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 [S] Kanaya: Return to the core.
 
 (As Kanaya)
 > Talk to Feferi and Sollux.
 KANAYA: Relaxing In The Horn Pile I See
 FEFERI: Y-ES! W)(y don't you )(op in too, Kanaya? 38D
 FEFERI: T)(ere is plenty of space. Sollux and I are glubbing about feelings.
 KANAYA: That Sounds Nice
 KANAYA: But It Really Doesnt Look Like There Is Much Room In That Pile Of Horns At All And I Should Get Going Anyway
 SOLLUX: yeah, of cour2e there'2 no room, iit wa2 kiind of a moroniic iinviitatiion two be hone2t.
 FEFERI: )(-EY S)(UT YOUR MOP-EY BLOW )(OL-E!!! I was just s)(owing a little bassic courtesea.
 FEFERI: Really, you are just t)(e grouc)(iest dude sometimes.
 FEFRIT: (And it's really cute!)
 SOLLUX: al2o let'2 get real, thii2 horn piile ii2n't comfortable at all, ii've got hard metal edge2 jabbiing me everywhere, and iit'2 lumpy a2 hell, and you can't move a fuckiing iinch wiithout honkiing the 2hiit out of iit and makiing everyone iin the room look at you.
 SOLLUX: what iidiiot thought thii2 wa2 the iideal thiing two chiill out on, oh that'2 riight, a braiindead clown who eat2 toxiic 2liime.
 SOLLUX: you probably liike iit becau2e iit'2 like a coral reed or 2ome horriible jagged underwater piil of 2hiit liike that.
 FEFERI: GROUC)(Y MOT)(-ER GLUBB-ER.
 FEFERI: <3
 KANAYA: Um
 KANAYA: Okay I Will Leave You Be
 FEFERI: Kanaya, I see t)(at look on your face.
 FEFERI: You are curious, but are nervous about meddling, M I RIT------E?
 KANAYA: Uhh
 SOLLUX: ff come on we we're haviing a priivate conver2atiion here.
 FEFERI: It's okay, really! We were s)(aring some feelings about stuff. Sollux was feeling bummed because Aradia blew up, and s)(e was )(is very close friend.
 SOLLUX: 2iiiigh, HOLY 2HiiT, ye2 let'2 talk about all my problem2 openly, ii LOVE that, hey kk, check thii2 out, my emotiion2 are 2erviing a2 entertaiinment agaiin!
 FEFERI: Yea)(! -Ey, Karcrab, get your nubs over )(ere! Plenty of room in t)(e pile!
 FEFERI: OMG, t)(at was SUC)( an obscene gesture )(e just made. 38O
 SOLLUX: anyway, yeah, now that aa ii2 gone forever ii feel more depre22ed and u2ele22 than u2ual, and ii wa2 already pretty cod damn u2ele22 two begiin wiith, let'2 face iit.
 FEFERI: But I )(ave it on good aut)(ority t)(at s)(e is fine!
 FEFERI: Everyt)(ing is going to go swimmingly, YOU'LL S-E-E. 38)
 SOLLUX: you are 2o riidiiculou2ly optiimii2tiic iit'2 kiind of 2iickeniing, why do you even put up wiith me?
 SOLLUX: iif you weren't 2o great ii would thiink you were a fuckiing iidiiot for liikiing me.
 SOLLUX: 2o, ii gue22 thank2 for liikiing me?
 SOLLUX: waiit, that 2ounded 2o pathetiic, oh god. ii 2hould probably take that back.
 SOLLUX: KANAYA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU 2TIILL DOIING HERE, GOD DAMN IIT, CAN'T A GUY GET A LIITLE GLUBBIING PRIIVACY WITH A FII2H GIIRL IIN A PIILE OF HORN2.
 
 (To Karkat)
 > Talk about Terezi.
 KANAYA: What Was That About
 KARKAT: I DON'T KNOW, I GUESS I FUCKED UP AGAIN.
 KARKAT: I CAN'T SEEM TO DO ANYTHING RIGHT IN HER EYES ANYMORE.
 KARKAT: I MEAN NOSE.
 KANAYA: Maybe You Should Go Say Something To Her
 KARKAT: WELL I WOULD, BUT SHE'S PROBABLY BURROWED FUCK DEEP IN THIS LAB BY NOW. I'M SURE SHE'S BUSY SCOOTING UP AND DOWN STAIRS AND SHOOSHING THROUGH POINTLESS CORRIDORS, AND OPENING CHESTS CONTAINING LIKE THREE BOONDOLLARS AND HIDEOUS PAINTINGS OF ENORMOUS NAKED BARNYARD MONSTERS.
