure about this
[00:27] <Faerzen[aberrant]> <you hear no response>
[00:27] <Nick_Varnegs> its kind of.... tight
[00:27] <Nick_Varnegs> faerzen?
[00:28]  * Faerzen[aberrant] puts the clothes into the cleaning machine in the garage, selecting the appropriate detergents on the dials
[00:28]  * Nick_Varnegs removes the clothing articles and goes ouside in  just the boxer briefs
[00:29]  * Faerzen[aberrant] gathers the sheets together, sniffing them to see how dirty they are
[00:29]  * Faerzen[aberrant] quickly withdraws in disgust, shoving them inside the machine with the clothes
[00:29] <KE> <Unless if Faerzen wears some other kind of undies...>
[00:29]  * Nick_Varnegs makes his way downstairs
[00:29] <Faerzen[aberrant]> ((those are the particular undies Faerzen grabbed for Nick))
[00:29] <KE> <ok>
[00:30]  * Faerzen[aberrant] starts machine and heads into the living room
[00:30] <Faerzen[aberrant]> ((technically, I think Faerzen was wearing salmon boxers before, so he has both kinds))
[00:30] <KE> <Headcanon is that Faerzen has sexy underwear collection Elsa bought him :P>
[00:30] <Faerzen[aberrant]> ((oh bb))
[00:31] <Nick_Varnegs> <you see nick wearing just underwear standing in the middle of the living room>
[00:31]  * Faerzen[aberrant] walks into the kitchen and begins tidying up after the soup expedition
[00:31]  * Faerzen[aberrant] freezes after he picks up a pot, seeing Nick standing there
[00:31] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Uhhhhh..... is something the matter?
[00:32] <Nick_Varnegs> your clothes dont fit me well
[00:32] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Well yes, I'm a bit smaller than you, so that's to be expected
[00:32] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Unfortunately, I don't have any alternatives
[00:32] <Nick_Varnegs> oh.
[00:32] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I figured it would be better with shorts and a short sleeve t shirt because the smallness wouldn't be as noticeable
[00:33] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Unless you want to try my mother's clothes on, but I must adamantly refuse that idea
[00:33] <Faerzen[aberrant]> That would be beyond strange and I never want to see you in those
[00:33] <Nick_Varnegs> maybe i need to get on a diet
[00:33] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Really?
[00:33] <Faerzen[aberrant]> No you don't!
[00:33] <Nick_Varnegs> and that would be just plain strange
[00:33] <Nick_Varnegs> yes i do!
[00:33]  * Faerzen[aberrant] walks over to Nick
[00:33] <Nick_Varnegs> look at this!
[00:34]  * Faerzen[aberrant] pokes Nick in the chest, and walks around behind him, pinching at the skin on his back
[00:34] <Faerzen[aberrant]> This
[00:34] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Is not fat
[00:34]  * Nick_Varnegs inflates his stomach
[00:34] <Nick_Varnegs> what are you talking about! im like a barrel
[00:34] <Faerzen[aberrant]> -.-
[00:35]  * Faerzen[aberrant] playfully smacks Nick in the center of his back
[00:35] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Come on, Nick!
[00:35] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Seriously? :P
[00:35]  * Nick_Varnegs laughts
[00:35] <Nick_Varnegs> want me to try them on then?
[00:36] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Did you not already?
[00:36] <Nick_Varnegs> i did
[00:36] <Nick_Varnegs> you want to see mr.fatty?
[00:36] <Faerzen[aberrant]> You're not fat!
[00:36] <Faerzen[aberrant]> You're just taller than I am so things don't fit!
[00:36] <Nick_Varnegs> its ridiculous! how long have you not used this clothes?
[00:37] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Those? Those are my actual clothes!
[00:37]  * Nick_Varnegs squeezes the shorts on and barely is able to close the button
[00:37] <Nick_Varnegs> see? and now that i closed them i can barely walk!
[00:38] <Nick_Varnegs> let alone take them off
[00:38] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Well what else are you going to do?
