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  1. [12:10] <Roland_[DM]> ==START!==
  2. [12:10] <Roland_[DM]> Mothmom does not appreciate your tone, young lady.
  3. [12:11] <Roland_[DM]> But you won the initiative roll, so she cannot argue as you take the first action
  4. [12:12] * Cerxes_Khesed 'S LIFE IS RUINED. SHE ROLLS AROUND ON THE FLOOR AND CRIES A LITTLE.
  5. [12:12] <Roland_[DM]> Roll charisma to affect Mothmom with your appeal!
  6. [12:13] <Cerxes_Khesed> 1D20 + 0 = 6
  7. [12:14] <Roland_[DM]> No no no! It'll never work at this rate!
  8. [12:14] * Cerxes_Khesed pulls herself together with a sniffle & stands up.
  9. [12:14] <Roland_[DM]> Does she end her turn?
  10. [12:15] <Cerxes_Khesed> fine! if you won't believe me when i say i can handle myself, i'll have to ·•°ღ°•· prove it! ·•°ღ°•·
  11. [12:15] <Roland_[DM]> Oh dear.
  12. [12:15] <Cerxes_Khesed> Now her turn is ended.
  13. [12:15] <Roland_[DM]> Mothmom does not appreciate your tone!
  14. [12:15] <Roland_[DM]> Mothmom scolds you!
  15. [12:16] <Roland_[DM]> !roll 1d20+3 scold, opposed by an insight roll
  16. [12:16] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland_[DM] rolled : 1d20+3 scold, opposed by an insight roll --> [ 1d20=9 ]{12}
  17. [12:16] <Cerxes_Khesed> Roll(1d20)+1: 13,+1 Total:14
  18. [12:17] <Roland_[DM]> Clearly, Mothmom will have to try harder, and ends her turn.
  19. [12:18] <Cerxes_Khesed> 16 to hit w/ non-lethal damage.
  20. [12:18] <Cerxes_Khesed> Actually, assume all damage in this fight is nonlethal.
  21. [12:18] <Cerxes_Khesed> Unless for some reason Mothmom decides to escalate things.
  22. [12:18] <Roland_[DM]> Mothmom's AC is very high! She auto-parries your attack!
  23. [12:18] <Cerxes_Khesed> ·•°ღ°•· bluh!! ·•°ღ°•·
  24. [12:19] <Roland_[DM]> She says there's no need to be violent!
  25. [12:19] <Roland_[DM]> Mothmom is displeased, and attempts to grapple you in an effort to manifest one of her lesser spanktechs
  26. [12:19] <Roland_[DM]> !roll 1d20+2 athletics!
  27. [12:19] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland_[DM] rolled : 1d20+2 athletics! --> [ 1d20=20 ]{22}
  28. [12:20] <Cerxes_Khesed> 16+2 {18}
  29. [12:20] <Cerxes_Khesed> Yikes.
  30. [12:21] <Roland_[DM]> Mothmom has grappled you, and uses Spanktech I: Up a creek with a large paddle!
  31. [12:21] <Roland_[DM]> It does no damage, but you see an odd little gauge on the top of the screen
  32. [12:21] <Roland_[DM]> It moves one "notch" in Mothmom's direction!
  33. [12:22] <Roland_[DM]> Four more notches and you lose!
  34. [12:22] <Roland_[DM]> You are still grappled as Mothmom ends her turn
  35. [12:22] <Cerxes_Khesed> Hmm. Can I set off my sylladex while grappled? Or do I need to oppose first?
  36. [12:24] <Roland_[DM]> I believe it's a free action, so set away
  37. [12:25] * Cerxes_Khesed uncaptchas some of the clutter she'd collected earlier while cleaning her block, releasing a cloud of glitter and flower petals.
  38. [12:26] <Roland_[DM]> Mothmom sneezes. It'd be adorable if you weren't strifing
  39. [12:26] * Cerxes_Khesed rolls a fucking 3 to oppose the grapple.
