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| 1 | Based on a true story. | |
| 2 | By SAPPHIROS. | |
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| 4 | ≈≈≈≈ | |
| 5 | ||
| 6 | SINAPI: | |
| 7 | I hate this intercourseing laptop. | |
| 8 | Because no battery. | |
| 9 | And an ill-fitting charging plug. | |
| 10 | ||
| 11 | [Enter the Problem Fixer Man] | |
| 12 | ||
| 13 | PROBLEM FIXER MAN: | |
| 14 | Imma fix this. | |
| 15 | ||
| 16 | [Repeatedly smashes laptop with sledgehammer] | |
| 17 | ||
| 18 | PROBLEM FIXER MAN: | |
| 19 | There! Done. No need to thank me, ma'am. | |
| 20 | ||
| 21 | SINAPI: | |
| 22 | Oh, thank you, Problem Fixer Man! | |
| 23 | ||
| 24 | [Bursts into tears and turns into a carrot] | |
| 25 | ||
| 26 | PROBLEM FIXER MAN: | |
| 27 | All in a day's work. | |
| 28 | ||
| 29 | - | [EXUENT ALL] |
| 29 | + | [EXEUNT ALL] |
| 30 | [Curtain fall] | |
| 31 | [Clap clap clap. ;—;] | |
| 32 | ||
| 33 | ≈≈≈≈ | |
| 34 | ||
| 35 | "Yes, that could be a way for it to end, even if it's weird that Sinapi turns into a carrot. He should turn in another malfunctioning laptop, thus becoming his own enemy. ... But it's a good "theatrical work" so... *applauds*" -Babs64 | |
| 36 | ||
| 37 | "I laughed, Sapphiros. XD" -Frostblade | |
| 38 | ||
| 39 | "... That was amazing. I truly wept throughout and I think this could surpass many older theatrical plays. 1/5 needs badges" -Magi | |
| 40 | ||
| 41 | "Nerosro approves!" -Nerosro |
