What would you do, /rlg/?

 Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup version 0.18.1-6-gd335043 (webtiles) character file.

josefromcouch the Bludgeoner (Kobold Artificer)    Turns: 21956, Time: 01:29:17

Health: 93/93      AC: 14    Str: 16    XL:     15   Next: 23%
Magic:  24/24      EV: 28    Int: 10    God:    Pakellas [******]
Gold:   722        SH:  9    Dex: 22    Spells: 0 memorised, 14 levels left

rFire  . . .      SeeInvis .    e - +2 morningstar
rCold  + + .      Gourm    .    w - +2 scale mail {MR+}
rNeg   + . .      Faith    .    C - +2 buckler
rPois  +          Spirit   .    c - +0 helmet of the Ward {+Fly rC+ Str+4 Dex-3}
rElec  +          Dismiss  .    o - +0 cloak of Twilight {+Inv rElec rN+ Regen+} (curse)
rCorr  .          Reflect  .    D - +2 pair of gloves {archery}
SustAt .          Harm     .    (no boots)
MR     ++...                    r - amulet of regeneration
Stlth  ++........               H - +6 ring of evasion
                                F - ring of Divine Intervention {rPois rC+ Dex+4 Stlth+}

@: very resistant to hostile enchantments, unstealthy
A: carnivore 3
a: Quick Charge, Device Surge, Renounce Religion, Evoke Invisibility, Evoke
Flight


You are on level 1 of the Elven Halls.
You worship Pakellas.
Pakellas is exalted by your worship.
You are completely stuffed.

You have visited 3 branches of the dungeon, and seen 18 of its levels.

You have collected 1811 gold pieces.
You have spent 1089 gold pieces at shops.

Inventory:

Hand Weapons
 a - a +2 mace of protection
 e - a +2 morningstar (weapon)
Missiles
 t - 35 tomahawks (quivered)
 K - 3 throwing nets
Armour
 c - the +0 helmet of the Ward (worn) {+Fly rC+ Str+4 Dex-3}
   (You found it on level 13 of the Dungeon)

   It affects your strength (+4).
   It affects your dexterity (-3).
   It protects you from cold.
   It lets you fly.
 o - the cursed +0 cloak of Twilight (worn) {+Inv rElec rN+ Regen+}
   (You bought it in a shop on level 1 of the Orcish Mines)

   It insulates you from electricity.
   It protects you from negative energy.
   It lets you turn invisible.
   It increases your rate of regeneration.
   It has a curse placed upon it.
 w - a +2 scale mail of magic resistance (worn)
 C - a +2 buckler (worn)
 D - a +2 pair of gloves of archery (worn)
 L - a +1 cloak of magic resistance
Rods
 b - a +10 rod of clouds (18/18)
   (Pakellas gifted it to you on level 11 of the Dungeon)
Jewellery
 r - an amulet of regeneration (around neck)
 F - the ring of Divine Intervention (left hand) {rPois rC+ Dex+4 Stlth+}
   (You found it on level 15 of the Dungeon)

   [ring of stealth]

   It affects your dexterity (+4).
   It protects you from cold.
   It protects you from poison.
   It makes you more stealthy.
 G - a +5 ring of evasion
 H - a +6 ring of evasion (right hand)
 N - the amulet "Eryduem" {Reflect rF- Slay+5 SH+4}
   (You found it on level 7 of the Dungeon)

   [amulet of reflection]