  40. [12:27] <Roland_[DM]> !roll 1d20+2
  41. [12:27] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland_[DM] rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{16}
  42. [12:27] <Roland_[DM]> Mothmom continues spanking you, ignoring your struggles!
  43. [12:28] <Cerxes_Khesed> ·•°ღ°•· nooooo, nononononono!!! ·•°ღ°•·
  44. [12:29] <Cerxes_Khesed> Ok well I'm still grappled so I can't move or attack, and I guess Mothmom doesn't get impaired by glittersplosions? So. Um, end my turn.
  45. [12:30] <Roland_[DM]> Mothmom chastises you! After all, you've already had this argument about 2d8 other matesprits! ((The 2d8 is for you to roll. You can also invent a number; I'm just being goofy))
  46. [12:30] <Roland_[DM]> !roll 1d20+3 chastise
  47. [12:30] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland_[DM] rolled : 1d20+3 chastise --> [ 1d20=10 ]{13}
  48. [12:30] <Roland_[DM]> Oppose with insight
  49. [12:34] <Cerxes_Khesed> Yess, 14. Just barely.
  50. [12:34] <Roland_[DM]> The meter wavers a bit, but otherwise holds steady!
  51. [12:34] <Roland_[DM]> Your turn. You are still grappled.
  52. [12:35] * Cerxes_Khesed IS INCENSED. THE LAST TWO TIMES IT WAS A POTENTIAL KISMESIS AND A POTENTIAL MOIRAIL. CARINA WAS HORRIBLE, SHE WAS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY, AND NOW SHE WON'T EVER EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME!!!
  53. [12:36] * Cerxes_Khesed opposes grapple with a 20! thank gog.
  54. [12:36] <Roland_[DM]> You do one of the finest lass scampers in paradox space to escape the grapple! The notch moves toward you! Five more to go!
  55. [12:37] <Roland_[DM]> ((Just saying: persuade and such are minor actions. Continuing your tantrum is a major))
  56. [12:37] <Cerxes_Khesed> 11 Acrobatics to Youth Roll over the table and put some space between us.
  57. [12:37] <Cerxes_Khesed> ((Ah ok.))
  58. [12:39] <Roland_[DM]> You youth roll across the table! Several heretofore unseen judges hold up signs:
  59. [12:39] <Roland_[DM]> !roll 3#d10
  60. [12:39] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland_[DM] rolled : 3#d10 --> [ 1d10=4 ]{4}, [ 1d10=3 ]{3}, [ 1d10=3 ]{3}
  61. [12:39] <Roland_[DM]> ...
  62. [12:39] <Roland_[DM]> They weren't terribly impressed.
  63. [12:40] <Cerxes_Khesed> Wow. Tough crowd.
  64. [12:41] <Cerxes_Khesed> Ok, well that was a move & an action, and... apparently another action, so. End my turn.
  65. [12:41] <Roland_[DM]> >Don't worry kid; I was impressed.
  66. [12:41] <Roland_[DM]> Mothmom manifests the admonish geist!
  67. [12:41] <Roland_[DM]> !roll 1d20+3 to admonish!
  68. [12:41] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland_[DM] rolled : 1d20+3 to admonish! --> [ 1d20=4 ]{7}
  69. [12:42] <Roland_[DM]> She's still a little impressed by your lass scamper!
  70. [12:43] <Cerxes_Khesed> (Am I opposing that or was it an AC defense.)
  71. [12:43] <Roland_[DM]> ((Oppose))
  72. [12:44] * Cerxes_Khesed rolls a 2. ... me will try rolling with Tyche Dice again next time.
  73. [12:44] <Roland_[DM]> ..... The notch ticks back towards Mothmom! This will never do!
