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- >Be a drug dealer.
- >Decide to grow marijuana on garden fluffies.
- >It's genius!
- >Moving pot plants that can run away from the fuzz if they try to bust you!
- >You've got a herd of two dozen of them down in the compound.
- >They love all the light and coo whenever Pedro waters them.
- >Plus the stuff is great.
- >Your guys on the street can't sell enough.
- >You're looking to expand the herd soon.
- >The garden fluffies bitch and moan when you de-plant them, but then they love you when you re-plant them.
- "Senor, senor!"
- "What, Pedro?"
- "One of the fluffies! She escaped!"
- >Shit.
- >Be garden fluffy.
- >The man planted some seeds on you.
- >You love plants!
- >You try your best to keep the plants strong and healthy.
- >Today that meant going outside and getting lots of sunshine.
- >You're walking in the woods.
- >So many beautiful plants!
- >You hope your plants are as beautiful.
- >Two strangers are approaching!
- "Whoa, dude. Is that a fluffy pony?"
- "Naw, it's one of those fluffy ponies."
- "Dude, it's got weed on it's back!"
- "Dude!"
- >They run up to you.
- >You hope they want to water your plants.
- "I am garden fluffy. Do you have water?"
- "Shut up, gawd. I hate their baby talk."
- "Let's take the weed and hit it!"
- >They want to take your plants.
- >That means that you'd have no plants.
- >You can't be happy with no plants!
- "No! Don't take my plants!"
- "Shut up!"
- >They rip your plants out.
- >That hurts.
- >You should say something.
- "Ow!"
- >They're hurting you by pulling your plants out.
- "Stop pulling my plants out!"
- "Sorry, I don't understand babytalk. Stupid fluffy."
- "Dude, let's go!"
- >They run away.
- >They took your plants!
- >You are nothing without your plants.
- >You try to process what it means to be nothing.
- >You can't.
- >You get sad because you can't think of what that means.
- "Noooooo!"
- >You lie down and cry.
- >This is the saddest you've ever been.
- ENDING BY ANONYMOUS:
- >You hear voices in the distance
- >"Where did you get that herb, hijo de puta? Did you pull it off our fluffy, hmm? Do you know what the penalty is for stealing our stuff, amigo?"
- >"No, man, I just found it... EEEYYAAAAGH!!!"
- >You have no idea what any of this means.
- >A familiar human comes back and puts some fresh seeds on your back.
- >You are something again!
- >He gives you some special fertilizer to help the seeds grow.
- >It's a red liquid, and he seems to have plenty of it on hand.
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