   It shields you and reflects attacks.
   It affects your accuracy and damage with ranged weapons and melee attacks
   (+5).
   It makes you vulnerable to fire.
   It affects your SH (+4).
Wands
 d - a wand of enslavement (14/24)
 h - a wand of iceblast (4/15)
 l - a wand of flame (28/48)
 y - a wand of disintegration (10/24)
 T - a wand of acid (5/15)
Scrolls
 g - 6 scrolls of teleportation
 j - a scroll of identify
 m - 3 scrolls of enchant armour
 v - 2 scrolls of fear
 A - a scroll labeled YMAEBBULAGH
 O - 2 scrolls of remove curse
 P - a scroll of magic mapping
 R - 5 scrolls of recharging
 S - a scroll of amnesia
 Z - 2 scrolls of enchant weapon
Potions
 i - 8 potions of magic
 n - 2 potions of curing
 q - a potion of agility
 s - 2 potions of might
 u - a potion of ambrosia
 z - a fuming ruby potion
 B - 2 potions of cancellation
 E - 3 potions of heal wounds
 M - a glowing inky potion
 Q - 3 potions of brilliance
 U - a fuming grey potion
 V - a fuming clear potion
Miscellaneous
 I - a sack of spiders {used: 4}
 X - a fan of gales
Comestibles
 f - 11 meat rations
 k - 6 slices of pizza
 p - 6 royal jellies
 J - 3 beef jerkies


   Skills:
 + Level 10.9 Fighting
   Level 1.3 Short Blades
 - Level 16.1 Maces & Flails
 - Level 4.0 Armour
 * Level 11.5 Dodging
 - Level 2.5 Stealth
 - Level 5.9 Shields
 + Level 12.9 Evocations


You have 14 spell levels left.
You don't know any spells.

Dungeon Overview and Level Annotations

Branches:
Dungeon (15/15)            Temple (0/1) D:6            Lair (0/8) D:10
    Orc (2/2) D:9             Elf (1/3) Orc:2        Depths (0/5) D:15
Vaults: D:13-14

Altars:
Dithmenos
Fedhas
Gozag
Okawaru
Pakellas
Sif Muna
Xom
Beogh

Shops:
D:3 }   D:6 (   D:10 (   Orc:1 [   Orc:2 ([*%

Annotations:
D:3 exclusion: downstairs
D:13 Rupert
D:14 1 runed door, exclusion: orange crystal statue
D:15 exclusion: Roxanne, Roxanne
Elf:1 Asterion


Innate Abilities, Weirdness & Mutations

You are small and have problems with some larger weapons.
You are carnivorous and can eat meat at any time.


Message History

Okay, then.
Evoke which item? (* to show all) (? for menu, Esc to quit)
Zapping: d - a wand of enslavement (14/24)
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, f - Asterion
Aim: Asterion, wielding a broad axe of distortion, wearing a chain mail and wearing a shield (chance to defeat MR: 10%)
Okay, then.
Read which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
Okay, then.
Unknown command.
Enter note: aaaa
Press: ? - help, v - describe, . - travel
Here: Asterion, wielding a broad axe of distortion, wearing a chain mail and wearing a shield
The floor.
Save game and exit?
Level annotation: Asterion
Welcome back, josefromcouch the Kobold Artificer.
Pakellas says: Progress or perish!
Press ? for a list of commands and other information.
Char dumped successfully.
Save game and exit?

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You can see Asterion and 6 deep elf magi.

