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 25 [02:48:53] <CLightGM> Allright, so we're off.
 25 [02:49:33] <CLightGM> You head in the direction of some trees that appear to be almost in autumn colors
 25 [02:50:13] <CLightGM> There is a trail that leads on your way that seems to be traveled recently
 25 [02:50:45] <CLightGM> As you walk through the trail, some birds can be heard singing
 25 [02:51:48] <CLightGM> As you walk further down the the trail, you come to a small clearing
 25 [02:51:49] <GoldenTouch> [what time is it?]
 25 [02:51:52] <GoldenTouch> [http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSRUQan23gdsz2Vmnqee_iJJ3E4lytBO03DmFjPU0LBQhOlpnn6]
 25 [02:52:11] <GoldenTouch> [... sorry]
 25 [02:53:07] <CLightGM> [k] On the far side of the clearing you spot a familiar pony
 25 [02:53:37] <CLightGM> She seems lost in thought and worn out
 25 [02:54:05] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [LUCY!]
 25 [02:54:23] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [ok lets go home GG everyone]
 25 [02:54:28] <GoldenTouch> [yep, adventure over]
 25 [02:54:31] <Rolling_> [mfw we find lucy and can't contact anyone else to tell them we did]
 25 [02:54:37] <GoldenTouch> [see you guys tommorow]
 25 [02:54:41] <CLightGM> [lol]
 32 [02:54:57] Ikea walks into the clearing and calls out to her
 25 [02:54:57] <GoldenTouch> [we go back to town]
 25 [02:54:59] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [my sides ATM are not present]
 25 [02:55:21] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [Mission Accomplished, Series Over]
 25 [02:55:32] <GoldenTouch> [S RANK]
 25 [02:55:38] <CLightGM> She turns to see you. "Hey guys! Thanks for coming for me." She begins walking towards the party wearily.
 2 [02:55:44] GoldenTouch follows ikea
 25 [02:55:49] <Starlight> [ITS A TRAP]
 25 [02:55:53] <CLightGM> Just then a wyvern burst from the sky and breathes fire down upon her
 25 [02:56:04] <GoldenTouch> [...... wut]
 25 [02:56:05] <CLightGM> She cries out in agony as the flames wash over her body
 25 [02:56:05] <Boris_> [gg no re]
 25 [02:56:07] <Rolling_> [T-T
 25 [02:56:11] <Rolling_> ]
 32 [02:56:16] Booze_Hound_Sober shout "what the FUCK!?!"
 32 [02:56:20] Ikea runs up to her and tries to down out the flames
 25 [02:56:27] <GoldenTouch> [welp, screw you guys, i'm going home]
 25 [02:56:32] <CLightGM> A blood curling scream is heard and the flames are too hot to get near her
 25 [02:56:41] <GoldenTouch> "WHAT THE HELL?"
 25 [02:56:48] <Booze_Hound_Sober> Perception roll?
 25 [02:56:57] <CLightGM> You are helpless to watch as her body chars and is burnt to a crisp before she begins melting
 32 [02:57:00] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] shouts at the wyvern, "What the FUCK was THAT?!"
 25 [02:57:21] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "GODI'LLKEELYEHYABLOODYBASTERD!"
 32 [02:57:26] Ikea drops to the ground by the fire's edge, staring into the flames
 25 [02:57:37] <GoldenTouch> "Wait.... that was easy... to easy..."
 25 [02:57:52] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [how would i do a perception roll?]
 25 [02:58:04] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [if that is how these things are done idk]
 25 [02:58:06] <CLightGM> [fuck just roll one]
 25 [02:58:21] <GoldenTouch> [we are all in a dream]
 25 [02:58:22] <Booze_Hound_Sober> !roll d20 perception check
 25 [02:58:22] <GameServ> 4 == 4
 25 [02:58:29] <Umbra_Electrum> !roll d20 PER
 25 [02:58:30] <GameServ> 18 == 18
 25 [02:58:33] <Boris_> [We need t og odeeper]
 25 [02:58:37] <Starlight> !roll d20 Perception
 25 [02:58:37] <GameServ> 12 == 12
 25 [02:58:38] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> !roll d20 to focus on the fucking wyvern
 25 [02:58:38] <GameServ> 18 == 18
 32 [02:58:42] Rolling_ looks on, unable to comprehend the sight in front of him. he trots closer to the flames, eyes locked on lucy.
 25 [02:58:50] <CLightGM> Booze hound sees nothing, but Umbra and Hot notice a figure walking towards the group
 25 [02:59:07] <Rolling_> !roll d20 to feel or not feel heat from wyverns breath
 25 [02:59:08] <GameServ> 9 == 9
 25 [02:59:20] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [dafuq's a wyvern?]
 25 [02:59:22] <CLightGM> [only roll when I tell you]
 24 [02:59:29] <Ikea> [type of dragon]
 25 [02:59:34] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [oh]
 25 [02:59:37] <Starlight> [Think of the dragons from skyrim]
 25 [02:59:39] <Rolling_> [a dragon with no arms, smaller and dumber usually]
 24 [02:59:44] <Ikea> [those are drakes]
 25 [02:59:44] <GoldenTouch> [i have an ice type pokemon!]
 25 [02:59:58] <Rolling_> [scorpion tail most of the time]
 25 [03:00:06] <CLightGM> The figure is pony shaped and is covered in a grey cloak.  You can tell that the fur is orange from what peeks out.
 32 [03:00:07] Umbra_Electrum looks towards the figure, frowning a bit, ".....Who's there...?" He asked, crotch down in a stance.
 25 [03:00:07] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [well barbed]
 24 [03:00:22] <Ikea> [Dragon = Six limbs, Drake = four limbs, walks like a bat, Wyvern = 4 limbs, walks like a bird]
 25 [03:00:40] <Rolling_> [^]
 25 [03:00:44] <Starlight> [They're all dragons to me]
 32 [03:00:49] GoldenTouch looks toward where umbra is looking
 25 [03:00:52] <CLightGM> It speaks in a musical tongue. "Well, I think you were hoping to save your liitle friend there?  I can help but you must do something for me first."
 25 [03:01:15] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [can i see him now or not?]
 25 [03:01:16] <Rolling_> "what?"
 24 [03:01:18] <Ikea> [all kinds of dragon. The wyvern is a norse dragon, drake is a modern dragon and dragon is a medieval dragon]
 25 [03:01:27] <CLightGM> [yes all can see the figure]
 32 [03:01:37] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] tilts her head, and rubs her eyes.
 32 [03:01:37] Ikea is still staring into the flames
 32 [03:01:55] GoldenTouch looks at the strange pony "And who the hell are you?"
 32 [03:02:01] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] can't believe what she's seeing.
 32 [03:02:09] Booze_Hound_Sober readies  weapon "what do you know of our mission? "
 25 [03:02:12] <Umbra_Electrum> "....And what would that be, Mysterous one?" He asked, still wary of the figure.
 25 [03:02:45] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "What is your will, oh great and powerful blood daemon?"
 25 [03:02:46] <CLightGM> I am but one of the inhabitants of these fair woods.  I noticed a commotion earlier and went to see what it was about.  Your friend was with us for several days.  It's a shame really that we will have to heal her again."
 25 [03:03:40] <CLightGM> And after almost dying to that troll and the fall, too. What a pity
 25 [03:03:40] <Umbra_Electrum> "....Again?"
 25 [03:03:48] <Starlight> "...What?"
 32 [03:03:50] Rolling_ nods to the pony. "thank you for caring for her. you can really heal her from these wounds?"
 32 [03:03:51] Lightning_Streak_ backs up staring up at the wyvern as it speaks, frightend by its appearance. She listends as it speaks to them
 25 [03:04:14] <Umbra_Electrum> "What happened to her? And who are you? Some sort of Fair Folk?"
 24 [03:04:25] <Ikea> [psst wyvern is gone. cloaked pony now]
 25 [03:04:32] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "Thank you for looking after her all this time"
 25 [03:04:34] <CLightGM> It will be difficult, but we can manage.  You have to retrieve the wyvern's heart.  I know that it will return to its den and sleep after this.
 25 [03:04:35] <GoldenTouch> "Umbra shh, let him talk"
 25 [03:04:52] <CLightGM> And yes, you might say that I am of the Fair Folk, for those who know of us.
 25 [03:05:14] <Starlight> "So dragon slaying. Is that all?"
 25 [03:05:16] <Boris_> "'Could you tell us more about this wyvern?"
 25 [03:05:25] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "Your will is my command, oh great and powerful blood daemon."
 25 [03:05:39] <GoldenTouch> "Why do you need it's heart?"
 25 [03:05:40] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "ok so just get it's heart?"
 25 [03:06:00] <CLightGM> I can give you the way to go, but my buisness is needed elsewhere to heal her again.  I need the heart in order to save her.
 32 [03:06:18] Rolling_ turns to golden. "do we care? the more important question would be, can we get it?"
 25 [03:06:41] <CLightGM> It should be asleep by the time you get there, so a sneak attack might kill it.
 25 [03:06:55] <GoldenTouch> "Seems sane enough seeing as A FUCKING WYVERN JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE"
 25 [03:07:01] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "Good thing I brought my ghillie suit."
 25 [03:07:19] <CLightGM> Just be sure to keep out of the way of the denezins of this forest.  A band of trolls is still roaming about
 25 [03:07:19] <Boris_> "Not as if there's much of an alternative"
 25 [03:07:33] <Umbra_Electrum> ".....May as well..."
 32 [03:07:47] Rolling_ looks at the cloaked pony figure. does it have any weak points that you know of? any information to help us kill it?"
 25 [03:08:45] <CLightGM> Now, then, time's being wasted, follow this path *it points* and it will lead you to a door.  Past that door there is a forest that is easy to get lost in.  After you pass through the forest, you will come to the den.  Make your attack there.
 25 [03:09:00] <Lightning_Streak_> "...Easier said than done..."
 25 [03:09:13] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "Your will..."
 25 [03:09:15] <CLightGM> And yes, attack the wings to stop it from flying, attack the throat to stop it breathing fire
 25 [03:09:33] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "...be done.
 32 [03:09:37] Rolling_ nods.
 32 [03:09:45] GoldenTouch looks at the pony "Thank you..."
 25 [03:09:47] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "We will return"
 25 [03:10:02] <CLightGM> It waits for you as you leave. "You're welcome. Have fun!"
 32 [03:10:07] Ikea is still staring into the flames
 32 [03:10:17] Lightning_Streak_ looks over to the path "Seems simple enough..."
 25 [03:10:25] <GoldenTouch> "fun!....
 25 [03:10:26] <Boris_> [>have fun]
 25 [03:10:26] <Rolling_> "... have fun...?"
 25 [03:10:39] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "WHEE! LET'S GO!"
 25 [03:11:17] <GoldenTouch> [I feel like i'm in the hobbit!]
 25 [03:11:46] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "Onward to adventure!"
 32 [03:11:52] Rolling_ looks down the path, then to the rest of his group. "well, shall we?"
 32 [03:11:53] Lightning_Streak_ readys her spear "Todays a good day to die..."
 24 [03:11:56] <Ikea> [psst... someone might want to grab Ikea... or he might just stay at the fire...]
 2 [03:12:09] GoldenTouch looks over at ikea
 25 [03:12:18] <GoldenTouch> "HEY PYROBOY, COME ON"
 25 [03:12:28] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [Leave the capital of sweden behind.]
 25 [03:12:48] <GoldenTouch> [>Capital of sweeden]
 32 [03:12:54] Umbra_Electrum patted Lighting on the shoulder, before nodding and following the others.
 2 [03:13:09] <CLightGM> [so are you leaving ikea?]
 25 [03:13:17] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [no]
 2 [03:13:26] <Booze_Hound_Sober> !roll d20 to snap ikea out on it
 25 [03:13:26] <GameServ> 12 == 12
 25 [03:13:46] <Starlight> [back, we kill anything yet?]
 25 [03:13:51] <CLightGM> [only roll when I tel you too booze] She snaps out of it
 25 [03:13:55] <Boris_> [Not yet]
 24 [03:14:00] <Ikea> [RP, don't just roll! But fine, I'm snapping out of it ]
 24 [03:14:03] <Ikea> [Also, He]
 25 [03:14:14] <GoldenTouch> [i was gonna say he]
 25 [03:14:15] <CLightGM> [meh doing two things at once]
 25 [03:14:20] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [srry new to adventures]
 24 [03:14:24] <Ikea> "Huh? What's going on?"
 2 [03:14:28] Rolling_ walks over to ikea and nudges him in the shoulder."coming?"
 24 [03:14:41] <Ikea> [don't worry, everybody has to learn at the start]
 24 [03:14:52] <Ikea> "We going back?"
 32 [03:15:02] Ikea glances back into the flames
 32 [03:15:08] Starlight follows the group. "Excelsior!"
 2 [03:15:17] GoldenTouch walks over and drags ikea away "LETS GO"
 32 [03:15:20] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] begins slowly walking the trail...
 32 [03:15:24] Ikea gets dragged
 32 [03:15:27] Lightning_Streak_ follows along with the others, laughing to herself
 32 [03:15:28] Boris_ follows along
 32 [03:15:41] Rolling_ snorts. "we're going forward. did you miss the whole thing where the disguised evil thing told us to go kill a wyvern?"
 24 [03:15:57] <Ikea> "Disguised? yeah... sort of"
 25 [03:16:05] <CLightGM> And so you travel down the path.  Along the way you come across a bush of berries.
 32 [03:16:08] Booze_Hound_Sober yells at those walking off "STAY WITH THE GROUP!"
 25 [03:16:09] <CLightGM> !roll d100
 25 [03:16:09] <GameServ> 50 == 50
 2 [03:16:24] GoldenTouch drags ikea to the group
 25 [03:16:27] <Rolling_> [lol, helpful rolls]
 25 [03:16:45] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "Oh shit!"
 25 [03:16:46] <CLightGM> !roll 2d100
 25 [03:16:46] <GameServ> 89, 54 == 143
 25 [03:16:54] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "Berries!"
 25 [03:16:56] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [ok so we all together now?]
 25 [03:17:02] <Rolling_> [ya]
 32 [03:17:03] Boris_ grabs Ghillie
 25 [03:17:09] <Boris_> "Hold on there"
 24 [03:17:10] <Ikea> "Soo... we're killing the wyvern that did that? what else did 'it' say?"
 25 [03:17:17] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "you really shouldn't eat unknown berries"
 25 [03:17:22] <Boris_> "We don't know if that's safe"
 25 [03:17:25] <CLightGM> Allright, so there are 3 strawberries that give off a motherly aura
 25 [03:17:45] <CLightGM> sorry, bad descption.
 25 [03:17:48] <GoldenTouch> "Strawberries.....yum"
 25 [03:17:54] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "WOO! Strawberries!"
 25 [03:18:01] <Rolling_> "it's village or community or w/e found lucy and healed her.now they're willing to do it again, but need the wyvern heart."