 KARKAT: WHAT IS WITH ALL THE CHESTS ANYWAY? AND WHY DO WE KEEP SQUIRRELING OUR USELESS SHIT AWAY IN THEM? I REALLY SHOULD HAVE WRITTEN A MEMO ABOUT THIS. LIKE, THE RULES OF CHESTIQUETTE.
 KANAYA: Squirreling
 KARKAT: SQUIRREL IS THE HUMAN WORD FOR NUT CREATURE
 KANAYA: Oh
 KANAYA: Well I Think The Chests Are Fun They Make For Nice Surprises
 KARKAT: WHATEVER
 KARKAT: ANYWAY I CAN'T LEAVE, IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED THE TEAM HAS BEEN FALLING APART SINCE ARADIA EXPLODED FOR NO REASON, AND THEREFORE PRESUMABLY DIED FOREVER.
 KARKAT: SERIOUSLY, WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYBODY? WHERE'S GAMZEE?? SHIT ISN'T RIGHT
 KARKAT: I'VE GOT TO STAY PUT HERE AND KEEP IT TOGETHER.
 KANAYA: Okay Then
 KANAYA: If I See Her Along My Way Ill Let Her Know You Want To Talk
 KANAYA: If You Dont Think Thats Too Meddlesome Of Me
 KARKAT: NO THAT'S FINE, THANKS.
 KARKAT: WAIT
 KARKAT: YOU'RE GOING SOMEWHERE?
 
 > Tell Karkat where you're going.
 KANAYA: Im Returning To The Core To Deposit The Matriorb
 KANAYA: Wish Me Luck
 KARKAT: WHOA WHAT THE FUCK???
 KARKAT: I MEAN, THAT'S GREAT IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO DO WITH IT. BUT YOU CAN'T GO, I NEED YOU HERE. LOOK AROUND, SHIT IS MAYHEM.
 KANAYA: Ill Only Be Gone For A Few Minutes
 KANAYA: Anyway Youre Doing A Good Job And I Think You Can Manage To Cope With My Momentary Absense
 KARKAT: OKAY FINE.
 KARKAT: IN THAT CASE
 KARKAT: GOOD LUCK, HOPE IT WORKS.
 KANAYA: Thanks
 
 (As Karkat)
 (To Kanaya)
 > Talk about Jade.
 KANAYA: It Sounds Like Youve Been Talking To The Jade Human Like You Said You Would
 KARKAT: YEAH
 KANAYA: I Just Used The Jade Human Satirically For No Reason It Is Just One Of Many Ways In Which Im Becoming More Multicultural
 KARKAT: NICE ONE, I'M LAUGHING UP A FUCKING STORM.
 KANAYA: Have You Found Her Password System To Be Practical
 KARKAT: DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE PASSWORD BULLSHIT.
 KARKAT: SO, OK, FUTURE JADE GIVES ME SOME REALLY MYSTERIOUS THING TO TELL PAST JADE, TO MAKRE SURE SHE DOES SOMETHING SHE NEEDS TO DO WITHOUT EXPLICITLY GIVING HERSELF THE IDEA FROM THE FUTURE.
 KARKAT: WHICH IS DUMB, BUT OK I GO ALONG WITH IT SO SHE DOESN'T FLIP THE FUCK OUT AT ME. AND THEN I GET BACK TO HER IN THE FUTURE TO SAY I DID IT.
 KARKAT: AND WHAT AM I GREETED WITH? PASSWORD.
 KARKAT: PASSWORD PASSWORD PASSWORD PASSWORD PASSWORD PASSWORD. PASSWORD YOU NUBBY GRUMPY SACK OF UGLY FUCK. I WANT A PASSWORD RIGHT NOW OR I WILL DIRECT MY COLD LASER HATESTARE THROUGH YOUR BULGE FROM BEHIND MY GOOFY ASS GOGGLY GIRL GLASSES FOR LAME SHITTY SISSIES.
 KARKAT: OKAY I'M PARAPHRASING HERE.
 KARKAT: SO I GIVE HER THE PASSWORD AND SHE'S LIKE WRONG!!! I HAVEN'T GIVEN YOU THAT PASSWORD YET, OR YOU ALREADY GAVE ME THAT PASSWORD, OR IT'S "TOO EARLY" FOR IT OR WHATEVER. FIND THE RIGHT FUTURE ME TO GIVE THE PASSWORD TO.