Vanquished Creatures
  Maud (D:11)
  A stone giant (D:9)
  Azrael (Orc:2)
  Erolcha (D:9)
  Harold (D:10)
  A yaktaur captain (D:15)
  A hydra (D:12)
  2 dancing weapons (D:13)
  A tengu warrior (D:15)
  6 centaur warriors
  Urug (D:9)
  4 ogre magi (Orc:2)
  5 large abominations (D:15)
  6 hill giants
  A wizard (D:15)
  2 deep elf magi
  An orc knight (Orc:2)
  2 manticores
  8 ugly things
  4 orc sorcerers
  2 cyclopes
  A komodo dragon (D:10)
  A tengu conjurer (D:15)
  A yaktaur (D:15)
  17 two-headed ogres
  11 trolls
  A wind drake (shapeshifter) (D:14)
  2 slime creatures (D:12)
  A shadow (D:15)
  Sigmund (D:2)
  2 vampires
  A spriggan (D:10)
  A water elemental (D:14)
  16 yaks
  4 wraiths
  4 fire elementals (Orc:2)
  2 hippogriffs (D:11)
  4 hungry ghosts
  A human (D:10)
  A steam dragon (D:9)
  A mottled dragon (D:14)
  6 wargs
  3 hell hounds (Orc:2)
  A water moccasin (D:11)
  7 small abominations (D:15)
  A swamp drake (D:7)
  An ice beast (D:14)
  26 orc warriors
  A black bear (D:11)
  4 sky beasts
  A necrophage (D:15)
  2 eyes of draining
  34 ogres
  3 wasps
  11 centaurs
  4 phantoms
  A big kobold (D:13)
  5 giant frogs
  A wyvern zombie (D:7)
  A wyvern skeleton (D:7)
  7 scorpions
  A water moccasin skeleton (D:7)
  11 wights
  4 electric eels
  A howler monkey (D:10)
  7 crimson imps
  5 centaur zombies
  7 jellies
  9 hounds
  13 orc priests
  5 centaur skeletons
  35 orc wizards
  Crazy Yiuf (D:3)
  2 giant frog skeletons
  4 iguanas
  Natasha (thrice) (D:3)
  9 worker ants
  A killer bee zombie (D:7)
  A worker ant zombie (D:4)
  12 gnolls
  14 adders
  5 shadow imps
  2 oozes
  A dart slug (D:1)
  4 worms
  3 giant geckos
  85 orcs
  9 giant cockroaches
  14 goblins
  8 hobgoblins
  15 jackals
  6 quokkas
  4 ball pythons
  8 bats
  A giant gecko zombie (D:8)
  7 giant newts
  9 kobolds
  A quokka skeleton (D:7)
  8 rats
  A butterfly (D:6)
  A fungus (D:15)
  4 plants
586 creatures vanquished.

Vanquished Creatures (collateral kills)
  A centaur warrior (D:13)
  An ugly thing (D:13)
  2 two-headed ogres (Orc:2)
  A merfolk (D:10)
  The ghost of Bolverk the Skirmisher, an amateur FoAK of Lugonu (D:4) <- 20 AC ant with venom weapon
  An orc warrior (Orc:2)
  2 ogres (Orc:2)
  An orc wizard (Orc:2)
  An adder (D:2)
11 creatures vanquished.

Vanquished Creatures (others)
  An ogre (D:7)
  A crimson imp (D:6)
  2 orc wizards
  An iguana (D:2)
  A worker ant (D:12)
  An adder (D:4)
  2 orcs
  2 plants
11 creatures vanquished.