  74. [12:45] <Roland_[DM]> !roll 1d20+3 to mollify Cerxes
  75. [12:45] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland_[DM] rolled : 1d20+3 to mollify Cerxes --> [ 1d20=5 ]{8}
  76. [12:45] <Roland_[DM]> Oppose once more!
  77. [12:45] <Cerxes_Khesed> !roll 1d20
  78. [12:45] <Tyche[Dice]> Cerxes_Khesed rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{19}
  79. [12:45] <Cerxes_Khesed> +1
  80. [12:45] <Cerxes_Khesed> So 20
  81. [12:45] <Cerxes_Khesed> ... you can stay, TycheDice.
  82. [12:46] <Roland_[DM]> You are unmoved! Mothmom ends her turn, perplexed.
  83. [12:46] <Roland_[DM]> ((Also, perform is an adequate substitute for this if your mod is better))
  84. [12:47] <Cerxes_Khesed> ((Perform is also +1 actually.))
  85. [12:47] * Cerxes_Khesed tries to doof Mothmom on the snout to establish superiority.
  86. [12:48] <Cerxes_Khesed> !roll 1d20+0 to attack with baton
  87. [12:48] <Tyche[Dice]> Cerxes_Khesed rolled : 1d20+0 to attack with baton --> [ 1d20=4 ]{4}
  88. [12:48] <Roland_[DM]> Violence is unwarranted!
  89. [12:49] <Roland_[DM]> !roll 1d20+3 to be unmoved by this doof attempt
  90. [12:49] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland_[DM] rolled : 1d20+3 to be unmoved by this doof attempt --> [ 1d20=10 ]{13}
  91. [12:49] <Roland_[DM]> Mothmom is not put off by your doofing.
  92. [12:49] <Cerxes_Khesed> In that case I'll continue my temper tantrum.
  93. [12:50] <Cerxes_Khesed> ·•°ღ°•· all my other friends lusii let THEM go outside! why do you have to be such an over controlling FUSSY FANGS???·•°ღ°•·
  94. [12:51] <Roland_[DM]> Oh dear!
  95. [12:52] <Roland_[DM]> !roll 1d2
  96. [12:52] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland_[DM] rolled : 1d2 --> [ 1d2=1 ]{1}
  97. [12:53] <Roland_[DM]> Your tantrum moves the notch towards you! Mothmom is slowly losing ground.
  98. [12:53] <Cerxes_Khesed> End my turn.
  99. [12:54] <Roland_[DM]> Mothmom is feeling a bit flustered! You've never fought this hard before!
  100. [12:54] <Roland_[DM]> !roll 2#d20+3 to recover the notch at disadvantage, opposed by insight
  101. [12:55] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland_[DM] rolled : 2#d20+3 to recover the notch at disadvantage, opposed by insight --> [ 1d20=17 ]{20}, [ 1d20=19 ]{22}
  102. [12:55] <Roland_[DM]> ((Oh my god))
  103. [12:55] <Cerxes_Khesed> -._-.
  104. [12:55] <Cerxes_Khesed> ... sighh.
  105. [12:55] <Cerxes_Khesed> !roll 1d20+1
  106. [12:55] <Tyche[Dice]> Cerxes_Khesed rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{20}
  107. [12:55] <Cerxes_Khesed> ... ok well.
  108. [12:56] <Roland_[DM]> That's not so bad.
  109. [12:56] <Roland_[DM]> Mothmom fails to recover the notch!
  110. [12:57] <Roland_[DM]> She ends her turn.
  111. [12:59] * Cerxes_Khesed presses her advantage and performs an oratory on the importance of letting young trolls make their own mistakes in life!
  112. [12:59] <Cerxes_Khesed> !roll 1d20+1 to perform!
