Fetish-shy, Penpal

> morning
> do the standard
> expect fluttershy
> knock on the door
> fluttershy?
> nope
> derpy
> I've got mail
> a letter, from an anonymous sender
> open it
> it reads
> "dear anon, I've been watching you for some time. I understand your troubles, your lack of another like you. I too am having trouble being accepted for who I am. I wish to get to know you more personally.
> Love, anonymous
> very nice handwriting
> attached is an address
> write letter back
> express joy for new companion
> describe loneliness being only human
> send to address
> next letter
> "I'm glad you've accepted me. Though, I'm not human, I'm hoping our connection may transcend the boundaries of species. I look forward to meeting you at the corner cafe on Thursday."
> ohboyohboyohboyohboyohboy
> Thursday
> note didn't specify a time
> wait until lunch
> prime cafe time
> head to cafe
> many ponies here
> including fluttershy
> might as well chat with her while I wait for writer to show up
> "oh...hey anon, what's up?"
not much fluttershy, been getting some letters from somebody and they told me to meet them here
> "ooh...sounds fun"
I'm really excited
> "so am I"
what's that?
> "anon...I wrote them"
> disappointing beyond belief
figures
> "I thought maybe you would like a little mystery"
you thought wrong
> "but, you were so excited"
I was excited to meet someone new, who could relate to my problems of being human. Not for a pony who just wants to sleep with me
> "oh....ok"
> walk out of cafe