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- >Take one of your mom's fluffy ponies down to be shaved
- >Sedative in full swing
- >Fluffy clings to you and babbles nonsense
- >Barber, who also helps with fluffy rescue operations comments on how good you are with fluffies
- >One day you get a call from her asking if you can adopt/foster one
- >Very timid stallion
- >Yet quite big
- >A coffee coloured fluffy with bright blue eyes
- >Eyes are perpetually crossed
- >Named 'Fuzzo' by the rescue agency
- >Chameleon isn't amused
- >She puffs out her cheeks and immediately sets out to corner this strange new fluffy
- >Baps him on the nose
- >Bites him
- >Calls him dumb
- >He whimpers and takes it
- >Won't come to you for help
- >Bedtime, you grab him and shoo Cammi away
- >Set him on your chest as you sleep
- >He doesn't move at all that night, but you can hear him whimpering
- >Day 2, he still hasn't eaten
- >Cammi still won't let up on him
- >Normal discipline hasn't worked
- >Consider that maybe Cammi just won't tolerate a second fluffy
- >She's cornered him again
- >You growl as you stand up, but what happens next shocks you
- >Fuzzo stands up and shouts 'Weave me AWONE!' and baps Cammi on the head
- >Cammi flops to her flank for a moment, dumbstruck
- >Then she squeals 'DAAAAA-DEEEEEE!' and comes running to you
- >You console your crying fluffy as your girlfriend picks up Fuzzo and tells him he's a good boy
- >He's relieved, and later that night he eats for the first time
- >Cammi later tries to stick her head under his nose in an attempt to get him to groom her
- >He concedes
- >Beta as fuck, but if they get along you don't care
- >One day, you come home to find a shredded comic book
- >Fuzzo is laying on it chewing absently
- >You howl with rage, and begin chasing him
- >He scrambles trying to get away, but you catch up to him as your temper dissappates
- >You roll him on his back and rub his chest saying 'Fight! Fight!'
- >He squeals at first, bucking at your arm and trying to push your hand away
- >Gradually, his squeals turn to giggles and snorts
- >He's now holding your arm
- >Eventually he's licking your fingers lazily as a calmness spreads over his big crossed eyes
- >'Fight fight' is his still his favourite game years later
- >Forgive him for the comic
- >Transformers IDW is a horrible comic anyways
- >Present day
- >Fuzzo sleeps with you at night, and loves both you and your now ex
- >Still quarrels with Cammi, but they can often be found cuddling
- >He's really shy around strangers
- >Always up for a game of 'fight fight' though
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