  113. [12:59] <Tyche[Dice]> Cerxes_Khesed rolled : 1d20+1 to perform! --> [ 1d20=12 ]{13}
  114. [13:01] <Roland_[DM]> !roll 2#d20+3 to be unfazed by your young recklessness
  115. [13:01] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland_[DM] rolled : 2#d20+3 to be unfazed by your young recklessness --> [ 1d20=10 ]{13}, [ 1d20=6 ]{9}
  116. [13:01] <Cerxes_Khesed> how will i ever actually ·•°ღ°•· learn from my mistakes ·•°ღ°•· if you don't ever let me try to ·•°ღ°•· make any?? ·•°ღ°•·
  117. [13:01] <Roland_[DM]> She is fazed by your recklessness!
  118. [13:01] <Roland_[DM]> !roll 1d2
  119. [13:01] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland_[DM] rolled : 1d2 --> [ 1d2=2 ]{2}
  120. [13:01] <Roland_[DM]> You gain two notches! You're so close!
  121. [13:02] <Cerxes_Khesed> Yess! Follow it up with one more attempted drubbing to prove that you are an ·•°ღ°•· independent young troll who don't need no lusus! ·•°ღ°•·
  122. [13:02] <Cerxes_Khesed> !roll 1d20 to attack!
  123. [13:02] <Tyche[Dice]> Cerxes_Khesed rolled : 1d20 to attack! --> [ 1d20=7 ]{7}
  124. [13:03] <Roland_[DM]> Hm... That's no good! Mothmom flits backward majestically
  125. [13:04] <Cerxes_Khesed> Darn. Oh-- idea. I recaptcha my baton.
  126. [13:04] <Roland_[DM]> ?
  127. [13:05] <Cerxes_Khesed> Is the pile of clutter from before anywhere near me?
  128. [13:06] <Roland_[DM]> It's clutter, so it's everywhere
  129. [13:06] <Cerxes_Khesed> Sounds good. I captchalog some of that as well, and end my turn.
  130. [13:07] <Roland_[DM]> Mothmom gives a half-hearted chiding
  131. [13:07] <Roland_[DM]> !roll 2#d20+3
  132. [13:07] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland_[DM] rolled : 2#d20+3 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{4}, [ 1d20=8 ]{11}
  133. [13:07] <Roland_[DM]> She critfails!
  134. [13:07] <Roland_[DM]> !roll 1d2
  135. [13:07] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland_[DM] rolled : 1d2 --> [ 1d2=1 ]{1}
  136. [13:07] <Roland_[DM]> She loses another notch!
  137. [13:08] <Roland_[DM]> The meter has begun to spark and shake!
  138. [13:08] <Roland_[DM]> Mothmom decides to acquiesce. You're right; mistake or no, all trolls leave home someday. It said that on TV
  139. [13:09] <Cerxes_Khesed> Yay! You win! You won an argument with Mothmom!
  140. [13:09] * Cerxes_Khesed celebrates with another expulsion of glitter to get her baton back, and an adorable victory dance.
  141. [13:13] <Roland_[DM]> You cannot gain XP or grist yet, but you *do* gain the privilege of leaving the hive to go see this "matesprit" of yours.
  142. [13:15] <Cerxes_Khesed> Huzzah! You can finally do it! You have to start getting packed right away.
  143. [13:15] <Cerxes_Khesed> !roll 1d20 Diplomacy to give your lusus a big, thankful hug.
  144. [13:15] <Tyche[Dice]> Cerxes_Khesed rolled : 1d20 Diplomacy to give your lusus a big, thankful hug. --> [ 1d20=15 ]{15}
  145. [13:17] <Roland_[DM]> Mothmom accepts your hug, even if she is worried about you, she still loves you and wants what's best for you.
  146. [13:18] <Cerxes_Khesed> Aww.
  147. [13:18] <Roland_[DM]> Long days and pleasant nights to you, Cerxes Khesed, and good luck out there.
  148. [13:18] <Cerxes_Khesed> ·•°ღ°•· i love you too, mothmom. ·•°ღ°•·
  149. [13:19] <Cerxes_Khesed> =END?=
  150. [13:19] <Roland_[DM]> ==END==
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