[00:38] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Go fight monsters in my underwear?
[00:38] <Nick_Varnegs> i dont know? do you have any ideas?
[00:38] <Faerzen[aberrant]> That sounds highly inadvisable
[00:39] <Nick_Varnegs> i could probably do it
[00:39] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Seriously?
[00:39] <Faerzen[aberrant]> You would be so exposed!
[00:39]  * Nick_Varnegs decaptchalogues and puts on his cloak of shields
[00:40] <Nick_Varnegs> look at me! am i not a majestic warrior?
[00:40] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Okay, now you just look ridiculous
[00:40] <Faerzen[aberrant]> :P
[00:40]  * Nick_Varnegs decaptchalogues his glaive and poses
[00:40] <KE> *Nick starts chafing*
[00:40] <Nick_Varnegs> what does thou mean?
[00:40] <KE> *dost
[00:41] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Okay, there is absolutely no way you are being serious right now
[00:41] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Here, let's see if I have any more... flexible clothing options
[00:41]  * Nick_Varnegs attempts to remove the shorts
[00:42] <KE> *RIPPP*
[00:42]  * Faerzen[aberrant] LE SIGH
[00:42] <Nick_Varnegs> holy shit im so sorry :c
[00:42] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I liked those shorts almost as much as these!
[00:42] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Oh well
[00:43] <Nick_Varnegs> really... ill stop fooling around now
[00:43] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Okay, well we will have about an hour before your clothes are washed and dry
[00:44] <Nick_Varnegs> what until then?
[00:44] <Faerzen[aberrant]> We can either find something else for you to wear or just wait around
[00:44] <Nick_Varnegs> id prefer the latter... as to not break more pieces of your clothing
[00:46]  * Nick_Varnegs sits down on the nearest chair
[00:46] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Very well then
[00:47]  * Faerzen[aberrant] goes to put the rest of the utensils in the dishwashifier
[00:47] <Nick_Varnegs> mind if i help you?
[00:47] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Oh, don't worry about it
[00:47] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I'm done already
[00:47] <Faerzen[aberrant]> We have machines to clean dishes!
[00:47] <Nick_Varnegs> that sounds wonderfull :3
[00:48]  * Faerzen[aberrant] returns to the den and stands behind Nick's chair, watching the waterfall on the wall
[00:48] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It really is
[00:48] <Nick_Varnegs> so... what do you normally do when you are bored?
[00:48]  * Faerzen[aberrant] begins rubbing Nick's shoulders from behind his chair
[00:48] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I don't care what you say, you're not fat
[00:48] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Feel this!
[00:49] <Nick_Varnegs> i was just messing with y- nghh
[00:49] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Fat is.... well, fat is Byron to be honest
[00:49] <Nick_Varnegs> careful i got smashed against some walls multiple times
[00:50] <Nick_Varnegs> ...
[00:50] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Oh fuck
[00:50] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Sorry!
[00:50] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I forgot about that!
[00:50]  * Nick_Varnegs relaxes
[00:51] <Nick_Varnegs> nah... its okay... just be careful around the bruised areas
[00:51]  * Faerzen[aberrant] moves his hands up to Nick's head and massages his head
[00:51] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Is this okay?
[00:51] <KE> <Yo, Faerzen, ping me when Clothes Wash and Dryifier finishes>
[00:51] <Faerzen[aberrant]> My father used to do this to me before I went to bed
[00:51]  * Faerzen[aberrant] runs his fingers through Nick's black hair, massaging his scalp with his fingers
[00:51] <Nick_Varnegs> its... relaxing
[00:52] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Sometimes it helps when I have headaches
[00:52] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I can't say it is going to compare at all to your massaging skills, but it's the least I can do
[00:52]  * Nick_Varnegs doesn't gives out a response... you can hear him murmur something that sounded like "yes it does"
[00:53]  * Nick_Varnegs tries to nod
[00:54]  * Nick_Varnegs fails at doing so
[00:54] <Faerzen[aberrant]> How was your shower?
