What a Horrible Night to Have a Curse (FR Short)

>What a horrible night to have a curse in Equestria
>Not that there's ever a GOOD night to have one.
>You sleep soundly in your bed.
>Dreaming what humans trapped in magic horseland dream about.
>Sweet human booty.
>Awhh yiss, shit's getting hot.
>But you're roused preemptively from your snooze by a violent knock on the door.
>You sit up groggily in bed.
God damn it...
>You walk over to your dresser and throw on some clothes, all while the banging continues.
I swear to God, if it's who I think it is...
>You mutter as you descend the stairs.
>Finally, you reach the door and swing it open.
>What a surprise...
What do you want, Fluttershy?
>She looks terrified, and she pants as if she's out of breath.
Aren't you, like...
>You reach into your pocket, grab your pocket watch, and flick it open.
...Seven hours too early?
>"No, Anon..." she gasps. "This isn't a guess. You n-need to help us..."
>You sigh.
Great, what's wrong?
>"It's N-Nightmare Moon! Sh-She's back! And she's... constructed some castle in the middle of t-town..."
>You lean to the right and glance out your door toward town.
>...Yep, that's a castle alright.
>It drives itself high into the night air, the giant, full moon stationed behind it, dark clouds rolling past.
>"P-Please, Anon..."
>You look down to the terrified yellow mare.
>Ugh...
Alright, fine. What do I have to do?
>She smiles wide.
>"Oh, th-thank you! Well, first..."
>She blushes and looks to the ground.
>Then spins around and bends over.
>"I m-mean, if you don't mind..."
>She gives you a wink.
>Not with her eyes.
>Groan...
>You punt her over with your foot.
Wait here.
>You step over toward your living room cupboard.
>Opening it up, you grab the one thing you've kept safe just in case such an incident happened...
>Your trusty whip!
>Well, it's for other things, too.
>But Applejack hasn't hosted a rodeo in a while.
>...Okay, maybe you never thought this would ever happen.
>So what?
>You walk back over to the door.
>Fluttershy eyes your weapon.
>"O-Oh..." she mumbles. "I d-didn't think we'd be moving so fast..."
Shut up, Fluttershy.
>You say as you leave your house, pulling her with you.
Let's go.