Grand Total: 608 creatures vanquished

Notes
Turn   | Place    | Note
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     0 | D:1      | josefromcouch the Kobold Artificer began the quest for the Orb.
     0 | D:1      | Reached XP level 1. HP: 12/12 MP: 3/3
   525 | D:1      | Reached skill level 1 in Maces & Flails
   525 | D:1      | Reached XP level 2. HP: 16/16 MP: 4/4
   609 | D:1      | Reached skill level 2 in Maces & Flails
   636 | D:1      | Reached XP level 3. HP: 10/20 MP: 5/5
  1727 | D:2      | Reached skill level 3 in Maces & Flails
  1727 | D:2      | Reached XP level 4. HP: 25/25 MP: 6/6
  2429 | D:2      | Reached skill level 4 in Maces & Flails
  2429 | D:2      | Reached XP level 5. HP: 28/29 MP: 7/7
  2757 | D:2      | Noticed Sigmund
  2764 | D:2      | Killed Sigmund
  2764 | D:2      | Reached skill level 5 in Evocations
  2764 | D:2      | Reached XP level 6. HP: 30/34 MP: 7/10
  3323 | D:3      | Reached skill level 5 in Maces & Flails
  3466 | D:3      | Reached XP level 7. HP: 38/38 MP: 11/11
  3473 | D:3      | Noticed Natasha
  3480 | D:3      | Killed Natasha
  3525 | D:3      | Noticed Natasha
  3537 | D:3      | Killed Natasha
  3946 | D:4      | Noticed Bolverk's ghost (amateur FoAK)
  3957 | D:3      | Reached skill level 6 in Maces & Flails
  3982 | D:3      | Found an oddly glowing altar of Pakellas.
  3982 | D:3      | Found Pakellas's Prime Provisions.
  3986 | D:3      | Became a worshipper of Pakellas the Inventive
  4023 | D:3      | Noticed Crazy Yiuf
  4182 | D:3      | Noticed Natasha
  4197 | D:3      | Killed Natasha
  4537 | D:4      | Reached skill level 7 in Maces & Flails
  4566 | D:4      | Reached XP level 8. HP: 43/43 MP: 12/12
  4813 | D:4      | Reached * piety under Pakellas
  4813 | D:4      | Received a gift from Pakellas
  4942 | D:4      | Killed Bolverk's ghost
  4956 | D:4      | Reached skill level 8 in Maces & Flails
  5192 | D:5      | Entered Level 5 of the Dungeon
  5255 | D:5      | Noticed a two-headed ogre
  5255 | D:5      | an ice beast changed into a two-headed ogre
  5272 | D:5      | Killed a two-headed ogre
  5371 | D:5      | Found a blossoming altar of Fedhas.
  6137 | D:6      | Found a staircase to the Ecumenical Temple.
  6151 | D:6      | Reached skill level 5 in Fighting
  6164 | D:6      | Reached XP level 9. HP: 52/54 MP: 13/13
  6313 | D:6      | Reached skill level 5 in Dodging
  6359 | D:6      | Reached ** piety under Pakellas
  6359 | D:6      | Received a gift from Pakellas
  6651 | D:6      | Reached skill level 9 in Maces & Flails
  6873 | D:6      | Noticed a deep elf mage
  6881 | D:6      | Noticed a manticore
  6881 | D:6      | a deep elf mage changed into a manticore
  6934 | D:6      | Killed a manticore
  7123 | D:6      | Found Wuamay's Weapon Shoppe.
  7332 | D:3      | Killed Crazy Yiuf
  7567 | D:7      | Got a wavering amethyst amulet
  7622 | D:7      | Reached skill level 10 in Maces & Flails
  7970 | D:7      | Found an opulent altar of Gozag.
  8053 | D:7      | Identified the amulet "Eryduem" {Reflect rF- Slay+5 SH+4} (You found it on level 7 of the Dungeon)
  8383 | D:8      | Reached XP level 10. HP: 59/59 MP: 14/14
  8390 | D:8      | Found a shimmering altar of Xom.
  8479 | D:8      | Reached skill level 11 in Maces & Flails
  8821 | D:8      | Reached *** piety under Pakellas
  8821 | D:8      | Received a gift from Pakellas
  8998 | D:8      | Found a shadowy altar of Dithmenos.
  9004 | D:8      | Found a deep blue altar of Sif Muna.
  9290 | D:9      | Noticed Erolcha
  9312 | D:9      | Killed Erolcha
  9312 | D:9      | Reached skill level 12 in Maces & Flails
  9325 | D:9      | You fall through a shaft!
  9325 | D:10     | Entered Level 10 of the Dungeon
  9345 | D:10     | Found Emimna's Weapon Boutique.
  9622 | D:10     | Noticed a hill giant
  9650 | D:10     | Killed a hill giant
 10020 | D:10     | Found a staircase to the Lair.
 10021 | D:10     | Noticed a komodo dragon
 10038 | D:10     | Killed a komodo dragon
 10098 | D:10     | Reached XP level 11. HP: 54/68 MP: 15/15
 10116 | D:10     | Noticed an orc knight
 10412 | D:9      | Reached **** piety under Pakellas
