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| 1 | >another quiet day at school | |
| 2 | >who am I kidding; I haven't had a quiet day in all this year | |
| 3 | >On my way to school I found some kind of hare or rabbit. As rabbits are not common inside cities I could guess it was someone's pet | |
| 4 | >I found it near the school so I stood at the entrance while trying to find it's owner | |
| 5 | >Is thit rabbit yours -I yelled to the crowd, but no one answered | |
| 6 | >So, I spent the whole day taking care of the creature while looking for its owner | |
| 7 | >for some reason, the teachers had no problem with me taking the rabbit to class, as they thought I was reddeming myself by doing a good action for a change | |
| 8 | >What the hell? when did I do a bad thing at school? whatever | |
| 9 | >The bunny seemed to take a liking to me; or at least it seems to hate everyone else as it puts a "ready to attack" attitude when any person comes near it | |
| 10 | >that reminds me that Purple hasn't even looked at me today. Well, I don't mind some peace and quiet for a change | |
| 11 | >Didn't they have pets for guys in the store you got that thing? -Lightblue said as she aproached me | |
| 12 | >It's not mine, I'm looking for its owner -I replied | |
| 13 | >It seems the bunny doesn't hate this bitch as it started to try to call her attention. Is she its owner? | |
| 14 | >what a cute little thing. Even the great Trixie can´t resist the urge to pet it -she said as she moved her hand in order to caress the furry rodent | |
| 15 | >when her hand was at its reach, the buny used Lightblues arm as a ladder to climb onto her shoulder | |
| 16 | >It seems that even the lowest creatures can admire Trixie's greatness. | |
| 17 | >as she finished saying that, the bunny began kicking her face | |
| 18 | >Damn it Norman, this isn't the last you and your pet will see of the great and talented Trixie -she says as she goes away in shame | |
| 19 | >it seems she isn't the owner. afterall | |
| 20 | >I'm really liking this bunny. I'm keeping it if I don't find its owner | |
| 21 | >then, I noticed Yellow; it seems she had been around me for quite a while. I wonder if she likes bunnies. | |
| 22 | >hey Yellow! -I say | |
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| 24 | >Yellow cowers as if she was discovered doing some crime when I call her | |
| 25 | >Would you like to help me in finding the owner of this bunny? -I ask her | |
| 26 | >uhm, ehh, Norman -she stutters | |
| 27 | >at least stay with me for a bit please, I'm starting to feel lonely -I said as I was used to hang with either Purple, Pink or, when lucky, The Aryan Beauty. But today none of my friends had said a word to me so I was alone with this bunny | |
| 28 | >seeing the syncerity of my plea, she stayed with me without uttering a word | |
| 29 | >with new found energy as I was no longer alone I continue with my campaign; at the very least the bunny is not agressive to Yellow so I can be assured that she won't be driven away by its antics | |
| 30 | >Have you seen the owner of this bunny? -I keep yelling with all my strength | |
| 31 | >the crowd of students only replies with snarks such as: ha ha so funneh! Stop being a Faggot! and, Get a life! | |
| 32 | >I simply don't Understand what's wrong with these people | |
| 33 | >If Purple was here we could have tried using magic; but she was nowhere to be seen | |
| 34 | >So I keep the charade until the sun goes down. Yellow has been trying to tell me something but she always gets silent when I look at her; maybe I have too much SWAG | |
| 35 | >Once the sun sets, Purple comes to where I am | |
| 36 | >Hi Norman, -she says- Have you seen Fluttershy? | |
| 37 | >you mean Yellow? there she is -I say as I point at her | |
| 38 | >So you finally found your bunny? -Purple said without noticing my dumbfounded look- where was it? | |
| 39 | >Norman found my Angel Bunny and Kept doing his best to find me during the whole day -she said with a huge smile on her face | |
| 40 | >what? why didn't you say so In all the time you were here with me? -I ask her, obviously annoyed | |
| 41 | >it just that ... -she can't say anything to my face; I guess her cuteness can be somewhat annoying | |
| 42 | >she then makes Purple talk for her | |
| 43 | >Fluttershy says that she tried to tell you but you were so into finding the owner that she couldn't stop you. | |
| 44 | >goddamnit Yellow you could have saved me a great deal of time -I thought | |
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| 46 | >Instead of nagging Yellow who, it seems, had suffered enough today. I simply spoke to Purple | |
| 47 | >Why didn't you ask me for help instead? | |
| 48 | >It's just that I've been imposing on you so much lately that I thought you would get angry if I asked you for help again | |
| 49 | >Of all the times you could have simply not talked to me, you decide to do it when talikng to me would have saved me the whole trouble? -I said, visibly annoyed | |
| 50 | >I moved my hand to my eyes, then I took a deep breath and said -well, at least the problem is solved now; sorry for being such a drama queen | |
| 51 | >And so ended that day | |
| 52 | >before going back home Yellow spoke to me again | |
| 53 | >Norman -she meekly says- I thank you from the bottom of my heart | |
| 54 | >My heart fluttered for a second. Calm down Norman, you are already in love with The Aryan Beauty, two timing is a big no no. | |
| 55 | >not that she's my girlfirend but still | |
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| 57 | >the next day A poster was pasted in the announcement board. In it there was a picture of me and the bunny, with the caption "beware petnapper" | |
| 58 | >I damn this school | |
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| 60 | the pet END |
