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- >Day Twin tattoos in Equestria.
- >Today, you got an unusual request.
- >A pair of sisters, two pegasi by the names of Flitter and Cloudchaser wanted a pair of matching tattoos.
- >While this in itself isn't strange, what they wanted as their tattoo was.
- >They wanted what would essentially make their hooves look like there were holes in them.
- "You girls ready?" you ask, and they nod.
- >Flitter goes first, the needle and medicine knocking her out cold.
- >Always hovering close by, Cloudchaser watches as your needle goes to work, creating hole looking marks on her hooves.
- >With fifteen minutes left for the medicine, and only three hooves done, you elect to give her another dose.
- >"Hey, is that safe?" she asks, concerned for her sisters safety.
- "Yes. The first dose is nearly through her system, so adding a second will not have an overdose effect.
- >"Okay, but if something happens..." she holds up a hoof, and you raise your hands defensively.
- "I got ya, loud and clear."
- >Turning back to your work, your needle starts inking another hole in her hoof.
- >"Hey, you're not gonna try anything funny on me while I'm out, right?"
- "If it were up to me, I wouldn't get within ten feet of your junk but a job's a job."
- >She gets in your face again, and you have to quickly pull back the tattooing pen or risk hurting Flitter.
- >"So you think I'm ugly, huh? Well, what do you think of this?"
- >Turning around, she shoves her ass and vagina in your face, and you fall backwards off your chair.
- >She plops down on your face, and says "If you want to move, you better prove you think I'm not ugly."
- >Grabbing her by the flank, you shove her aside and sit up.
- "Like hell. I never said you're ugly, I just don't find your kind's junk attractive."
- >She suddenly looks embarrassed, and flits back a bit.
- >"Oh... Sorry."
- "Ugh, whatever." You mutter, turning back to your work and grabbing your tool.
- >Your pen, you sicko's.
- >Cloud doesn't interrupt you for the remainder of Flitters tattooing, and when you carry her to the finishing room, she pops in, just to make sure.
- >"Hey, I'm sorry about earlier, Its just... Flitter's always been the girlier of the two of us, and stallions were always hitting on her."
- >"I was always protecting her, but at the same time, rumors started spreading of me being a muff licker."
- >"Even though I know it's a lie, a lot of stallions thinks it's disgusting, and now it's hard to get a date, or even a guy friend who isn't gay."
- "No problem. Like I said, I didn't mean anything by it except that I'm not really attracted to ponies."
- >She lets out a strained chuckle, before moving back to the front.
- >Hopping up on the table, she waits while you swap ink cartridges and needle.
- >Taking out the medicine, you are about to give her the injection, when she says "Just so you know, you're a pretty cute guy. I'd date you if you weren't uninterested."
- >Poking the needle in, you put her under and prepare to work.
- >An hour and a half into the procedure, Flitter knocks to be let out and you take a moments break.
- >"Hey, hows Cloudy doing?"
- "Same as you, unconscious."
- >She glares at you, and you smile.
- "She was fine. A bit protective, but otherwise harmless."
- >Your needle hums away quietly, and Flitter moves over beside you.
- >"You know, she's a really nice mare, maybe you should get to know her better..."
- >Pulling away a moment, you gently poke her in the nose.
- "She said the same thing about herself before going under."
- >Flitter smiles, and you get back to work.
- >Like with Flitter, it takes a second dose to get all four hooves done, and soon she is in the finishing room, Flitter staying in there with her.
- >When you get the knock to let them out, your jaw drops at what you see.
- >Both mares are wearing spandex suits, and they have a blue monkey in a matching suit with them.
- >"Ready Flit?" Cloudchaser says, looking at her sister.
- >"Ready Cloudy." is her reply.
- >The two of them rush out into the streets, monkey right behind before bumping hooves and yelling "Wonder Twin Powers, Activate!"
- >You immediately Nope and turn back inside, shutting the door.
- >Today was an 80's TV show day.
- Shining Armor wants a tattoo to help him in the bedroom, but the tattoo is super vague so it backfires.(Cadence may leave him for some HOT MONKEY LOVE)
- Day not enough [spoiler]LOVE[/spoiler] in Equestria.