[00:54] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I'm sorry for stealing your clothes like that, but they really were a mess
[00:55]  * Nick_Varnegs concentrates and manages to answer
[00:55] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Just wearing them once on those sheets put them down for the count too ;)
[00:55] <Nick_Varnegs> woah
[00:56] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Hmm?
[00:56] <Nick_Varnegs> nothing... it jusssttt.... just feels good to have someone touching my hair
[00:57] <Nick_Varnegs> its... relaxing
[00:57] <Nick_Varnegs> like... a calm
[00:57] <Nick_Varnegs> ... you were asking about my shower?.... it was.... fine
[00:58] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Oh, that reminds me!
[00:58] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I don't suppose you have ever heard of menthol before, have you?
[00:58] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Or perhaps spearmint?
[00:58] <Nick_Varnegs> huhhhhh?
[00:59] <Nick_Varnegs> the second i know....
[00:59] <Nick_Varnegs> the first.... remains a mystery
[00:59] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Here, let me grab something from the bathroom
[00:59] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Prepare to be amazed!
[00:59]  * Nick_Varnegs snaps out of the hair rubbing trance
[01:00] <Nick_Varnegs> did you say something? i think i heard something about my shower
[01:00]  * Faerzen[aberrant] heads upstairs to the bathroom and grabs a jar of the menthol vapor rub stuff
[01:00]  * Faerzen[aberrant] quickly heads downstairs
[01:00] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Did you say something?
[01:00] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Sorry, I was upstairs
[01:00] <Nick_Varnegs> im not sure
[01:00] <Faerzen[aberrant]> o_o
[01:01] <Nick_Varnegs> lets say that i like having my hair messed with
[01:01] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Well then, I shall continue shortly
[01:01] <Faerzen[aberrant]> But first!
[01:01] <Faerzen[aberrant]> This should help with your sore muscles and bruises
[01:01] <Nick_Varnegs> but not in  the way you like your massages ;)
[01:01] <Nick_Varnegs> it will?
[01:02] <Faerzen[aberrant]> What's that supposed to mean?
[01:02] <Nick_Varnegs> i think you know
[01:02] <Nick_Varnegs> anyways
[01:02] <Nick_Varnegs> what was that about menthol?
[01:02] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Hey, now!
[01:02] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It's not *my* fault my wings are sensitive!
[01:03] <Nick_Varnegs> its my fault that i was caressing them
[01:03] <Faerzen[aberrant]> You were the one who kept massaging anyways
[01:03] <Nick_Varnegs> but you were teasing me for it afterwards
[01:03] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Oh, so you finally figured it out?
[01:03] <Nick_Varnegs> im not that dense
[01:03] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It really wasn't that hard to notice, given how you were acting ;)
[01:04] <Nick_Varnegs> well... yeah
[01:04] <Faerzen[aberrant]> You could have just asked to leave for a while and save yourself the embarrassment you know!
[01:04] <Nick_Varnegs> lets just keep on with that menthol stuff
[01:04] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I was just trying to have a bit of fun; I wasn't expecting you to go along with it *that* long
[01:04] <Nick_Varnegs> good point
[01:05] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Uhhh, yeah
[01:05] <Faerzen[aberrant]> good point. Menthol
[01:05] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Anyway, menthol is a both a muscle relaxant and a numbing agent
[01:06] <Nick_Varnegs> ill add wing rubbing to the list of things i shouldn't do to faerzen... right on top of the tickles
[01:06] <Nick_Varnegs> ok... so what do i do with this thing?