 25 [03:18:02] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "no no no"
 25 [03:18:05] <Boris_> "Wait!"
 24 [03:18:05] <Ikea> "Hmm... strawberries... Rain wanted strawberries"
 25 [03:18:17] <CLightGM> They give off an aura of excitment
 25 [03:18:22] <GoldenTouch> [i wonder what others are doing :3]
 32 [03:18:32] Ikea pick strawberries and put them in bag
 32 [03:18:35] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] picks a strawberry.
 32 [03:18:38] Rolling_ walks over to inspect the berries.
 25 [03:18:47] <Booze_Hound_Sober> !roll d20 to inspect bush and berries
 25 [03:18:47] <GameServ> 19 == 19
 25 [03:19:00] <CLightGM> 2 rasberries give off a feeling of rage
 32 [03:19:05] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] smells the strawberry...
 24 [03:19:12] <Ikea> [I'm just going to assume that you explain the situation... so, does anyone mention the word Fairfolk to Ikea? Just need to ask that]
 25 [03:19:16] <CLightGM> 4 grapes give off a feeling of peace
 25 [03:19:35] <CLightGM> Do you take any of the fruit?
 25 [03:19:45] <Booze_Hound_Sober> take 2 grapes
 25 [03:19:52] <Booze_Hound_Sober> don't eat
 25 [03:19:57] <Booze_Hound_Sober> just pick them
 24 [03:19:57] <Ikea> I take all and put in my bags
 32 [03:20:02] Starlight moves to the bush. "Oh, I love grapes!" She picks the remaining grapes
 32 [03:20:13] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] took a strawberry, and smells it.
 25 [03:20:14] <GoldenTouch> watch the others loot the grape
 32 [03:20:17] Lightning_Streak_ walks over and picks some of the leaves, ignoring the berries
 2 [03:20:19] <CLightGM> [boze takes 2 grapes, Ikea takes everything else]
 24 [03:20:20] <Ikea> "Rain needs Grapes and strawberries, please don't eat them"
 25 [03:20:23] <Rolling_> "umm, just a little side note. it's bad to eat the food or drink the water while you're underhill."
 25 [03:20:30] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "keep then just in case dont eat them "
 32 [03:20:49] Umbra_Electrum does not pick the grapes and waits for everyone else....dispite wanting to actually taste those fucking fruits.
 25 [03:20:49] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "Better not eat this strawberry.
 25 [03:20:54] <Boris_> "I got a bad feeling about these fruits"
 25 [03:21:09] <GoldenTouch> "I know that feel"
 25 [03:21:13] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "It's motherly aura might give me estrus."
 25 [03:21:20] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [keep them just in case, don't eat them ] [Sorry about that]
 25 [03:21:44] <Rolling_> "yeah, let's not eat them in my opinion."
 25 [03:21:46] <CLightGM> [you can eat however many berries you like at any time during this adventure, even during your rolls]
 25 [03:22:04] <Starlight> [Can we attempt to feed them to enemies?]
 25 [03:22:12] <CLightGM> [if you really want to]
 32 [03:22:21] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] puts the strawberry into her saddlebag.
 25 [03:22:23] <Boris_> "Shall we sally on then?"
 25 [03:22:33] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "sounds good"
 25 [03:22:42] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "Off we trot!"
 2 [03:22:44] <Rolling_> [aside to ikea, i never mentioned fairies when i told you about the cloaked pony, but i did just mention underhill]
 32 [03:22:52] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] moves along.
 25 [03:22:54] <Starlight> "Tallyho."
 25 [03:22:56] <CLightGM> As you continue on, you eventually come to the door.
 32 [03:22:57] Lightning_Streak_ picks some of the sticks and bark, and goes back with the group "And we're off again"
 25 [03:23:02] <GoldenTouch> "making my way down the path"
 25 [03:23:21] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "WEHT GAIZ!"
 24 [03:23:23] <Ikea> [hmm... too subtle for him to have noticed, thanks though]
 25 [03:23:34] <Rolling_> "so, it's a door..."
 25 [03:23:36] <CLightGM> On the door is a mural in five parts.
 32 [03:23:45] Booze_Hound_Sober screeches to a hault
 24 [03:23:53] <Ikea> *examine murals*
 25 [03:24:00] <GoldenTouch> "The door!!"
 32 [03:24:09] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] knocks on the door, seeming not to have noticed the mural.
 25 [03:24:10] <CLightGM> From left to right, there is a red sun blazing in the last light of day.
 25 [03:24:26] <Boris_> "Ghillie what are you doing"
 25 [03:24:29] <CLightGM> The second mural has a playful ocean scene
 32 [03:24:46] Lightning_Streak_ stops to observe the mural on the door "Huh?...what is that?..."
 25 [03:24:47] <CLightGM> The third and forth parts combine to form an island
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 25 [03:25:11] <CLightGM> The fith part is another ocean scene
 25 [03:25:17] <GoldenTouch> "so... what does it mean"
 32 [03:25:31] Starlight silently observes the door.
 32 [03:25:34] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] knocks some moar...
 25 [03:25:35] <CLightGM> Near the door are various blocks of several colors and shapes
 25 [03:25:46] <CLightGM> yellow orange blue green purple red white black blocks
 25 [03:25:54] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "so fire, water, water/earth, earth/water, water"
 25 [03:25:54] <CLightGM> O X = < + shaped
 25 [03:26:02] <Boris_> "Ghillie, I don't think anybody is home"
 25 [03:26:17] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "Well no shit."
 25 [03:26:20] <CLightGM> Next to the door is a mechanism to insert five blocks
 25 [03:26:52] <GoldenTouch> "....puzzles, my mortal enemy"
 25 [03:27:00] <Rolling_> "huh, so to unlock the door we need to figure out what shapes correspond to what elements, most likely."
 32 [03:27:09] Booze_Hound_Sober examines colors
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 25 [03:27:19] <CLightGM> yellow orange blue green purple red white black blocks
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 25 [03:27:24] <Lightning_Streak_> "What is all this...some simple puzzle?" She looks at the door confused
 24 [03:27:29] <Ikea> "But there are 8 colours and 5 slots...
 32 [03:27:51] GoldenTouch sits there befuzzled
 25 [03:28:09] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "I think I get it..."
 24 [03:28:13] <Ikea> and 4 of the murals are of the same thing!?
 32 [03:28:15] Boris_ begins re-examining the murals
 25 [03:28:16] <Rolling_> [are there 8 blocks?]
 25 [03:28:16] <Starlight> "Let's use the process of elimination. I don't think The white and black blocks have anything to do with the mural."
 25 [03:28:21] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "I GOT IT!"
 25 [03:28:31] <CLightGM> [multiple blocks of multiple colors]
 25 [03:28:44] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "What is it HP>"
 32 [03:28:44] GoldenTouch looks at hot "do tell..."
 24 [03:28:46] <Ikea> [8 colours of block]
 25 [03:29:11] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "Red, Orange, Green, Yellow, Blue!"
 32 [03:29:18] GoldenTouch looks behind the door
 25 [03:29:22] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "I dunno."
 24 [03:29:28] <Ikea> "... reasoning?"
 25 [03:29:30] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "LET'S DO IT!"
 24 [03:29:35] <Ikea> "DON'T"
 25 [03:29:43] <Boris_> "Whoa there brother-man"
 24 [03:29:48] <Ikea> "We do nothing."
 25 [03:29:59] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "It's like the picture, the colors!"
 24 [03:30:00] <Ikea> "Not without reason, anyway"
 25 [03:30:03] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "the sun could be red, yellow or orange depending on the time of day"
 25 [03:30:16] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "It's red here."
 25 [03:30:18] <Starlight> "It looks pretty red to me."
 25 [03:30:23] <Rolling_> "most likely red or orange as it's sunset"
 32 [03:30:29] GoldenTouch continues to sit there to not add any stupididy to the conversation
 25 [03:30:35] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "RED!"
 24 [03:30:38] <Ikea> "The sun is clearly red in the first."
 25 [03:30:39] <CLightGM> From left to right, there is a red sun blazing in the last light of day.
 24 [03:30:56] <Ikea> "Second is an ocean scene. Blue?"
 24 [03:31:03] <Ikea> "Islands... green?"
 24 [03:31:08] <Ikea> "Ocean, blue?"
 24 [03:31:19] <Ikea> "So... red blue green green blue?"
 25 [03:31:22] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "No, there's two ocean scenes."
 25 [03:31:33] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "And 1 blue."
 2 [03:31:37] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "I'm with ikea on that order"
 25 [03:31:44] <Rolling_> "i'd say it's red blue green green blue blue, yeah"
 25 [03:31:44] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "Blue must be last."
 25 [03:31:54] <Starlight> "Maybe the first ocean is orange because of the sunset."
 25 [03:32:07] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "EXACTLY!"
 25 [03:32:19] <GoldenTouch> [is the door just sitting there? or is it connected to something?]
 24 [03:32:26] <Ikea> [just to clarify, there are several blocks of each colour, right?]
 25 [03:32:28] <Starlight> "Then the green island, yellow sand, then blue ocean..."
 24 [03:32:55] <Ikea> [and the slots are one of each shape?]
 25 [03:32:58] <CLightGM> [can't go around it. a wall blocks you from going further. and yes multiple blocks of each color]
 25 [03:33:09] <CLightGM> [yes]
 25 [03:33:21] <Rolling_> "well, we seem to be assuming that something bad will happen if we do it wrong. it could just not open."
 25 [03:33:21] <GoldenTouch> [me just thinking there a door with nothing surrounding it....]
 24 [03:33:36] <Ikea> "Yeah... that's likely..."
 25 [03:33:39] <Starlight> "I think Hot Pot is right."
 25 [03:33:41] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "we could walk away"
 25 [03:33:45] <Rolling_> [that's kinda exactly what i was picturing lol]
 20 [03:33:55] Hot_Pot [webchat@ip98-176-112-121.sd.sd.cox.net] has joined #MadStansInn
 24 [03:33:55] <Ikea> "If we need the heart, we need to go through"
 25 [03:34:03] <GoldenTouch> [the door from charlie the unicorn]
 25 [03:34:29] <CLightGM> A voice laughs in the bushes. "Going so soon? Nothing bad will happen if you get it wrong."
 24 [03:34:29] <Ikea> [not that it would matter, we're in the fair folk's land  now]
 25 [03:34:32] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "You know something I've been thinking the cloaked person said we need to get the heart not kill the wyvern"
 32 [03:34:47] Boris_ turns around "Who said that?!"
 25 [03:34:51] <Starlight> "Well I trust the nice bushman. Let's try it."
 25 [03:34:52] <Hot_Pot> "OH! SHIT!"
 32 [03:34:55] Lightning_Streak_ looks around her "D-Did anyone else hear that?"
 25 [03:34:56] <CLightGM> The forest is silent again
 24 [03:34:57] <Ikea> "Kinda hard to take somthing's heart without killing it"
 32 [03:35:00] Booze_Hound_Sober screams like a girl
 25 [03:35:00] <Hot_Pot> "TWO TALKING BUSHES!"
 32 [03:35:11] Ikea looks around the forest
 25 [03:35:15] <Umbra_Electrum> ".....Calm down..."
 37 [03:35:22] Hot_Pot [webchat@ip98-176-112-121.sd.sd.cox.net] is now known as Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]_
 24 [03:35:24] <Ikea> "Ok... what the fuck sent us along?"
 25 [03:35:34] <Boris_> [>2 ghillies]
 25 [03:35:35] <Rolling_> "motherfucking sneaky fairies, if we didn't have to play your game i'd shove iron nails into your tongue..."
 25 [03:35:36] <Boris_> [wat]
 34 [03:35:37] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] [webchat@ip98-176-112-121.sd.sd.cox.net] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 192 seconds
 24 [03:35:44] <Ikea> "Wait.. fairies?"
 37 [03:35:46] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]_ [webchat@ip98-176-112-121.sd.sd.cox.net] is now known as Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]
 24 [03:35:48] <Ikea> "As in Sidhe?"
 32 [03:36:05] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] approaches the other talking bush...
 24 [03:36:09] <Ikea> *sídhe, even
 32 [03:36:11] GoldenTouch walks over to the bush and starts stabbing at it with a blank expression on face
 25 [03:36:25] <Rolling_> "well, he said he was of the fair folk, let's hope he's not unseelie."
 25 [03:36:26] <CLightGM> You see nothing of importance at the bush
 24 [03:36:44] <Ikea> "And you said he was cloaked? no so way of telling colour"
 25 [03:36:49] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "Hello, fellow bush!"
 25 [03:36:55] <Boris_> "Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Let's get on with it"
 25 [03:36:57] <Rolling_> "he was orange, i think"
 25 [03:37:07] <CLightGM> The bush is silent and is pissed off that something thinks it can talk
 24 [03:37:12] <Ikea> "Oragne... and autumn colours on the trees."
 24 [03:37:16] <Ikea> "Autumn court"
 25 [03:37:37] <Rolling_> "well, at least it's not the winter court."
 24 [03:37:42] <Ikea> "Indeed..."
 24 [03:37:59] <Ikea> "Autumn... that's the sleep, right?"
 25 [03:38:27] <Rolling_> "well, let's be stupid mortals and trust the bush when it tells us it's okay to get the door combo wrong."
 24 [03:38:44] <Ikea> "Anyway... I say Red blue green green blue."
 24 [03:38:55] <Ikea> "Indeed... let's not start trusting Fey"
 25 [03:38:57] <Rolling_> "i agree."
 25 [03:39:01] <Boris_> "I agree"
 25 [03:39:10] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "Fuck it."
 2 [03:39:15] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "still with ikea"
 25 [03:39:23] <GoldenTouch> "Guys i think it's red blue green green blue"
 25 [03:39:31] <Boris_> "Just in case the bush was messing with us..."
 32 [03:39:35] Boris_ takes a couple steps back
 25 [03:39:42] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "OOH!"
 24 [03:39:47] <Ikea> "So that's at least 5 with me. Let's do it"
 25 [03:40:04] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> Red, Orange, Green, Green, Blue!"
 25 [03:40:06] <Umbra_Electrum> "Let's just get this.......over with..."
 32 [03:40:08] Ikea inserts the red in the first slot
 25 [03:40:23] <CLightGM> a good sounding click is heard
 25 [03:40:35] <Rolling_> {WAFFLE}
 25 [03:40:39] <GoldenTouch> "i wanna try one!"
 25 [03:40:41] <Boris_> "That's promising"
 25 [03:40:42] <Starlight> "Thats... good?"
 24 [03:40:54] <Ikea> "Go ahead."
 25 [03:40:58] <Booze_Hound_Sober> go "AHHHBLAGAFAAA" at noise
 32 [03:41:23] GoldenTouch grabs a blue block and hovers above the second hole "carefully......"
 32 [03:41:27] Rolling_ turns away from the door toward the way they've come, keeping a watch on their backtrail.
 32 [03:41:30] GoldenTouch slams it in
 25 [03:41:34] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "NO! DON'T!"
 25 [03:41:40] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "FUCK!"