- >Checking your mail, you find a letter emblazoned with the royal seal, and you take it inside, along with your weekly newspaper.
- >Putting the newspaper on the counter, you break the seal and open the letter.
- >*To, Anonymous the Human.
- >This message is of vital importance, and I need you to come to Canterlot post haste.
- >Bring all necessary tools for applying a tattoo.
- >A train ticket dated for today at three is attached, and I expect you to be on it.
- >From, A Royal.*
- "Ugh, always so secretive and rushed..." you mutter, removing the ticket before crumpling and tossing the letter in the trash.
- >When Celestia set you up, she made sure to make a magic battery for your tool that draws residual magic from the air to keep it charged.
- >It makes your gear movable, but also heavy as fuck.
- >Seriously, how the fuck does a battery the size of a cup weigh forty pounds?
- >Grabbing your backpack, you start to heave the battery and pen into the bottom, before grabbing a carrying tray for the inks and needles.
- >You fill it with most basic colors, as well as any other colors you think you may need.
- >Hefting the bag onto your back, you scrawl up a quick note for on the door.
- >With nothing to do for the next half hour, you stop by Sugarcube Corner for a snack.
- >As energetic as always, Pinkie shoots to the counter the moment the bell rings.
- "Hey Pinkie, I'm looking to pick up something for a snack on my train ride to Canterlot, you got any suggestions?"
- >She ducks behind the counter, before hopping out of the kitchen a minute later.
- >"Here you go Nonny, one train ride special. That'll be four bits for my favorite human."
- >Counting out the required bits, you pass them over the counter before grabbing the box.
- "I'll see you when I get back, Pinkie." you call out, waving as you leave.
- >The train does have seats suited for minotaurs, so you aren't smushed in.
- >Even so, there are no first class minotaur seats, only coach, so the rooms are tiny and there is no service.
- >Pinkie's snack box consists of two muffins, a donut and a slice of lemon cheesecake.
- >In her infinite crazy wisdom, the snacks last exactly to Canterlot, and you are greeted by a half dozen royal guards.
- >"If you would kindly follow us, Sir."
- >Nodding, you follow them, all the way to the palace, begging the question who called you.
- >The guards escort you all the way to the royal suites, only increasing your curiosity, and they lead you into an empty room.
- >"Set your stuff up here, your customer will arrive soon."
- >The guards leave, and with nothing else to do, you get your tools set up.
- >After only five minutes, three unicorns bring in an exact replica of your customer chair back in the shop.
- >They set it up without a word, and you are once again alone.
- >With nothing better to do, you hop up and relax on the chair, waiting for your customer.
- >Just before you fall asleep, the door opens and a cloaked figure enters.
- >"Anonymous, what happens here does not leave this room." a magically modified voice says.
- "Yeah, yeah, I know the deal."
- >The cloak drops, revealing a white coat and electric blue mane.
- >"I've been having... issues with the wife. I've heard your talents can help."
- >Crossing your arms, you look over at him.
- "Let me guess, twelve seconds isn't enough to please her?"
- >He glares at you, before snapping "I've heard of your 'mythical' [spoiler]HOT MONKEY DICK[/spoiler], and how you can go for minutes, but I think that is a load of bull. Still, the report came from Twily, so you must last longer than stallions at least."
- >"I don't like it, but I want you to tattoo my cock. On it, I want you to mock up a [spoiler]HOT MONKEY DICK[/spoiler] to give me more stamina."
- >You can't help but chuckle, and he glares at you again.
- "I'm just going to say this now. Don't expect to be able to get an erection without serious pain for a week or two."
- >"I'm quite sure I can handle it. Now, can we get to work? I want to get to plowing my wife as soon as I can."
- >Hopping off the chair, you motion him up while prepping the medical needle.
- >A thought strikes you, and you turn to Shining.
- "There's a problem here. How are you going to keep hard while unconscious?"
- >"I know an old prank spell, and as long as you don't jack me off or anything, it makes a stallion hard until he releases."
- >Thinking back to your college days, you can't help but smile.
- "That's something I would have loved to have been able to use, back when I was in school."
- >After he climbs onto the seat, he lays on his back and starts casting the spell.
