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-Megu:
+Correcting them would be cool too.
 Just mail me reri.trip@gmail.com
 Quote the mistake and put < > marks on what needs to be corrected.
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-http://www.youtube.com/watch/?v=2ffXvyaOb2M
+Sorted by track number
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 Compiled GJ-bu Links
 http://pastebin.com/A8Tqd5tp
 
 DramaCD volume list
-Seems like you're still a bit sleepy
+http://pastebin.com/u/Reri
-ah it's alright just like this.
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-Eh? mm~mmm~
+Tracklist:
-This is not club-related or anything
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-Yeah, yes, Onee-chan told me that she called you like this before...I can't? If it's not club-related then, I can't call you?
+	1. Amatsuka's Days part 1 (Megumi & Mao)
 	2. Amatsuka's Days part 2 (Megumi & Mao)
 	3. Late Night Call: Mao
 	4. Train. (Mao)
 	5. Special SKill. (Mao)
-Ah it's okay it's okay
+	6. Late Night Call: Megumi
 	7. It's the Zoo~ (Megumi)
-I'll do the talking
+	8. Megumi's 3-Minute Cooking~!
-Sleepy-san is okay to stay like that
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-So about our topic
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 Link list:
 
 [Nubles-pure] Gj-Bu Volume 1 (BD 720p 10bit AAC) + DramaCD and Scans
 http://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=414943
 
 Amatsuka's Days part 1 (Megumi & Mao) 天使家な日々その1
-...
+	http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm20352515
 	http://www.mediafire.com/?qt5rik8ka76ph5l
 
 Amatsuka's Days part 2 (Megumi & Mao) 天使家な日々その2
-Spider-san didn't do anything wrong but everyone hates him; Beetle-san, Locust-san and Bat-san.
+	http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm20352593
-While Popular-san looked at him from far behind, Spider-san was hard at work. Spider-san's job is hunting, catching cockroaches and flies is what he does. It is really helpful to everybody but even still, Spider-san is hated by everybody.
+	http://www.mediafire.com/?33zf48iat97jyhw
 
-One day, Spider-san was saved by a human girl. While being hated and driven away every time that was when a hand reached out to him. Spider-san will never forget this, to repay her when he grows up. Spider-san began to train himself, dead lifts 50 times tomorrow, squats 50 times the next day, he didn't miss a single day. But since all he got are legs, next day's squats are just the same movements! If we count them, amazingly he already did it ten thousand times! After that Spider-san got a lot stronger, BUILD-UP! He got really popular with the ladies! But in Spider-san's heart, he is thinking of that certain human girl. And so even until now, Spider-san still looks up above. Someday, he will appear before her as a gallant prince just like in her dreams...
+Late Night Call: Mao
 	http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm20352967
-Ehehe it seems like he fell asleep. Are you asleep? Sleeping? Sleeping alright. Well then, sweet dreams, good night~ *beep*
+	www.mediafire.com/?ww52ewsa8p5w46e
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-Mao:
+Train (Mao) 電車っ
 	http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm20352831
-http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/nm20109631
+	http://www.mediafire.com/?799xk73ey1qce88
 
-Brrrrrr brrr*click*
+Special Skill (Mao) 特技っ:
 	http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm20352773
 	http://www.mediafire.com/?oafk63dmspok084
-Ah~ but if you're sleeping already I must have woken you up.
+
 Late Night Call: Megumi
-Hey... yeah it's nothing important. It's just that. It's just that...somehow- What was that? What is it~?
+	http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm20352926
-Is it something I can't say? I'll say it, idiot.
+	www.mediafire.com/?d491metk2j9emt6
 
-Somehow... I can't sleep. Y-you know! I called you at this time around just like before.
+Megumi's 3-Minute Cooking~! 恵の3分間クッキング:
 	http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm20393443
-Huh? You can't remember? THAT'S SO MEAN UNBELIEVABLE. HUH? You remembered now? What? Are you still half-asleep? Jeez, wake up! Open your eyes! I can't sleep here and yet you're sleeping so soundly. You're so mean~
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 Amatsuka's Days part 1 (Megumi & Mao) 天使家な日々その1
 	http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm20352515
-I didn't eat those choco today, really.
+	http://www.mediafire.com/?qt5rik8ka76ph5l
 
 Megu: Amatsuka's Days part One~
 
 ...
 