 24 [03:41:40] <Ikea> "j-j-jam it in!"
 25 [03:41:51] <Umbra_Electrum> "....Darn you beat me to it..."
 25 [03:41:54] <GoldenTouch> [huh?
 25 [03:42:03] <CLightGM> The second block clicks into place
 25 [03:42:05] <Boris_> "Real smooth"
 24 [03:42:18] <Ikea> "no sound..."
 25 [03:42:37] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "?"
 25 [03:42:40] <CLightGM> The other tree slots seem expectant
 24 [03:42:41] <Ikea> "Right, green green"
 32 [03:42:45] GoldenTouch smiles "As you can tell by my delicacy, i was a great bomb defuser"
 25 [03:42:46] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [it clicked into place so it would have clicked]
 25 [03:42:57] <Lightning_Streak_> "Oh **** that was close...."
 24 [03:43:04] <Ikea> [but no 'ggod sounding' clicking noise...]
 24 [03:43:09] <Ikea> [but no 'good sounding' clicking noise...]
 25 [03:43:14] <Umbra_Electrum> "....Yeah...."
 32 [03:43:22] Umbra_Electrum stood close to Lighting.
 25 [03:43:24] <Starlight> "Alright, I'll try the next one."
 25 [03:43:25] <CLightGM> [fuck you i do what i want. it doesn't sound bad]
 25 [03:43:35] <Rolling_> [lol]
 25 [03:43:45] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [hue]
 25 [03:43:48] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> ['expectant holes'
 24 [03:43:49] <Ikea> [ =) we be on the other side! nothing gotta make sense here!]
 25 [03:43:55] <Rolling_> "come on guys, we're burning daylight."
 25 [03:43:57] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [holes want the d]
 25 [03:44:09] <Boris_> Any day now Star..."
 25 [03:44:10] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [if they don't fit use more spit]
 32 [03:44:13] Starlight walks up and places the green block into place.
 25 [03:44:14] <CLightGM> The other three slots shudder in anticipation
 25 [03:44:18] <GoldenTouch> [THE DOOR CAN SEE INTO OUR MIND! THE DOOR CAN SEE INTO OUR SOOOOOULLL!"
 25 [03:44:24] <CLightGM> The third one clicks happily
 32 [03:44:32] Ikea takes an other green to the fourth
 25 [03:44:44] <CLightGM> This one clicks gratefully
 25 [03:44:45] <Rolling_> [if it doesn't fit, NEVER QUIT!]
 25 [03:44:46] <Boris_> "I'l ltake the last"
 32 [03:44:49] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] walks up to the door, and calls it a nigger.
 25 [03:44:50] <GoldenTouch> [TFW when backround tv goes "WATCH OUT FOR THAT!!!.... door"]
 25 [03:45:08] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [if it doesn't fit, make it]
 32 [03:45:09] Boris_ takes the final blue piece
 25 [03:45:19] <Boris_> "Here goes nothing"
 25 [03:45:19] <GoldenTouch> "boris throw it up"
 25 [03:45:30] <GoldenTouch> [wants to spining kick it into place]
 32 [03:45:36] Boris_ inserts the final piece into place
 32 [03:45:43] Starlight steps back.
 25 [03:45:44] <Rolling_> [boris swallows the blue block]
 25 [03:45:56] <CLightGM> The doors open up qucikly and Hot Pot is smacked in the face!
 25 [03:46:06] <Boris_> [rekt]
 25 [03:46:10] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "You ok HP?"
 25 [03:46:13] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "AWF! FUCK!"
 25 [03:46:19] <Rolling_> [crit doorslap]
 32 [03:46:24] Lightning_Streak_ looks over to Umbra "You don't sound to excited about all this....."
 24 [03:46:28] <Ikea> "You ok, Pot?"
 25 [03:46:29] <GoldenTouch> "Note, doors don't like being called niggers"
 24 [03:46:43] <Ikea> "Well, let's just hope it opened to the right place..."
 32 [03:46:49] Ikea trots through
 32 [03:46:53] Booze_Hound_Sober notice she is fine and laugh at her "hahaha"
 25 [03:46:53] <Boris_> "That's gonna leave a mark"
 25 [03:46:55] <Starlight> "So now we know. And knowing is only half the battle."
 25 [03:46:59] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "OKEY! SNEAKIN' TIEM!"
 25 [03:47:15] <Booze_Hound_Sober> ?me fowwes others through the door
 25 [03:47:24] <Umbra_Electrum> "Just....A bit wary......This is a land of creatures who are rumored to consider turning someone inside out just for a laugh."
 32 [03:47:25] Boris_ walks on through
 25 [03:47:26] <Rolling_> "ok, so, something you all should know. if this door leads into underhill, we should stay on the path at all costs."
 32 [03:47:31] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] stumbles through the nigger door.
 24 [03:47:43] <Ikea> "Agreed."
 24 [03:47:54] <Ikea> "Don't deviate, not even for a second"
 32 [03:48:01] GoldenTouch says a prayer to the door, then walks through
 32 [03:48:03] Lightning_Streak_ holds her spear ready, and goes through with the others. "Jeez...and yet...I still don't regret this..."
 32 [03:48:07] Rolling_ sighs and walks through the door muttering about pleabs.
 24 [03:48:11] <Ikea> "Not even one little step. Things might not work the same here"
 25 [03:48:13] <GoldenTouch> [the door is love, the door is life]
 32 [03:48:18] Umbra_Electrum "Me ether...." He trots in after her.
 25 [03:48:25] <Rolling_> [the door is a lie]
 32 [03:48:29] Starlight cautiously follows.
 25 [03:48:55] <GoldenTouch> [not living your life for the door]
 25 [03:49:10] <Boris_> [DOORS FOR THE DOOR GOS]
 24 [03:49:13] <Ikea> [have you accepted the door as your personal portal?]
 32 [03:49:14] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] follows the group with the balance of a drunken sailor.
 32 [03:49:27] GoldenTouch looks at starlight, "hey whitey"
 25 [03:49:32] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "so we all in?"
 25 [03:49:37] <CLightGM> You make the way through doors and follow the path.  The light in the cave grows darker as the leaves get denser
 25 [03:49:40] <Starlight> "Sup yellow?"
 25 [03:50:06] <Boris_> "You might want to light up your torches guys"
 25 [03:50:08] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [can we still see?]
 25 [03:50:16] <CLightGM> [yes, though it's getting dim]
 25 [03:50:24] <GoldenTouch> "guys 420 this shit, light it up"
 24 [03:50:27] <Ikea> "Don't light up until we have to"
 24 [03:50:34] <Ikea> "Better to not be seen..."
 25 [03:50:34] <Booze_Hound_Sober> ^that
 32 [03:50:36] Lightning_Streak_ pulls out a twig, chewing on it. She takes out her torch and oil, spreading it on the torch string. "Anyone have a lighter?"
 25 [03:50:41] <GoldenTouch> [retracts joint]
 25 [03:51:12] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOwXlANwerI]
 32 [03:51:20] Rolling_ pulls out his fire starter. "here"
 24 [03:51:46] <Ikea> "Ehmm..."
 24 [03:51:59] <Ikea> "I REALLY think it would be better to not bring attention to us..."
 32 [03:52:04] GoldenTouch whistles this song
 25 [03:52:17] <Rolling_> "oh yeah, the wandering pack of trolls..."
 32 [03:52:25] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] whistles along
 25 [03:52:27] <Lightning_Streak_> "Maybe so, but we don't want to walk blinded into nothingness..."
 25 [03:52:41] <Boris_> "I'm sure we'll hear them before we see them
 24 [03:52:46] <Ikea> "True. But light is seen for far longer than it illuminates"
 25 [03:52:54] <CLightGM> As you wander along, there is a clearing.
 25 [03:52:58] <Rolling_> "well, we can still se at the moment, let's hold off for now."
 25 [03:53:09] <Rolling_> see*
 25 [03:53:15] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "Hold up.
 32 [03:53:26] Ikea stops at the edge
 25 [03:53:32] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "Should I scout ahead?"
 24 [03:53:39] <Ikea> "No, we stay together"
 32 [03:53:43] Lightning_Streak_ puts her torch at her side, and the oil in her bag. "Fine, fine, no torch for now."
 25 [03:53:44] <Umbra_Electrum> !roll d20 Bat pony night vision?
 25 [03:53:44] <GameServ> 18 == 18
 2 [03:53:47] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "what ikea said"
 25 [03:53:48] <CLightGM> A rolling fog covers the ground.  Several skeletons lay around.  On two of them there is some light leather armor
 2 [03:53:51] <GoldenTouch> "what ikea said"
 24 [03:53:52] <Ikea> "Like I said, space might not work the same here"
 25 [03:54:02] <Starlight> "Holy shit, skeletons."
 25 [03:54:03] <Boris_> "Hmmm"
 25 [03:54:11] <Rolling_> "i want that..."
 24 [03:54:11] <Ikea> "... I think we should go around the clearing"
 25 [03:54:16] <Starlight> "Guys, I'm spooked."
 25 [03:54:17] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "like zoinks man i got a bad feeling about this"
 25 [03:54:28] <Boris_> "I don't think that's a good idea rolling"
 32 [03:54:37] Umbra_Electrum spots skelletons, blinking and carefully moves up to one in the leather armor, prodding it.
 24 [03:54:45] <Ikea> [roll for telekinesis looting the leather?]
 25 [03:54:54] <Boris_> [How many skeletons are there]
 24 [03:55:00] <Ikea> "STAY- damn it"
 25 [03:55:02] <Rolling_> "hey, i said i want it, not that i'm gonna run into the clearing like a doof and get guillotined."
 25 [03:55:19] <CLightGM> [several][if you succed in tking the armor, you bring the skeleton along with it]
 32 [03:55:21] Starlight readies her dagger, just in case.
 25 [03:55:34] <Lightning_Streak_> "Skeletons...I could use the bones..."
 25 [03:55:35] <Boris_> [>you bring the skeleton along with it]
 25 [03:55:36] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [what kind of skeletons are they (race?)]
 24 [03:55:40] <Ikea> !roll d20 to loot "Ready up..."
 25 [03:55:40] <GameServ> 4 == 4
 25 [03:55:40] <Boris_> [2spooky]
 24 [03:55:47] <Ikea> !roll 1d6
 25 [03:55:47] <GameServ> 1 == 1
 25 [03:55:56] <Umbra_Electrum> roll d20 lootin'
 2 [03:55:59] <CLightGM> Ikea fries himself for 1 damage
 25 [03:56:06] <Umbra_Electrum> !roll d20 lootin'
 25 [03:56:06] <GameServ> 1 == 1
 25 [03:56:17] <Rolling_> [mah bois...]
 25 [03:56:25] <Boris_> !roll d20 lootin' [and tootin']
 25 [03:56:26] <GameServ> 4 == 4
 25 [03:56:30] <Starlight> !roll d20 to loot
 25 [03:56:30] <GameServ> 18 == 18
 25 [03:56:32] <CLightGM> Umbra trips and falls amogst the skeletal piles.
 25 [03:56:38] <GoldenTouch> !roll loot
 25 [03:56:38] <GameServ> 1 == 1
 25 [03:56:38] <Rolling_> !roll d20 to loot
 25 [03:56:38] <GameServ> 7 == 7
 25 [03:56:40] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [wow kek doesn't want any looting]
 25 [03:56:43] <Lightning_Streak_> !roll d20 to loot
 25 [03:56:43] <GameServ> 5 == 5
 25 [03:56:45] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
 25 [03:56:45] <GameServ> 9 == 9
 25 [03:56:46] <CLightGM> [nope, you've done it now]
 24 [03:56:46] <Ikea> "Everyone back! Unicorns only"
 32 [03:56:53] Umbra_Electrum acks and skids on the floor, bones flying everywhere!
 25 [03:57:01] <Umbra_Electrum> roll 1d6
 25 [03:57:05] <Umbra_Electrum> !roll 1d6
 25 [03:57:05] <GameServ> 2 == 2
 25 [03:57:05] <Rolling_> [omfg, this is good stuff]
 25 [03:57:06] <CLightGM> 4 skeletons stand up. They are unarmored
 25 [03:57:14] <Boris_> "Aww hell naw"
 25 [03:57:22] <Booze_Hound_Sober> !roll d20 for battle ready
 25 [03:57:22] <GameServ> 3 == 3
 25 [03:57:25] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFPB2sVUXGI]
 25 [03:57:26] <CLightGM> They look at your party and umbra takes 2 damage
 24 [03:57:27] <Ikea> "Fuck! Everyone into formation"
 25 [03:57:33] <CLightGM> [roll for inititive]
 32 [03:57:36] Boris_ readies spear
 25 [03:57:37] <Lightning_Streak_> "Whoa, the hell?" She backs up to the group, bringing her spear up
 25 [03:57:37] <Rolling_> !roll d20 init
 25 [03:57:37] <GameServ> 11 == 11
 24 [03:57:41] <Ikea> !roll d20
 25 [03:57:41] <GameServ> 9 == 9
 25 [03:57:41] <Starlight> !roll d20 Init
 25 [03:57:42] <GameServ> 10 == 10
 25 [03:57:43] <Umbra_Electrum> !roll 1d20 INIT
 25 [03:57:43] <GameServ> 15 == 15
 25 [03:57:43] <Boris_> !roll d20 init
 25 [03:57:44] <GameServ> 13 == 13
 25 [03:57:47] <Lightning_Streak_> !roll d20
 25 [03:57:47] <GameServ> 6 == 6
 32 [03:57:47] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] gets into attack pose, knife ready.
 25 [03:57:51] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> !roll d20
 25 [03:57:51] <GameServ> 1 == 1
 25 [03:57:51] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 init
 25 [03:57:51] <GameServ> 6 == 6
 25 [03:57:52] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [stumbles and takes out spear]
 25 [03:58:00] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [fuck]
 32 [03:58:00] Boris_ stand at the ready
 25 [03:58:03] <Rolling_> "well, i can't say i didn't expect this."
 24 [03:58:11] <Ikea> "Same..."
 25 [03:58:15] <GoldenTouch> [me readies crossbow on left hoof, sword in right.]
 25 [03:58:37] <CLightGM> umbra is up first
 25 [03:58:42] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "they attacking yet or what?"
 32 [03:58:43] Rolling_ pulls out his spear, flitting it around to use as a staff, the pokey end being useless.
 25 [03:58:50] <Starlight> [Did I get that 9 or 10?]
 25 [03:58:53] <Rolling_> flipping*
 25 [03:58:58] <CLightGM> [10 star]
 24 [03:59:17] <Ikea> [did you roll init, GM? or are you rolling silently?]
 32 [03:59:21] Umbra_Electrum stands up, claws already read and stands in stance, before he attempts to pounce on one of the skellies.