 10412 | D:9      | Received a gift from Pakellas
 10481 | D:10     | Noticed Harold
 10615 | D:10     | Reached skill level 13 in Maces & Flails
 10708 | D:10     | Killed Harold
 11288 | D:11     | Noticed a hill giant
 11303 | D:11     | Killed a hill giant
 11545 | D:11     | Noticed Maud
 11594 | D:11     | Killed Maud
 11594 | D:11     | Reached skill level 14 in Maces & Flails
 11772 | D:11     | Noticed a cyclops
 11780 | D:11     | Reached ***** piety under Pakellas
 11780 | D:11     | Received a gift from Pakellas
 11782 | D:11     | Identified a +2 rod of clouds (9/9) (Pakellas gifted it to you on level 11 of the Dungeon)
 11789 | D:11     | Killed a cyclops
 11804 | D:11     | Reached XP level 12. HP: 73/73 MP: 16/16
 11832 | D:11     | Reached skill level 15 in Maces & Flails
 12984 | D:12     | Noticed an eight-headed hydra
 12991 | D:12     | Killed an eight-headed hydra
 12991 | D:12     | Reached skill level 16 in Maces & Flails
 13922 | D:13     | Found a roughly hewn altar of Beogh.
 13936 | D:13     | Reached skill level 10 in Fighting
 13943 | D:13     | Reached skill level 1 in Armour
 14063 | D:13     | Reached XP level 13. HP: 82/82 MP: 16/18
 14273 | D:13     | Noticed a centaur warrior
 14279 | D:13     | Killed a centaur warrior
 14470 | D:13     | Noticed a centaur warrior
 14492 | D:13     | Killed a centaur warrior
 14639 | D:13     | Got a shimmering helmet
 14650 | D:13     | Identified the +0 helmet of the Ward {+Fly rC+ Str+4 Dex-3} (You found it on level 13 of the Dungeon)
 14673 | D:13     | Reached ****** piety under Pakellas
 14674 | D:13     | Identified a +10 rod of clouds (18/18) (supercharged by Pakellas)
 15122 | D:13     | Noticed Rupert
 15124 | D:13     | Noticed a centaur warrior
 15127 | D:13     | Paralysed by Rupert for 6 turns
 15401 | D:9      | Reached skill level 10 in Evocations
 15619 | D:9      | Found a staircase to the Orcish Mines.
 15648 | Orc:1    | Entered Level 1 of the Orcish Mines
 15648 | Orc:1    | Noticed Urug
 15662 | D:9      | Killed Urug
 15941 | Orc:1    | Noticed a stone giant
 16441 | D:9      | Killed a stone giant
 16589 | Orc:1    | Found Yckisoeck's Antique Armour Shoppe.
 16606 | Orc:1    | Bought a faintly glowing cloak for 294 gold pieces
 16606 | Orc:1    | Bought a shiny scale mail for 124 gold pieces
 16606 | Orc:1    | Bought a pair of embroidered gloves for 139 gold pieces
 16616 | Orc:1    | Identified the cursed +0 cloak of Twilight {+Inv rElec rN+ Regen+} (You bought it in a shop on level 1 of the Orcish Mines)
 16936 | Orc:2    | Entered Level 2 of the Orcish Mines
 17002 | Orc:2    | Found a staircase to the Elven Halls.
 17441 | Orc:2    | Found an iron altar of Okawaru.
 17616 | Orc:2    | Found Inyef's Armour Shop.
 17616 | Orc:2    | Found Mutza's Antique Weapon Emporium.
 17624 | Orc:2    | Reached XP level 14. HP: 88/88 MP: 23/23
 17866 | Orc:2    | Noticed Azrael
 17874 | Orc:2    | Killed Azrael
 17979 | Orc:2    | Found Gusibod's Food Shoppe.
 17979 | Orc:2    | Found Topraemo's General Store.
 18033 | Orc:2    | Bought a scroll of enchant weapon for 105 gold pieces
 18033 | Orc:2    | Bought a wand of disintegration (10/24) for 196 gold pieces
 18035 | Orc:2    | Bought a +2 buckler for 231 gold pieces
 18463 | D:9      | Reached skill level 1 in Shields
 18776 | D:14     | Found a runed door.
 19585 | D:14     | Reached skill level 5 in Shields
 19803 | D:15     | Entered Level 15 of the Dungeon
 19821 | D:15     | Noticed Roxanne
 20338 | D:15     | Found a staircase to the Depths.
 20490 | D:15     | Got a slimy marble ring
 20619 | D:15     | Identified the ring of Divine Intervention {rPois rC+ Dex+4 Stlth+} (You found it on level 15 of the Dungeon)
 20904 | D:15     | Reached skill level 10 in Dodging
 20904 | D:15     | Reached XP level 15. HP: 76/93 MP: 15/24
 20967 | D:15     | Got a twisted leather armour
 20980 | D:15     | Identified the +0 leather armour of the Little Devil {rElec Int+3 Dex+2} (You found it on level 15 of the Dungeon)
 21955 | Elf:1    | Entered Level 1 of the Elven Halls
 21955 | Elf:1    | Noticed Asterion
 21956 | Elf:1    | aaaa