-By the way, you... Are you upset? You're not upset, right? That's right! Yeah even if I call you so late at night, you're that type of person who won't get upset. Similar to last time and today as well. Of course you're not! Uu, but you're really not upset...?
+Megu: Mori-san~ Mori-san~ where are you~?
 
-...Is that so! You know, When talking on the phone you can't see the other person's face so it makes you uneasy. He maybe pissed, bothered or angry. You can't see them so it's really troublesome.
+Mao: What is it Megu? What's wrong?
 
-Huh? TVphone? What's that? That is? hmm. hmm hmm hmm?
+Megu: Ahh, Onee-chan~ have you seen Mori-san?
-You can do phone and television at the same time? If we have the same model, we can do that? My phone and yours are both the same model? [Karia]? Or something like that. Hmmm... Is that so... We have the same model huh?
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 Mao: Dunno~ if she's not here then maybe she's not here?
-Ah well, it doesn't matter. I could tell your face right now anyway. W-what? Fine then. It's true! Uu Alright, I'll get it right I'll show you. Right now you're smiling. You're totally smiling. See, I told you so!
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 Megu: Then, have you seen Seira?
 
-Huh? What do I mean by 'that'? You know you're always like that. Even at times when you're negative, unpleasant, angry, being teased, when Ore-man is teasing me, outrageous, feeling like stopping or quitting, you're always like that.
+Mao: I wonder, if she's not here... that would mean she's not here, yes?
 
-What? You can't understand? It's fine even if you don't. It's a maiden's secret!
+Megu: Fine, Onee-chan would do~
 
 Mao: "Fine", what do you mean "fine"?
 
 Megu: You see, Onee-chan... What kind of present would make a boy happy? What would be good?
-ugh Well see you tomorrow. *beep*
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+Mao: Why? Why are you choosing present? ... Wait a minute, for whom? For that person? You're going to give a present to that person? I'm sure you said it just now. You're my little sister and as your big sister, you have the obligation to explain this to me!
-Shion:
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 Megu: Onee-chan, calm down... I did say "a boy", but that's not it~ because it's "that person"!
-http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm20291286
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 Mao: What, "that guy" huh?
-brrrr brrrr brr*click*
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 Megu: Yes~! "That person"!
-Ah- It's me, Sumeragi Shion.
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-Did I wake you up? Of course, it is already this late.
+Mao: If it's "that guy"... I guess it's fine... but why a present? Why does it have to be a present??
 
-Ah... Mm. It's okay just stay like that.
+Megu: It's a birthday present~
-I don't mind if you just listen to me.
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-It's my fault I woke you up by calling.
+Mao: What did you say!? When? Why? How did you know "that guy's" birthday? Even I don't know!
-I really don't mind, half-asleep you may be.
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 ...
-I couldn't go to sleep... My sleeping hours are short to begin with but tonight I can't sleep at all. I take forever to get up in the morning even. You see, I plan earlier than a normal person. Regarding sense of time, I'm a little different from other students. Everybody's clock hands are-, the speed of ticking of time, these things doesn't feel long.
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 Megu: I don't know too~
-However, you really are so nice. Even if woken up by a call at this time where it's a given to get mad at, I can't see a single trace of annoyance on your face.
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 Mao: hoeh?
-Mm? We're on the phone but I can still tell your expression? Of course I could tell, everything is inputted by matching your tone of voice and facial expression. Your voice right now talking like this, what kind of face are you making right now I wonder? There's no way this Sumeragi Shion wouldn't know.
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 Megu: You see, within one year a birthday would definitely come, right~? When the time comes, I thought I should prepare for it.
-Ufufu, I said it's alright, half-asleep as you are.
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-M~mm~ I guess it's better this way...
+Mao: My dear little sister despite all this... just how long...?
-Right now you are half-asleep, half-awake.
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-If that's the case...The "me" talking on the phone with you right now might be just the one in your dreams.
+Megu: We won't know how long it would take to prepare a present, right?
 
-If this really is your dream, the things the "me" right now would say are not from the real "me". Everything is inside your dream only and if you happen to wake up, the actual "me" has nothing to do with these.
+Mao: My dear little sister in spite of all these... just how much willpower do you have to please him?
 
-Mm? It's difficult? You don't get it?
+Megu: By the way, when would be "that person's" birthday?
-Ufufufu, this is a dream! This is your dream right now.
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 Mao: Don't ask me. Didn't I say I don't know?
 