 25 [03:59:42] <CLightGM> [skeltons have init of 3. so Hot pot goes last after them]
 25 [03:59:45] <Umbra_Electrum> !roll 1d20 RAAAWWWRRR
 25 [03:59:45] <GameServ> 8 == 8
 25 [03:59:49] <Boris_> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSdSemAMzdY]
 24 [03:59:52] <Ikea> [ok]
 25 [03:59:53] <CLightGM> Umbra misses the skeletons
 25 [04:00:04] <CLightGM> Boris, your turn
 25 [04:00:07] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [can we stop with the damn youtube shit?]
 25 [04:00:07] <GoldenTouch> [i got the 1]
 32 [04:00:17] Umbra_Electrum once again finds himself skidding on the floor, misshotting his pounce.
 25 [04:00:22] <CLightGM> [you got the 6. going with what I see on the screen]
 25 [04:00:33] <Boris_> !roll d20 for a sweeping strike [is dis right]
 25 [04:00:33] <GameServ> 16 == 16
 25 [04:00:37] <GoldenTouch> GoldenTouch	!roll 1d20 init 23:57	Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]	!roll d20 23:57	GameServ	1 == 1 23:57	GameServ	6 == 6
 25 [04:00:47] <Rolling_> [it works boris, nice hit]
 25 [04:01:06] <CLightGM> [wooden spear, right?]
 25 [04:01:13] <Boris_> [ye]
 25 [04:01:17] <CLightGM> [roll d6]
 25 [04:01:51] <Boris_> !roll d6
 25 [04:01:51] <GameServ> 1 == 1
 25 [04:02:03] <CLightGM> You lightly tap a skeleton for 1
 25 [04:02:03] <Boris_> [shit]
 25 [04:02:21] <GoldenTouch> [2spooky&scary4me
 25 [04:02:23] <CLightGM> Starlight, go
 25 [04:02:23] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x7oJxkZHxg]
 25 [04:02:26] <Boris_> "Well it's a start"
 25 [04:02:58] <Starlight> !roll d20 to punch a skeleton
 25 [04:02:58] <GameServ> 1 == 1
 25 [04:03:14] <Rolling_> [kek, you are really not liking us]
 25 [04:03:16] <CLightGM> Starlight trips and falls for 1 damage
 25 [04:03:17] <GoldenTouch> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8H5DFyv4s4
 25 [04:03:31] <CLightGM> Rolling, go
 24 [04:03:34] <Ikea> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW8cNHnLXeA]
 25 [04:03:49] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [what is melee d6 or d20?]
 25 [04:03:53] <Starlight> [I don't know which one to listen to.]
 25 [04:03:57] <Rolling_> !roll d20 to his the skel boris did
 25 [04:03:57] <GameServ> 13 == 13
 24 [04:04:04] <Ikea> [d20 to hit, d6 for damage]
 25 [04:04:17] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [thank you]
 24 [04:04:19] <Ikea> [damage dice depends on weapon]
 2 [04:04:22] <CLightGM> Ikea nails the skeleton
 25 [04:04:28] <CLightGM> [roll damage]
 2 [04:04:37] <Rolling_> !roll d6 cause i'm ikea
 25 [04:04:38] <GameServ> 6 == 6
 25 [04:04:42] <Boris_> [>ikea]
 24 [04:04:53] <Ikea> [>implying names matter in the underhill]
 2 [04:04:53] <CLightGM> Ikea smashes one of the skeltons to bits!
 25 [04:05:07] <Rolling_> [good job ikea]
 25 [04:05:12] <Boris_> "Nice one!"
 25 [04:05:24] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "woot woot"
 25 [04:05:31] <CLightGM> Lightning is up next
 25 [04:05:32] <Umbra_Electrum> "....Nice one...."
 32 [04:05:42] Lightning_Streak_ readys her spear to strike down on the skeleton
 32 [04:05:49] Rolling_ pants. "sucks to be you cranium..."
 25 [04:05:51] <Lightning_Streak_> !roll d20 to strike skeleton
 25 [04:05:52] <GameServ> 12 == 12
 25 [04:05:59] <CLightGM> roll damage
 25 [04:06:08] <Lightning_Streak_> !roll d6
 25 [04:06:08] <GameServ> 3 == 3
 25 [04:06:26] <CLightGM> Lighning batters a skeleton
 25 [04:06:32] <CLightGM> It barely stands
 25 [04:06:51] <CLightGM> Golden is up
 32 [04:07:00] GoldenTouch raises his sword
 25 [04:07:08] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 to jump strike
 25 [04:07:09] <GameServ> 20 == 20
 25 [04:07:14] <CLightGM> roll d6
 25 [04:07:24] <GoldenTouch> !roll d6 "HAYYAA"
 25 [04:07:25] <GameServ> 5 == 5
 25 [04:07:28] <CLightGM> !roll 20
 25 [04:07:29] <GameServ> 1 == 1
 25 [04:07:30] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [beautiful hit]
 24 [04:07:34] <Ikea> [sídhe, four groups, 1 for each court : just wanted to say that you guys are awesome!]
 25 [04:07:54] <CLightGM> The sword cleaves through a skeleton but the terrible force breaks the sword
 24 [04:07:54] <Ikea> [1 for each court* I assume]
 25 [04:08:09] <GoldenTouch> [court?]
 25 [04:08:15] <CLightGM> !roll 2d20
 25 [04:08:15] <GameServ> 9, 19 == 28
 25 [04:08:20] <CLightGM> !roll d4
 25 [04:08:20] <GameServ> 2 == 2
 24 [04:08:33] <Ikea> [the fair folk are categorized by court, one for each season]
 25 [04:08:33] <Rolling_> [da fuck? broken sword on a crit success, ma lawd.]
 25 [04:08:50] <GoldenTouch> [seriously...]
 25 [04:08:51] <Boris_> [Damn Chinese knock-offs]
 24 [04:08:53] <Ikea> [Also, I think I might have been skipped.]
 25 [04:09:01] <Umbra_Electrum> [Two are Seele and Unseele I think]
 25 [04:09:11] <Rolling_> [if you aren't next you were]
 24 [04:09:19] <Ikea> [Summer and Winter]
 25 [04:09:19] <CLightGM> Seeing their comrades downed, the remaing two charge towards Golden, one is able to hit him on the side for 2 damage]
 25 [04:09:20] <GoldenTouch> [ikea are you watching all the other games?]
 24 [04:09:27] <Ikea> [no]
 25 [04:09:32] <GoldenTouch> "My sides!"
 24 [04:09:36] <Ikea> [I lurk them all, though]
 24 [04:09:40] <Ikea> [idle*]
 25 [04:09:40] <Boris_> [lel]
 2 [04:09:50] <CLightGM> [so ikea didn't roll? ]
 32 [04:09:53] Umbra_Electrum watches Golden's sides go to the next galaxy.
 25 [04:09:55] <GoldenTouch> [thats what i ment]
 24 [04:09:56] <Ikea> [getting logs in case anyone wants then is sort of my thing]
 25 [04:09:56] <Boris_> [Non]
 25 [04:09:56] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [i didn;t yet]
 24 [04:10:21] <Ikea> [nope, it was rolling's turn when you said Ikea]
 25 [04:10:24] <GoldenTouch> [i wonder if everyone found a lucy]
 25 [04:10:28] <Rolling_> [you thought he was me apparently while i took my turn, thus all my ass comments]
 2 [04:10:38] <CLightGM> [you idn't roll for init, booze.] [anyway ikea roll]
 24 [04:10:49] <Ikea> !roll 1d20
 25 [04:10:49] <GameServ> 19 == 19
 24 [04:10:54] <Ikea> !roll 1d8
 25 [04:10:54] <GameServ> 8 == 8
 25 [04:11:09] <Starlight> [Critical success]
 25 [04:11:10] <Rolling_> [nice one ikea]
 25 [04:11:21] <CLightGM> One skeleton remains! Hot yu're up
 25 [04:11:35] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [Do I get my roll bonuses?]
 25 [04:11:45] <CLightGM> [for earth? yeah]
 25 [04:11:46] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [<Booze_Hound_Sober> !roll d20 for battle ready got a 3] [didn't think i needed to roll again]
 25 [04:11:58] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> !roll d20+1 for knife strike.
 25 [04:11:59] <GameServ> (14) + 1 == 15
 25 [04:11:59] <Rolling_> [+2 to hit for mudpone, right?]
 25 [04:12:04] <CLightGM> [only roll when I tell you too, booze]
 25 [04:12:12] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [ok my bad]
 25 [04:12:16] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [+1 for mudpone, -1 for knife]
 25 [04:12:20] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> +2
 25 [04:12:22] <CLightGM> [it hits, roll for damage hot]
 25 [04:12:26] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> !roll d6
 25 [04:12:26] <GameServ> 3 == 3
 25 [04:12:44] <CLightGM> The skeleton is bearly able to hold itself together. Roll, booze
 25 [04:12:56] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "FINISH HIM!"
 25 [04:12:59] <Umbra_Electrum> [What are the stats for Claws?]
 25 [04:13:06] <Booze_Hound_Sober> !roll d20 for melee hit
 25 [04:13:07] <GameServ> 5 == 5
 25 [04:13:16] <CLightGM> Booze stumbles past the skeleton
 24 [04:13:17] <Ikea> [probably d6]
 24 [04:13:33] <Ikea> [An unarmed attack is 1d4, a light weapon such as a knife is 1d6, a normal weapon such as a sword deals 1d8 and a large weapon such as a greataxe deals 1d12 damage.]
 25 [04:13:34] <CLightGM> Umbra is up for the new round
 25 [04:13:35] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "Maybe you aren't drunk enough, Booze."
 25 [04:13:45] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [I know right?]
 25 [04:14:03] <Rolling_> [a spear is d6 right?]
 25 [04:14:10] <Boris_> [Yes]
 25 [04:14:12] <CLightGM> [wooden spears d6]
 25 [04:14:21] <Rolling_> [kk, good]
 24 [04:14:38] <Ikea> [hmm...  But be careful, using weapons reduces your chance of hitting. A light weapon subtracts 1 from your attack roll, a normal weapon 2 and a large weapon 4! Same rules apply when a monster attacks you, of course. haven't noticed that bit before...]
 25 [04:14:43] <Boris_> [umbra ded]
 32 [04:15:06] Umbra_Electrum picks himself up again, charging at the final skelle with wild abandon.
 25 [04:15:15] <CLightGM> [yeah new to me, too]
 25 [04:15:45] <CLightGM> [roll umbra]
 25 [04:15:51] <Umbra_Electrum> !roll 1d20 ORARARARARA
 25 [04:15:51] <GameServ> 14 == 14
 25 [04:15:58] <CLightGM> [roll d6]
 25 [04:16:09] <Umbra_Electrum> !roll 1d6
 25 [04:16:09] <GameServ> 3 == 3
 25 [04:16:48] <CLightGM> The last of the skeletons come crashing down.  The two pieces of armor are still attached to a couple skeletons
 32 [04:17:13] GoldenTouch loots
 32 [04:17:20] Boris_ attempt to remove one set
 25 [04:17:22] <Rolling_> {golden, you take damage?}
 25 [04:17:30] <GoldenTouch> 2
 32 [04:17:38] Umbra_Electrum pumps a hoof up in the with a smirk, "Yeah!" He goes to the other set of leather.
 32 [04:17:44] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] doesn't give a rat's ass about armour.
 32 [04:17:45] Starlight carefully attempts to remove a set of armor.
 24 [04:17:47] <Ikea> "ok, who gets the armour?
 25 [04:17:56] <Rolling_> "anyone have any bandages? golden's hurt."
 25 [04:17:58] <Starlight> [Do we roll for it?]
 32 [04:18:02] Lightning_Streak_ goes to the remains, picking up three bones
 25 [04:18:07] <CLightGM> [nope]
 25 [04:18:20] <CLightGM> [decide who gets it otherwise Golden and Boris get the sets]
 25 [04:18:28] <Umbra_Electrum> "....I should get a set because I'm extremely likely to get hit..."
 25 [04:18:35] <Rolling_> [also, are these pony skeletons? and if so, any unicorns?]
 32 [04:18:36] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] takes a skull as a souvenir.
 25 [04:18:41] <GoldenTouch> "Seeing as you just got hit..."
 25 [04:18:44] <CLightGM> [just normal pony skeletons]
 25 [04:18:49] <Starlight> "I don't need it, I'm the only one here with armor already."
 24 [04:19:01] <Ikea> "Well, I'd like a set, but you go ahead"
 24 [04:19:09] <Ikea> "Wait... who's what?"
 25 [04:19:16] <Rolling_> "well, i could use it. but i supose everyone else could too.
 25 [04:19:16] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "?"
 32 [04:19:24] GoldenTouch rubs sides and mutters "hue" under his breath
 24 [04:19:25] <Ikea> "This is light armour, so it would make sense for pegasi to use it"
 25 [04:19:36] <Boris_> "Who wants mine?"
 25 [04:19:38] <Umbra_Electrum> "Or a Bat Pony..."
 25 [04:19:43] <Umbra_Electrum> "I will..."
 24 [04:19:43] <Ikea> "... or a bat pony"
 25 [04:19:45] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "I didn't do jack in that fight so someone else can have the armor"
 25 [04:19:56] <Lightning_Streak_> "These bones should work good enough..."
 24 [04:19:59] <Ikea> "Since they'll have more use from light stuff"
 32 [04:20:08] Boris_ gives the set of armor to Umbra
 25 [04:20:08] <GoldenTouch> "Let me have one seeing as i just lost my sword..."
 25 [04:20:08] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "Hey Booze."
 25 [04:20:16] <Boris_> "Don't spend it al lat onece
 25 [04:20:18] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "Yes?"
 25 [04:20:18] <Umbra_Electrum> "Thank you..."
 32 [04:20:27] GoldenTouch looks at sword... "I loved you"
 32 [04:20:35] Starlight hands Golden one of her sharpened sticks. "Here, use this."
 24 [04:20:42] <Ikea> [Great, and you're both flyers so you get even harder to hit]
 32 [04:20:49] Umbra_Electrum starts to equip the Leather Armor.
 25 [04:20:51] <Rolling_> "well, i'd say we should give one to golden, he's hurt now, and his weapon broke."
 25 [04:20:51] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "Did you bring whiskey? You don't look drunk enough to fight efficiently."
 25 [04:20:59] <Boris_> "ONWARDS TO DESTINY"
 25 [04:21:05] <Umbra_Electrum> [Inb4 cursed]
 32 [04:21:14] GoldenTouch equips armor, "lets move"
 25 [04:21:22] <Lightning_Streak_> "Maybe a sword blade? or spear?" She looks at her spear blade "Or both...." She gets back with the group, moving behind them
 25 [04:21:24] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "no whisky but i can drink a molotov to get drunk"
 32 [04:21:24] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] moves along.
 32 [04:21:39] Ikea trots up in front
 32 [04:21:53] Rolling_ follows the group, keeping an eye behind them.
 32 [04:22:03] Starlight trots ever onward.
 32 [04:22:10] Booze_Hound_Sober follows
 32 [04:22:16] GoldenTouch grabs a femur bone and follows
 32 [04:22:17] Umbra_Electrum follows Lighting ahead.