[01:06]  * Faerzen[aberrant] opens jar, and scoops a small amount of the ointment on a couple fingers
[01:06] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Let me know if it hurts, okay? I don't want to press too hard
[01:07] <Nick_Varnegs> just go on
[01:07]  * Faerzen[aberrant] dabs a bit around Nick's shoulders and then hold his hand in front of his face
[01:07] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Smell this
[01:07] <Nick_Varnegs> *sniff*
[01:07] <Nick_Varnegs> smells... fresh
[01:07] <Faerzen[aberrant]> <it smells really strongly of menthol, like that vapor rub stuff if you know what that is>
[01:08] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Here
[01:08] <Nick_Varnegs> ((yeah))
[01:08] <Nick_Varnegs> ((i just gave a simple response))
[01:08]  * Faerzen[aberrant] begins gently massaging the ointment into Nick's shoulders, being careful around the large, purple bruises
[01:08] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It should ease the pain of the bruises and sore muscles
[01:09] <Nick_Varnegs> thanks faerzen
[01:09] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Plus, with so much of it spread around your upper body, you will be breathing in the vapors of the ointment as well
[01:09] <Nick_Varnegs> wait what?
[01:09] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Hmm?
[01:09] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Oh!
[01:10] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Don't worry, the vapors aren't bad or hallucinogenic or anything of that sort.
[01:10] <Nick_Varnegs> i was getting worried in here :I
[01:10] <Faerzen[aberrant]> If you were very congested, it would help clear your airways
[01:10] <Faerzen[aberrant]> But you're not sick right now so it doesn't really do anything other than smell nice
[01:11]  * Nick_Varnegs waits around as faerzen applies menthol to him
[01:12]  * Faerzen[aberrant] continues, moving down Nick's back, rubbing ointment and massaging to ease the tension
[01:12] <Nick_Varnegs> so...
[01:13] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Wow, you have some tight knots here!
[01:13] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Yes?
[01:13] <Nick_Varnegs> nothing
[01:13] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Are you sure?
[01:14] <Nick_Varnegs> yes... i was just wondering something
[01:14]  * Faerzen[aberrant] moves his hands along Nick's back, arriving at Nick's upper arms after obtaining a bit more ointment
[01:14] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Yes?
[01:15] <Nick_Varnegs> no, just unrelated stuff, related to irrelevant matters
[01:15] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Well, we weren't really talking about anything, so nothing is unrelated now!
[01:16] <Faerzen[aberrant]> If I can share any knowledge with you, I'd love to.
[01:16] <Faerzen[aberrant]> What is weighing on your mind?
[01:16] <Nick_Varnegs> have you dated anyone before?
[01:16] <Nick_Varnegs> i was wondering that
[01:16]  * Faerzen[aberrant] reaches his hands around to Nick's front, applying ointment and massaging to his upper chest
[01:17] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Ah.
[01:17] <Faerzen[aberrant]> The answer to that question is.... yes.
[01:17] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Only once, but yes.
[01:18] <Nick_Varnegs> oh...
[01:18] <Faerzen[aberrant]> She was another student in my school who lived in town
[01:18]  * Nick_Varnegs gives a small nod
[01:18] <Faerzen[aberrant]> She wanted to study biology
[01:18] <Faerzen[aberrant]> when she got to university
[01:18] <Nick_Varnegs> i see...
[01:19]  * Faerzen[aberrant] 's hands slow as he thinks and recounts, idly rubbing around Nick's pectorals
[01:19] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Then she moved away
[01:19] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Across the sea to Copenhagen
[01:19] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Something about her parents' jobs or something.....
[01:20] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I never really saw her again after that
[01:20] <Nick_Varnegs> oh.
[01:20] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I don't suppose she's alive anymore with the meteors and all.....
[01:21] <Nick_Varnegs> i dont know what to say faerzen i...
[01:21]  * Faerzen[aberrant] hands suddenly liven up again
[01:21] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Oh no, don't worry about me, I was getting carried away there
[01:21]  * Nick_Varnegs is surprised by the hands
[01:21] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Haha, you have goosebumps everywhere now!
[01:22] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I guess this really is cooling you off
[01:22] <Nick_Varnegs> it tickles!
[01:22]  * Faerzen[aberrant] applies a little more ointment to Nick's abdomen
[01:23] <Faerzen[aberrant]> There you go
[01:23] <Faerzen[aberrant]> You can rub that last bit in some more if you want, but I can't really reach it from back here
[01:23] <Nick_Varnegs> its okay
[01:23] <Nick_Varnegs> its okay...