 KARKAT: SO I'M LIKE FUCK, I RESPECTFULLY SUBMIT THIS IS NEW LEVELS OF STUPIDITY AND POINTLESSNESS THAT ONLY RETARDS WOULD ENJOY WHILE EARNESTLY INVESTIGATING THEIR OWN GENITALS, BUT THAT'S JUST MY OPINION.
 KARKAT: AND THEN WE SPEND WAY MORE TIME ARGUING ABOUT PASSWORD SHIT THAN ANYTHING CONSTRUCTIVE.
 KANAYA: It Sounds Like You Like Her
 KARKAT: WHAT?? WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THAT
 KANAYA: Well She Is Giving You A Reason To Be Frustrated And Loud What More Could You Ask For In A Friend
 KANAYA: Shes Quite Considerate Actually
 KARKAT: OK, YES, I'LL SAY SHE'S A LOT MORE DECENT THAN I GAVE HER CREDIT FOR ORIGINALLY
 KARKAT: AND SOMEWHERE IN THIS MESS I GUESS A COHERENT PLAN IS STARTING TO EMERGE? I STILL CAN'T DETERMINE EXACTLY WHAT IT IS BECAUSE SHE'S ALWAYS SO VAGUE, BUT WHATEVER.
 KARKAT: AT LEAST SHE ACTUALLY SEEMS TO CARE ABOUT HELPING US WITH OUR PROBLEM TOO, WHICH IS MORE THAN I THOUGHT A HUMAN WOULD DO, AND [U]WAY[/U] MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR A LOT OF THE LOUSY SELF ABSORBED FUCKS AROUND HERE.
 KANAYA: Do You Think Terezi Is Aware Of Your Interactions With Her
 KARKAT: I DON'T KNOW, PROBABLY?
 KANAYA: I Don't Want To Sound Meddlesome Because I Know People Dont Like That Much But Didn't You and She Used To Have A Thing Like That
 KARKAT: MAN, WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK WE HAD A THING???
 KANAYA: Well Didn't You
 KARKAT: THE THINK WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE EXISTED NOTWITHSTANDING, WHAT RIGHT WOULD SHE HAVE TO BE UPSET ABOUT ME TALKING WITH JADE.
 KANAYA: Maybe She Thinks You Are Trying To Make Her Jealous
 KARKAT: OH LIKE SHE'S NOT DOING THE SAME THING TO ME BY TALKING TO THAT POMPOUS TOOL WHO'S IDIOTICALLY INSECURE ABOUT THE COLOR OF HIS EYES.
 KARKAT: WHILE HYPOCRITICALLY TYPING WITH HIS CANDY RED TEXT TO DRIVE THE GIRLS WILD, WHAT A FUCKING SHOWOFF.
 KARKAT: YOU JUST KNOW SHE'S DOING IT TO ANNOY ME, SHE WAS PROBABLY EVEN PUTTING ON A LITTLE SHOW FOR ME CRYING OVER HIS CORPSE, LIKE SHE REALLY GIVES A SHIT.
 KANAYA: Do You Actually Believe She Was Pretending
 KARKAT: YEAH SURE. I DUNNO
 KANAYA: Maybe You Should Try Not To Be So Quick To Dismiss The Sincerity Of Peoples Emotions
 KARKAT: I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
 KARKAT: WOW I WAS BEING PRETTY DUMB JUST NOW. WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT.
 KARKAT: PAST ME IS ALWAYS SO TERRIBLE, EVEN WHEN I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED BEING HIM.
 KANAYA: ...
 KARKAT: UH
 KANAYA: I Wasnt Actually Crying Just Now I Was Exaggerating My Reaction For Effect
 KARKAT: OK YOU'RE GOING WAY TOO FAR WITH THE MULTICULTURAL SHIT, YOU NEED TO TAKE IT DOWN A PEG.
 
 > Talk to Feferi and Sollux.
 FEFERI: KRABSNACK!!!!!!
 KARKAT: HEY.
 FEFERI: You're just in time. We are talking about serious feelings )(ere!
 FEFERI: Sollux )(as been feeling...
 KARKAT: DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
 SOLLUX: THANK you.
 SOLLUX: kk you are a true friiend.
 FEFERI: Oh fine. 38(
 FEFERI: So w)(at reeled you over to t)(e old pile?
 KARKAT: HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN GAMZEE?
 KARKAT: IT'S NOT LIKE HIM TO STRAY FAR FROM THE HORN PILE.
