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1 | Sliske: | |
2 | Settle down children, I've finally arrived! | |
3 | I must admit, at this point, I'm surprised that you've survived | |
4 | I'm not mad at this; in fact, I'm overjoyed! | |
5 | But that doesn't take away from the fact I'm quite annoyed. | |
6 | You've caused quite a ruckus, world guardian, for sure! | |
7 | But it does make me wonder how much you can endure | |
8 | Because the bets are off, and now, I simply cannot lie, | |
9 | You've played your part in my grand scheme and it's about time you die! | |
10 | ||
11 | Prezleek: | |
12 | Hold on there Mahjarrat, you're underestimating me | |
13 | We're similar in strength so combat's pointless, you see? | |
14 | Of course, we could fight, and sure there'd be a rattle | |
15 | But we should solve this more eloquently... with a rap battle | |
16 | ||
17 | Sliske: | |
18 | The fate of the world on a lyrical war? Ha, I like your style! | |
19 | But we should up the ante a bit to make this more worthwhile | |
20 | What do you want if you win? My good behaviour, perhaps? | |
21 | ||
22 | Prezleek: | |
23 | As if that'd be permanent. We'd both know you'd relapse. | |
24 | ||
25 | Sliske: | |
26 | So what then? Elder artefacts? World peace for us all? | |
27 | ||
28 | Prezleek: | |
29 | Just for these conflicts to be settled. There's no need for a brawl. | |
30 | And what's your goal? If you win, what do I lose? | |
31 | ||
32 | Sliske: | |
33 | Oh, there's so many things that I could do! I simply cannot choose! | |
34 | ||
35 | Prezleek: | |
36 | You have to pick, so just choose one. | |
37 | Hurry up, ad let's get this done. | |
38 | ||
39 | Sliske: | |
40 | So impatient! Can't you relax? | |
41 | Just grab a chair and get some snacks. | |
42 | Because what I want isn't simple. It's long and hard to state. | |
43 | But hey, it's worth it when we're deciding the world's fate! | |
44 | First, I can assure you that you won't turn out alright. | |
45 | I'll finish what I started, and finally make you my wight! | |
46 | And for the rest - well, I suppose that we'll come to that later. | |
47 | For now, we'll bust some rhymes - and I'll assure you mine are greater! | |
48 | ||
49 | Prezleek: | |
50 | You sure are waxing lyrical, Sliske. Get ready to eat those words. | |
51 | ||
52 | Sliske: | |
53 | You're quite brazen, World Guardian! I thought that you'd be scared. | |
54 | ||
55 | === | |
56 | SLISKE VS PREZLEEK | |
57 | === | |
58 | ||
59 | Sliske: | |
60 | Hello again Prezleek, welcome to the shadow realm! | |
61 | All my masks are laughing at your Neitiznot Helm! | |
62 | You're just a human Prezzy, who has trained a couple skills | |
63 | My currency's in power, not your silly golden 'mills'! | |
64 | Born and raised in Ashdale; we all know that about you! | |
65 | My history's in the shadows so don't even try a verbal c'out; | |
66 | Your cape is so appropriate, because it's time you started praying! | |
67 | Because I'm getting one myself - for 99 Verbal Slaying! | |
68 | ||
69 | Prezleek: | |
70 | Is that your best, or are you just playing games? | |
71 | Go get a talking stick, Mahjarrat, because you've gone verbally lame | |
72 | I'm not even 500 years old yet I'm more accomplished; | |
73 | The world's praising me while you're reputations demolished! | |
74 | Sure you've got the stone and the staff, and I've just got the measure, | |
75 | But you're not doing much with them, outside of simple leisure! | |
76 | You've had centuries to come up with all your witty remarks | |
77 | So for grandiloquence, shadow man, why are you leaving us in the dark? | |
78 | ||
79 | Sliske: | |
80 | Oh please, World Guardian, was that your retort? | |
81 | "Am I just playing games?" Well, you're less than what I thought! | |
82 | You say you're more accomplished, and you can think whatever you like? | |
83 | But do you have any underlings? DHAROK, TAKE THE MIC! | |
84 | ||
85 | Dharok: | |
86 | I'M THE BARROWS BRO | |
87 | HERE TO STEAL THE SHOW | |
88 | I'LL SMACK YOU UP DEAD HIGH | |
89 | WHEN MY HEALTH'S DEAD LOW | |
90 | ||
91 | Ahrim: | |
92 | THERE'S SIX OF US | |
93 | AND ONE OF YOU | |
94 | MAKING BREAD RISE OF THE SIX | |
95 | TO GO WITH PREZLEEK STEW | |
96 | ||
97 | Verac: | |
98 | YOUR PRAYER'S NO GOOD | |
99 | HEAR MY WEAPONS HISS | |
100 | THERE GOES YOUR PRAYER | |
101 | NO PROTECT FROM DIS | |
102 | ||
103 | Karil: | |
104 | HERE TO RAPID FIRE | |
105 | LIKE MY CROSSBOW | |
106 | VERBALLY SHOOTING | |
107 | WITHOUT BREAKING THE FLOW | |
108 | ||
109 | Guthan: | |
110 | I COULD HEAL UP | |
111 | BUT THERE'S NO NEED | |
112 | WHO HAVE YOU GOT | |
113 | TO ANSWER YOUR HEED? | |
114 | ||
115 | Torag: | |
116 | MY HAMMERS ARE BLUNT | |
117 | AND SO AM I | |
118 | GONNA PUMMEL YOU | |
119 | UNTIL YOU DIE | |
120 | ||
121 | Akrisae: | |
122 | Oh Prezleek, I took your fall | |
123 | And now I have to answer Sliske's call | |
124 | You had your chance to turn and run | |
125 | But Sliske's caught you and he wants fun | |
126 | ||
127 | Sliske: | |
128 | And those are but a few of my wights! | |
129 | I can see now why you didn't want to fight; | |
130 | Couldn't take my strength, so you took my raps | |
131 | But even then, you're still quite- | |
132 | ||
133 | Prezleek: | |
134 | Strong. You brought the Barrows brothers, really? | |
135 | For what, to stroke your ego and try and scare me? | |
136 | I've lost count of the amount of times | |
137 | I've gone through them; I can take their rhymes! | |
138 | Who have I got at my beck and call? | |
139 | Most of RuneScape; don't you recall? | |
140 | I've saved the TzHaar from a cold demise | |
141 | So I've got them, and the other rocky guys | |
142 | The White Knights too, and the void as well | |
143 | I'm the reason Grayzag's Invasion fell! | |
144 | Saved Varrock from Zemouregal, Burthorpe from Trolls, | |
145 | Helped Lumbridge keep its head while the Gods made some roll, | |
146 | Contributed in the war that put Bandos to his death, | |
147 | I also slayed his avatar and saved the the goblin he possessed; | |
148 | I've helped the gnomes, the pirates, the fairies and the monkies, | |
149 | The elves, heroes, knights, goblins and the myreque; | |
150 | So let me say this one again, and this you can't ignore; | |
151 | - | Who would answer my beck and call? The answer: Gielinor. |
151 | + | Who would answer my beck and call? The answer: Gielinor. |
152 | ||
153 | Sliske: | |
154 | Gielinor has your back you say? What a ridiculous lie | |
155 | Why would they call you a hero when you caused much demise | |
156 | If you hadn't meddled into things, Guthix would be alive, | |
157 | It certainly must be embarrassing to let an immortal GOD die! | |
158 | I'll spare humiliating you more, if you just stay out of my way. | |
159 | Otherwise, I'll do to you what I did to him, and dig your own grave. |