[01:24]  * Nick_Varnegs stays in silence for a few seconds
[01:25]  * Faerzen[aberrant] puts the cap back on the jar of ointment
[01:25] <Nick_Varnegs> how did this thing came into existance?
[01:25] <Faerzen[aberrant]> What thing?
[01:25] <Nick_Varnegs> the ointment!
[01:25] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Oh!
[01:25] <Nick_Varnegs> the menthol thingy you just rubbed all over me
[01:25] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Well, menthol has been around for a long time
[01:26] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I believe it is a substance that was first isolated from plants
[01:26] <Faerzen[aberrant]> But now it's made synthetically
[01:26] <Nick_Varnegs> interesting
[01:26] <Faerzen[aberrant]> There are large factories that make these jars of ointment en mass, along with many other products
[01:27] <Nick_Varnegs> i see...
[01:27] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Are you feeling tingly yet?
[01:27] <Nick_Varnegs> so...what now that im all sticky from this thing?
[01:27] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I find this ointment tends to do that to me
[01:28] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Oh, your body will absorb it shortly
[01:28] <Nick_Varnegs> it somewhat tickles
[01:28] <Faerzen[aberrant]> As it dries, the cooling and numbing will probably make your upper body feel rather tingly, but after it dries, there shouldn't be anything left on your skin other than a faint odor
[01:29] <Nick_Varnegs> sounds good to me
[01:29] <Nick_Varnegs> now
[01:29]  * Nick_Varnegs turns around
[01:30] <Nick_Varnegs> how do i look with all my upper body covered in this thing?
[01:30] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Ummmm, pretty normal?
[01:30] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Your torso is a bit shiny
[01:31] <Faerzen[aberrant]> And your hair is all standing on end because of the chill
[01:31] <Nick_Varnegs> oh god you were right... IT TINGLES
[01:31] <Faerzen[aberrant]> So your goosbumps and these perky things (flicks one of your nipples) are all standing up
[01:31] <Faerzen[aberrant]> But I only noticed because I just put the ointment on
[01:32] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It's really not easy to see at all
[01:32] <Nick_Varnegs> hey! watch it!
[01:32] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Just relax and enjoy the ointment and your clothes will be ready soon
[01:32]  * Nick_Varnegs covers his nipples
[01:32]  * Faerzen[aberrant] smirks
[01:33] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Okay, now I can start my list of things Nick doesn't like
[01:33] <Nick_Varnegs> and what are you going to add?
[01:33] <Nick_Varnegs> apart from nipple flicking motions?
[01:33] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Well, that
[01:34] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Just sit here by the "fireplace" enjoying the tingling, and I'll be back
[01:34] <Nick_Varnegs> a rather short list if you ask me
[01:34] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I'm just going to put these clothes away that you don't want to wear
[01:34] <Nick_Varnegs> want?
[01:34] <Nick_Varnegs> i broke them faerzen
[01:35] <Nick_Varnegs> i broke your clothes... how does that even-
[01:35] <Nick_Varnegs> nevermind
[01:35]  * Faerzen[aberrant] grabs in-tact shirt and heads upstairs
[01:36]  * Nick_Varnegs chills out by the "fire"
[01:37] <KE> <Reminding Faerzen to ping me when checking clothes washer/drier>
[01:37]  * Faerzen[aberrant] searches through drawers to find the spot for this color shirt
[01:38]  * Faerzen[aberrant] receives a ping on his e-glasses from the cleanifier downstairs
[01:38]  * Nick_Varnegs keeps feeling tingly as menthol dries
[01:38]  * Faerzen[aberrant] continues searching for the right drawer....