 25 [04:22:32] <CLightGM> And so you follow the path down.
 25 [04:23:30] <CLightGM> You make your way through to another clearing.  Beyond it a path through the forest is makred with two stones through the southern edge.
 25 [04:23:48] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [brb pissing]
 32 [04:24:04] Rolling_ walks forward to examine the marker stones.
 25 [04:24:13] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "WHEE! LET'S GO!"
 25 [04:24:28] <GoldenTouch> "Addddventure~"
 32 [04:24:39] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] trots into the open like a dumbass.
 24 [04:24:48] <Ikea> "Pot. Stop"
 32 [04:24:55] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] stops.
 32 [04:24:55] Boris_ sits down at the edge of the clearing
 32 [04:25:01] Ikea goes to examine the stones with Rolling
 25 [04:25:03] <CLightGM> The stones seem anicnet
 25 [04:25:28] <CLightGM> Moss covers them as they are each side of the path
 25 [04:25:42] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [back]
 25 [04:26:23] <Rolling_> "seems like just some marker stones. are there any on the path we came in from?" rolling looks back.
 32 [04:26:23] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] gets low, and crawls stealthily into the opening...
 24 [04:26:40] <Ikea> "I... can't remember"
 25 [04:26:42] <Boris_> "Nothing back here"
 24 [04:26:57] <Ikea> "Just leave them and move on?"
 25 [04:27:04] <GoldenTouch> "hoooot..."
 25 [04:27:34] <Rolling_> 'i've got this awesome feeling we're gonna be seeing this clearing a lot, but yeah, let's move on."
 32 [04:27:50] Ikea looks worriedly at Rolling then nods
 25 [04:27:50] <GoldenTouch> "we probably are..."
 32 [04:27:50] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] moves on.
 25 [04:27:58] <Booze_Hound_Sober> investigate rocks
 25 [04:28:00] <Boris_> [Question, how lighted is the clearing, and is the path getting progressively darker]
 25 [04:28:07] <Umbra_Electrum> "We will...."
 25 [04:28:30] <Booze_Hound_Sober> !roll d20
 25 [04:28:30] <GameServ> 14 == 14
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 25 [04:28:44] <CLightGM> They are marker stones, booze
 24 [04:28:55] <Ikea> [Roll ONLY when asked, if unsure, ask]
 25 [04:28:58] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "o well moving on then"
 25 [04:29:08] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [ok my bad srry]
 32 [04:29:09] Boris_ stand up and follows a long
 2 [04:29:13] <Rolling_> [brb bio, following ikea and saying asinine things]
 25 [04:29:14] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THR3LIK9yIs]
 25 [04:29:18] <CLightGM> So all move past the stones.  There are exits N S E W. Which way do you travel? You entered from the south.
 25 [04:29:36] <Boris_> [GO NORTH]
 25 [04:29:37] <Starlight_> "Let's go north."
 25 [04:29:41] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "Go. North."
 24 [04:29:52] <Ikea> "... I don't know... north it is"
 32 [04:30:02] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] creeps on northwards...
 32 [04:30:05] Booze_Hound_Sober follows group north
 25 [04:30:06] <Lightning_Streak_> "North....it's always north...."
 25 [04:30:10] <Umbra_Electrum> "....Northwest."
 32 [04:30:18] GoldenTouch follows the group north
 25 [04:30:32] <CLightGM> You all go north. There is a clearing here. exits NSEW.
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 24 [04:31:14] <Ikea> "North again?"
 25 [04:31:20] <Lightning_Streak_> "God damn, what is this, the lost woods? Everytime we go the wrong way, we end up back at the start..."
 25 [04:31:26] <Rolling_> [back]
 25 [04:31:30] <Starlight> "Let's go west."
 24 [04:31:34] <Ikea> "No stones here..."
 25 [04:31:43] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "WEST SIDE REPRESENT!"
 24 [04:31:44] <Ikea> "Not the same"
 25 [04:31:58] <Boris_> "Might as well go on west"
 24 [04:32:07] <Ikea> "Al right, west"
 25 [04:32:07] <GoldenTouch> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uInmFU6JkU
 25 [04:32:12] <GoldenTouch> [stars playing]
 32 [04:32:14] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] trots westward.
 25 [04:32:22] <CLightGM> You head west. birds chirp amongst the trees unseen. exits NSEW
 32 [04:32:28] Umbra_Electrum follows westward.
 24 [04:32:41] <Ikea> "... West"
 25 [04:32:43] <Starlight> "North again?"
 32 [04:32:43] GoldenTouch follows westward
 25 [04:32:51] <Boris_> I say we go north
 25 [04:33:06] <Lightning_Streak_> "Okay, next thing you know, we're going to end up skull kids...what is it, north?"
 25 [04:33:06] <GoldenTouch> "east? i thought you said we-st"
 25 [04:33:28] <Boris_> [We-es? w=WHat kind of compass are you looking at lad?]
 32 [04:33:38] GoldenTouch draws a penis in the ground in the direction we came from
 24 [04:33:40] <Ikea> "North it is, I guess"
 25 [04:33:48] <GoldenTouch> "If we have to backtrack"
 24 [04:33:58] <Ikea> "Good thought"
 25 [04:34:00] <GoldenTouch> [this one captain]
 25 [04:34:01] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7T6ZNgoP5M]
 25 [04:34:01] <Boris_> [>Not drawing a map]
 25 [04:34:03] <Lightning_Streak_> "You couldn't draw an arrow...."
 25 [04:34:05] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "northward"
 25 [04:34:16] <Rolling_> "sure." rolling nods, making a mental note of the directions being taken.
 25 [04:34:19] <CLightGM> You head north. birds chirp amongst the trees unseen.
 25 [04:34:22] <Boris_> [That's west Golden...]
 25 [04:34:24] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> []
 25 [04:34:27] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [][]
 25 [04:34:30] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]>   []
 25 [04:34:45] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "I drew a map!"
 25 [04:34:52] <Umbra_Electrum> "......East...."
 25 [04:34:57] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [>not doing this in paint]
 25 [04:35:09] <Starlight> "West."
 25 [04:35:17] <GoldenTouch> "arrow?"
 25 [04:35:18] <Boris_> [We're still on a path it seems]
 25 [04:35:23] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "East."
 24 [04:35:37] <Ikea> "East"
 25 [04:35:43] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [wait what were the exits for this one?]
 25 [04:35:49] <Starlight> "Can one of the pegasi try to fly up and get our bearings?
 25 [04:35:51] <CLightGM> [exits NSWE]
 25 [04:35:53] <Boris_> [GM hasn't said]
 25 [04:35:59] <Boris_> [oh lel]
 24 [04:36:01] <Ikea> "Yes, Golden, might as well do it for each"
 25 [04:36:09] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [MAP DISPLAY INCOMING]
 25 [04:36:10] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [just checking]
 25 [04:36:16] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [!]
 25 [04:36:19] <CLightGM> [so east?]
 25 [04:36:23] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [ ][ ]
 24 [04:36:24] <Ikea> "That's a good thought, Star"
 25 [04:36:30] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]>    [ ]
 25 [04:36:40] <GoldenTouch> "ummm ok"
 24 [04:36:42] <Ikea> "Gold, Umbra, either of you  up for it?"
 25 [04:36:45] <Boris_> [Ghillie pls stahp]
 25 [04:36:48] <Umbra_Electrum> "...I can't fly yet..."
 32 [04:36:53] GoldenTouch looks at his wings "Just like we practiced"
 25 [04:37:13] <Rolling_> "sure, i'll give it a shot if you two have trouble, too."
 24 [04:37:16] <Ikea> [Lightning, you're a pega, too, rhigt?]
 25 [04:37:23] <Lightning_Streak_> [Yesh]
 32 [04:37:34] GoldenTouch flaps his little winggys and gets off the ground
 25 [04:37:46] <CLightGM> [roll if you're going to try and fly]
 25 [04:38:20] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 to fly
 25 [04:38:21] <GameServ> 9 == 9
 32 [04:38:26] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] flaps her ears to try and fly
 25 [04:38:33] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> !roll d20+-20
 25 [04:38:33] <GameServ> (8) + -20 == -12
 25 [04:38:41] <GoldenTouch> *barley off the ground*
 32 [04:38:44] Lightning_Streak_ looks upwards "I could try...but I'm not sure how long I can hold myself up...I'm not too stable on these things..."
 25 [04:38:54] <Boris_> [Ground control to Golden, this is a no-fly-zone]
 25 [04:39:01] <Rolling_> "well, here goes..."
 24 [04:39:02] <Ikea> "Any information is better than none"
 25 [04:39:04] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "So are we going a direction or what?"
 25 [04:39:05] <CLightGM> Golden can't take off. Hotpot jumps up and down like an idiot
 25 [04:39:14] <Rolling_> !roll d20 to fly
 25 [04:39:15] <GameServ> 20 == 20
 25 [04:39:20] <Rolling_> [my lels]
 25 [04:39:36] <CLightGM> Rolling bursts through the treetops surveying the area
 24 [04:39:37] <Ikea> [like a baws]
 32 [04:39:43] GoldenTouch slaps wings "GET YOUR FEATHERS IN THE GAME"
 25 [04:39:43] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [Rolling shoots to the moon]
 25 [04:40:08] <CLightGM> As Rolling looks down below, the party is found, but the rest of the forest all looks the same.
 32 [04:40:18] Rolling_ rolling looks around, trying to see ladmarks, or the caves in any direction.
 25 [04:40:29] <Rolling_> landmarks*
 25 [04:40:31] <Boris_> "What do you see?"
 25 [04:40:34] <Lightning_Streak_> "So what do you see? Anything remotely useful?"
 25 [04:40:55] <Rolling_> "endless tracks of wilderness... bleh."
 25 [04:40:55] <Starlight> "Can you see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?"
 25 [04:41:05] <CLightGM> The edge of the forest seems not that far ahead
 25 [04:41:22] <Rolling_> [in which direction?]
 25 [04:41:30] <CLightGM> north
 32 [04:41:52] Rolling_ flies back down to the group.
 25 [04:41:58] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "What are the dimensions of the forest, and where are we?"
 25 [04:41:59] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "see any more possible enemies?"
 25 [04:42:03] <Boris_> "Well?"
 25 [04:42:10] <Lightning_Streak_> "Anything?"
 25 [04:42:14] <Rolling_> "looks like the forest ends northward."
 32 [04:42:23] Ikea nods
 25 [04:42:27] <Starlight> "Then that where we're heading."
 25 [04:42:30] <Boris_> To the North we go then"
 25 [04:42:33] <Lightning_Streak_> "Hah, like I said, always head north."
 32 [04:42:36] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] goes north.
 25 [04:42:40] <GoldenTouch> "'starlight stop.... only shrek can see why kids love CTC"
 25 [04:42:41] <Rolling_> "it looked big Hot Pot."
 32 [04:42:51] GoldenTouch follows north scolding his wings
 25 [04:42:59] <Boris_> "The hell are you tow on about"
 25 [04:43:03] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "To the north"
 25 [04:43:06] <Boris_> *two
 25 [04:43:11] <Rolling_> "dammit, get back here...!" rolling hurries off after HP.
 32 [04:43:24] Boris_ continues onwards
 32 [04:43:36] Umbra_Electrum trots north, sighing.
 25 [04:43:44] <CLightGM> You head north.A grassy field with insects can be seen just beyond the treeline to the south
 25 [04:43:52] <CLightGM> exits NSEW
 25 [04:44:01] <Boris_> "What's up Umbra?"
 25 [04:44:03] <Starlight> "Didn't we just come from there?"
 24 [04:44:13] <Ikea> ... we're going in reverse...
 25 [04:44:24] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "IT'S..."
 25 [04:44:32] <Lightning_Streak_> "Another freaking....*Chews on her twig* this is great. I'm reliving my childhood nightmare..."
 25 [04:44:35] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "...CHANGING!"
 25 [04:44:39] <Rolling_> "did we? i thought we entered the forest through a DOOR."
 25 [04:44:50] <GoldenTouch> "we really arn't in kansas anymore..."
 25 [04:45:04] <Starlight> "Oh well, o'er the fields we go."
 24 [04:45:08] <Ikea> "Let's go north again"
 25 [04:45:16] <Boris_> "North it is"
 24 [04:45:19] <Ikea> "I have a hunch"
 25 [04:45:37] <Boris_> "WHat's that"
 25 [04:45:37] <Rolling_> "yeah, the creepy fairy said we'd find the cave right outside the forest."
 25 [04:45:46] <CLightGM> You head north. EXITS NSEW. birds chirp amongst the trees unseen penis on east
 25 [04:46:03] <Umbra_Electrum> "...Nothin' really...." [>penis]
 25 [04:46:07] <Rolling_> [>penis]
 25 [04:46:07] <Boris_> [>unseen penis ]
 25 [04:46:11] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "Ooh!"
 32 [04:46:17] Ikea smiles "East"
 25 [04:46:19] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [what is this aboot a penis?]
 25 [04:46:20] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "Let's go east!"
 25 [04:46:23] <GoldenTouch> "look my penis!"
 25 [04:46:29] <GoldenTouch> "the one i drew"
 25 [04:46:29] <Umbra_Electrum> "east..."
 25 [04:46:34] <Boris_> "I don't rol lthat way Golden"
 25 [04:46:40] <Lightning_Streak_> "Where's the talking owl when you need advise....."
 32 [04:46:44] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] starts going eastward!
 25 [04:47:00] <CLightGM> you head east EXITS NSEW. middle of a clearing yada yada yada.
 25 [04:47:13] <Starlight> "See any penises, guys?"
 24 [04:47:18] <Ikea> "North"
 25 [04:47:21] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "Where's the penis?"
 25 [04:47:27] <GoldenTouch> "nvm..."
 25 [04:47:29] <Boris_> "Look down"
 32 [04:47:40] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] looks down.
 25 [04:47:45] <Lightning_Streak_> "Jegus....:"
 25 [04:47:53] <GoldenTouch> [gets hit with cawk]
 25 [04:48:00] <CLightGM> [north?]
 25 [04:48:03] <Umbra_Electrum> "...East..."
 25 [04:48:18] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "east"
 25 [04:48:18] <GoldenTouch> "Guys.... this is leading us nowhere"
 25 [04:48:22] <Boris_> "I say south"
 25 [04:48:28] <GoldenTouch> "Can we try something"
 32 [04:48:28] Ikea looks donw in thought
 24 [04:48:34] <Ikea> "It's a tesseract"
 25 [04:48:36] <GoldenTouch> "lets head west?"
 25 [04:48:37] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "FOLLOW THE DICK!"
 25 [04:48:53] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "I vote east."
 25 [04:48:55] <Rolling_> "tesseract?"
 25 [04:48:58] <Starlight> "What makes you think that?"
 25 [04:49:09] <Boris_> "We could se if we end up in the same spot
 24 [04:49:09] <Ikea> "Going north twice then west twice should bring us to the penis"
 25 [04:49:09] <Starlight> "It can't exist in this dimension."
