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1 | >Be Norman | |
2 | >I'm new in this town and on my first day of school | |
3 | >My parent's didn't let me skip school even though we arrived today | |
4 | >So here I am. Just a Sleep deprived normal guy on his first day of school. On top of that I'm late for class | |
5 | >I'm really off to a good start | |
6 | >At the school's main gate, there was a janitor or a gardener or something | |
7 | >He's an old man with dark skin, gray hair, a goatee and a very mismatching outfit. | |
8 | >Maybe he escaped from an asylum or something. Though he has an air that reminds me of my dad | |
9 | >"I havent seen you here before" -the man says- "are you perhaps a new student here?" | |
10 | >"Yes" -I answered | |
11 | >"Don't you now that you can't be late on your first day? Everyone will laugh at you" | |
12 | >"uh, yes I know, it's just that I got into this town today, so I kinda got lost on my way here" -I replied again | |
13 | >The tall man showed worry in his his face | |
14 | >"You know what? I was once like you. Just a little boy who couldn't distinguish left and right" | |
15 | >A smile appears on his face | |
16 | >"I gess I'll show you arround school, so you don't get lost again" -he said while showing me a very wide grin | |
17 | >It seems that despite his appearance he's a very kind person | |
18 | >"okay! I'll take on your offer" -I smile at him as I speak. | |
19 | >By the way young lad, what's your name? | |
20 | >My name is Norman. And yours mister janitor? | |
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22 | >"Oh, Norman! how corteous" -he chuckled- "there's no need for you to know the name of a humble janitor. But if you must refer to me by a name, you can call me Mr.D" he seemed flattered as we spoke. | |
23 | >I wonder how people here treat this janitor for him to be this happy just because I asked his name. | |
24 | >But Mr. D? you must be some kind of pretentious faggot if you make people call you that. I can understand if they mistreat you after you present yourself | |
25 | >"so lets go on a tour all arround the school" -Mr. D said this in a way reminiscent of some musical; I almost expected him to start singing | |
26 | >And so we went arround the whole school. Mr. D let me look through the windows of many rooms while explaining me what each room was for. | |
27 | >"This is the library, here, our colorful student body can read books of almost any topic, we even have some banned books." | |
28 | >What? does this library has porn or something like that? -I thought | |
29 | >"Of course not, if we had that the government would close the school. Also, please leave your questions for the end of the tour" | |
30 | >Wait, what? I'm pretty sure I didn't say that, did he read my mind, or he just expected I would think something like that? I guess I'll stay with my second guess in this | |
31 | >We just kept walking and I see the first student since I got here, a rainbow haired girl with blueish skin, just you normal everyday girl. | |
32 | >What the hell? | |
33 | >"Questions at the end of the tour please" | |
34 | >Mr. D you are freaking me out. I haven't spoken a word since we were at the library | |
35 | >"This is the dining room, where you and your future iridiscent friends will hace lunch and strengthen your bonds" | |
36 | >seeing some of the people here I can guess why he uses synonyms of the word color to refer to them | |
37 | >"Don't ask questions yet Norman, just enjoy the tour" -he spoke before I could even move my mouth | |
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39 | >Mr. D kept showing me many different rooms while emphasizing the varying hues of this school's students. He didn't let me speak during the whole trip. Damn it I need to know | |
40 | >"Okay then, here we finish our little tour" -he spoke- "this is the principal's office, I hope you never end up here" | |
41 | >Mr. D proceeded to take a microphone from the principal's desk | |
42 | >"Hello everyone, welcome to a new episode of Mr. D's interviews. Our special guest today is also our newest student Mr. Norman. A round of applause please" | |
43 | >this guy is kinda funny, he acted as if he was hosting a tv show I just played along, maybe no one pays attention to this poor guy, but don't worry Mr. D I wont be a faggot like the people here | |
44 | >"So Mr. Norman, have you got any question about our cherished school?" -he asked as a professional announcer. | |
45 | >"Yes I have a question" -I replied- "What's wrong with all the colored people?" | |
46 | >"And that my friend's was today's show thanks for tuning in" -he then left the room without even answering my question | |
47 | >That was so weird and random, whatever | |
48 | >Classes were already over so I started walking home | |
49 | >"OMG SO RACIST" -The student's start yelling | |
50 | >"Yeah, check your privilege, white scum." -I wonder what happened, I guess it's some kind of protest | |
51 | >"Fuck you Norman" | |
52 | >Oh shit | |
53 | >People start calling me a skin head. | |
54 | >It's going to be a long year | |
55 | >At the gate was Mr.D | |
56 | >"Did you enjoy your welcome party?" -he said as he smirked | |
57 | >"By the way, I'm no janitor, I'm Hester Descartes, the main funder of this school" | |
58 | >"Have a nice year" | |
59 | >This is definitely going to be a long year |