-You know, I... I'm really grateful...to you.
+Megu: Should we use Seira's fortune-telling?
-It's thanks to you that I could understand common sense. "Genius here, genius that" people always call me like that without realizing it. You're the only one that understands me. If you're there for me even if I'm like this... The things I wouldn't normally know, I would be able to understand them.
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 Mao: No listen to me, do it normally... from the person himself.
 
 Megu: So, I'll ask Mori-san to find it out then? Whatever it is, Mori-san can really find it out~ even the Prime Minister-san's cellphone number, she found it out immediately the other day~
-Mm? Mao? Ah mm. Mao also special to me since treats me like normal. But you see...heh Mao isn't normal too right?
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-Ehehehehe, alright alright, I'll keep it a secret from Mao.
+Mao: What would use that hotline for anyway?
 
-Well then, I don't want to take away more of your time for sleep. Mhh, I'm relieved and satisfied. I'm feeling a little sleepy as well. You should go and get a lot of sleep. See you tomorrow, at that place, I'll be waiting.
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-See you. Good~♥night~♥ *smooch*❤ *click*
+Megu: This is really problematic~ Seira and Mori-san are not here too...
 
 Mao: What's that? Are you hinting that the big sister's useless? So much for a Heavenly-being. A slip-up? Was that an insinuation?
 
 Megu: I didn't say that~
 
 Mao: Alriiiight, I will show you how helpful your Big Sis is. *dial brrrr brrrr brr click* Ah~ it's me. Listen well. if you don't want me to expose "that thing", spit out your birthday right now! Ah!? What's "that thing"? Hu hu hu no hu... There are some things you are better off not knowing! Uuuuiieeee~ Just tell me when's your birthday! Mm.. Hmm hmm? I see~ I see~ Hmmph, that cockiness. As expected of you! 'k then, that's all~
 
 Megu: How was it, Onee-chan?
 
 Mao: Mm! I know now.
 
 Megu: As expected of Onee-chan~!
 
 Mao: Hu hu hu no huu~ respect and revere me more!
 
 Megu: So then, when is it? "That person's" birthday...
 
 Mao: He said it was yesterday~
 
 Megu: Eh? No way~~
 
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 Amatsuka's Days part 2 (Megumi & Mao) 天使家な日々その2
 	http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm20352593
 	http://www.mediafire.com/?33zf48iat97jyhw
 
 
 Mao: Amatsuka's Days part two!
 
 ...
 
 Mao: The shampoo went it in my eye~~aah~
 
 Megu: It's because you kept your eyes open, Onee-chan~ Here~ I'm gonna wash it off, okay?
 
 Mao: Uuuueeuuu~
 
 Megu: There! All done~
 
 Mao: Be more gentle, okay!? If you don't, "that guy" would sue you!
 
 Megu: Who is this "that guy"?
 
 Mao: When I say "that guy", it's "that guy".
 
 Megu: Go ahead and tell him. "That person" would surely be my ally.
 
 Mao: Nope~ you don't know "that guy". If I'm being abused by my little sister in our home, "that guy" would go Ore-man and would stand up for me!
 
 Megu: Yes, yes. I'm going to wash my hair now. Onee-chan please go and dip in the bathtub, okay?
 
 Mao: Did you wash behind your ears properly?
 
 Megu: I did~ Onee-chan should count to 100 in there, okay?
 
 Mao: I know already~ ... one~ two~ three~ four~
 
 ...
 
 Mao: 80~ 81~ 82~~~
 
 Megu: Onee-chan~ scoot over there please~ It's cramped in here~
 
 Mao: Nnhhgg! Hey, do you plan to go in here too? You're in here already, huh?
 
 Megu: The three of us including Seira used to be able to fit in here back then. These days we can only fit two at a time, huh~?
 
 Mao: Even just the two of us, it's already this cramped. Wait, how far am I in my count again?
 
 Megu: Around 15 I think.
 
 Mao: You're unexpectedly strict, huh?
 
 Megu: Ehehehe
 
 Mao: However, I'm always observing you but... Nowadays sure is something. haaa amazing.
 
 Megu: What is?
 
 Mao: ah no, just something I know. It's something you're better off not knowing.
 
 Megu: Oohhhmmmmm?
 
 Mao: H-hey... Can I touch those for a bit?
 