 KARKAT: I'M GETTING KIND OF WORRIED.
 FEFERI: You are?
 FEFERI: Aw, t)(at's so sweet!
 SOLLUX: ehehehheheheheheh, yeah.
 KARKAT: AUGH.
 KARKAT: JUST, WHERE IS HE?
 SOLLUX: ii dunno man, ii have heard nary a honk out of hiim for a whiile.
 FEFERI: Maybe somet)(ing frig)(tened )(im off into t)(e lab?
 FEFERI: W)(y don't you go looking for )(im? We could )(elp!
 KARKAT: I WOULD, BUT
 KARKAT: I CAN'T. GOT TO STAY PUT, KEEP THE TEAM TOGETHER.
 KARKAT: I DON'T WANT YOU FUCKERS STRAYING OFF EITHER, YOU UNDERSTAND?
 KARKAT: JUST STAY IN THE PILE AND KEEP MAKING EVERYONE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH YOUR SAPPY BULLSHIT, THAT'S AN ORDER.
 FEFERI: We were t)(inking of taking a nap, actually.
 FEFERI: You s)(ould too, Carpcatfis)(! It'll be GR-EAT!
 KARKAT: WHY DO YOU KEEP INSISTING ON IGNORING THE SIMPLE NO SLEEPING RULE, I MADE IT PERFECTLY...
 KARKAT: YOU KNOW WHAT, FINE. JUST TAKE YOUR NAP, AS LONG AS YOU JUST STAY PUT.
 
 (as Eridan)
 >Talk to Kanaya.
 ERIDAN: kan i been meaning to thank you
 KANAYA: For What
 ERIDAN: for all that trainin you did
 ERIDAN: i wwouldnt be the incredible holy wwizard i am noww wwithout your help
 KANAYA: But I Didnt Even Really Train You I Just Made You a Wand
 ERIDAN: yeah wwell thats all i needed i guess
 ERIDAN: i just needed for someone to showw a little faith in me so im saying thanks i owwe ya
 KANAYA: Okay Then Youre Welcome
 KANAYA: I Hope You Use Your Magnificent Powers Of Light And Hope For Goodness And Purity And Lets Not Forget Science
 ERIDAN: dont wwory im all ovver that shit you dont evven knoww
 KANAYA: Uh Oh I Hope That Didnt Come Off As Too Sarcastic
 ERIDAN: wwhat
 KANAYA: The Thing I Just Said
 KANAYA: I Didnt Even Realize How Sarcastic I Was Being Its Starting To Become a Problem I Think
 KANAYA: Please Dont Take Too Much Offense
 ERIDAN: haha damn kan if thats your idea of offens bein made then i honestly gotta fuckin wworry for you
 ERIDAN: tell you wwhat ill givve you some lessons in dealin out the dark umbrage to repay you for your tutelage in the wwhite science
 KANAYA: Um Sure
 KANAYA: A Little Later Maybe
 ERIDAN: hey wwhat are you doin anyway
 ERIDAN: wwhats that think there
 KANAYA: The Matriorb
 KANAYA: I Was About To Go Hatch It In The Core To Restore Our Race
 ERIDAN: that sounds
 ERIDAN: hopeful
 KANAYA: I Hope Its Hopeful
 ERIDAN: you should of told me about this
 ERIDAN: if theres goin to be any sort a hope for our race as the prince of hope i demand to be invvolvved
 ERIDAN: so dont go anywwhere wwithout me got it
 KANAYA: But
 KANAYA: Fine
 
 > Talk to Karkat.
 KARKAT: MAN, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? YOU AREN'T HELPING, WANDERING OFF LIKE...
 KARKAT: HOLY SHIT, IS THAT YOUR NEW MAGIC WAND?
 ERIDAN: its not magic wwe talked about this kar
 KARKAT: RIGHT, IT'S POWERED BY SCIENCE, I FORGOT.
 KARKAT: OR HOPE, WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS.
 ERIDAN: i dont fuckin need this from you i take enough shit as it is from the rest a you dirtscrapers i thought you and me had a kinda pact or wwhatevver
 KARKAT: OK FINE, SHUT UP, I APOLOGIZE. I KNOW IT'S TOUGH BEING YOU.
