Vodddddkaaaa DDDDrinking SSSSextaaaaant

Never tell your password to anyone.
6:07 PM – hearts off the screen: heeeeeey i see you playing isaac there
6:07 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Hey, what’s up?
6:07 PM – hearts off the screen: having fun?
6:07 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Mmm. Kinda.
6:08 PM – hearts off the screen: hard?
6:08 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Yeah, I’m not very good at it.
6:08 PM – hearts off the screen: oh :c
6:09 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: I managed to beat Mom though.
6:09 PM – hearts off the screen: yay :D
6:09 PM – hearts off the screen: did you beat mom’s Heart?
6:10 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Nope. Got eaten by some brain zombies on the Womb 1.
6:10 PM – hearts off the screen: aw :c
6:10 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Think I’ll take a break now.
6:30 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: By the way, why does my purchase history say I bought you XCOM yesterday?
6:31 PM – hearts off the screen: oh uh //forget about that
6:31 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Uh…
6:31 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: What was I talking about
6:31 PM – hearts off the screen: you were fighting mom’s heart
6:32 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Oh yeah. You’ve beaten it before haven’t you?
6:32 PM – hearts off the screen: yup :3
6:32 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Any tips?
6:33 PM – hearts off the screen: um well try to put bombs under it when it comes down so you can blow up the mobs it spawns
6:33 PM – hearts off the screen: also //you’ll feel really really good when you beat it
6:33 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Also what?
6:33 PM – hearts off the screen: //you should try to beat it again now
Vodka Drinking Sextant is now playing The Binding of Isaac.
6:35 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Oh sweet, Chocolate Milk on the first item room.
6:35 PM – hearts off the screen: lucky :o
6:44 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Why does Gurdy have to have so much health :|
6:44 PM – hearts off the screen: gurdy sucks :x
6:45 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Sure does.
7:00 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Just beat the floor before Mom. I think I’m going to win this time.
7:00 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: I’ve gotten really lucky.
7:00 PM – hearts off the screen: oh? hehehe :3
 7:01 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Yeah, I got a deal with the devil too.
7:02 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Hey, there’s a weird symbol in here for 2 hearts.
7:02 PM – hearts off the screen: oh whats it look like
7:02 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: it’s an infinity symbol with a cross on it or something.
7:03 PM – hearts off the screen: ooh that’s good
7:03 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: What is it?
7:03 PM – hearts off the screen: its brimstone
7:03 PM – hearts off the screen: gives you a big laser
7:04 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Eh, I only have five hearts. Don’t want to use them.
7:04 PM – hearts off the screen: get it its good
7:04 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Nah.
7:04 PM – hearts off the screen: //get it
7:05 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Dammit, my finger slipped.
7:05 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Guess you get your way.
7:05 PM – hearts off the screen: hehehe you’ll like it, I promise.
7:16 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Well, it’s pretty good. I’m almost at the heart now.
7:16 PM – hearts off the screen: hehehe
7:17 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Why do you keep laughing? It’s kind of weird.
7:17 PM – hearts off the screen: nothing ;)
7:17 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Oh well, here I go.
7:22 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Ohhh god what was that
7:22 PM – hearts off the screen: :3 winning feels good huh
7:23 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: No that was something else entirely holy crap
7:23 PM – hearts off the screen: eh?
7:23 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: I’d rather not talk about it. Anyway, I beat the game!
7:23 PM – hearts off the screen: woooo! *party horn*
7:24 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Haha, nice.
7:24 PM – hearts off the screen: just wait until you get the shovel *wink*it has a funny name
7:24 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Oh, really? What is it?
7:25 PM – hearts off the screen: we need to go deeper :3
7:25 PM – hearts off the screen: are you in a trance again
7:25 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Yes
7:25 PM – hearts off the screen: yay
7:25 PM – hearts off the screen: right, so from now on you will refer to me as master without consciously realizing it
7:26 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Yes Master.
7:26 PM – hearts off the screen: also chatting with me makes you really happy
7:26 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Yes Master.
7:26 PM – hearts off the screen: hm anything else I can program into you
7:27 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: I do not know Master.
7:29 PM – hearts off the screen: still there?
7:29 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Yes Master.
7:29 PM – hearts off the screen: okay, whenever you use the wasd keys you’ll feel like you’re touching yourself
7:29 PM – hearts off the screen: you’ll like it but you won’t tell anyone about it
7:30 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Yes Master.
7:30 PM – hearts off the screen: ok then I think its time for you to wake up!
7:30 PM – hearts off the screen: hey hey :3
7:30 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Hey Master. I think I’m gonna play another Isaac game. That last one went really well.
7:30 PM – hearts off the screen: good idea :3
7:31 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Glad you think so Master. :D
7:32 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Ooh, I unlocked Judas. Think I should play him?
7:32 PM – hearts off the screen: yeah I think you’ll like him
7:32 PM – hearts off the screen: book of belial is pretty good
7:33 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Mmm, yeah, you’re right, Master. It is pretty good.
7:33 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Playing this feels nice too. >.>
7:33 PM – hearts off the screen: hehehe really?
7:33 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Yeah.
7:33 PM – hearts off the screen: how so? *poke*
7:33 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: I’d rather not say. :x
7:33 PM – hearts off the screen: so its just fun then ;D
7:33 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Yeah, let’s call it that.
7:40 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Wwwwwwwwell I got some dddddecent items on the first couple of floors.
7:40 PM – hearts off the screen: oh really? :3 //keep typing extra wasds when you talk to me while playing hehe
7:40 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Yeah. wwasadawsasdadwasasdaww
7:41 PM – hearts off the screen: hahaha oh god
7:41 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: wwwwwwwwaaaaaaawwww
7:41 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Grrr I forgot to click baaaaack into the windowwwww
7:41 PM – hearts off the screen: rofl
7:55 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Oh god that feels so good.
7:55 PM – hearts off the screen: gratz~
7:55 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Thanks, Master.
7:56 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Oof, I’m going to need to shower soon.
7:57 PM – hearts off the screen: did you exercise?
7:57 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: You could say that.
7:57 PM – hearts off the screen: //tell me what happened :3
7:58 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: My panties are soaked and I feel really stiff from being tensed up the whole time I was playing.
7:58 PM – hearts off the screen: ooh, nice.
7:58 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: What’s nice, Master?
7:58 PM – hearts off the screen: nothing :3 just go take your shower
7:58 PM – hearts off the screen: im gonna be playing XCOM
7:59 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Alright. Have fun!
7:59 PM – hearts off the screen: you too :3
Vodka Drinking Sextant is now Away.
7:59 PM – hearts off the screen: //this is fun :3