 Megu: Which?
 
 Mao: Here. *???*
 
 Megu: Eh?
 
 Mao: Ooh, this is... Nhn *???* quite *???* something *???* *???*
 
 Megu: Hey~ Nee-chan, it's ticklish~
 
 Mao: But, after realizing it... omm..They're really huge, huh? *???* *???*
 
 Megu: *???* Mmnnhmm *???* *???*
 
 Mao: Hmm... Mm! I'll leave this aside for now!
 
 Megu: Okay~
 
 Mao: heave-ho! Can I lean on you?
 
 Megu: Go ahead~
 
 Mao: Ohh~! This is great! It's like a pillow! It's so soft and fluffy!
 
 Megu: It's so enjoyable whenever I hug you too.
 
 Mao: Are you implying that I'm teddy bear-sized?
 
 Megu: Let's see... I guess Onee-chan is a little smaller.
 
 Mao: That reminds me, there's a large teddy bear in your room, right?
 
 Megu: Yes~! It's my favorite.
 
 ...
 
 M&M: MMhhhm~ hehe~ mhhmm mhmhm mhm hmmm~ hehehe~
 
 Mao: When washing my hair, it just got to be you since you're the best at it.
 
 Megu: Mori-san is no good?
 
 Mao: Not really but, she's too fast, you know? Too precise even. It's over before you know it.
 
 Megu: Ehehehe Mori-san is so fast in anything~
 
 Mao: Well! It's that, you know? Even a superwoman can have a flaw. That's just how things are. Something like a GJ-bu soul.
 
 Mao: Also, Mori-san doesn't join me in the bath... She just washes me.
 
 Megu: Speaking of which... "That person" would be good at this, too. Washing hair and stuff.
 
 Mao: "That person"? Who's this "that person"?
 
 Megu: Hey now, Onee-chan~ "that person"~♥ obviously.
 
 Mao: Aaahhh... "that guy", huh? "That guy" would be... well hmm... would be very great at handling hair & stuff.
 
 Megu: He is, isn't he? I also let out my voice too.
 
 Mao: Oooo..I-I didn't let out mine! I didn't ooioio d-didcouldn't let out..hhna!
 
 Megu: But Onee-chan, what if "that person" would shampoo your hair, what would happen?
 
 Mao: Uu... u..aauu.. uuu.. uu.. ngn.. I-it would let...out... my voice.
 
 Megu: Right~?
 
 Mao: HUH? OOoooohhma!! What? Show some shame. Some shame!
 
 Megu: What is there to be ashamed of... about this?
 
 Mao: OF COURSE! You're a maiden so talking about stuff like kisses and moans are forbidden! FORBIDDEN! ABSOLUUUTELY FORBIDDEN!!
 
 
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 Late Night Call: Mao
 
 http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm20352967
 www.mediafire.com/?ww52ewsa8p5w46e
 
 *GJ eyecatch tune*
 Late night call: Mao
 ...
 Brrrr brrrr brr*click*
 Ahh~ It's me
 Are you asleep? Are you...awake?
 Ah~ but if you're sleeping already I must have woken you up, huh?
 
 Hey... yeah, it's nothing important. It's just that. It's just that...somehow- What was that? What is it~?
 Is it something I can't say? Figure it out, idiot...
 
 Somehow... I can't sleep. Y-you know! I called you at this time around just like before, right?
 Huh? You can't remember? THAT'S SO MEAN UNBELIEVABLE. HUH? You remembered now? Are you still half-asleep or what? Jeez, wake up! Open your eyes! I can't sleep here and yet you're sleeping so soundly. You're so mean~
 
 ...
 
 I didn't eat those choco today, really. (Whiskey Choco ep2)
 It's true! Really really.
 D-didn't you see, I was sleeping all this time in the clubroom on Kirara's sofa.
 That's...you know! I shouldn't have done that. That's why I can't sleep.
 
 By the way, you...aren't upset? You're not upset, right? That's right! Yeah even if I call you so late at night, you're that type of person who won't get upset. Similar to last time and today as well, of course you're not! Uu, but you're really not upset...?
 
 ...Is that so! You know, When talking on the phone you can't see the other person's face so it makes you uneasy. He maybe pissed, bothered or angry. You can't see them so it's really troublesome~
 
 Huh? TV-phone? What's that? That is? hmm. hmm hmm hmm?
 You can do phone and television at the same time? If we have the same "ka-ri-ya"(carrier), we can do that? My phone and yours are both the same model? [Karia?]-or something like that. Hmm... I see... We have the same model, huh?
 
