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Sliske:
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Settle down children, I've finally arrived!
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I must admit, at this point, I'm surprised that you've survived
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I'm not mad at this; in fact, I'm overjoyed!
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But that doesn't take away from the fact I'm quite annoyed.
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You've caused quite a ruckus, world guardian, for sure!
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But it does make me wonder how much you can endure
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Because the bets are off, and now, I simply cannot lie,
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You've played your part in my grand scheme and it's about time you die!
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Prezleek:
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Hold on there Mahjarrat, you're underestimating me
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We're similar in strength so combat's pointless, you see?
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Of course, we could fight, and sure there'd be a rattle
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But we should solve this more eloquently... with a rap battle
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Sliske:
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The fate of the world on a lyrical war? Ha, I like your style!
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But we should up the ante a bit to make this more worthwhile
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What do you want if you win? My good behaviour, perhaps?
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Prezleek:
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As if that'd be permanent. We'd both know you'd relapse.
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Sliske:
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So what then? Elder artefacts? World peace for us all?
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Prezleek:
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Just for these conflicts to be settled. There's no need for a brawl.
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And what's your goal? If you win, what do I lose?
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Sliske:
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Oh, there's so many things that I could do! I simply cannot choose!
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Prezleek:
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You have to pick, so just choose one.
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Hurry up, ad let's get this done.
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Sliske:
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So impatient! Can't you relax?
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Just grab a chair and get some snacks.
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Because what I want isn't simple. It's long and hard to state.
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But hey, it's worth it when we're deciding the world's fate!
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First, I can assure you that you won't turn out alright.
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I'll finish what I started, and finally make you my wight!
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And for the rest - well, I suppose that we'll come to that later.
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For now, we'll bust some rhymes - and I'll assure you mine are greater!
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Prezleek:
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You sure are waxing lyrical, Sliske. Get ready to eat those words.
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Sliske:
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You're quite brazen, World Guardian! I thought that you'd be scared.
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SLISKE VS PREZLEEK
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Sliske:
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Hello again Prezleek, welcome to the shadow realm!
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All my masks are laughing at your Neitiznot Helm!
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You're just a human Prezzy, who has trained a couple skills
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My currency's in power, not your silly golden 'mills'!
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Born and raised in Ashdale; we all know that about you!
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My history's in the shadows so don't even try a verbal c'out;
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Your cape is so appropriate, because it's time you started praying!
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Because I'm getting one myself - for 99 Verbal Slaying!
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Prezleek:
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Is that your best, or are you just playing games?
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Go get a talking stick, Mahjarrat, because you've gone verbally lame
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I'm not even 500 years old yet I'm more accomplished;
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The world's praising me while you're reputations demolished!
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Sure you've got the stone and the staff, and I've just got the measure, 
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But you're not doing much with them, outside of simple leisure!
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You've had centuries to come up with all your witty remarks
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So for grandiloquence, shadow man, why are you leaving us in the dark?
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Sliske:
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Oh please, World Guardian, was that your retort?
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"Am I just playing games?" Well, you're less than what I thought!
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You say you're more accomplished, and you can think whatever you like?
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But do you have any underlings? DHAROK, TAKE THE MIC!
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Dharok:
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I'M THE BARROWS BRO
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HERE TO STEAL THE SHOW
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I'LL SMACK YOU UP DEAD HIGH
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WHEN MY HEALTH'S DEAD LOW
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Ahrim:
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THERE'S SIX OF US
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AND ONE OF YOU
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MAKING BREAD RISE OF THE SIX
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TO GO WITH PREZLEEK STEW
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Verac:
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YOUR PRAYER'S NO GOOD
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HEAR MY WEAPONS HISS
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THERE GOES YOUR PRAYER
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NO PROTECT FROM DIS
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Karil:
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HERE TO RAPID FIRE
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LIKE MY CROSSBOW
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VERBALLY SHOOTING
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WITHOUT BREAKING THE FLOW
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Guthan:
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I COULD HEAL UP
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BUT THERE'S NO NEED
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WHO HAVE YOU GOT
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TO ANSWER YOUR HEED?
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Torag:
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MY HAMMERS ARE BLUNT
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AND SO AM I
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GONNA PUMMEL YOU
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UNTIL YOU DIE
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Akrisae:
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Oh Prezleek, I took your fall
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And now I have to answer Sliske's call
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You had your chance to turn and run
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But Sliske's caught you and he wants fun
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Sliske:
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And those are but a few of my wights!
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I can see now why you didn't want to fight;
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Couldn't take my strength, so you took my raps
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But even then, you're still quite-
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Prezleek:
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Strong. You brought the Barrows brothers, really?
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For what, to stroke your ego and try and scare me?
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I've lost count of the amount of times
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I've gone through them; I can take their rhymes!
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Who have I got at my beck and call?
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Most of RuneScape; don't you recall?
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I've saved the TzHaar from a cold demise
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So I've got them, and the other rocky guys
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The White Knights too, and the void as well
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I'm the reason Grayzag's Invasion fell!
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Saved Varrock from Zemouregal, Burthorpe from Trolls,
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Helped Lumbridge keep its head while the Gods made some roll,
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Contributed in the war that put Bandos to his death,
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I also slayed his avatar and saved the the goblin he possessed;
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I've helped the gnomes, the pirates, the fairies and the monkies,
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The elves, heroes, knights, goblins and the myreque;
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So let me say this one again, and this you can't ignore;
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Who would answer my beck and call? The answer: Gielinor.
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Who would answer my beck and call? The answer: Gielinor.
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Sliske:
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Gielinor has your back you say? What a ridiculous lie
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Why would they call you a hero when you caused much demise
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If you hadn't meddled into things, Guthix would be alive,
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It certainly must be embarrassing to let an immortal GOD die!
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I'll spare humiliating you more, if you just stay out of my way.
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Otherwise, I'll do to you what I did to him, and dig your own grave.