 ERIDAN: nobody gets it
 ERIDAN: i had a harder time than anybody wwith this game
 ERIDAN: it wwas really fuckin unfair wwhat challenges i got saddled wwith
 ERIDAN: i wwoulda fuckin MURDERED for a land full of a lot a harmless brains and fire
 ERIDAN: but no
 ERIDAN: it wwas so lonely
 ERIDAN: hey guys anybody wwant to come hang out wwith me in the land a wwrath and angels
 ERIDAN: anybody at all i knoww it isnt anythin like one of your flippin land picnics
 ERIDAN: anybody please ill evven settle for the kittycat shipper cavve girl
 ERIDAN: but yeah i guess bein her servver player and savvin her life wwasnt goddamn enough
 ERIDAN: had to be my most humiliatin rejection yet
 KARKAT: OK, BUT TO BE FAIR, I'M PRETTY SURE SHE'S STILL OBSESSED WITH ME.
 KARKAT: IT'S A VERY UNFORTUNATE, VERY RED AND VERY UNREQUITED SITUATION I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TIPTOE AROUND FOR A LONG TIME, OK?
 KARKAT: HER DISINTEREST IN YOUR ADVANCE WASN'T A REFLECTION ON YOU AT ALL.
 KARKAT: COME ON, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
 ERIDAN: yeah i guess
 KARKAT: ANYWAY I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU WERE EXPECTING TO MAKE ANY SORT OF TRACTION IF YOU SEE HER AS THE KITTYCAT SHIPPER GIRL, SHE'S A PERSON WITH FEELINGS YOU RAVING DOUCHE.
 ERIDAN: i knoww kar its not evven the point im over that embarrassment
 ERIDAN: im just saying wwhere the fuck wwhere you guys
 ERIDAN: i had to deal wwith those awwful angels all by my self
 ERIDAN: do you havve any idea howw hard those assholes are to kill
 ERIDAN: like at least a minute of sustained fire from only the most legendary weapon evver and they wwere FAST and ANGRY as SHIT
 KARKAT: YEAH WE TALKED ABOUT THAT TOO.
 KARKAT: I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE KILLING THEM DUDE.
 KARKAT: I KEPT SAYING, I THINK THEY'RE LIKE GAME CONSTRUCTS OR SOMETHING. THERE TO SERVE SOME OTHER GAME PURPOSE, NOT FOR YOU TO HUNT DOWN.
 KARKAT: THEY DIDN'T EVEN GIVE YOU ANY GRIST, YOU IDIOT. THAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE.
 ERIDAN: fine wwhatevver your still missin the point
 ERIDAN: wwhere wwas evverybody wwhy are they avvoidin me all the time
 KARKAT: THEY WERE TOO SCARED SHITLESS TO SET FOOT ON YOUR PLANET FOR MORE THAN A SECOND!
 KARKAT: BETWEEN A TRIGGERHAPPY PRINCE WITH A GOD WEAPON BLASTING ANYTHING THAT TWITCHED AND A MILLION CRAZED ANGELS HE DELIBERATELY ENRAGED, IT WASN'T WHAT I'D CALL AN IDEAL SOCIAL HUB.
 KARKAT: IF YOU WERE LONELY WHY DIDN'T YOU VENTURE OUT MORE OFTEN?
 ERIDAN: wwell i wwoulda but nobody else wwas vvolunteerin to pick up the slack on angel killin duties
 KARKAT: OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN
 ERIDAN: and anywways i did leavve
 ERIDAN: evventually
 KARKAT: LEAVING YOUR PLANET TO GO DUEL WITH SOLLUX ISN'T BEING SOCIABLE YOU THICK FUCK.
 KARKAT: AND YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU DESERVED GETTING YOUR ASS HANDED TO YOU, BECAUSE I WARNED YOU AND YOU DIDN'T LISTEN.
 ERIDAN: yeah ok wwe wwill see wwhos becoming the proud new recipient a wwhose ass noww
 KARKAT: ARGH, LOOK
 KARKAT: JUST STAY HERE FOR A WHILE, OK? NO MORE BROODING IN THE LAB, AND ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING DUELING. STAY OUT OF TROUBLE.
 
 > Talk to Feferi and Sollux.
 SOLLUX: oh God, iit'2 hiim.
 SOLLUX: ff can you tell hiim two go away, ii don't even have the energy for thii2.
 ERIDAN: hey finless this doesnt concern those wwith mustard sludge slippin through their vveins
 ERIDAN: its a matter for royalty only
 ERIDAN: so keep your mouth closed or ill slit you open ovver my next meal
 SOLLUX: w/e bro, not iintere2ted.
 FEFERI: -Eridan, please! I don't want to see any more dueling.