 Ah well, it doesn't matter. I could tell your face right now anyway. W-what? Fine then. It's true! Uu Alright, I'll get it right I'll show you. Right now you're smiling. You're totally smiling! See, I told you so!
 
 But you know, you're... like that.
 Huh? What do I mean by "that"? You know you're always like that. Even at times when you're feeling negative, unpleasant, angry, being teased, when Ore-man is teasing me, outrageous, feeling like stopping or quitting, you're always like "that".
 
 What? You can't understand? It's fine, you don't have to. It's a maiden's secret!
 
 *tap tap tap*
 
 This is bad, it's Mori-san! Mori-san already went here for the 10th time, I'm gonna get a loooong scolding from herMORI-SAN'S REALLY HEEERE
 ugh Well see you tomorrow. *beep*
 
 
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 Train (Mao) 電車っ
 	http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm20352831
 	http://www.mediafire.com/?799xk73ey1qce88
 
 *GJ eyecatch theme*
 
 Train.
 
 Departure Bullet Train~
 
 Good thing the weather is so nice today~
 What's with that face? Are you unsatisfied about something?
 
 What? What was that? "Stop looking outside."? Idiiiot, what are you saying? Idiot. If we ride a train and don't look outside, what else would we do? I mean, it's so interesting. Isn't it amazing? It's so fast and goes like *byyuunn*. It goes so fast that the scenery changes quickly too. Aah~ Look! Just now, there's a human-faced dog tied to that dog house over there! See, you're not looking outside so you missed it. Aah~ too bad~
 ...
 Aah wow, nothing but houses. Ooh what's with that tree, it looks like a creeping pine...
 Hey... How many kilometers did we travel now? About 200 km maybe? Huh? "There's no way that would happen? This isn't a bullet train."? Uu I know that! You're the type where a joke goes over his head huh? That's no good. [K. Y.] okay? [The atmosphere, read it.]
 
 Hm? "Is riding a train that rare?" Ah no... I'm not Shii(Shion) so I've ridden some a few times before but... Look, we don't need to use the train to go to school right? And there's Mori-san to drive us from home. That's why, I don't ride the train and such that often. Well of course... When the time comes and we go on a trip, I wanna have a train expert kind of face... I should be dependable since I'm the president and all!
 
 Mm? What? "Alright, just remove your shoes."? Why would I? What kind of perverted order is that? Mind pointing it out~? What "the chair will get dirty"? Ahh I see. You're right. h-heave-ho. You better pick that up, you hear? Pick that up, okay?  Since you said to remove my shoes.
 
 Oh? Just now, weren't there a lot of yellow handkerchiefs hanged about? or not? were there? Just my imagination? I see. My eyes were just hallucinating. But I think I also had one of those yellow things. I wonder what those are... Maybe those were bed-wet mattresses being aired out.
 
 Ah? What's that circular thing? A big one far over there like a big circular building. What might that be? I wonder what that is. It's like a soccer ball this big. Eh? "Gas tank"? Hmmm you sure know a lot huh, like a professor.
 
 ...
 
 Oooh! There's a dog! Just now a dog. Not a human-faced dog but a normal dog. There's lots of dogs in our backyard you know! As long as they are captured by my "president love", it's worth a ticket to see me [tugging] 37 sniffing dogs!
 
 What? "What's this [Tengou]?" You know, that sort of thing... [Walking the dogs with your right-hand or left-hand only]. If you don't do that and there's a cat or some other animal behind you and your dogs, you'd get tangled up obviously.
 
 Come, you look outside too...with m-... Hurry up or else we'll arrive at the station soon~ What? It's embarrassing? Why? How come? What? The other customers will be bothered by it? Isn't it OK? You're not going to do this always anyway~ isn't it alriiight~ isn't it fine~? We're just looking outside after all, isn't it fine~? And besides, you're always like this--
 
 Ooooh! There was an old man, there was an upper half-naked old man doing [kanpumasatsu]! But I wonder why that old man likes [rubbing his body with a dry cloth], is this the secret to long life hmm~?
 