 25 [04:49:12] <GoldenTouch> "hot... i drew that dick"
 25 [04:49:24] <Boris_> "If not some freaky deaky shit is going on"
 24 [04:49:29] <Ikea> "A 4 dimensional cube"
 25 [04:49:52] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "Well then, WEST!"
 32 [04:49:54] GoldenTouch dawns the look of loche from lost, "We need to go back"
 25 [04:50:00] <Boris_> "I say west"
 32 [04:50:11] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] starts to the west...
 24 [04:50:14] <Ikea> "North, twice!"
 32 [04:50:28] Umbra_Electrum Heads West.
 24 [04:50:30] <Ikea> ""
 24 [04:50:33] <Ikea> "balls.."
 2 [04:50:35] <Rolling_> "hot pot, let's try ikea's idea, hmm?"
 32 [04:50:36] GoldenTouch looks around bedfuzzled how no one listen when he said west then just shrugs and follows
 32 [04:50:40] Ikea follows the group
 25 [04:50:43] <Booze_Hound_Sober> draws an arrow pointing west
 32 [04:50:53] Starlight follows the group.
 32 [04:50:56] Booze_Hound_Sober follows group
 32 [04:51:00] Lightning_Streak_ follows along
 25 [04:51:12] <CLightGM> you head west. EXITS NSEW. birds chirp amongst the trees unseen penis on east
 32 [04:51:16] Rolling_ follows, sighing
 25 [04:51:37] <Starlight> "North?"
 25 [04:51:39] <GoldenTouch> "So that proves our theory!"
 25 [04:51:48] <Lightning_Streak_> "I wasn't prepared for geometry..."
 25 [04:51:49] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "NORTH!"
 24 [04:51:59] <Ikea> "No, we just walked back and forth"
 24 [04:52:03] <Ikea> "West"
 25 [04:52:05] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [MAP DISPLAY INCOMING!]
 25 [04:52:13] <Boris_> [ghillie pls]
 25 [04:52:17] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "I'm going with ikeas idea"
 25 [04:52:22] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [okay]
 32 [04:52:28] Starlight walks westward.
 25 [04:52:35] <Boris_> "Might as well"
 25 [04:52:36] <Rolling_> "yeah, it's not messing with us, at least here, we wen't east then came back west."
 25 [04:52:40] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "WEST!"
 32 [04:52:42] Boris_ heads west
 32 [04:52:44] GoldenTouch follows
 25 [04:52:46] <Lightning_Streak_> "onwards...again..."
 25 [04:52:53] <Rolling_> "yup."
 32 [04:52:55] Booze_Hound_Sober continues to follow
 32 [04:52:56] Ikea trots west, mood looking up
 25 [04:53:04] <CLightGM> You head west. EXITS NSEW. Faint breeze can be felt from the north. The moss on the trees grows heavy here.
 25 [04:53:26] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "Follow the moss?"
 24 [04:53:33] <Ikea> "Now, South... I think..."
 25 [04:53:37] <GoldenTouch> "guys do you feel that?"
 25 [04:53:40] <Starlight> "Moss always leads to civilization."
 24 [04:53:41] <Ikea> "We're sort of backwards..."
 25 [04:53:46] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "Moss always points to civilization."
 24 [04:54:01] <Ikea> "We're not looking for civilization"
 24 [04:54:06] <Ikea> "We're looking for a wyvern"
 25 [04:54:19] <Rolling_> "indeed."
 25 [04:54:22] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "A cave is the most civil thing around here."
 24 [04:54:22] <Ikea> "Going south should bring us north"
 25 [04:54:24] <Lightning_Streak_> "Which is a much better choice...."
 25 [04:54:27] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "Faggots."
 32 [04:54:40] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] examines moss.
 25 [04:54:44] <CLightGM> It is green
 25 [04:54:50] <Rolling_> "i vote south. moss is a dick."
 25 [04:54:52] <GoldenTouch> "woooah woooah we don't use that language in these woods"
 32 [04:55:02] Ikea trots south
 25 [04:55:05] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [no shit, which way's it pointin']
 25 [04:55:08] <Boris_> "The pioneers used to follow the moss!"
 2 [04:55:21] Rolling_ follows ikea south/
 25 [04:55:27] <Starlight> "No, they used to ride boulders."
 25 [04:55:29] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "and they would drive boulders I'm going south"
 32 [04:55:41] Starlight follows south.
 25 [04:55:52] <CLightGM> You head south. exits NSEW. You hear a babbling brook, but cannot locate the source.
 32 [04:55:52] Boris_ heads south
 32 [04:55:55] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] groans, and heads southbound.
 32 [04:55:58] Umbra_Electrum trots south
 32 [04:56:11] GoldenTouch follows
 32 [04:56:11] Lightning_Streak_ heads along
 24 [04:56:21] <Ikea> "And south again"
 2 [04:56:35] Boris_ follows Ikea
 24 [04:56:42] <Ikea> "SShould either bring us to the start or through the forest"
 32 [04:56:42] Rolling_ nods, following.
 32 [04:56:55] Booze_Hound_Sober continues to follow
 32 [04:57:00] GoldenTouch follows
 25 [04:57:28] <CLightGM> pair of stones mark path to the east with a heavy breeze blowing from the north.
 25 [04:57:34] <CLightGM> exits NSEW
 25 [04:57:42] <Boris_> "South again?"
 25 [04:57:44] <Lightning_Streak_> "I'm living out the worst frustration in my childhood...I feel for Link...I really do"
 24 [04:57:56] <Ikea> "fuck... I must ahve had us turned around again.."
 25 [04:58:00] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "I could draw a map."
 24 [04:58:07] <Ikea> "This is the start... we're just turned around
 25 [04:58:18] <CLightGM> the brezze from the north turns into a moderate wind
 25 [04:58:21] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "No, dumbass."
 25 [04:58:32] <Umbra_Electrum> "We've entered a recursion of space..."
 25 [04:58:41] <GoldenTouch> "oorrr we follow the nice wind"
 25 [04:58:41] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "The  stones were north last time."
 25 [04:58:43] <Boris_> "I say south again"
 25 [04:58:54] <Umbra_Electrum> "North..."
 25 [04:59:10] <Rolling_> "err, let's go to the wind for shits and giggles, i say."
 25 [04:59:13] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "LET'S JUST GO TO THE WIND SOURCE, YOU BARREL OF FAGGOTS!"
 32 [04:59:27] Starlight remains silent.
 25 [04:59:32] <Boris_> "We just came from that direction you fools"
 25 [04:59:34] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "I say follow wing"
 25 [04:59:38] <Rolling_> "lolhot pot, you're so sure of yourself."
 6 [04:59:39] [KVS] Warning: Unterminated string constant
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 32 [04:59:40] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] points north.
 32 [04:59:43] Ikea looks down in thought
 32 [04:59:51] CLightGM the trees rustle playfully in the wind
 32 [04:59:54] Umbra_Electrum starts heading north...
 25 [05:00:01] <Boris_> "Fuck you trees"
 32 [05:00:04] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] trots on north.
 32 [05:00:05] GoldenTouch heads north
 32 [05:00:10] Ikea follows
 25 [05:00:13] <CLightGM> You exit the forest!
 25 [05:00:14] <Lightning_Streak_> "North it is"
 24 [05:00:15] <Ikea> "... damn it"
 25 [05:00:22] <Starlight> "..."
 25 [05:00:25] <Boris_> 'You WHAT"
 25 [05:00:31] <CLightGM> The pathway clears up
 25 [05:00:31] <Rolling_> [lel]
 24 [05:00:37] <Ikea> "...."
 25 [05:00:41] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "so we seein the cave now?"
 24 [05:00:43] <Ikea> "I have no idea what just happened"
 25 [05:00:44] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "..."
 32 [05:01:01] Lightning_Streak_ spits her twig out in shock "Jeez, where are we now?..Oh...dammit, my stick"
 25 [05:01:14] <CLightGM> A bit further down the path you see the cave. From inside snoring is heard.
 32 [05:01:16] Boris_ examine the area
 25 [05:01:21] <GoldenTouch> "don't question it, just be sad the great music stopped playing"
 25 [05:01:34] <Rolling_> "ok boys and girls, gamefaces."
 24 [05:01:48] <Ikea> "I... don't..."
 24 [05:01:58] <Ikea> "Whatever, we can worry about that when we return"
 25 [05:02:02] <Lightning_Streak_> "Anyone else hear that?..."
 24 [05:02:02] <Ikea> "Cavewards, ho"
 25 [05:02:10] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "Stealth time?"
 2 [05:02:11] GoldenTouch walks up to ikea and puts a hoof over his mouth "just let it happen"
 25 [05:02:18] <Boris_> I suggest we tread lightly
 2 [05:02:26] Rolling_ pats ikea's shoulder lightly. "just chalk it up to fairy bullshit and let it go, ikea."
 25 [05:02:27] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "I have my ghillie suit."
 25 [05:02:32] <GoldenTouch> "Hot pot, solid snake is a go"
 32 [05:02:37] Ikea walks to the cave, sneaking the last bit of the way
 25 [05:02:38] <Boris_> "Don't know how astute the things hearing is"
 32 [05:02:43] Starlight pulls up her cloak hood and readies her dagger.
 32 [05:02:54] Boris_ takes it slow towards the cave
 32 [05:03:02] Lightning_Streak_ readys her spear blade, a twig in her mouth, molotov in her other wing "He is...DragonBorn!"
 32 [05:03:04] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] gets low, and slowly sneaks into the cave...
 25 [05:03:17] <Starlight> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUAeh0jw1aw]
 32 [05:03:18] Rolling_ goes into stealth mode, following.
 25 [05:03:19] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [must I roll?]
 25 [05:03:49] <CLightGM> !roll d20
 25 [05:03:49] <GameServ> 19 == 19
 32 [05:03:57] Umbra_Electrum follows close to Lighting, trying to see into the cave.
 25 [05:04:01] <CLightGM> You come into the cave and see the wyvern sleeping
 25 [05:04:25] <GoldenTouch> "guys, no more words.. only hand signals"
 32 [05:04:28] Booze_Hound_Sober readies wood spear
 32 [05:04:37] Ikea nods
 32 [05:04:38] Lightning_Streak_ starts humming the dragon fight music from skyrim. "Hey Umbr-....what the HELL is that!?"
 32 [05:04:40] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] whispers, "Stay, you little shits, I got this."
 32 [05:04:43] Boris_ examines  the area around the wyvern
 32 [05:05:00] Umbra_Electrum quickly puts a hoof over her mouth, "SHhhh!"
 32 [05:05:13] Boris_ whispers "You mongoloid, keep it down"
 25 [05:05:13] <Rolling_> "we should try to simultaneously take up positions around it. HP, if you think you can one-shot a wyvern, you're insane."
 32 [05:05:13] Ikea signals rolling and Golden to follow me
 32 [05:05:20] GoldenTouch puts a hand over umbra and gives a *your not helping look*
 25 [05:05:22] <CLightGM> The area is clear and open.  The wyvern is sound asleep
 25 [05:05:25] <Lightning_Streak_> "MHM...hm...."
 32 [05:05:29] Ikea sneaks to the wyverns throat
 2 [05:05:41] Rolling_ follows ikea silently.
 2 [05:05:42] GoldenTouch does a sneaky roll on the floor and follows ikea
 32 [05:05:42] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] crawls to the left of the wyvern...
 25 [05:05:53] <Boris_> "Who will go for the wings"
 32 [05:05:57] Starlight crawls around the wyvern's backside.
 32 [05:06:01] Boris_ crawls to the right
 25 [05:06:02] <CLightGM> The wyvern stirs a little but is still sleeping
 32 [05:06:09] GoldenTouch shoots daggets at boris
 25 [05:06:19] <GoldenTouch> [as in a glaze]
 25 [05:06:35] <Boris_> "Oi, watch it"
 32 [05:06:36] Ikea readies my spear against the throat and signals rolling to head to the chest, mimicing a heat beat
 32 [05:06:39] Booze_Hound_Sober gives boris a heads up
 24 [05:06:48] <Ikea> heart*
 25 [05:06:59] <Lightning_Streak_> "I think I cantry taking the wings out..." She takes her spear, inching towards the dragon....
 32 [05:07:03] Boris_ readies the spear
 32 [05:07:05] Booze_Hound_Sober holds up grapes
 32 [05:07:31] Rolling_ complies, readying his spear.
 32 [05:07:50] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] tries to reach wing...
 32 [05:07:55] Booze_Hound_Sober puts them away and readys spear against wing
 25 [05:07:57] <CLightGM> [roll for init if everyone is attacking]
 32 [05:07:58] Ikea signals Gold to find a spot where everyrone sees him and do a count down
 25 [05:07:58] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [roll?]
 32 [05:07:59] Umbra_Electrum quietly follows her, carefully making sure his claws don't tap on the floor.
 32 [05:08:12] Lightning_Streak_ moves in closer, lining the bladed edge with one wing
 25 [05:08:25] <Rolling_> [we're in good position, let's do it.]
 25 [05:08:28] <Boris_> [Before we do this]
 32 [05:08:34] GoldenTouch moves back a few steps untill everyone is in view
 25 [05:08:39] <Boris_> [Confirm positions]
 24 [05:08:45] <Ikea> [I'm slightly worried that the wyvern is Lucy...]
 32 [05:08:48] GoldenTouch makes eye contact with everyone
 25 [05:08:52] <GoldenTouch> [i'm counter
 25 [05:08:57] <Starlight> [Backside[
 24 [05:08:59] <Ikea> [Throat]
 25 [05:09:01] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [a wing]
 25 [05:09:01] <Boris_> [I'm at right wing]
 32 [05:09:10] Lightning_Streak_ nods in sync with everyone
 25 [05:09:10] <Booze_Hound_Sober> ok left wing
 32 [05:09:13] GoldenTouch also aims his crossbow at wyvern
 2 [05:09:14] <Rolling_> [dammit ikea... i'm at chest.]
 32 [05:09:22] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] is to the dragon's right, behind wing.
 24 [05:09:43] <Ikea> [ok, we're good throat starts, wings next]
 24 [05:09:47] <Ikea> [roll init]
 32 [05:09:51] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] 's gonna stab it's ass.
 25 [05:09:56] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> !roll d20 for BOSS TIME!
 25 [05:09:56] <GameServ> 12 == 12
 24 [05:09:57] <Ikea> !roll 1d20
 25 [05:09:58] <GameServ> 9 == 9
 25 [05:09:58] <Booze_Hound_Sober> !roll d20 for init
 25 [05:09:58] <GameServ> 4 == 4
 25 [05:09:59] <Lightning_Streak_> !roll d20 for int
 25 [05:09:59] <GameServ> 16 == 16
 25 [05:10:04] <Starlight> !roll d20 Init
 25 [05:10:05] <GameServ> 19 == 19
 25 [05:10:05] <Boris_> !roll d20 for init
 25 [05:10:06] <GameServ> 13 == 13
 25 [05:10:07] <Umbra_Electrum> !roll d20 INIT
 25 [05:10:07] <GameServ> 16 == 16
 25 [05:10:07] <Rolling_> !roll d2o for init
 25 [05:10:08] <GameServ> 2 == 2
 25 [05:10:13] <GoldenTouch> !roll for init
 25 [05:10:14] <GameServ> 1 == 1
 25 [05:10:17] <Starlight> [Why, kek?]
