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| The Rustle League | PRESS RELEASE: War on Bronies |

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  1. =========================================================================================================
  2.                                           THE RUSTLE LEAGUE
  3.                                   Internet Superheroes of Cyberspace
  4.                                    https://twitter.com/RustleLeague
  5. =========================================================================================================
  6. SEARCHING FOR CONNECTION.....
  7. CONNECTION AZ2MOTH HAS BEEN FOUND.....
  8. CONNECTING TO AZ2MOTH..............
  9. .......................
  10. .......................
  11. FUCK HOLD ON CONNECTION FAILED......
  12. RETRY 1...............
  13. .......jews............
  14. RETRY 2................
  15. ...........jews........
  16. RETRY 3................
  17. .......................
  18. ......................
  19. CONNECTION SUCCESSFUL!
  20. =========================================================================================================
  21. Wat?
  22. "Fuck the corrupt governments." - Zachary Taylor, Shm00p
  23.  
  24. "I can't Tor......BUT I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!! *chugs 40oz*" - Danny Dantalion
  25.  
  26. "Shm00p can't d0-...........YOU FUCKS NEED A HOBBY THAT DIDNT HAPPEN NOPE ANONYMOUS IS LE LEGION" - Christopher Michael Banks, JackalAnon
  27.  
  28. "i like when ppl tweet pix of me nekkid ^_________^!" Amelia Hale Cohen, Emmi aka EisMC2
  29.  
  30. "Me, Zachary, and Ronald Lankford will overthrow the corrupt governments so that one day I can brutally fuck anon2world up the ass and make him an hero. Quash." - Anna Chapman, asshurtmacfags
  31.  
  32. "Wonder where I left my d0x? Hack The Planet will help me find it :D" - Nick Koenderink, Le_Researcher
  33.  
  34. "BALL SO HARD PSEUDO-RESEARCHERS WANNA FIND ME" - nachash
  35.  
  36. "uhhhhh.....duhhhhh.......HAIL SATAN!" - Retarded Chris
  37.  
  38. "if it is not anal or cats then FUCK ALL brb tea" - Rose Davis, Meepz
  39.  
  40. "MORE CRACK TO LICK OFF OF THE TABLE BRB" - Ronald Brynaert
  41.  
  42. "asshurtmacfags? I'd hit that." - Xu0ut
  43.  
  44. "I am the greatest reptilian goddess lord and am the leader of the Illuminati who drives in a 2006 Silver Pontiac G6. All life is five." - Aaron Savinicki, aaronsocio
  45.  
  46. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THE GOAT DEMON HAS AWAKEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!" - Sanguinarious
  47.  
  48. "You guys can't drink li-BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" - ShadowDXS
  49.  
  50. "We fucked up, let us in the club." - maybezero
  51.  
  52. "PAY UP HO, GIVE US 40OZ" - ShmoopJr
  53.  
  54. "do you even lift?" - Paul Henderson, Vizwart
  55.  
  56. "This is a surprise from Harry Bock :D" - Hitman sent to Jennifer Emick's house
  57.  
  58. "GET AWAY OR I WILL SHOOT YOU!!!!" Jennifer Emick, asherahresearch to the hitman
  59. =========================================================================================================
  60. Greetings, Everyone
  61.  
  62. We are The Rustle League. Internet Superheroes of cyberspace who are looking to save the internet from the Illuminati, whiteknights, Jews, niggers, and as of recent, bronies. The bronies have seem to multiplied by double within the past year because of a show called "My Little Pony," which is a show that only pedophiles and creepy old virgins who will never see the shaved pubes on a vagina with the exception of the internet. This show has poisoned the minds of people who used to be socially fit and had a future, who most likely go to Brony conventions and talk about raping other children, and as statistics show; raping children isn't good. We encourage you to not only aid us in the War on Bronies, but to join us in being triumphant against this internet cancer. Bronies are believed to be the cause of why Ronald Brynaert (https://twitter.com/ronbryn) is a closet virgin and a fiending cokehead who has an obsession with asshurtmacfag's penis, as well as completely losing his sanity at some point in time. It is also believed that bronies are the cause of the Israeli-Palestinian war, due to the fact that Jews seem to think it is acceptable to pretend to be a brony in combat and murder innocent brown people (LOLDEAD). Not only must we target the bronies themselves, but we must target the show and the producers of My Little Pony. We encourage all d0xing and humiliation of these internet scum before they virginize any more of the normal people of society. The bronies must be defeated before it's too late and the whole population of Israel becomes a bunch of Zionist Bronies who are looking to make Palestinian a bunch of Zionist Bronies as well. Do you know how tragic it would be and how upset Allah would be if by any chance, Zionist Bronies took over Gaza?
  63.  
  64. We believe that the bronies lurk from anywhere to chans, and as far as Twitter, disguising themselves usually as Jews, niggers, or as older men trying to give out candy for free. The bronies are not only a crafty kind, like niggers, but they are a manipulating kind who will try and get you to join their brony army and take away any normality whatsoever from you and turn you into a 40 year old virgin pedophile who will end up an hero'ing because their life consisted of worshipping ponies. Ally yourselves with all parties who have been infiltrated by these brony scum and attack them at the source, their show. Without their show, they cannot multiply, even though they're incapable of actually having any sort of intercourse or reproducing. It is our time to end this faggotry and prevent people from ruining their lives and never getting laid, once and for all.
  65.  
  66. Save the children.
  67. For once and for all, my fellow man and women, LET'S GO TO WAR!!!!!!!
  68. TO ARMS!!!!!!!
  69. http://i.imgur.com/8scmQ.jpg
  70.  
  71. The Rustle League
  72. #OpBronyBeatdown
  73. War on Bronies: ENGAGED
  74.  
  75. =========================================================================================================
  76. DROPPING CONNECTION.......
  77. .........................
  78. .....niggers.............
  79. ...tounge................
  80. ..my.....................
  81. ....................anus.
  82. AZ2MOTH DISCONNECTED
  83. END TRANSMISSION
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