 ===For educational reference===
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYHNSwfdpNo
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvcdTg2yHYk
 http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm14705601
 http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm10020675
 
 Alright! Let's do it this way, if you don't look outside you'll do [dry cloth friction], president's orders~
 Either you'll look outside together with me or you prefer doing kanpumasatsu? You can only choose one!
 Now choose. My leniency will give you up to ten counts to think about it.
 
 I'll start counting now...three-two-one OK~
 Alright! Kanpumasatsu~ Kanpumasatsu~ mM? "We're on the train so please spare me from doing kanpumasatsu,"? Umu. Very well. Then...here...over here! HERE! He..re... Right here beside me... Come! Come!
 
 Hey... Do you...really want to sit beside me...while viewing the scenery?
 
 ...
 
 ...
 
 Heey~! Say that first in the beginning~! Idiot~
 
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 Special Skill (Mao) 特技っ
 http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm20352773
 
 Special Skill.
 
 Do you want to hear my special skill!? Fuhaha I see I see. You wanna to hear right?
 ...Hey, listen~ please listen~~
 
 I-I see, you want to hear it, huh? Of course you do! Is that right? Right?
 Well then, one of my 100 special skills, why don't we have some tongue twisters fuehehehehehe.
 
 Ready? Here I go!
 
 First ones are in the beginner level.
 Raw wheat, raw rice, and raw egg!
 Nama mugi, nama gome, nama tamago!
 
 The neighboring guest is eating a lot of persimmons!
 Tonari no kyaku wa yoku kaki kuu kyaku da!
 
 Head of the Tokyo patent office!
 Tókyó-to Tokkyo kyokakyoku!
 
 Tókyó-to Tokkyo kyokakyoku-cho! is the other version of that, yeah?
 
 ...
 
 Well, up to this part everybody could do it. These ones doesn't need you to be a tongue-twister master like me. Like you for example, with a little practice you should be able to do them.
 
 Okay from here on it's going to be in the intermediate level.
 As a tongue-twister master, I have to show what it takes to be one!
 
 Red scroll, blue scroll, yellow scroll!
 Aka-makigami ao-makigami ki-makigami!
 
 There are two chickens in the back yard and two in the front yard!
 Uchiniwa niwa niwa niwa niwa niwa niwatori ga iru!
 
 [Free Slot]
 
 The monk drew a good picture of another monk on the folding screen!
 Bózu ga byóbu ni józu ni bózu no é o kaita!
 
 Hmph~! How's that?
 Are you gonna bow to my overwhelming ability any time soon?
 You can worship me now. You can revere me now.
 
 ...
 
 Well then, next up is the advanced level
 
 Take two sets of three frog croaks add them together and they make six frog croaks!
 Kaeru pyoko-pyoko mi pyoko-pyoko awasete pyoko-pyoko mu pyoko-pyoko!
 
 Who placed (this) bamboo (pole) against this bamboo hedge!?
 Kono takegaki ni dare take tatekaketa!?
 
 On the parent turtle is the child turtle, on the child turtle is the grandchild turtle!
 Oyagame no ue ni kogame, kogame no ue ni magogame, magomame no ue ni hi mamogame!
 
 
 HOW'S THAT? SEE, HOW'S THAT???
 
 Next is the long awaited for a tongue twister master like me, let's pull out the big guns to show you how serious I am. The super advanced, super hard one!
 
 Huuu...
 
     Jugemu Jugemu!
     Gokō-no surikire!
     Kaijarisuigyo-no!
     Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu!
     Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro!
     Yaburakōji-no burakōji!
     Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan!
     Shūringan-no Gūrindai!
     Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no!
     Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke!
 
 HOW'S THAT?
 
 What? It's not a tongue twister? This is something like a traditional story?
 Whatever it doesn't matter! At times like this, you shouldn't mind the little details!
 Memorizing this was so hard you know? I'm amazing right? Praise me~~ praaaise meee~~ Come on~ praise me already~~
 
 
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 Late Night Call: Megumi
 
 http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm20352926
 www.mediafire.com/?d491metk2j9emt6
 
 *GJ-bu eyecatch tune*
 It's a late night call~
 ...
 brrrr brrrr brrrr*click*
 Good evening~
 Can you guess who am I?
 Yes, it's Megumi. hehehehe
 
 Seems like you're still a bit sleepy.
 Ah it's alright just like this.
 If Sleepy-san would listen to me even half-asleep, I'm okay with this.
 