 25 [05:10:19] <Rolling_> !roll d20
 25 [05:10:19] <GameServ> 1 == 1
 25 [05:10:20] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
 25 [05:10:20] <GameServ> 5 == 5
 25 [05:10:23] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [lel]
 25 [05:10:26] <GoldenTouch> >STILL ONE
 25 [05:10:27] <Boris_> [Sheeeeit]
 24 [05:10:36] <Ikea> [rolling you rolled a d2, golden roll d20]
 25 [05:10:38] <Rolling_> [lol, roll a d2 and get a better roll]
 2 [05:10:46] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [between me and ikea who got what?]
 25 [05:11:02] <CLightGM> Starlight you're up
 25 [05:11:07] <GoldenTouch> i rolled and got one then rolled 1d20 and got 1
 25 [05:11:12] <Starlight> [Was was the penalty on daggers again?]
 25 [05:11:23] <Rolling_> [-1]
 24 [05:11:23] <Ikea> [light -1]
 24 [05:11:59] <Ikea> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNWHHOI9imM]
 25 [05:12:07] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4ByWdGulPI]
 25 [05:12:09] <Starlight> !roll d20-1 to stab the wvyern in the softer underbelly
 25 [05:12:09] <GameServ> 3 == 3
 25 [05:12:23] <CLightGM> You miss and it is still asleep [+-1]
 25 [05:12:38] <CLightGM> Umbra is up
 25 [05:12:58] <Umbra_Electrum> !roll d20 WING SHREDDER
 25 [05:12:58] <GameServ> 20 == 20
 25 [05:13:07] <Umbra_Electrum> ~
 25 [05:13:08] <GoldenTouch> [nice m8
 25 [05:13:11] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [CRIT!]
 25 [05:13:15] <Boris_> [dayum]
 25 [05:13:19] <Umbra_Electrum> !roll d6 MASSIVE DAMAGE
 25 [05:13:19] <GameServ> 5 == 5
 25 [05:13:22] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [booyah!]
 25 [05:13:26] <Rolling_> [poomf]
 25 [05:13:29] <CLightGM> Thing is shredded!
 24 [05:13:39] <Ikea> [10 dmg to wings! wyverns not flying no more]
 25 [05:13:57] <CLightGM> !roll d20
 25 [05:13:57] <GameServ> 19 == 19
 25 [05:14:03] <Boris_> [>Only one wing hit]
 25 [05:14:04] <CLightGM> claws intact
 25 [05:14:13] <CLightGM> Borris, roll
 25 [05:14:26] <Boris_> !roll d20 to slice right wing
 25 [05:14:26] <GameServ> 10 == 10
 32 [05:14:29] Umbra_Electrum suddenly pounces up onto the wind, claws out in front of him and starts to slice though one of the wings, leaving a hole behind him.
 25 [05:14:38] <Boris_> [How very mediocre]
 25 [05:14:45] <GoldenTouch> [meh]
 25 [05:14:54] <CLightGM> roll for damage
 25 [05:14:58] <Boris_> !roll d6
 25 [05:14:59] <GameServ> 1 == 1
 25 [05:15:06] <CLightGM> other wing takes 1 damage
 25 [05:15:06] <Umbra_Electrum> [How poor]
 25 [05:15:07] <Boris_> [QUE MIERDA]
 25 [05:15:10] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [Diagnosis, you suck]
 25 [05:15:33] <GoldenTouch> [ure mum hates you faggot]
 25 [05:15:47] <Boris_> [;_;]
 25 [05:15:54] <CLightGM> hot pot roll
 25 [05:15:58] <Rolling_> [lucy isn't a pegasus, is she? she's a hornpone?]
 24 [05:16:05] <Ikea> [yes]
 25 [05:16:36] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> !roll d20+1 to stab it's ass.
 25 [05:16:37] <GameServ> (17) + 1 == 18
 25 [05:17:00] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> !roll d6 for ass damage
 25 [05:17:00] <GameServ> 4 == 4
 25 [05:17:00] <CLightGM> roll for damage
 25 [05:17:01] <Boris_> [Of all the places]
 25 [05:17:27] <CLightGM> You slash it's but for 4 damage
 24 [05:17:29] <Ikea> [>inb4 I miss and we wipe on dragon fire]
 25 [05:17:58] <CLightGM> It cries out in pain finally awayre of what's going on!
 25 [05:18:18] <CLightGM> !roll 3d20
 25 [05:18:18] <GameServ> 18, 12, 1 == 31
 25 [05:18:29] <CLightGM> !roll 2d8
 25 [05:18:29] <GameServ> 7, 8 == 15
 25 [05:18:47] <Umbra_Electrum> [ffffffuuuuuuuuu]
 25 [05:19:15] <CLightGM> It whips its tail striking hot pot for 7 damage and claws at starlight for 8. It then rolls over onto its back
 25 [05:19:21] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [ASS DAMAGE!]
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 25 [05:19:21] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [wow thought my internet died]
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 25 [05:19:21] <Rolling_> [cher ded]
 32 [05:19:58] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] HP[===-------]
 2 [05:20:05] <CLightGM> Ikea is up next
 25 [05:20:11] <Rolling_> "shit! hot pot, starlight, get back!"
 24 [05:20:23] <Ikea> !roll 1d20+-2
 25 [05:20:23] <GameServ> (15) + -2 == 13
 25 [05:21:01] <CLightGM> You hit the monster's underbelly
 25 [05:21:04] <Umbra_Electrum> "...God damn it.."
 24 [05:21:16] <Ikea> !roll 1d8
 25 [05:21:17] <GameServ> 3 == 3
 24 [05:21:24] <Ikea> [forgot to call the attack... damn it]
 25 [05:21:34] <CLightGM> you hit it for 3 damage
 25 [05:21:51] <CLightGM> !roll d20 flame breath
 25 [05:21:51] <GameServ> 3 == 3
 25 [05:22:07] <CLightGM> It tries to fire but shoots the cieling instad
 25 [05:22:14] <Umbra_Electrum> [hao to miss with flamer]
 25 [05:22:27] <Boris_> [Nigga blind]
 25 [05:22:27] <Rolling_> [it's flipped on it's back lol]
 25 [05:22:31] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [GENO WHIRL?]
 25 [05:22:43] <CLightGM> golden, roll
 24 [05:22:50] <Ikea> "We need to hit the throat! Gold!"
 25 [05:22:53] <GoldenTouch> [SQUIRTLE USE WATER GUN!]
 25 [05:23:15] <Umbra_Electrum> [Who's up next?]
 25 [05:23:20] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 to club the throat with my bone
 25 [05:23:20] <GameServ> 15 == 15
 25 [05:23:29] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [me?]
 25 [05:23:31] <GoldenTouch> [if you know what i mean ;)]
 25 [05:23:37] <CLightGM> hit
 25 [05:23:39] <Rolling_> [lol]
 25 [05:24:02] <GoldenTouch> >tfw i wanted to use crossbow...
 25 [05:24:13] <GoldenTouch> is it 1d6?
 25 [05:24:19] <CLightGM> yes
 25 [05:24:30] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d6
 25 [05:24:30] <GameServ> 1 == 1
 25 [05:24:38] <Boris_> [ahuhuehuea]
 25 [05:24:38] <GoldenTouch> [well]...
 25 [05:24:39] <CLightGM> lol. you smack it for 1 damage
 25 [05:24:45] <CLightGM> !roll d20
 25 [05:24:46] <GameServ> 3 == 3
 25 [05:24:50] <Rolling_> [weak bone]
 25 [05:24:55] <CLightGM> It breaks
 25 [05:25:01] <CLightGM> !roll d20
 25 [05:25:01] <GameServ> 10 == 10
 25 [05:25:09] <GoldenTouch> [WHY DOES EVERYTHING I TOUCH BREAK!!!!!]]
 25 [05:25:13] <CLightGM> It nearly burns Golden
 25 [05:25:34] <CLightGM> Go booze
 25 [05:25:38] <Starlight> [I wonder if anyone died yet]
 25 [05:25:53] <Rolling_> [shush =/]
 25 [05:25:56] <Boris_> [>inb4 only survivors]
 25 [05:26:08] <Booze_Hound_Sober> !roll d20 to stab left wing with spear
 25 [05:26:08] <GameServ> 1 == 1
 25 [05:26:08] <CLightGM> [shit my part's up in lucy's quest hold on a few minutes]
 25 [05:26:20] <CLightGM> booze hond stabs himself for 1
 25 [05:26:21] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [god fucking dammit!]
 25 [05:26:23] <GoldenTouch> [hmm?]
 25 [05:26:34] <Rolling_> [kek, pls, no more, we love you, why must you hurt us?]
 25 [05:26:43] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "Hey.. Booze..."
 25 [05:26:50] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "Si>"
 25 [05:26:53] <GoldenTouch> [wait... do we go through all 3 gm's?]
 25 [05:26:55] <Booze_Hound_Sober> ?
 25 [05:26:59] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "You... aren't... drunk... enough..."
 25 [05:27:03] <GoldenTouch> [i r confusesed]
 24 [05:27:13] <Ikea> [no, Chere's character is in Lucy GMed party]
 25 [05:27:14] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "next turn I'll take one molotov"
 25 [05:27:22] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "Okay"
 32 [05:27:28] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] coughs.
 25 [05:27:32] <Rolling_> [cher must have a role to play in lucy's session.]
 25 [05:28:09] <Rolling_> "it's most likely mostly immune to fire, guys."
 25 [05:28:40] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "that is red dragons only"
 25 [05:28:47] <Boris_> "I say we get it to bleed out"
 25 [05:28:55] <GoldenTouch> [ooooh]
 25 [05:29:00] <Rolling_> [brb like 2 mins, gonna smoke half a cig while cher does his dooty]
 25 [05:29:18] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9SPAOmIows]
 25 [05:30:44] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8lQGh-fOBU]
 25 [05:30:55] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [Waiting music]
 25 [05:31:12] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [Untill chere comes]
 25 [05:31:21] <GoldenTouch> [ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND[
 25 [05:32:08] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [brb, switching computers]
 25 [05:32:16] <Rolling_> [meh, i'm listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCcWWcL_Sg4 ]
 25 [05:32:39] <CLightGM> Rolling is up
 25 [05:32:46] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [pffft not reading a book]
 32 [05:32:57] Rolling_ adjusts his aim, going for the throat.
 25 [05:33:06] <Rolling_> !roll d20
 25 [05:33:06] <GameServ> 1 == 1
 25 [05:33:11] <CLightGM> [kek]
 25 [05:33:14] <Starlight> [Pfft]
 25 [05:33:18] <Rolling_> [fuck these ones, what is my life?]
 25 [05:33:24] <Boris_> [Das pretty bad]
 25 [05:33:25] <CLightGM> Rolling trips and falls for 1 damage
 25 [05:33:49] <CLightGM> Umbra go
 25 [05:34:09] <Umbra_Electrum> [Going Full Attack!]
 25 [05:34:37] <Rolling_> [ so roll 2d20+-4 ]
 25 [05:34:40] <Umbra_Electrum> !roll d20+-4 STRIKE 1
 25 [05:34:40] <GameServ> (12) + -4 == 8
 25 [05:34:45] <Umbra_Electrum> !roll d20+-4 STRIKE 2
 25 [05:34:45] <GameServ> (12) + -4 == 8
 25 [05:35:01] <Rolling_> [lol, loving it]
 25 [05:35:17] <CLightGM> misses both tims
 25 [05:35:30] <CLightGM> borris
 25 [05:35:42] <Boris_> !roll d20 throat slice
 25 [05:35:42] <GameServ> 1 == 1
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 32 [05:35:45] Umbra_Electrum tries striking its main underbody now, but both his claws bounce off it's hide.
 25 [05:35:47] <Boris_> [MADRE DE DIOS]
 25 [05:35:53] <Rolling_> [dude, seriously]
 25 [05:36:02] <CLightGM> borris smacks himself for 1
 25 [05:36:12] <Starlight> [If I die, make sure no one goes through my internet history.]
 25 [05:36:21] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [lol]
 24 [05:36:32] <Ikea> [we'll burn the cache]
 25 [05:36:33] <Rolling_> [^]
 25 [05:36:35] <CLightGM> lighting go
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 25 [05:36:46] <GoldenTouch> [can i have your cookies?]
 25 [05:36:46] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [back]
 25 [05:36:49] <Lightning_Streak> !roll d20 to strike
 25 [05:36:49] <GameServ> 13 == 13
 25 [05:36:53] <CLightGM> hits
 25 [05:37:15] <Lightning_Streak> !roll d6
 25 [05:37:15] <GameServ> 1 == 1
 25 [05:37:22] <CLightGM> you hit it for 1
 25 [05:37:47] <Boris_> [Are we killing it or giving it a relaxing massage]
 25 [05:37:56] <CLightGM> Hot pot, go
 25 [05:39:15] <Rolling_> [uberheal? lels]
 25 [05:39:37] <Boris_> [Ghillie ded]
 25 [05:39:50] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> !roll d20 to stab stab stab
 25 [05:39:50] <GameServ> 18 == 18
 25 [05:39:55] <CLightGM> roll for damage
 25 [05:40:01] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> !roll d6
 25 [05:40:01] <GameServ> 1 == 1
 25 [05:40:08] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [fuck]
 25 [05:40:11] <CLightGM> you stab it for 1
 25 [05:40:22] <CLightGM> !roll 3d20
 25 [05:40:22] <GameServ> 1, 1, 18 == 20
 25 [05:40:26] <CLightGM> [kek]
 25 [05:40:42] <Rolling_> [THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT]
 25 [05:40:59] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [I don't die?]
 25 [05:41:03] <CLightGM> It rolls around uncontrollably and winces in pain while strinking umbra for....
 25 [05:41:05] <CLightGM> !roll d8
 25 [05:41:05] <GameServ> 3 == 3
 25 [05:41:07] <CLightGM> 3 damagage
 32 [05:41:43] Umbra_Electrum lets out a yelp of pain as he flies off of it, hitting the floor.
 25 [05:42:12] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGBIx6iJV9U]
 2 [05:42:31] <CLightGM> ikea, roll
 24 [05:42:43] <Ikea> !roll 1d20+-2 throat, STAHB
 25 [05:42:43] <GameServ> (10) + -2 == 8
 25 [05:42:50] <CLightGM> miss
 24 [05:42:54] <Ikea> [throat, no stahb]
 25 [05:43:20] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "IT'S- SOOOOOO- BIG!"
