FTFY Warfare

What in Lumoria's name did you just say about me, you little hater of my perfect Lumoria? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Computer Science, and I've been involved in numerous secret beta testing on Lumoria scripts, and I have over 300 confirmed bugs fixed. I am trained in FTFY warfare and I'm the top scripter in the entire TM mapping team. You are nothing to me but just another hater. I will annoy you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this forum, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that about Lumoria to me over the Internet? Think again Lumoria hater. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of the Anti-Lestat Union across the forum and your map is being traced right now so you better prepare for the leak, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your map. You're done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can bash you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my program that prototypes terrain. Not only am I extensively trained in leaking map and tags, but I have access to the entire maps of the TM mapping team and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable maps off the face of the continent, you little Lumoria hater. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment about Lumoria was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your posts. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will leak your maps all over you and you will cry to your mommy. You're done, kiddo.