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4 | From: <troll3301@tormail.net> | |
5 | To: The Internet <> | |
6 | Subject: LOLZ I TROLLZ U | |
7 | ||
8 | Ladies and Gentlemen of the Internet, | |
9 | ||
10 | I am why you cite your sources. It is said that a lie told often | |
11 | enough becomes a truth; apparently, a troll repeated sufficiently becomes a | |
12 | prophet. When the call to investigate first appeared on the internet, I | |
13 | marveled at the psychological manipulation put into play by a true master | |
14 | of the art; when the cicadas appeared around the world, I realized that I | |
15 | was standing in the internet's most fertile ground for trickery. You were | |
16 | so starved for clues you consumed my poison without question, and even when | |
17 | you caught my lies, you continued to eagerly swallow. When you sought to | |
18 | understand the identity of the puzzle I gave you closure by falsifying an | |
19 | ARG; when you needed another text to give you insight I handed you | |
20 | Neuromancer; when you wanted to know who wind was, I stole the name and | |
21 | answered. | |
22 | ||
23 | Since the game is played out, I want to offer you some closure. I am, | |
24 | after all, the only one who can tell you when it was I was truly trolling, | |
25 | and when you misattributed my actions to those who gave out legitimate | |
26 | information. Let me offer you a brief summary of my work. | |
27 | ||
28 | I am Wind 3301. | |
29 | ||
30 | I am MUTE. | |
31 | ||
32 | I am Artemis. | |
33 | ||
34 | I am 8.tk. | |
35 | ||
36 | I am Wile E. Coyote. | |
37 | ||
38 | I am the face in the onion. | |
39 | ||
40 | ||
41 | I look forward to hearing from you. | |
42 | ||
43 | ||
44 | http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/365bri/ | |
45 | http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/365bsy/ | |
46 | http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/365btl/ | |
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48 | http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/365buf/ | |
49 | http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/365bvi/ | |
50 | http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/365bxw/ | |
51 | http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/365bw5/ | |
52 | http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/365bx9/ | |
53 | http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/365bys/ | |
54 | http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/365c3j/ | |
55 | http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/365c84/ | |
56 | http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/365cd5/ | |
57 | http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/365cew/ | |
58 | http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/365d1j/ | |
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