- >You have to hand it to him, despite being only the physical size of a normal stallion, he is packing a solid ten and a half inches.
- >Once the spell is complete, you quickly knock him out, before loading the first needle and black cartridge.
- >As you start working, one thought keeps surfacing in your mind.
- >[spoiler]HOT MONKEY DICK[/spoiler]...
- >Even through this, you remain professional, and on both sides of his meaty member, you draw out a human penis.
- >Cleaning him proves to be a bit of a problem, so you opt for a bucket of nad-shriveling cold water dumped on it, before a near Indian-burn drying with a towel.
- >Leaving him to let the medicine wear off, you remove the needle and set it in a case to be burned.
- >Seriously, the guy is husband to the princess of "[spoiler]LOVE[/spoiler]", who knows how many pony STD's she's packing, and by proxy, him.
- >Putting everything else away back in your bag, you take a seat on the far wall, not wanting to be anywhere near him when he comes to with his cock burning like it's on fire.
- >As the two hours finishes up, he slowly stirs before letting out a sharp yelp, hooves grabbing for his stallionhood.
- >"BUCK! You weren't lying when you said this would hurt. How am I supposed to get off like this?"
- "Can't you just dispel the magic or something? You cast it, so it should be easy, right?"
- >Still cupping his pride and joy, he clenches his eyes and focuses.
- >Slowly his cock shrinks back into its sheathe, before letting out a pained gasp.
- >"After a moment of relaxing breathing he says "Okay, that's a bit better. Your payment will be sent with you."
- >Without another Pinkie snack box for the train ride home, you are getting quite hungry by the time you reach Ponyville, not trusting the food cart.
- > Logically, the first place you head is Sugarcube Corner, your kitchen away from home.
- >The perky pink mare is right there to meet you, despite it nearing ten at night.
- >"NONNY! YOU'RE BACK!" she exclaims excitedly, bouncing over.
- >When your stomach lets out a leonine growl, she giggles, before vanishing into the kitchen.
- >She comes out, a tray balanced on her head and one on her back, which she scoots onto one of the tables.
- >"I saved us some dinner, since you promised to come over when you got back."
- "Thanks Pinkie, you're a great friend."
- >You can't help but smile as she giggles, before hopping up into a seat.
- >Taking the seat opposite her, you both dig in, enjoying the home cooked meal.
- >As you finish, you head home, saying goodbye to Pinkie.
- >With nothing planned for the next little while, you laze about the shop, creating drawings or hanging out with friends.
- >A week and a half after Shining's call, you wake up to find a visitor in your house.
- >"Good morning, Anonymous." Cadence says, lying next to you in bed.
- "Uh... Good morning, Princess," you reply, too stunned to formulate a proper thought.
- >She rolls onto her side, pressing in on your side.
- >"I believe you owe me an explanation, and other things."
- >Not wanting to anger one of the three most powerful beings on the planet, you simply nod.
- >"Good, now. Tell me, what tattoo did my ex-husband have you give to him?"
- >Ex-Husband?
- "Shining wanted something to help give him more stamina, and he heard of mine, though I'm not sure why he referred to it as a 'mythical' [spoiler]HOT MONKEY DICK[/spoiler]. Really, twelve minutes can't be that long, can it?"
- >"Well, that might explain his actions..." Cadence muses "...and it might explain how he wasn't able to get it up and also why he felt the urge to [spoiler]LOVE[/spoiler] an endangered monkey when we visited the zoo."
- "He did a..." you have to bite your lip to keep from laughing, but you just can't hold it.
- >"Yes, it is rather amusing, but since it was an endangered species, despite being royal, he was sentenced to life in prison. That is why I'm here."
- >"I need a new husband, one who can generate massive amounts of love, and while I dislike loosing Shining, he did lead me to you."
- "You... want me to marry you?"
- >"Not exactly..." she says, licking her lips. "You are going to make me love you with that mythical [spoiler]HOT MONKEY DICK[/spoiler] of yours, whether you like it or not."
- >Her magic takes hold of your body, pulling off the remaining clothes.
- >Looks like someone is getting some [spoiler]HOT MONKEY LOVE[/spoiler].
- >Today was a thank god she didn't have any STD's kind of day.
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