>You arrive in town, which is completely desolate and vacated.
>The air has a grim vibe to it.
>You and Fluttershy walk slowly up to the castle gates...
>Here we go...
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2qShQ_QMRg
>You push the gate open and step into the courtyard of the castle.
>All is silent as you and the yellow one slowly advance forward...
>Suddenly, Fluttershy eeps.
 >A skeletal p0ny emerges from the ground!
Don't worry, I got this!
>You yell, as you uncurl your whip in your hand.
>The boney p0ny slowly walks over, moaning an eerie groan.
>You pull your arm back and launch it forward.
>*Wha-PAH!*
>It cracks right at it, exploding its bones in all directions.
>You smile smugly.
Looks like... the ride's over for you...
>...You forgot your sunglasses.
>Fluttershy careens over and latches onto your leg.
>"Oh, Anon! That was so heroic!"
>Her wetness seeps through your jeans.
>You kick her off and continue forward.
>You approach some stairs that lead up to a higher platform.
>Moonwalk up them.
>At the top, two bat-wing pegasus p0nies materialize out the air and cackle.
>You ready your whip once more.
>*Sss!*
What...?
>You glance at the platform in front of you.
>...Some kind of acid is reacting...
>*Sss!*
>It's dripping...
>You glance up.
>...Aha, that's the source of the acid!
>It's seeping from those mares'...
>...
Are you fucking--
>One bat mare tries divebombing you, dripping acid as she does.
>You dodge out of the way, avoiding the corrosive juices, then spin around and crack your whip at her.
>*Wha-PAH!*
>"Ahh~"
>She squirms, an increase of acid pouring from her legs.
>What in the name of --
>"Anon!" Fluttershy calls from a mild distance, "They're masochists!"
>What!?
>You jump quickly out of the way as the bat p0ny attempts again to knock you off the platform.
>Well, no other choice!
>You ready your whip once more.
>*Wha-PAH!*
>"Ahh~"
>*Wha-PAH!!*
>"OHH!~"
>She can hardly contain it.
>The acid is guzzling from her snatch.
>One more...!
>*Wha--PAH!!*
>"AAAHHH!!!~"
>The liquid geysers from between her legs as she orgasms, propelling her like a rocket ship.
>She launches up at the speed of three RDs, disappearing Team Rocket style into the distance.
>The other bat p0ny, having seen her friend fired away, backs up into the air and throws acid from a distance.
>You try to reach her with your whip...
>...But she's too far!
Damn it!
>"Anon!" you hear from behind you, "Use this!"
>Still focused on the bat p0ny, you reach behind you and feel a handle of some sort.
>...Ah, must be an axe!
>You grip it, then with all your might, chuck the weapon as hard as you can.
>A big, floppy, horsecock dildo gyrates through the air.
>...
>It slams into the bat mare's head, knocking her unconscious.
>She falls into the pit below.
>"...Oh, um... I meant on me..."
>You turn around and face the yellow pegasus.
>She's bashfully smiling.
>...
>You punt her as hard as you can into the pit below.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWBkmkQ_Q6s
>She flutters back up behind you like Tails the Fox.
>"I am eternal... like love..."
You are annoying. Like chlamydia.
>You sigh.
Let's just hurry to the castle.
>You and Fluttershy quickly make your way to the entrance and push open the doors.
>Inside, several more skeletal p0nies await.
>You dispatch them easily, your whip's crack audible throughout the halls, and perhaps even the town.
>You reach a set of spiral stairs and climb as fast as you can, until you reach the top tower.
>You push open the heavy wooden doors.
>A pitch black alicorn greets you.
>She cackles deliciously.
>"Greetings, Anonymous! We've been expecting your arrival!"
That's literally impossible.
>You and Fluttershy walk up to her.
>"I suppose you want to defeat us!" She bellows. "Well, there's only one way!"
>You sigh.
Let me guess, I have to rut y--
>"YOU HAVE TO RUT US!"
...Perfect.
>Nightmare Moon turns around, presenting her glory to you.
>"GIVE US THY MONKEY DICK, AND WE SHALL MAKE A SWEET SYMPHONY OF THE NIGHT!"
>You groan.
>Fuck this...
>You reach into your pocket and pull out your pocket watch.
>You press the button in the middle.
>...BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.
>Time freezes as a noise counter begins.
>Both mares in the room are completely immobile, paused from reality.
>You walk over to Fluttershy.
>She's mashing her twat looking in your direction.
>...Does she always do this when you aren't looking...?
>That aside, you pick her up and walk over to Nightmare Moon.
>Vagoo first, you slide her down on top of NMM's horn until she can't go any further.
>Then, you wrap your whip back up and take your leave.
>Time returns to normal as you shut the large doors behind you.
>You hear moans and wails of pleasure as you descend back down the stairs.
>Fucking Equestria...

>Days later, you sit quietly at your kitchen table with a nice cup of joe, reading the newspaper.
>Princess Luna seems to have eloped with some mysterious mare, fleeing the country.
>Huh.
>Coincidently, Fluttershy hasn't been around doing her usual guesses.
>Funny how that works.
>You take a sip of your coffee and exhale happily.
>...*KNOCK* *KNOCK* KNOCK*
>You groan a little.
>Who could that be...?
>You rise from the table and walk over to your door, flinging it open.
>Daring Do stands exhausted before you.
>"Anon!" she bellows, "The p0nazis have stolen the Sapphire Stone from the Canterlot Museum! You gotta help me get it back!"
>You inhale deeply, then exhale.
...Alright, fine.
>You step over to your cupboard and grab your whip.
Can we stop by Rarity's on the way?
>You say as you and Daring exit your house.
I want a hat made real quick.

END.