 25 [05:43:22] <Boris_> [throat, what are you doin, throat, stahb]
 25 [05:43:31] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MISS?!"
 25 [05:43:57] <GoldenTouch> "THERES ONE THING YOU CAN DO SLICE SLICE STAB!"
 25 [05:44:10] <CLightGM> go golden
 2 [05:44:24] GoldenTouch looks at ikea and then back at the crossbow "I hope this works"
 24 [05:44:37] <Ikea> [inb4 he hits me]
 25 [05:44:40] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 to fire bolt into throat
 25 [05:44:40] <GameServ> 2 == 2
 25 [05:44:44] <Boris_> [HUE]
 25 [05:44:47] <GoldenTouch> [kek]
 25 [05:44:48] <CLightGM> !roll d4
 25 [05:44:48] <GameServ> 4 == 4
 25 [05:45:08] <CLightGM> The crossbow breaks and hits you for 4 damage
 25 [05:45:26] <GoldenTouch> "well.. that didn't work
 25 [05:45:41] <CLightGM> Booze, you're up
 25 [05:45:56] <Booze_Hound_Sober> !roll d20 melee dragons head
 25 [05:45:56] <GameServ> 20 == 20
 25 [05:46:04] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [CRIT!]
 25 [05:46:09] <CLightGM> [roll]
 25 [05:46:10] <GoldenTouch> [inb4 1]
 25 [05:46:10] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [d4 right?]
 25 [05:46:15] <CLightGM> [yes]
 25 [05:46:37] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [earth pony damage bonus?]
 25 [05:46:50] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [That's for the d20]
 25 [05:46:56] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [o well]
 25 [05:47:00] <Booze_Hound_Sober> !roll d4 for damage
 25 [05:47:00] <GameServ> 1 == 1
 25 [05:47:13] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "YOU PUNCH LIKE A FILLY!"
 25 [05:47:14] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [fucking son of a WHORE]
 25 [05:47:22] <Boris_> [We're gonna be here a while]
 25 [05:47:27] <CLightGM> It turns out to have a glass jaw and it passes out
 25 [05:47:50] <CLightGM> [do whatever now]
 25 [05:48:00] <Rolling_> [wut?]
 25 [05:48:06] <Booze_Hound_Sober> [take heart]
 25 [05:48:17] <Starlight> [Am I unconscious?]
 24 [05:48:20] <Ikea> [I don't even]
 32 [05:48:22] GoldenTouch climbs its chest
 25 [05:48:25] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "I wanna crawl down it's throught and extract it's heart, but that'd be stupid."
 25 [05:48:26] <Lightning_Streak> [Take virginity]
 32 [05:48:26] Boris_ begin to slice away at the dragons belly
 24 [05:48:28] <Ikea> [if you're at 0 or below: yes]
 25 [05:48:32] <GoldenTouch> "throw me a knife!"
 32 [05:49:04] Umbra_Electrum gets up all wobbly, panting a bit, "....Anyone dead?"
 32 [05:49:08] Lightning_Streak takes her blade, slicing the dragon's back and neck
 32 [05:49:18] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] HP[===-------]
 32 [05:49:43] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] stabs it's ass.
 25 [05:49:45] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "I'm good"
 32 [05:49:52] Lightning_Streak looks over, yelling to Umbra "Umbra, you okay?"
 25 [05:50:02] <Booze_Hound_Sober> HP[9/10]
 32 [05:50:03] Ikea starts skinning the wyvern "Might as well get as much use out of it as possible... no sense killing it and not skinning it... Someone do the wingsm tail and tendons"
 32 [05:50:18] Rolling_ , seeing that the others have the heart situation well in hand, starts searching the cave. "i'm ok. star took a bad hit though."
 25 [05:50:27] <CLightGM> As you place the blade finds nothing. The wyvern begins to fade away
 25 [05:50:41] <Umbra_Electrum> ".....I'm fine....Sorta..." He waved up, coughing a bit [Hp 5/10]
 24 [05:50:42] <Ikea> "... awwww~"
 25 [05:50:43] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "anyone have 100 smiting? we could use some dragon bone armor"
 32 [05:50:53] GoldenTouch falls into the wyvern as its fading
 25 [05:50:57] <GoldenTouch> "AHHHH"
 32 [05:50:58] Starlight lies still.
 25 [05:51:05] <Boris_> "The shit"
 24 [05:51:05] <Ikea> "Soo... where's the damned heart!?"
 25 [05:51:11] <CLightGM> The cloaked figure appears walking in.
 32 [05:51:14] Lightning_Streak falls through its chest "Whoa!"
 25 [05:51:16] <Umbra_Electrum> "....Might need some help walking though.."
 25 [05:51:18] <CLightGM> It is clapping
 25 [05:51:24] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> OOH! OOH! WHO'S THE DRAGONBORN?"
 25 [05:51:29] <Boris_> [Is it american?]
 32 [05:51:31] Ikea turns to the cloaked figure
 32 [05:51:32] Rolling_ sighs. "you dick, go die fairy."
 25 [05:51:37] <CLightGM> "Good show! I say good show!"
 32 [05:51:42] GoldenTouch absorbs the dragons soul
 25 [05:51:52] <Booze_Hound_Sober> "What was the point of all this?"
 25 [05:51:58] <Boris_> "We've played your game. Now give us Lucy"
 25 [05:52:02] <GoldenTouch> "i do say! you are a dick!"
 25 [05:52:02] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "What gives?"
 32 [05:52:03] Lightning_Streak lifts herself up, running to Umbra, while keeping eye contact with the pony
 25 [05:52:04] <CLightGM> [golden touch is now known as enderborn king of the faggots]
 24 [05:52:11] <Ikea> "Careful what you say to it"
 24 [05:52:32] <Ikea> "In fact, might want to not say too much at all"
 25 [05:52:39] <GoldenTouch> [faggotking! faggotking!]
 25 [05:52:39] <CLightGM> The figure laughs. "What, are you mad or something? How about I heal your wounds, hmmm?"
 24 [05:52:50] <Ikea> "How about you tell us about Lucy?"
 32 [05:53:11] GoldenTouch looks at the hooded figure "That would be nice" *gives :3 face*
 25 [05:53:31] <CLightGM> Wound healings first. The matter is, Lucy is safe for now.
 25 [05:53:53] <Umbra_Electrum> "....If you don't mind...." He trots up to Lighting, leaning up against her.
 25 [05:53:56] <CLightGM> It goes over and starts healing everyone one at at time, returning them to full health, but sore.
 24 [05:53:57] <Ikea> [is that IC or GM?]
 25 [05:54:00] <GoldenTouch> "and what about everyone else in the other groups? what do you know of them?"
 25 [05:54:19] <Boris_> [haah]
 25 [05:54:19] <Lightning_Streak> "Hey, what the hell is this? Is this some sort of trick?"
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 25 [05:54:32] <CLightGM> "Now, that is settled. The truth is this was all sort of a test."
 24 [05:54:47] <Ikea> "I'm still waiting on that answer..."
 25 [05:54:49] <CLightGM> "We had to make sure that you were worthy for us to give her back to you."
 32 [05:54:54] Starlight gets up. "Uh... my head."
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 25 [05:55:11] <CLightGM> "Their results will factor in as well, but you all passed with flying colors."
 24 [05:55:26] <Ikea> "Who are you?"
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 25 [05:55:37] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "Oh, goodie!"
 32 [05:55:46] Lightning_Streak hold Umbra up with her wing "A test? To save our friend? You don't think coming out here was enough, so you nearly kill us to prove what we already showed we had?"
 25 [05:55:51] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkdpeinnc7E]
 24 [05:56:04] <Ikea> "Lightning, shhh It's a fey."
 24 [05:56:15] <Ikea> "They don't work like we do. They don't THINK like we do"
 32 [05:56:42] Lightning_Streak catches herself mid-rage, and nods "Right..."
 25 [05:56:46] <CLightGM> "Who am I? I am but myself. As a token of gratitude for playing with me, I will give you this...
 25 [05:56:49] <GoldenTouch> "What your saying is.. we came all the way to find our friend, only to have you test us? TO GET OUR FRIEND BACK?" *thinks* "Thats actully really smart"
 32 [05:57:12] Umbra_Electrum leans in close, smiling inwardly to himself,  "Thank.....you..."
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 25 [05:57:44] <Rolling_Point_> [hrmm, think my client died, anyone here?]
 25 [05:57:54] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [here]
 25 [05:58:02] <Boris_> [Yeye]
 25 [05:58:07] <CLightGM> It then pulls out several bolts of cloth. The cloth is light and study.
 24 [05:58:09] <Ikea> [yup]
 32 [05:58:16] GoldenTouch pulls the broken crossbow out.... "ca-can you fix it"
 24 [05:58:24] <Ikea> "This is a gift?"
 25 [05:58:28] <CLightGM> For you to break it again? Nope.
 25 [05:58:35] <Boris_> "All this... For some cloth"
 25 [05:58:37] <GoldenTouch> "awwww"
 25 [05:58:52] <Rolling_Point_> [what'd i miss? last thing i had was me searching the cave]
 25 [05:59:07] <GoldenTouch> [ummm kinda alot]
 24 [05:59:13] <Ikea> [fey's back, wyvern was an illusion]
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 25 [05:59:24] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "Maybe the cloth is enchanted?"
 25 [05:59:26] <Lightning_Streak> "You doing okay? How bad can you walk?"
 25 [05:59:34] <CLightGM> [nope just needed for the town]
 25 [05:59:39] <Boris_> "It damn well better serenade me to bed after all this"
 25 [05:59:40] <CLightGM> !roll d100
 25 [05:59:41] <GameServ> 17 == 17
 25 [05:59:44] <Rolling_Point_> [well, yeah, i got that. how's starlight?]
 25 [05:59:45] <Booze_Hound> [Shit it died on me for a second ]
 25 [05:59:55] <CLightGM> I suppose I could give you something else as well.
 25 [05:59:55] <Starlight> [I got brought back to life]
 24 [05:59:56] <Ikea> [everyone's been healed]
 25 [06:00:06] <Booze_Hound> [ok and?]
 25 [06:00:21] <Rolling_Point_> [to full? ffs, what a time for client to shiggy]
 25 [06:00:22] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uquHXZwRKM]
 25 [06:00:23] <Booze_Hound> [test]
 24 [06:00:34] <Ikea> [test, healed, gift:cloth]
 25 [06:00:40] <GoldenTouch> [please be a crossbow :D]
 25 [06:00:47] <Booze_Hound> [ok awesome]
 25 [06:00:47] <CLightGM> It then pulls out a piece of ironwood. "This can be used to make a sword as strong as steel, but must be cut with cold iron to do so."
 25 [06:01:06] <Umbra_Electrum> "....Kinda, but I need some help with it..."
 25 [06:01:16] <GoldenTouch> [you can't win them all]
 32 [06:01:18] Ikea takes the cloth and wood and puts it in his bag
 24 [06:01:34] <Ikea> "When can we see Lucy?"
 25 [06:01:35] <CLightGM> Allright, so now that that's settled, care to step outside the cave?
 25 [06:01:53] <CLightGM> When she gets back. The others are still busy having their fun as well
 25 [06:02:05] <Lightning_Streak> "Don't worry...I've got you."
 32 [06:02:08] Boris_ puts the items into his bag
 25 [06:02:10] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "Oh great and powerful blood daemon, I have done thy bidding my master."
 25 [06:02:18] <CLightGM> If they're enjoying themselves as much as I did, she will return
 32 [06:02:20] GoldenTouch digs a hole and burries his crossbow "I know you never worked... but i loved you the same"
 25 [06:02:26] <CLightGM> It leads you all outside the cave
 32 [06:02:28] GoldenTouch follows outside
 32 [06:02:37] Starlight hobbles outside.
 32 [06:02:38] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] follows.
 32 [06:02:39] Boris_ heads on out
 24 [06:02:53] <Ikea> "So, who are you? Not YOU-you, you as in theose that are keeping her. You as in you who are testing us and our comrades"
 32 [06:03:10] Ikea follows outside
 32 [06:03:12] Lightning_Streak slowly follows, holding Umbra to help him walk
 32 [06:03:14] Booze_Hound follows
 32 [06:03:16] Rolling_Point_ follows, not surprised but still very annoyed at the fairy.
 25 [06:03:22] <CLightGM> It smiles but refuses to answer the question
 32 [06:03:44] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] approaches the cloaked figure.
 25 [06:03:44] <CLightGM> Now, that all of you are outside, let me show you why you should not return again.
 32 [06:03:45] Ikea sighs "Damned fey... No offense"
 25 [06:04:00] <Boris_> "I don't like the sound of this
 32 [06:04:23] Umbra_Electrum slowly follows in step with Lighting, wincing slightly in pain.
 25 [06:04:28] <CLightGM> It raises one hoof to the sky then points it towards the cave. The entire thing errupts into flames
 32 [06:04:49] GoldenTouch jumps "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU"
 32 [06:04:57] Boris_ jumps back "WOAH"
 32 [06:05:01] Lightning_Streak looks annoyed at the pony figure thing, and mumbles "This isn't a vacation home, I don't thin-*she looks up* What...the HELL!?"
 24 [06:05:02] <Ikea> "Right... you are gods of this domain and don't like visitors..."
 25 [06:05:10] <CLightGM> It then shoots its magic again. The entire cave is now frozen
 32 [06:05:12] Booze_Hound look shocked
 25 [06:05:30] <Hot_Pot[GHILLIE]> "OH GREAT AND POWERFUL BLOOD DAEMON, I HAVE SEEN THINE POWER!"
 25 [06:05:37] <Lightning_Streak> "Huh!, That...that! What was that!?"
 24 [06:05:44] <Ikea> "This does nothing to tell us why, though. Will we be enemies the next time?"
 32 [06:06:15] Hot_Pot[GHILLIE] bows before the cloaked figure.
 32 [06:06:35] Rolling_Point_ sighs. "if we were enemies we'd be dead, or still playing his game until we ended up that way."
 32 [06:06:37] GoldenTouch catches onto what pot is doing and bows "I am not worthy"
 25 [06:06:54] <CLightGM> It then calls down lightinging  and explodes the cave. It then reforms the pieces into a statue
 25 [06:07:13] <Boris_> "We get it, you're a near omnipotent being"
 25 [06:07:34] <Rolling_Point_> [or trixie doing some illusions]
 32 [06:07:37] Lightning_Streak looks at the spectacle "I'm...I'm okay with that....that was nice...."
 24 [06:07:41] <Ikea> "I doubt there's anything 'near' about it, Boris... We are in their domain"
 25 [06:07:43] <CLightGM> Good, and that is why you should not return unless we ask. The entire town will know when we do ask.
 25 [06:07:51] <Boris_> "I'd hate to be the one to get on your bad side though"
 25 [06:07:59] <CLightGM> If anything we might ask through Lucy. Now
 24 [06:08:06] <Ikea> "Understood."
 25 [06:08:35] <CLightGM> It then waves a hoof and you show up outside the caves to wait for the others.