Skill      XL: |  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9 10 11 12 13 14 15 |
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Maces & Flails |  1  2  3  4     5  7  8 10 12 14 16          | 16.1
Evocations     |              5                    6 12       | 12.9
Fighting       |                       5     7  8 10          | 10.9
Dodging        |                          5           7 10 11 | 11.5
Armour         |                                   2  4       |  4.0
Stealth        |                                      2       |  2.5
Shields        |                                         5    |  5.9
Short Blades   |                                              |  1.3

Action                   |  1- 3 |  4- 6 |  7- 9 | 10-12 | 13-15 || total
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Melee: Short sword       |   227 |    74 |       |       |       ||   301
       Whip              |       |    66 |       |       |       ||    66
       Mace              |       |    30 |   611 |   836 |   139 ||  1616
       Flail             |       |     6 |       |       |       ||     6
       Dagger            |       |       |    73 |    18 |    14 ||   105
       Morningstar       |       |       |       |    53 |   836 ||   889
Throw: Stone             |       |       |     3 |       |       ||     3
       Throwing net      |       |       |     1 |     3 |       ||     4
       Tomahawk          |       |       |     2 |       |     2 ||     4
Invok: Quick Charge      |       |       |       |     1 |     6 ||     7
       Supercharge       |       |       |       |       |     1 ||     1
 Abil: Evoke Invisibilit |       |       |       |       |     1 ||     1
Evoke: Wand              |     3 |    29 |    16 |    27 |    20 ||    95
       Sack of spiders   |       |       |     1 |     2 |     1 ||     4
       Rod               |       |       |       |     7 |    27 ||    34
       Fan of gales      |       |       |       |       |     1 ||     1
  Use: Scroll            |       |       |    14 |     4 |     5 ||    23
       Potion            |       |       |     2 |     5 |     3 ||    10
 Stab: Sleeping          |     2 |       |     1 |     2 |       ||     5
       Distracted        |     1 |       |       |     5 |       ||     6
       Confused          |       |     2 |       |       |     4 ||     6
       Held in net/web   |       |       |       |     2 |       ||     2
       Invisible         |       |       |       |       |     4 ||     4
  Eat: Chunk             |    11 |     6 |    17 |    34 |    46 ||   114
Armor: Leather armour    |    24 |    26 |    72 |    30 |     4 ||   156
       Ring mail         |       |    32 |    97 |    69 |    17 ||   215
       Scale mail        |       |       |       |       |    90 ||    90
Dodge: Dodged            |    95 |   117 |   604 |   611 |   726 ||  2153
Block: Other             |       |       |       |    24 |       ||    24
       Buckler           |       |       |       |       |   119 ||   119