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| 1 | - | THEY’RE HERE! |
| 1 | + | DUST AND DEATH! |
| 2 | - | An extraterrestrial force threatens the planet in Team Fortress 2's third update created by the community for the community-- INVASION! We've worked hard to deliver the *biggest*, *best*, most *out-of-this-world* community update on the face of the planet and that means MORE CONTENT THAN **EVER BEFORE!** Perhaps the only thing more unbelievable than the existence of alien life in space is how much *non-hat-stuff* this update has. Incredible, we know. So buckle up, grab a space gun, and get ready to join the fight against **the INVASION**! |
| 2 | + | Miss Pauling has some more jobs for you, mercenaries. But this time, she's sending you to the dry deserts of the world, and providing you with some dusty skins to get your sweaty, sand-covered hands on. In this all-new Team Fortress 2 campaign, we're bringing you a set of new maps, along with a shiny new set of gun collections to kill each other for. Get ready, because you're going to need to visit tc_hydro* after this three-month campaign. |
| 3 | - | ENTER INVADED TERRITORY |
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| 4 | - | What do they want? Why did they come here? Who used up the last of the aluminum foil? It's possible they've come to take back those space hats we stole. But it's *also* possible they've come to **ENSLAVE HUMANITY**-- and we'll die before they try to do EITHER! Take the fight to them and send those presumably little presumably green presumably men *back where they came from* in 4 invaded maps! |
| 4 | + | *You probably won't actually want to visit tc_hydro |
| 5 | - | COSMIC COSMETICS |
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| 6 | - | You know no update is complete without hats. You probably didn't know these interdimensional duds that fell from a hole in spacetime. And then we called dibs. Apparently the aliens don't have a word for "finders keepers" in their language because they're really not respecting the dibs. |
| 6 | + | DESERT CONTRACTS AND BRAND NEW COLLECTIONS |
| 7 | - | GALACTICAL AND TACTICAL |
| 7 | + | Last time we gave you free loot for completing your contracts. This time, we're not changing that. However, this campaign will include some new maps along with a couple of old ones. This campaign also introduces weapon contracts. Weapons are selected from your backpack at random for certain contracts, which means you could be getting 100 contract points with your rocket launcher, or with your baseball bat! |
| 8 | - | Make first contact *right in their stupid face* with this high-tech, other-worldly weaponry. |
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| 9 | - | UFO - UNUSUAL FLOATING OBJECTS |
| 9 | + | This campaign will cost $5.99 for a pass, as it was in Gun Mettle, and we've introduced 4 new weapon collections once again. Some of which will be rewards for contracts, others will be found in cases. We're also adding two brand new cosmetic cases themed upon deserts and wastelands. |
| 10 | - | Be the envy of *every* dimension if you uncrate one of these rare, unique unusual effects! |
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| 11 | - | MEET CHESTER |
| 11 | + | But that's not all - we're also introducing new tools that can be earned in campaigns or unboxed in cases alongside your regular loot. These might add Stat Clocks to existing decorated weapons, or break down decorated weapons into a skin application tool, which allows you to strangify your previously unstrange skins, or add a skin to that one strange weapon you've been using for years! |
| 12 | - | Looks like wearing those "face-hats" that hatched out of those space eggs might not have been the best idea... This toothy creature is something our lawyers tell us to call a "burstchester"! Show off your parasitic pal to your friends in this taunt for all classes! |
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| 13 | - | REAL-WORLD INVASION |
| 13 | + | WELCOME BACK TO CACTUS CANYON |
| 14 | - | Need that perfect something to tie together that conspiracy wall in the living room? Try sprucing up that web of red string and pictures of bigfoot with one of our official Invasion Update posters! Or, wake up the uninformed masses with the nifty Invasion T-shirt! |
| 14 | + | A two-stage compact Payload map that you may remember being in beta not too long ago. Careful not to hurt yourself! |
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| 16 | 3 COMMUNITY CREATED MAPS | |
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| 18 | We've brought you 3 new community maps in this update which will all have map stamps and strange filters in the store, so you can support your favourites: | |
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| 20 | ctf_convoy - A Capture the Flag map set on two fast-moving vehicles in the deserts. | |
| 21 | koth_highpass - A fast-paced King of the Hill map with a variety of heights. | |
| 22 | cp_mojave - A two-stage Attack/Defend map with a unique ambience. | |
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| 24 | TOM JONES ROLLS IN HIS GRAVE | |
| 25 | People will be envious of these brand new desert-themed unusual effects for hats, taunts and weapons. | |
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| 27 | EXPLORE YOUR HERITAGE | |
| 28 | We've also included 5 new taunts in this update, all available from the store or as part of a new batch of shuffle crates, which could contain taunts from previous updates as well as this one. These taunts include: | |
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| 30 | SANTÉ | |
| 31 | You know you're the classiest man on the battlefield when you've brought a bottle of wine with you. | |
| 32 | TRUE SCOTSMAN'S CALL | |
| 33 | Bagpipes are known to be one of the most annoying instruments. Now you can annoy your enemies! | |
| 34 | BUCKING BRONCO | |
| 35 | Ride the bull! Don't fall off! Disclaimer: You cannot actually fall off the bull. | |
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| 37 | And more! | |
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| 39 | BALANCING THE SCALES | |
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| 41 | [tbc] |