 Eh? Mm~mmm~
 This is not club-related or anything.
 Yeah, yes, Onee-chan told me that she called you like this before... I can't?
 If it's not club-related then, I can't call you?
 
 Haa thank goodness~ if you said no, I wouldn't know what to do.
 What should we talk about~?
 Ah, it's okay, it's okay, I'll talk by myself.
 Sleepy-san is okay to stay like that.
 
 So about our topic...
 A story with a happy ending or without, which do you prefer?
 
 Eh what am I talking about?
 When talking about stories, it's gotta be those "Once a upon a time~"
 
 Yes, well then, a story with a happy ending then. Understood.
 
 ...
 
 Once upon a time, in a certain place, there lived a Spider-san.
 
 Spider-san didn't do anything wrong, but for some reason everyone hates him.
 While Spider-san looked at the popular bugs from afar; Beetle-san, Cicada-san and Grasshopper-san, Spider-san was hard at work. Spider-san's job is hunting, catching cockroaches and flies is what he does. It is really helpful to everyone but even still, Spider-san is hated.
 
 One day, Spider-san was saved by a human girl!
 While being hated and driven away by everyone as usual, that was when a hand reached out to him - Spider-san will never forget this moment. To repay her when he grows up, Spider-san began training himself! Deadlifts 50 times tomorrow, Squats 50 times the next day, he didn't miss a single day! However, since all he got are legs, next day's squats are just the same movements! If we count them, amazingly he already did it ten thousand times! After that Spider-san got a lot stronger, BUILD-UP! He got really popular with the ladies! But in Spider-san's heart, he is only thinking of that certain human girl. And so even to this day, Spider-san lives above the ceiling and that someday, he will swoop down before her as a gallant prince just like in her dreams...
 
 Ehehe it seems like he fell asleep. Are you asleep? sleeping? Sleeping alright.
 Well then, sweet dreams, good night~ *beep*
 
 
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 It's the Zoo~ (Megumi)
 GJ Vol 1 BD track 07
 Torrent
 http://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=414943
 DDL
 http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?4j73s6roa9h7cvo
 
 *GJ-bu eyecatch theme*
 
 It's the Zoo~
 
 Look look... Look over there, its neck is so long right? It's Giraffe-san~
 Ah, hora hora~ its lips are so puffy. It uses those big lips to eat nicely.
 
 Ah...ah... It ate the cabbage whole for breakfast~
 Hippo-san is amazing, isn't it?
 
 Ah look over there~ there's Monkey-san~
 I wonder who's this young one's boss? Do you know who?
 This little one maybe? Look at that one, that little one, it's being groomed so it must be it! Definitely.
 
 Ah of course, we've got to see Lion-san.
 Lion-san~... Lion-san~... Which way would Lion-san's cage be?
 You see, I got no sense of direction--ah that way? Is it alright to go this way? Wow, amazing how did you know? Super powers? An Esper? I really respec-- oh! ohh! Lion-san! Lion-san!
 
 ...
 
 Lion-san is together with his wife huh? Mrs. Lion is wagging her tail, she wants to play huh? But her husband looks so tired. Maybe the everyday work made him terribly tired?
 
 "Hey~~ let's play~~ let's play~~ hey~~ darling~~ I said darling~~"
 "Shut up, go away!"
 "Don't be like that~ hey~~ hey~~ come on darling~~ daarliiing~~"
 *ROAR!*
 "roar!"
 Ah~ Mrs. Lion got turned down... *sob*sob*
 
 Oh right! I remembered something just now, I feel like I'm forgetting something very important.
 Going to a zoo, there's something we have to see no matter what. This Animal-san... this Animal-san is...
 Eh? Panda? eh.. There's no Panda-san here~ If it's a different variation of Panda-chan then there's one here.
 But let's put that off for later.
 Mmmmmm
 
 *Elephant cry*
 
 I know! That's it! I forgot about it! Elephant-san! It's Elephant-san!
 Over here! This way! Here! Here! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry~
 Ah! Look it's here it's here! It's over there!
 
 ...
 
 This child cried "paaoooh!" just now. Maybe not a child, a mother? a father? They're beside each other, look the parent and child are together! Whoa...whoa! It skillfully took something like a large bundle of dry grass by its trunk to eat it and eat it, it's eating, it's eating. Whoaa it's so happy~ Does dry grass taste good I wonder? It's so happy when eating it~ Ah an apple. Apples are delicious, aren't they? Bananas too, I understand, I totally understand! Nn! nn!
 