 FEFERI: Don't try to provoke )(im. It's not like I don't know w)( you're doing! You keep trying to spark a rivalry wit)( )(im to get me to auspiticize between you two, and pull us out of your quadrant!
 FEFERI: It is t)(e oldest and lamest trick in t)(e book. It didn't work t)(en and it won't work now!
 ERIDAN: that's an astonishin accusation howw could you say that
 ERIDAN: first as if this scum is evven wworthy of a rivvalry wwith me and second as if im not totally DONE wwith you like i havve TOLD you REPEATEDLY
 ERIDAN: all i wwant to do is havve a wword wwith you
 FEFERI: Ok -Eridan, we can talk. But only if you're planning on being civil.
 ERIDAN: that's wwhat you nevver get fef
 ERIDAN: you and i are bein civvil by vvery vvirtue a the fact that wwere talkin noww
 ERIDAN: wwere royalty you and i and wwe belong together
 ERIDAN: evven if not in THAT WAY wwhich i get that youre not into and thats fine
 ERIDAN: but wee belong together as the rulin class if nothin else
 ERIDAN: so im gonna ask you this one last time and givve you the choice
 ERIDAN: im about to go please come wwith me
 FEFERI: Go wit)( you?? -Eridan, you weren't really serious about going to find Jack, were you?
 ERIDAN: of course i wwas
 ERIDAN: and wwe should do it together
 ERIDAN: youvve got nothin to fear noww ivve reached a neww heights of powwer no one else can dream of not evven mindfang wwith her garish orange swweatsuit and her silly flappy wwings and all her poppycock about luck wwhich evveryone wwith a think pan knowws to be the fakest fiction that evver failed to exist
 SOLLUX: thii2 ii2 the mo2t hiilariiou2 thiing ii've ever heard, he made of of hii2 2hiitty fake wand2 glow a little and now he thiink2 he'2 a fairy god troll or 2omething, lmao!
 ERIDAN: wwas that slander just i heard i cant evven tell
 ERIDAN: i tend to block out noise from filth wwhose blood is practically the complementary fuckin color a mine
 FEFERI: )(e )(as a point t)(oug)(, in t)(at you may be overestimating your abilities?
 FEFERI: Jack Noir is INSAN-ELY powerful -ERIDAN! Please, I don't want to see you do anyt)(ing foolis)( by trying to fig)(t )(im.
 ERIDAN: fight him
 ERIDAN: are you fuckin nuts
 ERIDAN: i slaughtered enough angels to knoww my limits and wwhere i stand against the lord of all angels they prophecized
 ERIDAN: of course im not gonna fight him i stand no chance in hell against that guy
 ERIDAN: im goin to join him
 FEFERI: YOU'R-E W)(AT???
 ERIDAN: and youre gonna join me in joinin him too fef come on lets go
 SOLLUX: AHAHAHAHA, ok that'2 it, he'2 lo2t iit.
 FEFERI: NO I AM NOT! And you aren't eit)(er! T)(at is GLUBBING INSAN-E!
 FEFERI: I t)(oug)(t you were supposed to be t)(e Prince of )(ope? )( is it )(opeful to surrender to a murderous demon like a COWARD???
 ERIDAN: as the prince of hope im uniquely qualified to recognize wwhen all hope is lost
 ERIDAN: and im tellin you there is no hope not evven a little bit
 ERIDAN: only thing left to do is servve him and hope he spares us
 ERIDAN: and im extendin the invvitation to come wwith me cause evven though you dont think so i really do care about you
 ERIDAN: servvin under jack together wwell be unstoppable and our anemones wwill tremble before us wwhat do you say
 FEFERI: NO. You )(ave lost ALL RIG)(T to use fis)( puns FOR-EV-ER. I revoke your fis)( punning license as w)(ale as our fronds)(ip!
 ERIDAN: dont take that tuna vvoice wwith me princess
 FEFERI: W)(AT T)(-E FUCK DID I JUST SAY???
 FEFERI: T)(at's it. T)(is makes me sad, -Eridan, but now we )(ave to stop you. We can't let you find Jack and risk leading )(im to us.
 ERIDAN: so thats howw it is is it
 SOLLUX: 2he'2 riight, man. can't beliieve thii2, ii wa2 lookiing forward two a nap two.
 SOLLUX: ii 2hould have kiilled you on lobaf when ii had the chance.
 SOLLUX: oh well, gue22 iit'2 only fiittiing ii'd take you down iin ROUND TWO.
 SOLLUX: you ready, priince?
 ERIDAN: bring it mage