[01:39]  * Faerzen[aberrant] walks downstairs through the kitchen into the garage
[01:39]  * Nick_Varnegs lightly runs his hands trough his bruises, seeing the sensibility
[01:39]  * Faerzen[aberrant] spends a while in the garage folding the clothes and sheets
[01:42] <KE> As Faerzen opens up the Dryifier, she notices that... Oh no
[01:42] <KE> Nick's clothes are all pink
[01:42] <KE> And at that bottom of the drier
[01:42] <KE> A pair of Elsa's red panties
[01:42] <KE> <Or mom's panties if Elsa's makes you uncomfortable>
[01:43] <Faerzen[aberrant]> ((Elsa has been gone for over a year, so Imma go with Mom's just to make things make a little more sense))
[01:44] <KE> <You could've kept them as a momento....>
[01:44] <Nick_Varnegs> *memento?
[01:44] <Faerzen[aberrant]> ((maybe? He and Elsa never got terribly physical though, to the point where he would have her panties))
[01:40] <Nick_Varnegs> well... it seems it works
[01:40]  * Faerzen[aberrant] returns with a hot pile of folded clothing and sheets
[01:40] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Here we are!
[01:40] <Faerzen[aberrant]> All toasty and warm
[01:45] <Nick_Varnegs> oh great! i have neve-
[01:45] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I uhhhh
[01:45] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I'm afraid there was a bit of a mishap
[01:45]  * Nick_Varnegs examines his clothes
[01:45] <Nick_Varnegs> ...
[01:46] <Faerzen[aberrant]> A piece of red clothing got left in the washifier from the last load, and it looks like some of the color bled
[01:46] <Nick_Varnegs> ...
[01:46] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Uhhhh
[01:46] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I'm sorry?
[01:46]  * Nick_Varnegs examines looks at faerzen
[01:46] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I should have checked beforehand
[01:47]  * Nick_Varnegs bursts out laughting
[01:47] <Nick_Varnegs> oh dear...
[01:47] <Nick_Varnegs> its okay i suppose
[01:47] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It will be..... something new!
[01:47] <Nick_Varnegs> it will have to do
[01:47]  * Nick_Varnegs shrugs
[01:48]  * Nick_Varnegs tries on his slightly pink-ish clothing
[01:48] <Nick_Varnegs> atleast the vest remained mostly intact
[01:48] <Nick_Varnegs> so tell me... how do i look?
[01:49] <Faerzen[aberrant]> You look quite dashing!
[01:49] <Nick_Varnegs> i feel girly
[01:49] <Nick_Varnegs> and you are the one wearing a dress
[01:49]  * Nick_Varnegs shrugs again
[01:49] <Nick_Varnegs> we'll... shit happens
[01:50] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Not much we can do about it now, unfortunately
[01:50] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I can try bleaching them the next time we need to wash them
[01:50] <Nick_Varnegs> i look flamboyant to say least
[01:50] <Faerzen[aberrant]> That should help
[01:50] <Faerzen[aberrant]> But they will never be quite the same
[01:50] <Nick_Varnegs> oh
[01:50] <Nick_Varnegs> please tell me you saved the codes
[01:51] <Faerzen[aberrant]> No, I'm afraid I didn't!
[01:51] <Nick_Varnegs> oh.
[01:51] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I just lumped the whole pile of clothing and sheets into Nitrogen and called it a day
[01:52] <Nick_Varnegs> well then
[01:52] <Faerzen[aberrant]> All the more motivation to alchemize something new?
[01:52] <Nick_Varnegs> maybe later... i have an idea on how to get my clothes back to regular colors once again
[01:53] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Well then, are you ready to head off on our adventure?
[01:53] <Nick_Varnegs> either that will work... ill just end up doing a rather grim attire
[01:53] <Nick_Varnegs> sure!
[01:53] <Nick_Varnegs> i have never felt readier
[01:53]  * Nick_Varnegs looks at his pink self
[01:54] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I don't believe you have ever looked readier, either!
[01:54] <Nick_Varnegs> lets go
[01:54] <KE> *Nick feels fabulous*
[01:54]  * Faerzen[aberrant] heads out front door
[01:54] <Nick_Varnegs> ((i already said that i look flamboyant AT))
[01:55]  * Nick_Varnegs follows faerzen