 *Water-flowing sounds*
 Ah! I wonder what's that? What's that? What's that between the hind legs of Elephant-san?
 
 [spoiler](TN: Kyoro looked away at this point. [/spoiler][spoiler]The elephant is peeing.)[/spoiler]
 
 Nnn water? Ah! Ah! Kya! Wow, amazing, wonderful! It's like a waterfall! A waterfall that goes "dobabababa!"
 Waterfall? Look, a waterfall! You gotta look at it, you should rather, it's really amazing~
 
 ...
 
 *ripping sound*
 Ah... ah... umm... I'm sorry... Your sleeve got torn. Really... u-umm... I'm sorry.
 
 ...
 
 Here! It's fixed~ it's recovered~ it's corrected~
 I'm really no good huh... Running off by myself.
 It's even just the two of us for a change, right?
 I'm like a kid running about, it's embarrassing.
 But...you won't laugh at me right? You're so kind!
 Of course, you're a nice person!
 
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 Megumi's 3-Minute Cooking~! 恵の3分間クッキング
 
 http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm20393443
 
 Megumi's 3-minute cooking~
 
 ...
 
 Hello, Megumi here~
 It's time for our 3-minute cooking~
 We're going to make Pound Cakes today~
 It's alright, it's not that hard~
 Even if it's your first time making cakes, you'll be making delicious cakes in no time~
 
 Now then, let's get started with our 3-minute Pound Cake~!
 Follow me carefully, okay~?
 First, the most important ingredient for a pound cake is butter! ...
 Butter... butter has... butter has... lots of calories... but... let's forget about that for now.
 I already forgot about it, everybody already forgot about it.
 
 Okay! Everything's alright~!
 And so, going back to our butter, let's handle it gently with a spatula so it won't melt.
 We also have eggs, wheat flour, and sugar. Prepare the same amount, okay~?
 
 For wheat flour, a weak flour is good. And then for sugar, granulated is best but if you don't have some, first-rate or third rate are good as well. In handling the ingredients, per 1 lb is how we usually do it, but if we do that we'll make a very big pound cake. In order to make it fit in every oven we'll make a small one, okay~? Let's proceed with approximately hundred grams each.
 
 Ah remember, for the oven's heat in 176º or so is satisfactory.
 Well then, now that we finished the explanation of the ingredients, let's get started making it~!
 
 ...
 
 First, let's start with the butter, spread and mix it using the cream whipper.
 Ngh Kneading ... kneading ngh... You're gonna need a bit of strength in this.
 FUNURUWAKU[FUN & EXCITING!!] or do something like that to get the job done OK~
 
 Next is to put the sugar in one go and mix it again for about 5 minutes or so but... *clank*
 Here~ we have prepared one mixed for about 5 minutes~!
 
 When the yellowness of the butter is gone like this, became white and fluffy, it's already done~
 "Fluffy~!" alright~?
 
 Next is putting the eggs, carefully adding in the eggs, we'll put three eggs one by one.
 Mix it three times, bit by bit, carefully and gently mixing it.
 
 Here~ it's OK when it turns like this~
 Lastly, let's add the weak flour~
 We should probably put this all at once but, once in a while let's place it gently and mix it slowly okay~
 
 ...
 
 You can use a cream whipper to do it well.
 Ah look, there's bubbles. When you see one just pop them. *pop* *pop*
 OK~ our white batter is finished~
 From here, you can add choco, marbles are fine too, glistening or any flavoring. Any of them would make it delicious. However today, we'll use the most basic, simplest, plain one. Plain is delicious too~ using vanilla essence only with two or three drops. *drip* *drip*
 
 Spread some butter all over the mold thoroughly okay~, if you don't, it will stick on it.
 Fill up the mold up to 1/7, it's alright~
 You don't have to worry about anything, baking it will shrink our batter steadily and make it perfectly fit.
 OK then, put the mold in the oven and set the heat at 170º...
 Here~ we have here that was baked for 40 minutes already prepared~ *clank* *clank*
 
 See~ it turned out well, don't you think~? It looks delicious, right~?
 It so delightful right~? Deliciously baked~
 
 But... one more thing... I want you to watch out for... calories... you should neeever count them okay~
 
 
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